Do you ever go to the movies with your parents?

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>>82225740
S T I C C

>>82225740
Even if they lived closer to me, I would never consider that.

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>>82225740

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>tfw dad's a nigger and abonded me
>tfw mom's a drug addict and haven't seen her since 15

>>82225740
Reminder that that pic was posted on /hr/ a day before it got posted on Instagram, and that the /hr/ version is the UNcropped version that's not available anywhere else.

Literally the only person I ever go to the movies with is my father, and with every year I hate it more and more because he eats popcorn like a literal pig and makes audible comments to himself throughout the movie.

>>82225740
twice with my dad.

Went to Casino Royale and he said it was shit. Fucking pleb.

Then the other movie was The Girl with The Dragon Tattoo [2011]. The buttrape scene made me vow to never go again with him.

>>82225740
i went to see the second hellboy movie with my dad. it was fun

I go see a movie with my dad every few months, we usually hang out for the weekend drinking beer and going to museums and shit like that. We live in different cities and have our own things going on most of the time, so a big new movie release is a good excuse to catch up.

old and busted, also a roastie

>>82226100
You've seen her junk?

Doesn't she have a really young bf these days?

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>>82225903
They didn't teach you how to spell either

>>82226148
That's just gossip site nonsense.
I would know since I'm the one who got CDAN to print all that crap. Gossip bloggers are very easy to influence
the guy who keeps getting posted with her is Stephen Simbari and he's advanced level gay

ewww

Mommies should be a little THICC, not Auschwitz tier. Her face is unbelievable for a 41 year old, imagine her with a little THICCness.

>>82225740
Thought that was my mom for a second. My mom is less tanned, though.

>>82226291
mom pls

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>>82225740

>>82226291
I'm white, which means that my mom let a non-black guy cum in her and that just breaks my heart.

Dad died 5 years ago and was in the hospital several years, I watched movies with him there.

Mom is in a psychiatric hospital, I visit her from time to time but I can't bring films with me so we watch whatever shit is on TV.

So yah...

I go to the movies with my mom because then she pays for my ticket

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>>82225740
I'm probably one of the older anons on /tv/.

>parents went to theater all the time before I was born
>took me to see Back to the Future in theaters as a newborn
>grew up watching VHS tapes we rented from the local video store
>remember my parents recording episodes of TV shows on VHS tapes and storing them to watch later
>every summer the family crammed into the minivan to go to the drive in
>remember seeing movies like Beauty and the Beast in theaters
>remember when movies used to come back to theaters for a second or third run
>remember my dad taking us on the weekends to see movies at the small mom and pop theater out of town because they had cheap matinees and were never crowded
>remember all the men in my family seeing Jurassic Park as one group -- I saw it 5 times in theaters
>remember dad taking me to see South Park movie Blair Witch Project when I was in 6th grade
>remember having friends in high school who worked at a theater and snuck us in for free to watch all the newest movies at ungodly late hours on the weekends
>remember watching movies in school like Clash of the Titans or Indian in the Cupboard as a special treat
>remember going to Blockbuster to rent video games when I had friends sleep over
>remember burning an entire weekend playing Mario Kart 64 with my friends and watching Goldeneye again and again on VHS
>remember getting our first DVD player and the family sitting down together to watch it for the first time
>remember staying up late to watch late night movies on cable, sometimes watching shit like Godzilla or Planet of the Apes with my siblings because we could
>The 24hr Christmas Story and James Bond marathons were a family tradition
>DVR was cool and now we could watch late night shows whenever we wanted
>we started buying TV shows on DVD for each other thinking we would watch them together

>>82226705
What happened to your mom? Why can't you bring movies? Triggers? Shared TV with all the other patients?

>>82226879
cont...


>remember getting the family a free Netflix trial in the 2000's
>streaming came out and we were all blown away
>now we all watch our own things on our own devices on our own time
>the VHS tapes and DVDs sit in the attic collecting dust, some never being watched even once
>if somebody in the family suggests we watch something together, they get odd looks
>all our family recordings of birthdays and vacations are slowly decaying and nobody seems to care
>even my gf and I can't watch TV together without one of us being on their phone or a computer

The future sure is great, kids!

>>82226909
Good. You and your family actually seemed too promiscuous when you were younger

>>82226879
a-are, are you me?

>>82226879

i probably did all that . but i have no memory of it. i guess my brain didnt care to save is memories.

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>cheated on her with and left her for a 22 year old
Why did he do it?

>>82227137
It's what Hollywood men do.

>>82226196
fuck off dick head, he missed a few letters, you could still read it and you understood what he said so shut the fuck up you fuckin cunt

>>82227137
The guy was already married when he got involved with Kate. His ex wife used to spam his imdb page back in 2003 or so. She was really salty about getting cucked.
When someone cheats to be with you you can be certain that they're gonna cheat to be without you. NEVER forget this.

>>82227137
Because he got tired of her being a high maintenance cunt who was aging!!!FACT!!!

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>tfw reddit is too stupid to discover a Lily Mo thread
>tfw dem titties fly under the radar

>>82225740
Yeah, pretty regularly. We've been going to the movies since I can remember. I'm lucky we all get along and continue doing this type of bonding. Even though it's a bit more difficult to schedule now, I still enjoy it.

>>82227419
cuck detected

>>82225740
Occasionally if they want to see something. I usually go alone.

>>82227495
len pls

>>82226291
Walked in on my mom getting absolutely rekt by a black dude once
can confirm this is true

My parents are divorced so I'll either see a movie with my mom and sister or my dad and his gf. Usually my dad will offer to take me to a movie to bond and drink a little, it can be fun but he and his gf always talk during movies which is pretty annoying. I prefer watching with my mom since the most she'll ever do is quietly ask a question or two.

>>82226291
Well considering I'm black, I think I already know that

>>82227870
hnnnng

>>82226035
>The buttrape scene made me vow to never go again with him
What do you mean, did he have some kind of reaction to it or...?

>>82227661
lily mo is the jani who deletes lily mo threads

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>>82227870
>mfw not even turned on by this
>mfw my actual primal desire is to be her newborn baby

>>82227274

Reddit the post. You know, 4chan is not your hugbox.

>>82227419
>>82227137
That's top secret information and you guys have no proof!

>>82228440
you sound like a right faggot and if anything you correcting him is more similar to the mindset of the pompous pricks on youtube and reddit

its always the lowest of the low that comment on grammar and spelling, the people with superiority complexes or nothing interesting to say or smart insights to add to a discussion, they crave to correct others because it make them feel better about their miserable lives that are severely lacking in any form of success, I'm talking the real lowest of the low, the real losers of the internet and that is a real achievement considering the internet

what are you hoping to achieve by correcting spelling on the internet, do you think you are teaching them? helping them? enlightening them? Rhetorical questions, see the previous paragraph then kill yourself, you have no value, you are a literal bag of walking shit and piss

>>82228839
nice reddit spacing you got there

>>82228644
Lily is that you?

>>82225903
do you go to the movies with them though?

>>82228839
you can't argue with women, lad
see >>82228911
Their brains don't work like they should.

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>>82228839
Being this butthurt.

>>82225896
>>82225829

>when his weight starts with "2"

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>>82225740
I only go with family if my nieces are going, I don't like being the youngest one in the group.

>>82228644
Lily!

>>82225740
It's somewhat common that me, mom, and my younger brother go see a film if we go on a trip somewhere.
Dad doesn't like film.

>>82225740
thanks mr skeltal

>>82228347
wew lad

>>82227870
Didn't know she had snap.

>>82228930
>>82229217
You guy's just need to get a life and stop being a bunch of creepy stalkers.

>>82231318
I'm 99% sure you're Lily or one of Kate's IRL friends or something.

>>82231318
Show pusy

>>82226909
There are some problems with your family you're not telling us

>>82225903
sorry dude. best thing you can do is start your own family, marry the woman who will be the mom you never had, and be the dad your own father refused to even try and be

>>82231474
You show your pussy first!

can you imagine if you're mum was kate beckinsale

holy fugg

>>82232791
Thank the lords my mom isn't hot.

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>>82225740
Is she dying?

>>82232199
>>82231318
>tfw this isn't Kate or Lily but actually Sarah Silverman

>>82232825
Are you ugly too?

>>82227137
he was tired of the cunt and her constant bitching?

>>82232791
>>82232825
I'd go full incest I don't care.

>mom I'm horny suck my dick real quick
>sure honey

Muuh dick, I wouldn't go out and just fuck her 24/7

>>82233201
Naah. I'm qt as fuck
btw I'm a boy(male) ;)

>>82233819
could you be a boy(female)?

Yes, I do sometimes go to the movies with my parents, as I've reached the age where I enjoy their company, since they're smart and fun people whom I also love dearly.

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>>82233819
>>82233836

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>>82233950
>love

Fucking queer.

>>82234004
Hm?

>>82226291
>niggers not only believe that they were kings, but that every woman desires their possibly big dingus.

I know plenty of women that hate niggers. The only white women that daydream about fucking you are suburban girls, and that's only because they know you're a stupid and dangerous race.

>>82234004
love is the basis of tradition and family, the cornerstones of strong societies. You think if girls loved their parents they'd go out fucking Tyrone or turn queer?

>>82234319
Women are self-interested psychopaths and incapable of true love.
They only care about their own safety/pleasure and that of their kids, which are simply extensions of their own egos.

>>82227661

any recent pics of lil?

>>82225740
Maybe once every 3-5 years or so. I live a state over and our interests in movies don't often overlap.

>>82234174
>I know plenty of women that hate niggers
too bad your mom isn't one

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>>82225740
Imagine being Michael Sheen in that relationship and having to be all like "damn, Sarah Silverman, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my swinger Hollywood persona and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck Kate Beckinsale in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Michael Sheen and not only sit in that house while Sarah Silverman flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, day after day, bad joke after bad joke, while she perfected that comedy routine. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone online tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SARAH SILVERMAN TALKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Rachel McAdams and Kate Beckinsale and later Lily Mo for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Wales. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "funny (for that is what she calls herself)" personality, the sense of humor she worked so hard for with kid joke books in the previous decades. And then your PR agent calls for another photo at the red carpet premiere, and you know you could impregnate every single woman in this room before Sarah would leave you, but you stand there and endure, because you're The fucking Sheen. You're not going to lose your future Academy Award over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>82231044
its instagram you fucking buffoon

>>82234803
rip

>parents were both 13 when I was born
>both always hated me
>my mom would never let me call her mom she would say I was her lil brother or her little mistake (privately to me) and eventually stopped talking to me when she was graduating college
>she got married had a couple kids and still hasn't spoken to me again
>dad would beat me up and shove me into closets and just refuse to take care of me until I was 16, then he treated me like young friend rather than a son and would always want to hang out with my friends
>pretty much raised by two sets of grandparents who all seemed to want me to KNOW how much they were sacrificing to raise me
>they could have just put me up for adoption

Yeah, no thanks.

>>82234584
>Women are self-interested psychopaths and incapable of true love.
>They only care about their own safety/pleasure and that of their kids, which are simply extensions of their own egos.

i'm sure you are gonna get some faggot that will call you edgy or MGTOW or some shit for that, but you are correct, and anyone that knows women knows it's true. most of us try to not think about it or repress it though because its depressing as fuck

>>82235304
damn son, i'm sure there's another side to the story(i bet your parents don't think they were that bad) but if that's even partially true your parents were selfish pieces of shit. Even being a teenager is no excuse for that. Especially getting married and having kids and trying to pretend you don't exist, that's fucked.

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>>82228263
Im Lily can confirm

>>82235622
>i'm sure there's another side to the story
Why are you sure about this?

>>82227870
MUH DICK

I haven't gone with them in years, but I decided to take my dad to go see Logan
The amount of shame I felt in America, for my dad to see a trailer for a documentary on a tranny faggot.

>>82236403
[spoilers]I'll suck it[/spoilers]

>>82235955
You're not Lily. This is Lily:
>>82228644
>>82231318
>>82232199

>>82236514
Doesn't come close to the shame he feels for you.

>>82236553
I'll suck it

>>82236602
Atleast I have a dad.

>>82236553
>>82236609
Are you Chastain?

Kate posts on /tv/ and other boards

>>82237177
based Kate!

>>82237177
need proofs

>>82239364
See >>82225919
Also:
>>82228644
>>82231318
>>82232199

>>82235304
sad!

>>82234768
He looks like Lily here.

I would, but my surviving parents are baby boomers and for some reason all of that generation seem to think that cinemas are for kids.

>>82240633
Never experienced this.

I spend all day in my room watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

>>82242615
why only one show