Is this movie actually good?

>>82230515

Yes.

>>82230515
Yea its better than any indiana jones

Yes it's incredible imo

>>82230549
no need to get Indy involved

Remember, the dinosaurs are secondary to the real meaning

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>>82231993
>1993

>>82230515
I find this movie very enjoyable.

Does anyone have any actual complaints about this movie?

It's fucking great. Easily the greatest Dinosaur film ever made (unless you count the original King Kong).

'Course, you'll get some of those "Spielberg is a hack" memers who hate it, but those people are wrong.

>>82232139
Muldoon dies.

>>82232139
The villain is a bit shit

>>82230549
whoa whoa, slow down there

>>82232307
How is he wrong?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd4ygI0GHV8

>>82232257
this
he lives in the books i think

>>82232139
The kids are fucking annoying, but that's about it. Every kid that has appeared in a Jurassic movie has been annoying, but Malcom's daughter was the most tolerable.

>>82232484
I don't mind the kids. I don't particularly like them, but they don't annoy me, they're just sort of there

>>82232352
raiders and last crusade are more entertaining then jurassic park in my book

>>82232139
The sequels have done a disservice to its legacy

>>82232628
I quite liked the third one

>>82232518
The kids are retards, especially Lex. Reminder her first instinct when the T-Rex showed up was to grab the flashlight and Tim's first instinct was to reach out of the car and shut the door when it was standing 5 feet away.

>>82232628
JP2 is great though and JW is worth watching for BDH. Only plebs disagree.

>>82232644
Thats the worst one!

>>82232743
Let's just agree that you're wrong and leave it at that

>>82232781
Give us one reason JP3 isn't the worst Jurassic movie.

>>82232727
Once again the point of the kids are supposed to be part of the system just as unpredictable as the dinosaurs

>>82232449
Him and Genaro live, and spend half the book being bro's, wrangling escaped Dinosaurs, and shooting T-rexes with rocket launchers.
That shit could have been its own movie.

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>>82232727
>JP2

>>82232815
The parents of Timmy the Super Soldier are fun

>>82232815
because JP2 exists

>>82232921
The mom was annoying as fuck

>>82232942
Try again.

The entire point of Jurassic Park is how small changes in a system can influence everything....Michael Crichton wrote this based on Chaos Theory and the dinosaurs are secondary using the "dragon curve"

>>82232942
its the lost world you little shit

>>82232986
even worse

>>82232979
the lost world

>>82232979
>The mom was annoying as fuck
Tea Leoni is a priceless fucking treasure asshole!

>>82233007
Try again. Real response this time.

>>82232897
I believe that if they followed the book 100% it would have been scarier but i love both versions

>>82233046
i seriously hate vince aughn

>>82233027
She's still a dumb annoying bitch in JP3.

>>82232815
It's actually the best one

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It's amazing, a true kinosaur movie. JP2 was good up until the black girl started doing nig jitsu on the dinosaurs. Also the whole ending sequence with the T Rex in the city. Felt forced and out of place as hell.

>>82233071
What's wrong with him?

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Excellent film.
None of the sequels have even come close.
Had a major crush on Lex when I was a kid.

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>>82233183
This is for you anon

>>82233183

Did she hack your Unix system?

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>>82230515
>"good"
lol
It's one of the best movies of all time.
It's definitely in my top 3.

there really is no room for other opinions here. anyone who doesn't at least *like* this movie is a contrarian.

>>82233234
What's with the moon runes?

>>82233234
holy shit

>>82233256
I assume it was an advert that ran in Japan

>>82233234
Where is this from?

>>82233256
>>82233318

if you're a scumbag but you have a pretty blonde daughter you want to exploit, there's plenty of modeling opportunities available in Japan

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>tfw Michael Chrichton is dead

>>82233256
it just says "my sweet ariana" and "heroine of jurassic park" and stuff

>>82233234
MODS

>>82233415
fuck off weeaboo

>>82233415
Japs are creepy.

>>82233234
Whats the number?

>>82233469
are you one of those people who only speak 0.7 languages?

>>82233653
I speak English, French & Spanish well enough to have conversations without overly exerting myself.

I can get by in German, Portuguese and Greek.

I can speak Urdu/Punjabi/Hindi, but they're not real languages so I don't tend to count them.

>>82230531
You are now humming the Jurassic park theme.

>>82230515
Yes, it's one of THE best movies of it's kind but the moral of the story is bullshit and I'd actually love to see a remake that keeps the overall tone but proves Goldblum's character wrong. The park failed because of greed, overambitious planning, and good ol' bad luck; not some esoteric crap that made failure inevitable.

>Does anyone have any actual complaints about this movie?
Malcom annoys me to no end - it's my fault for not being able to detach myself from reality enough to not see him as the typical smug anti-science creationist "you can't prove X doesn't exist" type, but I just can't help it.

>>82233708
>Urdu/Punjabi/Hindi
serious question: why? those are some of the languages i couldn't be bother to learn because the whole region being so shit

>>82233728

Holy fuck, you're right!

>>82233807
In my old job, 95% of the workforce was British Asian and they regularly talked amongst themselves in these languages. I started to spy on them essentially

>>82233708
so you're one of them. what's your favorite movie?

>>82233877
Grease

>>82233728
which one?

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or

dun dun dun. dun dun dun. dun dun dun duunn dunn DUNN DUUUUUNNN. du dun dun dunn dunn.dunnn du dunn...

or

du du dun. du du dunn dunn. dun du du dun dunn dunn. du dunn dunn...

If you had to choose between the raptor scream and the tyrannosaur roar, which would you choose?

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>>82233780

>>82233990
dun duuun duh dun Dun, duh duh daaaah dah dah dun dah, dah dah dun dah dun dun dun dun duuuuun dun dun dah dun

>>82234069
raptor of course

>>82234069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWZJ-hCRUos

>>82232139

Yes, they made Hammond a likeable grandad character, when in reality he didnt give 2 shits about his grandchildren.

Is it actually chilean sea bass or chili and sea bass ?

>>82233864
You are exceptionally smart anon. I say this as a man that speaks 5 languages.

>>82233780
>chaos theory is "esoteric"
>math is esoteric
what

>>82233897
lol fag

>>82233864
>95% of the workforce was British Asian
damn, that place must have reeked of curry and shit

>>82236067

Oops. I mean it makes sense failing in the book.

>>82236067
In the book too there is evidence many animals left many times, especially the compies

>>82233780 #

The park failing makes more sense in the book since shit got off the island multiple times, raptors were breeding in the wild, and they had no clue to how to handle most of the dinosaurs. Also Hammond was an asshole who only did it for the fame and money.

Nice movie Hammond had the best intentions and he got fucked by Nedry 100%. Sure, the park wasn't running perfectly (dinosaur no shows and tech issues), but without Nedry it probably would've succeeded. It wasn't nearly as flawed as in the book (even though they get the power back quickly, and the employees don't just up and leave)

Sattlers rant at Hammond in the dining hall makes no sense in the movie.

>>82234069
T Rex is the patrician answer

>>82236231
>and the employees don't just up and leave
They still evacuated the island in the book though.

>>82236255

How can it be the patrician answer when every pleb will use it?

>>82236348

Yeah, but not to the extent as in the movie when they literally left like five people alone on the island for when the storm hit.

>>82236385
A broken clock is still right twice a day, pleb.

>>82230515
I haven't seen it but it sounds stupid, and the only people I see talking about it IRL are turbonormies.

>>82234069
>not dilophosaurus screech

>>82236486
nobody cares about you tripfagging autist

>>82230515
yes

New one also watchable.
Don't watch 2&3 they suck

>>82235300
This goes over people's head but Hammond is as much as an asshole in films as he is in the book. In the movies, he pretends to be nice. He fucks over Dennis, does not listen to his staff and puts his grandkids in danger of a shoddy park due to his impatience.

>>82237200

No. They took some of the bad traits of book Hammond and shoved them into Genarro. I think if anything, movie Hammond's crime is being naive and overly optimistic.

Maybe he wasn't paying Nedry enough, but that doesn't excuse his actions. In the book he literally says the ultimate goal of the park is to make money. In the movie he cares about everyone in the world being able to enjoy it.

>>82237200
Well, this was my interpretation when i first did see the movie. I thought that the movie Hammond had a nicer facade and MAYB was more naive than just childish, but still kind of a dick.

>>82230549
wrong friend