hollywood's manlet crisis

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>>82227915
>Michael J Fox
>5' 4"
>Parkinson's
JUST

>>82227915
5'10" to 5'11" is pretty much ideal. Most leading actresses are tiny.

>>82228061
It's why he could play teenagers for so long.

The height thing I mean, not the Parkinson's

>>82228125
Five ten to five eleven is king of the manlets tier. So near and yet so far.

>>82228153
Yeah but they'll look imposing and tall next to tiny people like ScarJo and Natalie Portman. The majority of leading actresses are like 5'3".

Little man syndrome obviously gives them the inner strength to harness the power of character and out perform the tallfags.

>>82227915
Is Javier really 5'7? Seemed really tall and intimidating in Syfall and No Country For Old Men. Obviously they can use camera tricks or whatever but really?

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>>82228061
>tfw 5'4 manlet with Parkinson's and life is good

It's easier to manipulate the perspective of the actor than build the surrounding set.

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>tfw 6ft4

>>82227915
Danny DeVito was robbed of a hobbit role in LotR. Literally born to play the part

>>82228274
>being above 6'2
I'm certainly not envious.

5'8" here and let me tell you some thing you pieces of fucking shit.

I'm handsome as fuck and have a babyface that allows me to pull easy teen pussy because of it. You should see some of the tight little bodies I've fucked. I have a 7.5in dick and not a single girl I have ever banged has failed to text/call me for a bootycall late at night. I embrace any challenge I get from someone who tries to stand in my face and intimidate me with their height, because it's pathetic. Low center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow me to either 1) quickly take you to the ground where I will stomp your fat face or 2) out last you with endurance because your shitty, overweight frame required to ground that extra height made you more tired. I make 85k a year as an mid-level engineering manager at Ford (I'm 23 btw, they will most likely promote me to upper management within the next 2-3 years). I fuck shit up in every single sport and would destroy any of you (minus basketball where skill/talent is substituted out for height). I've been compared to Messi in my soccer style. Quick dribbling and cutting in between every opponent in front of me. I scored 95 goals throughout my high school varsity soccer career. I made the varsity football team freshman year as starting runningback but soccer and football were the same season so I couldn't dominate both.

Sports I would destroy you at in order

Soccer
Football
E-sports
Baseball
Endurance running
Tennis
Golf
Footgolf
Ping Pong
others

I know you. Ugly is a given. Probably curly hair. Tried to grow a beard but it was patchy and you were sad for awhile about that. Struggling to find a way to validate yourself you took to reminding everyone how you're "Over 6 feet tall!", as if that was some sort of cutoff for being a man. When in reality you're just as pathetic as every other self-hating wannabe piece of shit out there, yet you have somehow convinced yourself you've won the genetic lottery.

>>82228236
>life is good
>your wife and kids literally look down on you every day

>>82228309
>Footgolf

Every time.

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>>82227915
>George Clooney

Danny de Vito seems the happiest of them all.

>>82227915
Lanklets btfo

>>82228309
dude i'd rape you in *table tennis you racist piece of shit

>>82227915
We got a tall actors version of this

>>82228359
>implying it matters when you're that handsome

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ITT: autism

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>>82227915
>manlet
this is the dumbest forced meme on 4chan, I have never met a women in my life who was obsessed about 6ft+ guys.

fuck off you piece of shit bitches with daddy issues

>>82227915
why is /tv/ obsessed with peoples height?

was /tv/ bullied in school for being short?

>>82228422
It would only be Ryan Reynolds, Ashton Kutcher and a small handful of others.

>>82227915
>pic shows hollywood's manlets
>all worth millions of dollars and not a virgin
>"ha ha l-look how p-pa-pathetic and small they are ha ha"

You're the real manlets, /tv/

>>82228471
/tv/ also has a weird obsession with hairlines.

>>82227915
Only manlets complain about this shit out of pure jealousy. Or do you mean to tell me that you are a lanklet that is threatened by the success of manlets?

Shame on you either way.

>>82228459
>>82228468
>>82228471
>>82228490
Here comes the Manlet Internet Defence Force

>>82228526
/tv/ also has wierd obsession with actresses with small boobs

>>82227915
At least Jason Statham is a cool manlet

>>82228530
Say that to my face pussy , I am the LAST person you want to fuck with. I have a classified past , you should know what that means motherfucker. The shit I did during the Clinton years , I won't talk about my past but I was in intelligence I had to quit due to ptsd so I am a little bit FUCKED up a fucker saying that shit to me .

>>82228530
I'm 5'8'' so yeah I would be considered a manlet. However, OP's picture proves that being below 6ft. doesn't mean dick in the real world and the actual dividing factor for men is how attractive they are, as is with literally every living thing on Earth.

>>82228530
Here comes the manlet in denial

>>82227915
LMAO can you imagine being under six foot, /tv/? Fucking embarrassing all the time.

>>82228818
>no u
So this is the power of a manlet's comeback

>>82228293
t. tiny tim

>it's another episode of 4chan thinking being tall is the only thing that matters even though a good number of successful actors are around average US height

Is this an American thing or just /tv/ autism?

>>82228208
manlet mental gymnastic

>>82227915
Wtf I though javier bardem was at least 6 feet

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>>82227915
And I thought i was fucking short at 5'8 lmao

These faggots may be richer than I'll ever be, but they sure as shit will never be taller than me

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>>82228231
>>82229727
Yea this picture is wrong, google says he's 5'11