DUDE ROGUE ONE SUCKS that will be $4.99

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>implying they're wrong

>>82223288
How much of an underage retard do you need to be to get your little brain broken by someone having a different opinion? You sacks of shit have been wailing endlessly about this for months now.
It's fucking incredible.

>>82223288

But it does?

>>82223375
>>82223404
They hate because it panders to old fanboys in an age when nerds are hated and their wishes are constantly sacrificed for the normie dollar

Coincidentally they love Force Awakens that was a lot worse

>>82223453
>Coincidentally they love Force Awakens that was a lot worse
No, it wasn't. We had that thread like 30 minutes ago. TFA works as a movie, RO needs the context.
That's about the gist of it, no go on and ignore this and start another thread in an hour, I'll be here.

>>82223288
>that will be $4.99
I don't get it

Rogue One does suck though, it just looks good

>>82223590
>TFA works as a movie
Get yourself killed please you worthless trash

>>82223288
Well deserved, I prefer to pay them to speak the truth to wait for Disney to pay them to shill for them like the rest of the internet

>>82224033
>telling someone to die on the internet

why hello there reddit

>>82223969
>OP doesn't know you can just stream it for free.
>you only pay if you want to listen offline.

>>82224088
Listen to what?
Rogue One audio book?

Rogue One did suck though, saying TFA was worse, while true, it's not an argument

>>82224125
exactly

>>82223288
You can stream the commentary for free, dumbass.

Or you could just not listen to it. It sounds like you don't like RLM so I'm not sure why you would devote time out of your life to them.

>>82224149
you internet people are weird

>>82224001
This. Rogue One looks more like an original trilogy movie and TFA feels more like an original trilogy movie (because it's a complete rehash of ANH). They're both trash, just in different ways.

>>82224188
exactly

>>82223288
ITT: Buttmad Star Wars Fanboys who got upset because someone didn't like their favorite fan film.

Have any internet reviewers been as butt-flustered as RLM over one single movie? They can't stop talking about it.

>>82223590

>R1 needs context to work as a movie

Bad guys have big bad weapon
Good guys want to destroy it
Learn of fatal flaw in the design
Need the plans to exploit the flaw
Capture the plans
Movie ends

How the fuck does this plot need context?
If you critiqued the movie as a standalone you could say that ending with them retrieving the plans and not showing the subsequent destruction is underwhelming but you don't need to watch E4 to understand this very simple plot

>>82224306
Channel Awesome - Batman and Robin

/thread

>>82224088
>you only pay if you want to listen offline.
Even that's not entirely true since you could just rip or record the stream if you really needed to listen to it offline and wanted to be a cheapskate.

But thanks for reminding me that they did this. Gonna watch it soon enough.

>>82224306
They're not butthurt though. They're calm and thoughtful in their commentary. They just enjoy making fun of Star Wars. It's kind of what they became famous for.

>>82224306
it's called milking a dead horse

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>>82224306
/tv/ - Every movie ever

how new are you?

>>82224395
*constantly reused sploosh sound effect*

>>82223288
>almost 10 years later, prequel kiddos are still mad
Based Mike, working the low IQ millennial.

Mike is incredibly biased as a trekkie and admins as much several times at least.

>>82224641
>admins

>>82223288
Mike being upset they didn't cast him to voice Sheev in the new cartoon was actually really cute.

rogue 1 is garbage

>>82223288
Rogue One was trash. The only redeeming thing about it was how it potrayed force users, and the war between the rebels and empire. The rebels were consistantly btfo fighting against a vastly superior empire, and it captured the desperation well.

It was still better than the regurgitated shitshow that was TFA.

>>82223288
im not a neet, i can afford $5

>he's seen R1 after the travesty that was TFA

really sad 2bh

I honestly couldn't tell you the names of any of the characters in Rogue One aside from Jyn.

>>82224340

A bat credit card?... You gave him... A BAT CREDIT CARD?

>>82223288
>OH MY GOD ROGUE ONE SUCKED AND WAS SO FORGETTABLE HAHA
>*makes 100 videos about it and still talks about it 5 months later*

No, rouge one is amazing, go pay 20 dollars to see it, or buy the blueray for only $14.99

DUDE

WE'RE AN AUTHORITY ON FILM DESPITE BEING FAILED FILMMAKERS

LMAO

The Force Awakens > Rogue One

Daisy Ridley > Felicity Jones

>>82223590
>TFA works as a movie

Did you miss the ending where the heroine came face to face with a random bearded old man roll credits?

>>82223590
fucking kill yourself

>>82225374
see
>>82224062

>>82223288
I CLAPPED DURING THAT VIDEO BEACUSE I KNOW RED LETTER MEDIA.

TFA suckered them with fanservice, they realized this after the fact and are overcompensating by bashing R1 for fanservice.

Both movies are garbage but they're being dishonest with themselves and their audience.

>>82223288
but you can listen to it a set number of times for free and there's no reason to listen to it more than once...

>>82223288
multiple rlm threads wow they shuld make a sticky

https://redlettermedia.bandcamp.com/track/star-wars-rogue-one-a-star-wars-story-commentary-track

>you can listen to the entire thing from start to finish direct from bandcamp for $0.00

Why would you pay for it?

The franchise has been dead to me since Attack of the Clones, yet you people are still devoted to this trash. Why?

>>82225945
or just
>ctrl+u
>ctrl+f
>.mp3
>ctrl+c
>ctrl+v

>>82223288

You can listen to it for free dumb fuck.

such as bargain

Why do you care so much about disney kiddie movie trash?

Oh wait, I forgot, Rogue One is gritty and realistic so manchildren can feel good about liking mindless disney kiddie trash.

>>82226195
i too like top pretend rich evans' opinion is my own

>>82223326
This. I hate commercialism.

Why do you think they don't do this for TFA? Do they love it unironcially?

I'm pretty sure its a dollar, and its also free to stream.

>>82225119
They're bad filmmakers, failed implies they didn't make a movie.