He's hiding something, Captain... But I don't know what.

After watching Death wish 3, I can no longer take Troi seriously if she doesn't show her tits.

>ARGUAG SHIP OF FEDERATION I WILL DESTROY YOU
>Captain, he's angry

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>>82225795
Hmmm... I sense great frustration resonating from this post...

but I can't pinpoint the source.

>>82225717
name a more useless character.

>>82225839
worf

was there ever an episode that he did his job and didnt get his ass handed to him?

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He did nothing wrong and you know it.

>>82225717
Pretty sure she was only there for sex appeal. In retrospect, Troi was a shit character.

>>82225892
Worf at least served the function of raising shields and arming torpedoes or whatever.

>>82225921
Is that the asshole that tried to kidnap Data's daughter?

>>82225839
Q
The only good Q episode was the one with the Borg. Fuck Q, fuck this retarded asshole.

>>82225795
Check out Lady Chatterly's Lover.

She and another woman fight each other with whips and tear their cloths off in the process, good stuff.

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>>82225939
That must have been very traumatic, anon.

Please tell me about it.

Seriously though, that's pretty fucked up. Your dad's a weirdo and probably diddled your sister.

>>82225966
>Is that the asshole that tried to kidnap Data's daughter?
No, he's the one who went around blowing up Romulan ships after they signed a peace treaty with the Federation.

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>It's a Troy Marathon on Sy-Fi Channel

You have no idea how shit TNG can be until you've watched 4 "Troy gets mind raped" episodes back to back

>>82226032
The only good Troi episode was the one where she became a Romulan. Prove me wrong.

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>>82226000
I was just sensing them when you called, Anon.

I'm trying to think of a good Troi centered episode. She gets mind-raped constantly and fucked over by handsome men who turn out to be telepathic and not much else.

>>82226068
It was a bit too much of a bottle show and Carolyn Seymour easily upstaged her.

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was crusher hugging it?

>>82225921
Consider the following:

If Maxwell had defeated the Cardassians, then Cardassia would have joined the Dominion in 2371 instead of waiting until 2373.

The war would have begun before the Federation/Klingons/Romulans were prepared for it, and th Dominion would have won.

Maxwell didn't know it at the time, but he nearly doomed the entire galaxy.

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>Troi is a bad char-

counselor jugs

>>82227213
There's no panties in the 24th century.

>Guinan, the bar tending space nigger was 1000x better as a counselor than the actual counselor

Explain

>>82227793
Jews want you to continue consuming alcohol and mindless entertainment. Troi was there to help people accomplish something with their lives, Guinan was a parasite determined to keep you dependent.

>>82225717
how about you probe my sexual organs ya dumb neck slut

>>82227793

Guinan was a bartender anon. I'm sure even most therapists would admit that bartenders are better therapists than therapists.

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>Riker
>A galactic stud
>Pick of any alien pussy he wants
>Marries aged Troi

Do they really expect me to believe it?

>>82228028
>Riker passed on that sweet, sweet Ro Laren pussy.

GAY!

>>82226068
The one where her mother goes into a coma is okay

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>>82225827
>but I can't pinpoint the source

>>82228028
>twice the size of his boss
>so much hair on his head that it actually grows from the bottom too

Riker's respect for Picard was the most unrealistic thing about the series

>>82228028
>>82228082
>Passed on that Soren Boipussi
>Didnt rip xir asshole apart with his sexual organs

why

>>82226461
>you call this a disintegration? I've had curry shits worse than this.

>>82225839

Tasha "Rape Gangs" Yar

>>82225892
He did good in the Klingon civil war.

>>82225892
Deep Space Nine

>>82228421
He did fuck it, which is why Soren got put into the reeducation camp.

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>>82225839
Kes "We can only have one child and therefore are a mathematically and biologically impossible species because the writers are possibly mentally deficient and/or incapable of understanding the shit that they write"... Kes.

Kes kes.

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>>82225839
>>82225892

>>82227553

No vaginal secretions?

>>82229648

There are species right here on Earth that can reproduce without the need for a mate.

>>82227553
then what is she going to stuff in my mouth while she pegs me?

>>82229812

Why did you post this? The Ocampa need a mate so therefore I'm confused as to how this applies to what was typed out in the post you quoted (unless you are just dumb and/or didn't watch Voyager).

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I'm sensing great repetition in the numbers, captain

>>82229648
They literally had caretakers. Ocampa were a pet species.

>>82230085
>They literally had caretakers. Ocampa were a pet species.

Why are people responding who didn't watch the show? The ocampa existed before the caretakers fucked up their planet and were there to "care for them" because of that catastrophic event.

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>John Anderson had lost his own wife shortly before appearing in "The Survivors", and said that the subject matter made the role of Kevin Uxbridge one of the most difficult of his career.

>>82225892
but that?s literally it's own trope now.
claim a character is the ultimate badass only to have the villain mop the floor with him. you know, to show how even more badass the villain is?

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Why was Dukat so obsessed with obtaining Sisko's respect?

>>82230894
holy shit

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>>82229648
Neelix "My girlfriend is 1 years old" Neelix. Neelix "oh it's ok because her species only lives to be 9, which means she's about the equivalent of 11 human years"...Neelix.

Neelix Neelix.

>>82225892
he won that championship in Parallels, at least until the universe corrected its mistake

>>82232411
You ever see a white guy who tries to impress black guys because the ultimate level of coolness for white guys is attained by impressing black guys?

Literally me.

>>82230894
jesus

i have a spacemotorbike

>>82228375
havent you ever watched cartoons? it's the fate of all big hairy guys to follow their short, hairless counterparts around going

>DUHHH WHICH WAY DID HE GO BOSS?
and so forth

>>82225717
That's what you get when you hire a hafu.

>>82232411
Cardassians are completely weird in their social roles.

If you have a POLITE relationship that means you are bitter rivals and posture constantly to show superiority. If you have a hostile relationship, it means you want to fug like Obrien and the fertile bitch or Dukat w/ Kira.

>Dukat was convinced Kira wanted his spoondick

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>>82227213
M-MOMMY!!!!!

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>>82227213
>That's a 10 in 24th century

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>>82230894
"The Survivors" remains my all time favorite TNG episode. Troi gets mind raped in it of course.

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Why do they always put the wankbait in those ugly "sexy" outfits? I love a babe in a Starfleet jumpsuit

>>82236588
Starfleet got nothin on bajoran uniform, troi was just a princess.
>It's a Lwaxana Troi episode

>>82230894
It's a fantastic performance and probably the best early episode, if not the best TNG episode

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>>82236588
There was always something about 7 of 9 outfit that was quite off for me.
Especially the breasts, there's just something wrong about them. It bothered me so much I could hardly focus on most of her scenes.

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>>82236588
Best uniformed Trekfu coming through

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>>82236986
It looks like they had some sort of wireframe cage in there, I always hated her outfits. It just takes the whole fanservice thing too far and it becomes obnoxious.

>crew are having a debate
>some think that the rest of the ship is dead, they should escape by themselves while they can
>others believe the others are alive and can still be saved
>troi just sitting their with her thumb up her ass

hasnt she been shown to detect life on fucking planets from the ship before? was she on her period?

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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

>>82237123
cyborg tits

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>>82237309
>24th century
>Cyborg tits still not perfected

>>82225892
He often gave good advice that picard would dismiss

>>82237123
>It looks like they had some sort of wireframe cage in there,

Well, it's not like Jeri could exactly wear a bra under it, so you have to build the support into the costume.

>>82237136
She could detect life, but couldn't say if it was in the saucer section or engines

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>>82236798
>"Didn't fool ya', huh?"

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>>82237171
Let me just show you..

>>82228028

Mate after youve literally fucked your way across the entire Galaxy you're gonna wanna settle down with someone who gets you and has had as crazy a life as you.
Dude totally just got tired of prime humanoid alien puss.

That and he always just wanted to spend his life rubbing his balls on Picard's lovely bald head and that wasn't gonna happen .

>>82225921
This man's greatest achievement was discovering Miles "Rambo" O'brien, the hero of Setlik III.

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Dukat: he did
NOTHING. WRONG.
It's a reminder...friends.