NEW REDLETTERMEDIA COMMENTARY TRACK

I CAN HANG WITH MY FRIENDS AGAIN

They mentioned they finished filming a BotW recently.

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>be me
>haven't spoken to anyone in weeks
>completely alone on a bright sunday morning
>can't even get out of bed
>see this thread on my phone
>for the next 2 hours i can feel like i have friends again

wew, guess i'll be listening to this on repeat until i get sick of it

>>82222235
but anon, you're hanging out with us right now

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>>82222174
Don't you mean Reddit Letter Media?

how much more they gonna milk star wars?

>>82222689
Disney said a movie every year for the foreseeable future

so your whole life probably

Who was >>>8222222?

>>82222689
>Why are these guys that got famous for talking extensively about Star Wars talking extensively about Star Wars?

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>>82222561

>be me
>married
>kid wakes up crying at 6.30am Sunday morning
>wife too lazy to get up
>force my way into kids room
>change nappy and cut up some banana
>turn cartoons on
>try to sleep on couch but she keeps crawling on my face and hitting me
>wife wakes up at ten
>i crawl back into bed and fantasize about being lonely again

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>>82222803

Can we swap places? I dont want to die alone.

>>82222803
have you considered joining the bros at MGTOW? it's never too late

>>82222174
Guess I got an excuse to watch this awful fucking flick now.

I just tipped them :)

>>82222174

Please just more nerdcrew.

Someone post behind the scenes videos.

>>82222803
that sounds just awful

and im a 27 year old virgin

>>82222803
>TONIGHT, ON LIFESWAP
>ANON is an angry, bitter loner still living with his parents!
>ANON2 is a tired, overstressed family man living with regret!

>*quick cut to a baby screaming in the distance*
>"what do you mean i can't play overwatch right now? the FUCK?"

*quick cut to an empty house*
>"... hello? anyone here? i just want my kids back"

>>82222981
Don't do this to me anon. You know how upset I get.

>>82223051
>ANON spends all his time fucking ANON2's wife and ignoring her when she's yelling at him for not taking care of the kids
>ANON2 spends all his time shitposting and watching all of ANON's saved porn
kino

SWfags BTFO

>>82222993

If you just keep getting more and more of your favorite things, it no longer becomes special.

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>>82222803
>be a single dad
>kid gets up at 7
>she's watching pokemon at this insanely loud volume
>knocks on my door
>wants porridge
>after breakfast just want to sleep
>hear a car coming in
>my mom's visiting, wants to see her
>rest of the visit my mom is brushing her hair and telling her to put on different clothes like some barbie doll
>hoping, begging her to take the kid out to shopping or some shit so i could just sit back and play vidya while listening to the commentary

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>>82223159

>wish mum would come and visit to play with my kid
>she died last year of cancer

>>82223128

That shit's my crack. I imagine the sheer amount of ruined takes slows down the output.

>>82223159
better start paying attention and teach her stuff soon so she doesn't become a vapid whore when she becomes a teen, anon

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>>82222174
>imply that Rogue was somehow worse than the shit smear, VII


plinkett's the only one among them that seems to have some taste in what makes SW, SW

>>82223342
Making her get a part time job at 14 like I did.

>>82223387
>14
you gotta do more earlier, man

>>82223386
Some fuckers are going to have that jokey mind trick scene with Daniel Craig up their asses for the rest of their lives, aren't they?

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My "review" of Reddit Letter Media

>posting in a friend simulator thread
>idolizing an aging group of youtube vloggers from Milwaukee
>he gives his real-life "friends" money every month

Rich
>an unemployed construction worker, the trick monkey fraud of the group. knows two tricks: forced laughter and becoming violent. brava, rich! brava!

Jack
>a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife and children with terrible names ('myson packard?'). he knows he's the least popular cast member and desperately tries to fit in by making fun of reddit on stream

Mike
>an over-the-hill "director" weighed down by his talentless friends. only makes "ironically bad" videos because they're immune to criticism. his latest production 'Space Cop' has exposed him as a fraud and proved a spiritual and economic disaster. he will eventually go the route of orson welles, balloon up to 500 pounds and die at the ripe age of 50.

Jesse
>the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters on her phone while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.

Jay
>the only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth. still has a long way to go, but has already outgrown RLM.

I like how Reddit Letter Media is a company founded upon criticism, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from their stream if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the group has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, drink beer and make fart jokes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.

>>82223739
love this pasta

>>82222689
Until it's good again, so until Disney sell the rights to someone else

>>82223857
You must love it if you post it I. Every RLM thread and have done so for five fucking years now.

>>82223739
>brava, rich! brava!
I wished I had a smug frog to post but I'm not on my old pc

>>82223943
I have never posted it because I don't bother saving pastas. Leave that to greater men than I.

>>82222689

Until they forget Black Hole was ever a thing.

;_;

>>82223739
based "review"poster

>>82222689
Disney said they hope to do it for 70 years.

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Listening without watching the movie.

>>82222689
i hope they do it forever

>>82225430
Looks like star wars really a big deal for them. Even if they said that Rogue One is shit they still continue to shit on this film for some reason.

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>>82222174
All reviewers should be executed.

>praise TFA, a movie legitimately worse than the prequels
>exposed so hard for shit taste they have to make 8 videos mocking Rogue One

is RLM done here?

>>82222174
How fucking buttblasted are these faggots

>>82222174
>over 2 hours of this shit

>>82225557
>for some reason
It's almost like they make their living producing internet videos and their Star Wars videos get them the most views.

>>82222174
this was pure shit.

>>82225894
like the bottom feeding leeches they are

>>82222174
>hates rogue one
>keeps making videos on it

>>82225932
And here you are, talking endlessly about them every day.

>>82225971
>makes videos for a living
>gets the most views from Star Wars videos
>makes more Star Wars videos
Wow I really don't understand

>>82226007
literal whores

>>82226007
yeah yeah it makes them the most money because star wars
>keeps bashing it
hypocritical faggots

>>82226045
Wait what? They're hypocrites because...?

>>82222174
wow these guys are so funny

>>82225976
And here you are, talking endlessly about little ol' me.

>>82226134
really? they hate rogue one because lol it has star wars stuff in it but love tfa for the same reason. Also they keep making videos on rogue one even though they hate it. They're like feminists and just can't help themselves being upset and focusing on shit that they hate.

I fucking hate Rich. I thought he was alright before. But I've grown to hate his undeserved smugness.

>>82226243
meant for
>>82226070

>>82225252
madman

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>>82222803

least when you are old they will have to look after you

>>82226243
>they hate rogue one because lol it has star wars stuff in it but love tfa for the same reason
No, they hate Rogue One because it has no interesting or likeable characters to root for. They like TFA because it DOES have likeable characters to root for (in their opinion). They enjoyed TFA despite the fan service, not because of it.

>>82226280
stupid phone poster

>>82226243
So do you intentionally misunderstand them simply so you can bitch or are you genuinely stupid?

>>82226343
>>82226369
>>82226395
Jay pls

>tfw I couldn't even sit through it once

God damn it was boring. Jesus Christ.

Damn I gotta download the movie again now.

>>82222803
Cats in the cradle dude

>>82225782
>LOOK GUYS WE DONT LIKE EMPTY FANSERVICE
>LOOK HOW HARD WERE SHITTING ON ROGUE ONE
>GUYS LOOK ARE WE STILL COOL
>GUYS

>>82226596
I can't even imagine getting this butthurt over a simple comedy skit.

>>82223051
underrated

>>82226617
nigga i dont even like rogue one

>>82222174
>>>82223159
>
>>wish mum would come and visit to play with my kid
>>she died last year of cancer
Sorry bro

>>82226676
Do you even like red letter media, or do you just watch hours of it because you hate it?

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>>82222174
I want to listen to this but at the same time I'd rather not watch that awful movie again, is it worth it? This is the kind of time where you wish the technology to remove individual memories existed

>>82222222

>>82223256

classic gilchrist

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>>82223739
>he will eventually go the route of orson welles, balloon up to 500 pounds and die at the ripe age of 50.

MWWAAAAAAAAAAAH THE STAR WARS EPISODE NINE.... MOST DISAPPOINTING MOVIE SINCE... MY SON....

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>>82223387
>>Making her get a part time job at 14 like I did.
>tfw almost 21 and never had a job other than working for my dad

Wish my parents had done this, even just arranging a job for me would've helped get things started. Now I'm just a lonely motherfucker half-assing a mediocre degree scared to apply to a job because there's nothing to write on my resume

>>82227082
join the army

>>82223739
>>he gives his real-life "friends" money every month

90% of /tv/ pirate all the shows and films they watch, no one here is donating to any Patreons

>>82226929
i just listened to it while playing vidya

its not like the RLM commentary tracks talk about the scenes very often and i remembered enough anyways.

>>82227175
I guess I could just have it running on my second monitor whilst playing vidya and glance over if they're referencing something

>>82226929
I'm gonna listen to it and i haven't seen or plan on ever seeing the movie

>>82222174
>Reddit Letter Media

>>82227201
This post broke new ground

>>82227082
>tfw almost 23 and never had a job for the same reasons as you but i'm also too scared to even go to college

>>82226395

He's gotta make a feminist analogy to get his point across, of course he's a dumb as rocks midwestern cuck who sees shit at surface level.

>>82227393
RLM is 2deep4me

>>82222174
What's the best way of dubbing this track with a copy of Rogue One?

>>82227438
why bother. they barely acknowledge what's on screen. It's basically a podcast

>>82227438

I just had it open in a tab with rogue one on another monitor

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>>82227054
>MOST DISAPPOINTING THING SINCE...
SO PAUL MY SON

>>82228543
nvm I'm just going to use a ffmpeg gui to add it as a separate audio track

>>82229245

neeeeeeerd

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>>82223739
>>82223967
>>82227054
>>82224634
So really, it's just one sad single person posting this and samefagging it in every thread?

Does this poor guy ever feel pity for himself?

>>82223739
It's "bravo". Brava is the female form

>>82230422
>$0,02 have been depos
nevermind, I forgot you're the one who pays them

>>82226369
How do you know he's a phoneposter?

>>82230288
kek

>>82230827
don't loop me into your pathetic attempts to keep your dead thread going.

>>82230899
But I legitimately don't know. I just entered this shitty thread

>>82222174
shouldn't they admit they were wrong about the Force Assembles

Makes no sense insisting so much on beating rogue one down when they can't admit they were wrong in liking A New Hope: Mary Sue remake edition

>>82230986
https://youtu.be/gsIQa7sH5_Y

>>82223159
>watching tv at loud volume when everyone else is sleeping

I used to get the shit beaten out of me whenever I did that.

I stopped doing it real quick.

>>82231155

>not perpetuating a cycle of abuse and neglect

tell her to shut up and lock in her the closet while you nap, no one wants a pussy father

>>82231114

>posting a balanced, concise and earnest critique of Star Wars movies

where the fuck do you think you are