I have a bad feeling about this

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>>82214134
AYYY A.I.

I'm sure it will be a perfectly mediocre soft reboot of Alien
I'll see it just because I'm giving Scott the benefit of the doubt, but I'm going in expecting as stated

ALL HAIL THE MOTHER FUCKING SPACE AXE

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Good poster but the woman needs a better image

>Doubting Ridley after Prometheus
How pleb can you be? It's going to be the best film this year.

>>82214166
>>82214134
Should be better than Prometheus at least, it's not written by fucking Damon Lindelof

>>82214216
Billy Crudup shouldn't even be on there, trailer suggests he gets facehugged and dies within the first 20 minutes

>>82214134
who's the chicka

>>82214313
Thats reasonable compared to Franco who only gets like first 5 minutes alive

>>82214134
I'd fuck Katherine Waterston

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>>82214562
same

>>82214134
I'll go, but i feel like the prologue shown on youtube will be remembered as this "couldhavebeen an epic film" that will never get made, while the actuel Covenant film will just be a Prometheus 2, overly pretentious and yet barely frightening at all.

>>82214777
>Prometheus
>Pretentious
Do you use words you don't know the meaning of often?

>>82214777
>frightening
they gave this up long time ago. now alien supposed to be cool and shit

>>82214851
seems like you're confused about what i said. Why?

>>82214145
>OII OI 21 OI
This is the Australian poster?

Watch the trailer.

Skull-bashing alien = Cringekino.

10/10 flaming turd.

>>82215259
Airion

>>82215285
notice like its not holding to anything while bashing and stil manages to use force

>>82215285
That xenomorph bashing it's head on the window was the stupidest thing. They're supposed to be stealthy. This kamikaze shit better be explained somehow

>DUDE SCOOBY DOO IN SPACE LMAO

What did Ridley mean by this?

>>82215408
probably money doesn't smell

>>82215342
>>82215391
How can it be stealthy out in the open during broad day light, you autistic fucking mouth breathers? Also what does it hang onto while it's running on the side of fucking walls or upside down?

>>82215515
>Also what does it hang onto while it's running on the side of fucking walls or upside down?
but in that scene it holds to nothing idiot. You imply magic?

>>82215585
I've seen tiny bugs hang onto to side windows of fast moving cars. Is that magic too?

>>82215623
You fucking moron. Clinging to something is one thing, but using a force while doing it is a total different thing. How stupid are you

I really liked prometheus despite its cliches

>>82215671
it was ok if you didnt compare to anything

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Please be good. Please be good.
>well shit.

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Arnold killing Xenomorphs when?

Rightfully so, its gonna suck.

>>82215709
is this post production? cgi looks trash.

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>>82215666
Yeah it's ALMOST like the Alien is an extremely well evolved hunting creature hmmm really makes you think doesn't you colossal fucking retard.

>>82215820
yeah and it can break laws of physics

>>82215515
Yeah I admit we're seeing xenomorphs in entirely new circumstances and I suppose it was fighting for survival and bashing it's head through the window was it's only hope. I wouldn't expect a xenomorph to just succuumb to death but all this behavior just contradits the image we have of xenomorphs stalking people in spaceships / buildings on land

Do they not know this monster is all about rape? I'm surprised they're still making these movies in today's social climate.

>>82215709
holy shit that looks awful - any more?

>any alien past the first one
your fault

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>>82216228
Very dark though.

>>82215709
>>82216292
why is the cgi SO BAD
whats going on i thought this was a super high budget movie

>>82214599
Why are her armpits so wrinkly?

>>82214599
do you have the inherent vice scene?

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> ugly women
> has been

What could possibly go wrong ?

>>82214134
The tumblr cast should have told you all you need to know.

>>82215709
Holly shit this looks actually good.

>>82214134
Really? I have a good feeling.

>>82217387

Are you joking?

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>>82215730

too old

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>>82215730
30 years ago, in the parallel universe where he was in Aliens instead of Predator.

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>>82216325

>>82215709
Ridley you blind faggot

>>82215800
>>82216322
Are you joking?

yeah it's going to be a disaster

>>82218217
Are you trolling?

>>82217781
Are you trolling?

>>82215861
Unless a mechanism in its neck allows it to reach that force, you know, like those mantis shrimps that have a sort of spring to smash with their claw.

>>82218380

No I think it really bad, not even about the quality of webm but once again Ridley falls back on cliche horror tropes and braindead characters like he did in prometheus.

>>82215800
>>82216322

That footage from Alien Day was the same 5-month old stuff from that expo

>>82218732
... Braindead... Characters ? You didn't even saw the movie, and you didn't even saw the characters act.
In this scene, Faris acts totally normally, she's panicking because a fucking alien fucking bursted from a guy's back.

>>82214216
Is that fucking robe photoshopped on David's face?

>>82219768

>You didn't even saw the movie
>you didn't even saw the characters act.
>bursted

These are the people that swallow Ridley's dusty load.

>>82219768
learn your tenses, please

>>82219892

This plus the girl's face; I hope it's a fake.

>>82219768
>Characters ?

Space before the question mark.

>you didn't even saw

Conjugated infinitive.

Hello, French piece of shit! How does it feel to come from the worst school system in Europe?

>>82215391
>just get created
>still working out the kinks of living
>get shit on by autists on 4chan because your not perfect

>>82214216
Why does the guy has this smugish 4chan reaction image face all the time? Not just this poster, but also in the trailers so far.

>>82220054
>>just get created
emphasis on JUST

>>82214851
Don't kid yourself kiddo, Prometheus was a fucking joke. Pretentious piece of shit without realizing it was actually shlock of the lowest caliber.

>>82214134
I feel 60% rotten score and 7.0 imdb score and that i will hate it even more than Prometheus

The slapstick leaked 10 minutes already want me to skip it entirely, at what retarded shit audience is this aimed?

>>82220597

I was personally disappointed by the writing, the lame characters, and the obscuranist Lost-like approach to the plot, but I wouldn't say it was pretentious nor do I understand why you'd say that.

Failed, sure, bad, sure, but pretentious? All it needed was a better script. Almost everything else was there.

>>82220659
>7.0 imdb

Virtually every movie gets 6 or 7 on imdb. It's retarded.

>>82214180
I will never get this meme
It was just a normal curved axe, which arent that uncommon

>>82220691

It was angled, but people freak out because an axe in a spaceship seems crazy to them.

As if toilet paper would look like anything else.

>>82220754
It looked like a mix of a run of teh mill curved axe with climbing axe
A smart idea really on an expedition mission

But what did people expect, laser axe? Like light sword axe straight out of star wars? I will never get it.

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Can someone explain to me why the engineers have visited Earth many times in history and had humans make paintings/hieroglyphs/sculptures/etc with a map to show where their "military base planet" is?

>>82220870
No

>>82214216
I want that grey hooded robe cloak.