Colossal

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>>82219933

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/446528/assignment-colossal-great-sigourney-weaver-anne-hathaway-vehicle-bombs
>An early candidate for worst film of the year: Nacho Vigalondo’s Colossal. This feminist sci-fi is a tribute to misandry. Anne Hathaway plays Gloria, an alcoholic lout who blames all her problems on men. Since childhood, she has displaced her dissatisfaction onto a Godzilla-like monster. It’s a psychotic self-projection that imitates her grade-school sandbox antics in the streets of Seoul, South Korea, killing innocent citizens because . . . well, men are bad. Oscar (Jason Sudeikis) is the latest victim of Gloria’s man-hatred (she even attacks him physically as if feminism endorses assault and battery by women). All this movie lacks is handing out pink pussy hats to brain-dead ticket-buyers.

>>82220026
Missed the point entirely. The film was simply a bomb drop of pure anxiety and depression

>>82220207

HOLA NACHO, COMO ESTAS

>>82220026

Someone's triggered

>>82219933
COLOSSAL
COLOSSAL
COLOSSAL

A BIG BLACK COCK

>>82220026

Armond was so much better before he let his politics poison literally everything that he writes. You know /tv/ is a bunch of complete hypocrites because only left wingers get called out on this.

>>82220242

>that's all I can stands, cuz I can't stands no more! *eats spinach offscreen*

>>82219933
>>Colossal.2016.720p.KORSUB.WEBRip.x264.AAC2.0-STUTTERSHIT
Never heard of the movie m8

>>82220316
it's pacific rim for the tumblr audience

Anne Hathaway btfo!!!

> Hathaway

WHAT IS LOVE

>>82220316
Kaiju's and Anne Hathaway, the fuck more you want?

>>82220358
some dumb trump supporter was made fun of for his tiny dick and couldn't deal with the fact that his now ex-gf wanted to date darker men with bigger penises

Just finishbhed this film

A little long and lotta weird and very uhh disturbing, Its a movie about power I suppose, over yourself and others. Relationships are a lot like that

>>82220395
isn't it only 1 kaiju and 1 robot?

>>82220445
kys normie

>hardcoded korean subs

yea nah

>>82220565
good, that's Moctezuma's Revenge for ya desu

>>82220565
did you vote for Ciudadanos anon?

>>82220445
>typing "uhh"
I hope this is bait

>>82220281
/tv/ only calls out left wingers for it because it's so heavily promoted. Any outspoken right wingers are encouraged here because they're discouraged everywhere else.

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>>82219933
>burgers
>one burger wants to commit vicarious mass murder
>no burger thinks to get A GUN and shoot his retarded arse

all scripts are written with burger autism in mind

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>>82220636

I'm pretty sure it's just that this board is controlled by alt-right shills so alt-right shilling is allowed to stay

>>82220715
wtf I hate bald cucks now

>>82220488
>normie
You're a normie, you just don't have any friends.

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>>82220242
kek

>>82220640
She wouldn't be able to convince a court that he was the giant robot.

Her solution to the problem was p much the best one she could make.

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Hi there!

That poster really makes me think

>>82220242
Desu I'd have edited the part where the guy fights back out and reported it to the police.

>>82221541
>all she could do was getting BLACKED

Pacific Rim is responsible for this.

We live in the wrong timeline.

>>82221591

You could send that unedited and they'd just say "well you clearly had the advantage in size so you should have just taken more abuse like you were doing earlier rather than last out like a mindless beast, you are sentenced to 18 months of community service and chemical castration."

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>>82220026
>All this movie lacks is handing out pink pussy hats to brain-dead ticket-buyers.

>>82221691
this, like just walk away you retard

I just finished watching it. I thought it would be kino, but it was just okay

>>82220026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVqSibeiweI

It's not only /pol/.

>>82222171
you are cute but not cute enough to make me watch it

>>82222251
She is probably 40. Asians...

>>82222528
not to be racist but asian people TSUUUUUUUUUUU

>>82220242
I always love how people claim the guy in this was using self defence.

Or equally amusing is the people claiming it's not equality because he hit her harder.

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>>82220026
>he knows too much
>shut it down

>>82219933
>STUTTERSHIT
who watches that crap?

was the movie made on a dare to bamboozle those who saw the trailer and expected a lighthearted comedy?

if so, that's great. my dream is to make a romcom that has an alien invasion plot in the last 15 minutes.

le dancing monster xD

no but sriosly i took it to be something about facing the demons from your past metaphorically, and also being a femchad is ok

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>>82220026
Another one huh?

The Intern was tough to watch.
>extremely feminine stay at home dad
>stay at home dad still ultimately turns out to be a shit by cheating on her
>DeNiro is extremely docile and just goes a long with everything with a smile
>DeNiro gets felt up in the middle of the office by woman, no one ever addresses it
>most potential investors dismiss her company for being a "chick company" as if they would care as long as it made money
>housewives are portrayed as snouty good for nothings, DeNiro even lectures some of them that Anne Hathaway is out working for their benefit

All of this feminist trash and I kid you not that at one moment in the bar, she is talking to 3 male employees, and she openly displays dissatisfaction from going from the manly-man types like Clint Eastwood from the past to 3 nu-male's infront of her.

>>82220281
2BFaire he writes for National Review. He has to make it a little political at the very least as its a political publication

>>82220636
this

>>82225948
>she openly displays dissatisfaction from going from the manly-man types like Clint Eastwood from the past to 3 nu-male's infront of her

did that trigger you nu-male?

>This is from the same guy who made Timecrimes
Huh

>>82219933
good movie, falls kinda flat when Oscar changes character but redeems itself at the last 20 minutes

Anne is so fucking cute in this movie holy shit

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I dunno guys I genuinely liked the movie, didn't love it

I saw a screening hosted by Nacho and had Q&A, he seems like s nice guy and he made it clear his intent was making a low budget Kaiju movie with a more personal story

But where I feel you guys are most wrong is that you seem to interpret it as "DUDE MEN SUCK LMAOOOO" which is not entirely true

What did bother me

>beautiful girl who parties all day
>her boyfriend gets mad at her for not accepting responsibilities
>WAHHH HE'SKICKING ME OUT FEEL SORRY FOR ME

At first I hated this movie because I thought it'd be exactly that, that we should feel sorry for her just because she's a woman, but no, the movie painted her as a huge asshole who's mostly at fault for her situation

The ending was fucking stupid with him hating her just for having some gift?
However I let it slide because I know most of you fags hate everybody because you don't have a qt trap girlfriend

The kaiju scenes were fun as fuck, and I enjoyed the movie and Nacho is alright

>>82219933
Anne Hathaway is an unlikeable cunt!!!FACT!!!

>>82220383
Underrated post

Oscar going full blown psychopath was stupid and two-dimensional, and a mean-spirited portrayal of somebody with serious problems.

Also Gloria getting self-righteous with her ex when he said she owed him an explanation was fucking retarded.

>Uh, no I don't buddy.

Uh, yeah you do cunt. You not only stood him up, but you're an alcoholic parasite who lived off his dime for a year.

I hate to say it, but Armond is spot on about this one. Realism in the characterization is sacrificed for the sake of strong womyn bullshit. The only male character the movie isn't telling us to hate is a babyfaced softcock who all the other characters push around. Oh, and If a man had been shown treating her the way she treated that guy (playing him bizarrely hot and cold, suddenly screaming at him to get out of bed while throwing clothes at him) there would definitely be complaints.

>>82227854
>Also Gloria getting self-righteous with her ex when he said she owed him an explanation was fucking retarded.

>Implying you have to agree with the character's behavior when the movie has shown time and time again that she's an asshole.

>Oscar going full blown psychopath was stupid and two-dimensional, and a mean-spirited portrayal of somebody with serious problems.

The entire dynamic of their relationship was that 's a viciously insecure man that can't see the forest for the trees and hyped up Gloria as some phenomenal person because she got out of the boring home town he lives in. The moment she's back, he starts trying to make her dependent on him.

IDK if you've encountered many people with such deep-rooted insecurity but they almost always become assholes when given power because they don't know how to act when they suddenly "matter"

>>82228387
>Implying you have to agree with the character's behavior when the movie has shown time and time again that she's an asshole.

You're giving the film way too much credit. The scene isn't subtle or remotely ambiguous, she's being portrayed heroically for standing up for herself against someone who, despite being mildly prickish throughout the movie, had every right to be upset.

>>82220026
hit a little too close to home?

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So apparently if you add a subplot about giant monsters nobody will notice your movie is a cheap knockoff of The Cable Guy.

>>82220026

>>All this movie lacks is handing out pink pussy hats to brain-dead ticket-buyers.

BASED AS EVER

>>82227695
The film wasn't outright terrible, but it did suffer from "convenience syndrome" and lack of overarching theme. The first half of the movie made it seem like the movie was about overcoming alcoholism and lack of focus in life, wherein the second half of the movie the theme was about overcoming abusers and external influence. Then the whole memory thing with the original location of the park, kinda muddled up the clarity of the argument. Overall it felt like a fun movie, and I enjoy Sudekis playing a villain, but it just seemed pretty half-assed all around.

ActorAnon gives Colossal a 5/10.

JAJAJAJAJ esa película es muy graciosa amigos, Anna es muy buena actriz, la sigo desde la de batman 3 donde sale el bane jajaja ya saben el "para ti" jajaja

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>>82230434

>ActorAnon gives Colossal a 5/10.
>referring to yourself in the 3rd person

>>82219933
You are honest to god 2 weeks too late.
Jebus Christ, get an tracker

>>82219933
>STUTTERSHIT
enjoy your GUARANTEED DMCA NOTICE

>>82221276
for a second I thought that pic was x-rayed from the thumbnail.

>movie about giant monsters
>takes a backseat to relationship drama

Also, why were the South Koreans so happy that an even bigger giant invisible monster just chucked an unstoppable robot into space?

>>82227854
>Also Gloria getting self-righteous with her ex when he said she owed him an explanation was fucking retarded.

The hell are you talking about. She told him first that she was sorry, and when he said "you owe me an explanation" (Which is a dickish phrase to say, unless I dunno, you're saying it to your kids. It's patronizing) she pauses for a moment but does give him the explanation.

>>82220026
I'm so glad to live in the same timeline as Armond White

>>82219933
I want to but im not watching it in 720p, do people actually do this when you can wait one fucking month or something?

>>82220026
Keep your fucking politics to yourself, nigger.

>>82219933
>Colossal pile of shit
Amirite? Guys? Colossal pile of shit?

*high-fives a passer-by*

Just finished watching it and thought it was alright. I find myself agreeing with anons in this thread mentioning there is a lack of focus in the narrative; I feel the story is about acknowledging one's own flaws and trying to correct them, as shown in the last scene when Gloria checks herself before drinking, since that's her major problem.

Still, the kaiju-loving part of me thinks it would've been much better if, instead of materizing the monster in America, she would've transformed into it being in Seoul, since it was the only way for her not to be overpowered physically. That would also make it less one-sided and would seem killing Oscar more justified. I mean, I know the guy was a mass murdering dick, but for the protagonist to kill him in cold blood like that just doesn't feel right.

>>82219933
I'll wait for the YIFY.

>>82231296
>she pauses for a moment but does give him the explanation

She literally says she doesn't.

>Which is a dickish phrase to say, unless I dunno, you're saying it to your kids. It's patronizing

You think there's no situation between adults where that phrase is warranted? Because I'd argue It's absolutely warranted when somebody organized to go with you and stood you up without warning and they've behaving erratically and dangerously for over a year.

>>82228576
>despite being mildly prickish throughout the movie
Tim was a huge self-righteous dick.
Gloria was shit as well, obviously, for living off of him and partying in his place when he wasn't there. Every character in this movie is deeply flawed, which is... kinda nice.

To me, the worst of them is Joel; guy knows an entire city is on the line and doesn't lift a finger to save it? Fuck you, man.

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>>82220026
BASED

>>82220207
>>82220234
>>82220281
>>82228744
ROASTIE SLUTS GOT TRIGGERED LMAO

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>>82220281
>>82231396

>>82227695
>Writer-director Nacho said one of his intentions was to challenge classic rom-com tropes, which basically tell men that objectively criminal things—like harassing and stalk the object of affection—are actually grand gestures signifying and deserving nothing less than true love. He told The Verge, “I was aware from the beginning that the movie was dancing around within the tropes of romantic comedies…I love some of those films, but at the same time, some of them are really problematic. Most romantic comedies, the message is like, ‘If you persist enough, you will get her.’ They encourage behavior that’s terrifying these days. ‘If you stop her wedding, you won’t go to jail. You will just show your charms to her, and she will prefer to go to you.’ So something like that was inside the kindling of this movie. I wanted to play with those rules in a different way.”

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>>82231707
>To me, the worst of them is Joel; guy knows an entire city is on the line and doesn't lift a finger to save it? Fuck you, man.

>muh obligation

laughing at your life

>>82231638
She mutters "no, no" but her next line is literally the explanation. Also, Tim goes to the town specifically to bring Gloria back with him and the day she agrees he doesn't go pick her up? The fuck is up with that?

>>82224129
yes, they made the trailer first

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>>82220026
>that filename

>>82231781
I'd respect him if he didn't give a shit. but he was just a pussy who didn't dare stand up to Jason Sudeikis.

>>82224129
Same thing with Lucky Number Slevin. Trailer makes it seem like a comedy.
Joke's on them: I liked it and this one too.

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>AH: Also, Oscar’s the hero in his own story.

>JS: 100 percent.

>AH: Very rarely do you play a character that knows they’re in misery. Most of the time people are fighting against it, or in Oscar’s case he would probably tell you there’s nothing wrong.

>JS: And that’s one of the reasons why alternative facts and fake news can exist in this day and age.

>>82230597
awebo fám, la an jadawey esta bien bonita si me la cojo rico, muy divertida la peli y como que aprendes mucho y asi

>>82231707
>Tim was a huge self-righteous dick.
Tim had patiently put with with all of Gloria's bullshit for an entire year, and was tired of being the only responsible, mature part of the relationship. He had every right to be upset with her constant benders, her cryptic dodging of the situation at hand, her actual intentions with regards to them being a thing, and all the rest.

I'm tired of this mindset that there's never any legitimate reason for a character to be angry.

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>SJWs are bound to love this mov-

>>82232002
I never said Gloria was alright. He was right in ending the relationship. But when you do, don't go back. You're not gonna change the other person. The guy was a moron for going back to get her expecting her to have changed, and was doubly a moron for resuming the same mindset he had before he kicked her out.
It's just not meant to be, man. Find someone else. Or not. But stop expecting other people to change for you.

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JUST

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>>82232136
KILL WHITES KILL WHITES I HATE THEM SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS

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>>82231768

You COULD spin this SJW like and say

>Sorry neckbeards, Colossal challenges misogynistic tropes in Rom-Coms and it's simply Epic

But you could ALSO spin this from Drumpfkin perspectives and say

>Colossal is misandry spouting feminist trash and degeneracy

I think all Nacho did was

>hey I like american rom coms
>but they usually have stupid tropes
>so I wanted to make fun of those tropes while making a Kaiju movie

Or maybe he really does have an SJW agenda, but overall I enjoyed the movie and dont regret paying to see it

>>82231597
PATRICIAN AS FUCK.

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>>82219933
>>82220207
this, wtf did I just watch?
>come in expecting silly jewish romcom after trailer
>it's actually thriller kino with sad/bittersweet ending
feels like shlomo has pulled another one over me but I'm not even mad

>I'm gonna go to the park and kill a bunch of Koreans
>weird beta friends just let him

What was that about? Why was that guy being sch a forward young man with Anne, but then tucking his tail between his legs when it came to genocide?

>>82231906
the best ruse a movie pulled on me was filth. imdb lists it as a crime comedy, so one day i was trying to chill and i though, why not? turns out it's an irvine welsh adaptation about a deranged cop who loses everything. it was tough shit. i loved it, but suckerpunched me hard.

>>82232512
my biggest problem with the movie. joel should've beaten the shit out of oscar, or the cokeman should've shanked him.

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>>82232223
I HATE THE MAINSTWEEM METEOR SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS

>>82232571
>>82232512
Yeah, like I get cokeman being hesitant due to the bar scene where Oscar says he can call the cops on him at any time, but what was the other guy's deal? There wasn't really a scene establishing why he acquiesces to Oscar's murder playtime.

>>82219933
>720p

may as well watch the 240p cam if i were such a pleb. 4K HDR or bust.

>>82231732
>Goldstein

Of course.

>>82232637
When he first goes for Anne, Jason Sudeikis flips the fuck out and says something like "Am I gonna have to kick your ass?". Guy was afraid of it. God know why, because Sudeikis is not exactly imposing.

>>82227854
>Oscar going full blown psychopath was stupid and two-dimensional, and a mean-spirited portrayal of somebody with serious problems
No, it was the sad story of a man beyond redemption. Oscar had always been a loser but he never got to the point where he realized he needs to stop being a cunt about it and fix his life. He'd been fighting a losing battle from day one and he lost because he couldn't deal with life beating down on him relentlessly, and ended up losing his mind over time. He wanted to get with Gloria but she chose to slut it up with the Chad kid, which was the final straw. The ending is sad because Gloria has to kill her childhood friend because there's simply no saving him. This movie is surprisingly deep tbqh.

>>82232512
>>82232571
Yeah but he was a young kid compared to Oscar, I think it's a mix of fear and respect. Joel was a nice kid, not the aggressive/assertive type, just happened to be a pretty boy.

>>82232512
>I'm gonna go to the park and kill a bunch of Koreans
JUST AS GOD INTENDED.

The explanation of what's happening, with the flashbacks and the lighning seems completely unnecessary. I mean, it doesn't explain shit anyway, it's just magic story bullshit. We already accepted that they transforming into giant creatures in a playground was something that happened, just leave it at that.

>after that monster is done with her, her vagina will truly become Colossal
bravo Nacho Villeneuve, pure kino

I agree that the lack of magnification on the pain inflicted on the gooks in the film was pretty racist

And the bitchs' and the guy's problems were purely white people shit nonexistant makebelieve drama. Oh wow Im so le depressed and crazy for no real reason at all I just am because Im white and have no culture!

I hate this fucking flick

>>82233213
This but unironically

>>82233085
what are you talking about, it was one of the key scenes in the movie
>tells the origin of their monster powers
>reveals Oscar's character

>>82233213
This

>>82232136
>SJW whining
>it's actually kind of right

I mean isn't the whole movie "I accidentally and sometimes intentionally murdered thousands of people but I have RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS"

It'd be like making a comedy about Osama Bin Laden's failing marriage

>>82233213
What the fuck did I just read?

>>82233485
>a comedy about Osama Bin Laden's failing marriage
you just invented a new genre, terrorist rom-com kino

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>giant monster appears
>starts doing this

Then what?

>>82232136
>completely misses the point of the movie
>whines about facing cognitive dissonance because not sure which retarded political narrative fits
>SJW
checks out

>>82233572
I wonder if she's going to be like Susan Sarandon when she gets old. A slutty old woman looking to straight Shota her way to the grave.

>>82233572
>swNsoyf
;_; jdimsatbh

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>>82233772

Someone call 911, anon is having a stroke!

>>82233319
The origin was a no-explanation. It was literally "magic lightning made it happen". And Oscar's character had been revealed long before, the only new information was that he was a dick ever since he was a kid. I mean, seriously, go out of your way to fuck the model up? It was already gone.

>>82233847
>The origin was a no-explanation. It was literally "magic lightning made it happen"
Obviously, the supernatural setting was just a vessel for the plot.
>And Oscar's character had been revealed long before, the only new information was that he was a dick ever since he was a kid
That's why it's a key moment, we find out that Oscar had always been a self-hating loser and he was never gonna change. This is when Gloria realizes he isn't just being a butthurt cunt, but that he's a completely broken human being.

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>>82233847

I feel like they only added it in so people wouldn't all say "WELL WHY DO THEY BECOME MONSTERS?"

wtf are these over-privileged white ppl doing in South Korea? they need to gtfo. fucking colonialists.

>>82231732
>toxic masculinity is being a white man that likes white women

Sudeikis is fucking satanic in this movie. Super scary.

>>82234793
le miss arabs

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Press F to Pay Respects

>>82220026
there's nothing gender specific about this movie

it's quarter life crisis movie meets godzilla

>>82236464

Armond can't hear you anon, he's in a better place a place without plebs

so sudeikis is dead in maine or where ever the fuck they were? should got a shot of americans peering out their window. surely someone saw it


the only thing I didn't like about this was the suggestion that she is going to kick start her writing career but doing her experience/i.e. the movie as a novel

sick of that trope. it's played out easy introspection/depth on the part of film makers. Girls did it when adam made a movie and Gilmore Girls did it at the end. But there's way too many examples

>>82230434
I actually agree with this opinion fully. Even agree with the score. I was more disappointed that it wasted a good premise more than I was angry about any supposed message the movie tried to leave me with

>>82236564
i like armond but he doesn't make enough effort to tie that point down

>>82219933
the trailer looked like shit
have 0 interest in this

>>82236636

did you notice of the 3 movies on that page he wrote the least about colossal?

So cheeky

>omg lightning body swap weirdness

this was old in the 80s..

for a really inventive film this is cliche as fuck using typical movie logic that makes absolutely no sense irl

>>82236699
yeah which I understand because it's actually a trite film as i said >>82236748, >>82236587 for all it pretends to be imaginative

But it doesn't deserve to be thrown in with SJWs/femnazis. it didn't attempt anything nearly that outrageous.

I know why he's trying to make people mad though

>>82236200
>toxic masculinity is being a white man
ftfy

>>82220026
WTF why does he hates women so much???!

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>>82238177

Because he's never used them before

The only reason this exists is because Birdman was popular so they're trying to make another artsy fartsy talky movie now with a female main character and kaijushit instead of capeshit.

>>82220026
kek what's that, from the Supreme Gentleman Review?

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this movie summed up in one pic

>>82238867

Check out the fucking new guy.

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>>82233213
>ASIANS
>HUMAN

SPOTTED YOUR FIRST MISTAKE

>>82220026
The national review is a zionist rag

>>82231796
>She mutters "no, no"

I don't think you watched the same movie the rest of us did.

>>82233805
His post says:
>She will NEVER sit on your face
>;_; [stroke]

>>82219933
>KORSUB

no thanks

>>82229637
>Cableguy
thats not Chasing Amy

>yfw this movie decides if Kaiju movies are worth making
>yfw it flopped
NOOOOOOO

>>82240973

It's had a really limited, scattered release. Its widest release has only been 326 screens.

>>82230706
hes not third personing hes typing for actoranaon that guy that has the dragon dildo collection

>>82232002
its more tim wanted her to be happy and work in the carrer she loves but shes a fuckup worthless whore and he gets frustrated playing father to a turd

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>""""tackling toxic masculinity""""
>mfw any physical altercation in the movie between male and female, the female always initiates it

>>82232681
agina he says kick your ass again as in he fucked the first girl he had a focus on

>just finished
>that ending
10/10 NACHO

>>82242296

From the pic I'm seeing passed around the military kills the creature and the feedback kills her?

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>>82219933

The flashback ruined the depth of the movie. Beforehand, Jason's character had the complexity of a small town guy who was slowly rotted inside-out by the small town itself and the bullshit it engenders: lack of focus, depression, boredom, etc. The two friends adjusted to small town life, but Jason didn't. This is pitted against Hathaway's character, who didn't adjust to big city life and got fucked by the bullshit it engenders: partying, wasting your life away, using others to get by, etc. So they're both fucked and severely maladjusted in two different ways, and it was cool watching those two different ways battle it out over the course of the movie.

Then out of nowhere it's like "no he was a PSYCHOPATH THE WHOLE TIME AAYYYY lmao" and all of his depth is brushed under the rug of "he's just an asshole."

Also

>No, buddy

Fuck you Hathaway you abusive, trivializing bitch. She undercut Tim every chance she could, trying to belittle his ideas and make him feel stupid for believing what he believes. It's typical abusive behavior, and it pisses me off that they didn't address that while calling out the male abuser, Jason's character.

I got dragged to this in theaters and wanted to shoot myself about 30 minutes in.

You have a somewhat interesting concept and instead of having it be the main focus you just use it as a plot device for shenanigans between le wacky alcoholic roastie and sociopath beta orbiter gone bad.

>>82243237
was there something post credits?

>>82243808
No
The other dude is wrong

>>82232666
aleight, i will dm you in few months