Did Zack Snyder ruin his life?

America did.

cavill is a fagget
he was fucking rhys myers while working on the tudors

>>82215866
he loves the fucking dog, he did that "emotional support dog" crap because muricans fall for that shit and let you carry a dog in a plane with you.

>>82215866
therapy dog nonsense is the airborne equivalent of handicapped parking: special treatment for those with connections.

it's to console his balding ass

>>82215866
explain.

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>>82215866

its the tragedy of playing Superman, its a curse that affects all the actors.

Christoper Reeve broke his back, got paralysed then died at age 52 of a heart attack.
George Reeves killed himself.
Brandon Routh just died career wise. became an alcoholic bum.
Henry Cavill went bald overnight.

there are even more actors who got cursed, heres a wiki about it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman_curse

>>82218125

It's Sunday, shouldn't you be in church?

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>>82215866
nah
http://variety.com/2016/film/news/henry-cavill-money-batman-v-superman-1201727755/

>>82218125
wait what Christopher Reeve died?
getting mandela vibes here

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>>82218125
>its the tragedy of playing Superman, its a curse that affects all the actors
What are the fucking odds?

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This guy steals your Crab Leg Bucket (With extra soy sauce) in your local Kinoplex.

Wat do?

>>82218699
Apologize for how ugly I am in comparison and offer to pay for his ticket if he promised to wait until i've sulked off before he starts laughing at me out of a mixture of disgust and pity.

He'll start laughing when I'm still in earshot, though, they always do.

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>>82218699
I pull out my movie watching gun and aim it at my head. Tell him I'll blow my brains out if he doesn't give me back my food.

>>82218699
Bypass the NSP with him lol!

Thanks, Magnum PI!

>>82218850
>Implying Tom Selleck isn't a lateral move.

>>82218880
I didn't understand that.
elaborate.

>>82218912
Tom Selleck was not an unattractive man

>>82215866
Daaaaw poor rich good looking Chad :^(

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>if an actor does literally anything else outside acting in high budget movies it means he is desperate and his career is over
/tv/ logic

>>82218283
Can Allah overturn the curse though?

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>baawwww muh millions waahhh I'm so saaaad

>>82218125
>The curse was invoked after three people involved in the creation of the Superman Returns DVD suffered injuries, one of whom fell down a flight of stairs. Another was mugged and beaten up and a third smashed into a glass window. Director Bryan Singer remarked, "My DVD crew absorbed the curse for us."

kek

>>82215866
He just wanted to bring his doggo with him.

>>82218971
>>82219148
Joss?

>>82219017
But anon you don't understand, he had his dog registered as a support dog so he can bring it on airplanes with him, this obviously means his career is over to anyone with insider knowledge

>>82215945
who wouldn't fuck rhys myers though

>>82219196
>He doesn't realize its not his pet, but his costar for the next Air Bud movie.

>>82215866
>best looking man on earth
>triggering marvel cucks left and right
>slaying fake nerd qt puss day and night
>doing charity
Meanwhile Evans is having anxiety attacks for real lmao

>>82218125
>Brandon Routh just died career wise. became an alcoholic bum.
He got a new lease on life as Atom in the Arrowverse.

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>>82218699
Get some fresh ones, of course

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>>82219272
>Meanwhile Evans is having anxiety attacks for real lmao
KEK

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>>82215866
>>82218699
>>82219177
Checked
>>82219421
>crab boat
and keked

>>82218768
>implying Cavill isn't a bro
The man was fat and played WoW even when he was auditioning for superman

>>82219272
Henry gave a shout-out to ALL the cape crowd on Superhero Day. Truly, this man was born for this role. We should follow his example.

http://www.cbr.com/henry-cavill-national-superhero-day/

>>82216447
no shit.

>>82219216
I wouldn't, ugly as sin. I want Henry, he's so beautiful and beautiful. God I'd let him fuck me all day.

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>>82218821
This is an obscure reference to one single post but are you the same person who claimed to have a "bus knife"?