Why won't Hollywood notice Channel Awesome?

>>82211833
Greg Sestero was a guest once, Douge really attracts the biggest names

The guy from Avatar the last airbender was on there, a real supertar

>>82211833
Rlm and CA are both retarded but NC manages to be even more stupid

>>82211833
he had the girl from matilda on once

Because he's king of the reddit autists. No one wants to hang around that.

>>82211833
That Angry Joe guy is very popular. How did Douge manage to get him to appear in his stupid movies?

Here's seven hours of reasons. https://youtu.be/bkEhtD10pX0

REDDIT LETTER MEDIA

CHANNEL AUTISM

>>82211833
He's a repellant. He's only able to keep the worst leeches close.

>>82213408
>CA
Who?

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BEANED

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>>82211833
It's strange how channels that started later than them achieved much more success. I think it's due to their lack of technical skills. There are users on their platform that still use the same setup they had from 2008. Just look at Film Brain, Rap Critic, Linkara etc. They haven't bothered to invest in improving their setup.

>>82211833
Because people find Mike and Jay funny, because they have interesting points and criticisms in their reviews as opposed to just riffing over clips from the movie, because their stuff looks professional enough relative to their budgets, because they are not autistic and most of all because Plinkett reviews have been seen and praised by plenty of famous people, including Roger Ebert, Simon Pegg and Damon Lindelof (which likely means JJ has seen them as well)

>>82216701

Damn, she got much wider shoulders than Chaotic Carlos.

>>82216701
>Still not even 10k views
Embarrasing

>>82217209
>inb4 the fags from reddit start shitting on RLM

>>82217218
Doncha mean Annoyed Andres?

>>82217363

No, i am talking about Mad Manuel.

>>82217416
Its Fucking Fernando tho.

>>82217437
It's actually petey Pablo

>>82217475
Dead wron bud. Its Hardcore Jorge.

>>82217218
>>82217363
>>82217416
>>82217437
>>82217475
>>82217519

Is this thread the place where this meme chose to die?

>>82217662
Its Cunt Carlos.

>>82211833
I've never seen a Channel Awesome video and I probably never will. Just the name alone is enough to turn me away. It sounds like something a dumbass teenager would come up with and play it off as ironic when people made fun of him for it.

>>82212075
It's bizarre to me how many out of work old fucks he gets on his autism brigade.

>Don Bluth
>Dante Basco
>Greg Sestero
>got Maurice Lamarr and Rob Paulsen to do a cringeworthy sketch
>gets various other voice actors to do various other cringey sketches at cons

>>82217763
Yet it was made by a over 30 blue collar, really makes you think

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>>82216701

>>82216701
>m-muh butthurt spic because Nintendo doesnt want to give him free shit after making all those videos shitting on the company

I hope the cartel cuts his head off soon

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>>82211833

>Doug Walker and Channel Awesome will die in your lifetime

feels good

>>82216717
>achieved much more success
Well, NC is still relatively successful.
>800,000 subscribers
>new episodes generally get at least 500k views (sometimes over a million)

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>>82217956
Goodnight, fucker.

>>82217956
>Channel Awesome will have risen and fallen in your lifetime
weird feel

>>82217956
I kinda doubt it. People have been saying that for years.

>>82218032
I am quite positive that Doug will die before me.

>>82217973
But look at Angry Joe, the fucker was emplyed by douge and now is like 4 times his size

>>82218056
CA will survive without Dougé!

>>82211833
>How come Mike and Jay can get actual celebrities on their projects

?

People don't like his voice I think

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>>82218115
Stuckmann will carry the torch.

>>82218127
Tim Heidecker and Max Landis.

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>>82211833
GAS THIS HACKIKE NOW

>>82217988

seeing that picture makes me wish for a Chris Chan-esque meltdown of Doug

>>82218152
>Max Landis

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>>82211833
>implying he has anything on based stuckmann?
Voice of the revolution yo'

>>82218152

Well in the case of Landis it's because they made something he liked. Then when they started ripping into him he contacted them to explain why.

Maybe Doug should stop making shit garbage 'talented' people dislike?

>>82216701
>angry joe
>angry
>???
He sucks pretty much everything off and is a shill who fake reactions angeyyy

>>82218205
Um max landis is better than you'll ever be, fuck off.

>>82218441

Nah, nepotism is the only reason you even know his name and hes yet to produce anything that isn't a dumpster fire he blames everyone else for anyway.

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>>82218466
nepotism would require me to know who his father is.. Im a aspiring film maker and skript sculturer and max is my muse.
He has original ideas, grund breaking methods of filming and inspires monolithic performances from his characters. Everything he touches turns to gold, you're jsut being negative to everything in this thread, keep trying it doesn't work mr asshole, you can just bad mouth everything becaue you have no taste

Bad bait.

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>>82218528
His dad is John "I don't know how to" Landis.

>>82218581
If I have to google him then he;s obviously not important enough to have made a difference, bad bait m8 get off his back yo
he's top 3 in hw atm

Doug had Gregg Sestero, Don Bluth, Mara Wilson, The Animaniacs staff, the guy who voiced Zuko in Avatar and the actors for Pinky and Brain.

RLM had Max Landis and... who else, exactly?

>>82218776
Who are these people exactly? Either way, the fact you know who were on his show, tells me your a pathetic shit that needs to get a life.

>>82218137

his smile is so fucking creepy

>>82218853
>being this gay

>>82216717
Linkara and Cinema Snob are never to get to the big leagues because of the obscure shit they review

>>82218853
>Who are these people exactly?

An actor who played a big role in a cult movie, an animator, an actress, the producers of a fairly succesful cartoon and some voice actors.

his annoying high-pitch voice is his undoing

>>82218776

Do you think he cuts the act when the camera stops rolling? It's weird when he's with other people and he's the only person doing a cartoon voice.

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>>82218776
They've had actual directors from their BotW videos and washed up actors like Matt Hannon.

The Hannon interview alone was one of the best I've ever seen in any show period.

>>82218082
So Joe got fat, what's the problem?

>>82216627
channel awesome

>>82213502
And she spoke about reading Matilda slash fiction.

>>82211833
The real answer is that the CA head, Mike Machaud does not understand networking and is a lazy fuck

You need to go to cons, go to meetings, go to groups and events and meet people in the business to get anywhere bigger.

Mike and Doug do not do that, they think Hollywood will come to them.

Lordkat has talked about this how Machaud refuses to network in any capacity and just plays Xbox all day instead of running the company.


Yes they suck but less funny people than Doug have made it big , see Amy Schumer

>>82219288
>They've had actual directors from their BotW videos
I don't remember this ever happening.

They also had Patton Oswalt in Space Cop though.

>>82211833
>Doesn't seem fair considering Doug has been doing this for way longer.
Because he's bafflingly bad. It's kind of incomprehensible why people would watch his videos at all.

>>82221680
>They also had Patton Oswalt in Space Cop though.
this was just payback for providing him with an alibi

>>82211833
Those who can do
Those who cannot critique

Doug is the type of person who cannot

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>>82218664

I know this is bait, but it's really triggering my autism.

>>82213502
Mara Wilson is a babe now holy shit

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>>82218664
>Wants to be film maker
>Doesn't know who John Landis is

>>82216717
>Film Brain
does he still do movie reviews?

>>82216717
Film brain is like audible cancer.

>>82217956
I don't want CA to die. Who will we laugh at if it does?

Hmmmmmmmn

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>Getting triggered by Michael Bay of all fucking people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyvuFEPSR-Y

>>82223174
Linkara guest cameo in S2 of Taboo when?

>>82223295
he is gonna "service" a bunch of African slaves on a ship

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>>82223363
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>82223442

He's got a big black cock, where'd he purchase that?

>>82221680
>>They've had actual directors from their BotW videos
>I don't remember this ever happening.

Len Kabasinski has been the only one, I think.

Oh boy this autism cancer thread again. Can't wait until you neckbeards start posting pics of fat Tamara you jack off to. Post the Fatana one!

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LOOK HOW HOT TAMARA IS! THIS IS FATANA, SHE'S GOT MY SNACK!

>>82224710
>Not liking pocket sized diabetic titty monsters

>>82224898
Not even big pharma has pockets THAT deep

>>82218164

DON'T

>>82211833
I watched a NC video last night for the first time in probably like 5 or 6 years. It was Douge's review of The Matrix.

Honestly I don't think the content of the review was awful, but it was padded into a 30 minute runtime because it included a lot of sketches and other stupid shit. The "review" itself could probably have been a third of the length.

Anyone have some good linkara cringe?

>>82225506
classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67ZZUSpeS4k

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>>82218664
>the director of National Lampoon's Animal House, The Blues Brothers, An American Werewolf in London, Trading Places, Coming to America, The Kentucky Fried Movie and Michael Jackson's Thriller music video
>"lol he's irrelevant he never made a difference in the world of cinema"
I know you're baiting but I'm triggered anyway. When John Landis was in his prime he was a Mel Brooks tier comedy director. Animal House is one of the top 10 most influential comedies of the last 40 years.

>>82216717
this guys face makes me mad

>>82226562
Max Brooks?

>>82226648
What?

>>82226648
>82226648
>>82226744

>>82224807
Kek, keep up the shitposting, anon. I don't get the autists that fap over Tamara, she's fucking obese.

>>82226964
Two of these autists could fuck her at the same time and never meet

>>82226964
When Tamara goes camping, the bears have to hide THEIR food

>>82218137
It's like he has too many teeth

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LOL I "Wonder" how much she weighs

>>82227179
Not enough

WAAAAH I POSTED A CUNTY VINE AND NOT EVERYONE SUCKED MY DIABETIC CUNT ABOUT IT THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS, I TOLD THEIR MOMS AND THEIR SCHOOLS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyQWYyBeMX8

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OMG SHE'S SO HOT

>>82227424
Post more pics that expose how fat Tamara is. Chubby chasers should be eternally shamed.

>>82216717
I'll give Rap Critic a break because he's at least a broke university student that (I think graduates this month) has been doing shit out of his dorm/apartment and is clearly looking to get a normal job and do RC as a hobby on the side.

I think Linkara does this as his job.

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>haven't watched anything channel awesome related in years
>check up on the gang for old times sake
>jesuotaku is a dude now
>luke is a girl now
>jew wario killed himself
>everything is somehow worse than it already was

What happened?

>>82227717
CEO is retarded.
CA has had and fucked up networking opportunities with RoosterTeeth, RLM, and IIRC Spoony had a shot at actual broadcast TV and dropped the ball.

They don't network, they have an awful webmaster for their main website, and the Nostalgia Critic doesn't even do nostalgic films anymore. Disneycember and Dreamworksuary plowed through solid years' worth of review material by skimming them.

>>82217678
It's actually Enraged Enrique.

>>82228453
Pissed Off Paco

>>82227948
Plus they're just so spread out now
>the spic that reviews random shit like comic books and WWE finishers
>tamara's never seen a movie in her life
>tamara just saw a movie that doug hasn't reviewed
>Doug and Robert review a movie that's in theaters
>Doug and Robert give real thoughts on a movie that hasn't been reviewed yet

Not to mention the constant political commentary in all his videos. No one else does that, but he has to shoehorn it in somehow.

Are any of RLM's movies any good?

>>82228758
No. They have a modicum of technical skill compared to Channel Awful but the same amount of charisma

>>82228758
Feeding Frenzy is fun. It's worth a watch if you like films like Gremlins. Space Cop is better than all of the TGWTG movies and the AVGN movie but it's not good. Gorilla Interrupted is a total mess but the How Not to Make a Movie documentary is pretty good.

>>82228758
I only saw Gorilla Interrupted and that's on the level of the TGWTG movies i.e. it feels like a amateur movie made by kids (and it was). How Not to Make a Movie that comes with it is good though.

>>82229094
Can I get the cliff notes version of How Not to Make a Movie?

>>82224807
>>82227179
>>82227424

DAMN tamara looks like *THAT*??

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>>82218137
he looks like a fucking cartoon whale. holy shit his teeth are gross.

>>82222673
Fuck you. You made me look.

>>82229626
Mike really hates Gilchrist.

>>82222673
Liar, she's meh at best.

He got the matilda girl

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>>82227424
>>82227179
who is this bitch

i stopped watching nostalgia critic after his original conan review

>>82228758
>>82229094
feeding frenzy is good

space cop is ass

the avgn movie looked meh

>>82231307
Tamara

Back in 2012 Doug killed off the Nostalgia Critic and created a sketch show called Demo Reel. The main stars of Demo Reel were Doug, a skinny white girl named Rachel and a gay furry black guy named Malcolm. After Demo Reel flopped Doug brought back the Nostalgia Critic but he didn't want to stop making sketch comedy so he kept Rachel and Malcolm and turned the Nostalgia Critic into Demo Reel 2.0. Rachel left after the contract expired so Doug hired Tamara.

WHERE'S THE VIDEO JIM

>>82228589
>>tamara's never seen a movie in her life

No seriously, what the fuck has she seen

>>82231821
Fucking nothing. She must be one of those dumb chicks who only watches rom coms. How else would she miss out on so many insanely popular/iconic films?

>>82228758
The recovered was decent

>>82231868
Jesus Christ

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0AQIMR-tpomHjCs4q1K4V0tLWTOYK7sI

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>>82231939
Isn't this lady an actress?

>>82225734
lol

>>82231662
this
last night some guy posted that the video was comming any day
maybe he was speaking out of his ass

>>82232041
Everyone that works at CA calls themselves an Actor.

Tamara would do well in the porn industry, though.

>>82231662
>>82232158
Jimbo said on Facebook that the video should come out today. Keep your fingers crossed and have faith, anons.

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>>82232205
Fuck me

>>82232205
>>82232272
noice, then it should be much more waiting

>>82228589
>constant political commentary
What does he talk about, exactly?

>>82232392
>then it should be much more waiting
shouldnt*
slip of the fingers there

>>82216717
Whys he out of focus?

>>82211833
Mike and Jay have also received offers to work with Adult Swim and MTV iirc but they turned them down

>>82232556
Source?

>>82232556
I have literally never heard this before. Gonna need some sauce on that.

>>82232556
I can see Adult Swim being interested in their offbeat sense of humor but there's no way modern MTV would ever want them. MTV want "hip" 20 year olds making snarky jokes about white people, they don't want fat 30something year olds making jokes about rape and AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS.

>>82232205
Honestly I am so impressed by persistence of his fanbase or his fenomenon (not sure how to put it).
If he stayed with his original account, he would be probably at million or more level of subs.

>>82233257
Yeah, he would be a YT star if he hadn't sabotaged himself so many times. For a long time he would delete his account and disappear for months whenever he started to get really popular.

>>82233366
So how comes he just disappears and just returns?
He litterly doesnt seem to give a shit and just does it out of a whim, and with it i mean his videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Srp-pPmCjc8

Its live

>>82232593
>>82232622
>>82232750
Fun fact: RLM was contacted by Paramount to make a horror movie in the style of Paranormal Activity (a bunch of other small film companies were also contacted), but when they instead said they should remake Gorilla Interrupted they got no reply.

The source is the behind the scenes of Gorilla Interrupted

>>82233423
He enjoys making videos but he hates fame.

>>82218137
Tell that to Zod's snapped neck

>>82233563
I always wondered how he looks like.
I bet he's typical basement dweller.

>>82233629
clearly he is black
since he is WOKE AS FUCK

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>>82233629
This is the only known pic of him.

>>82233629

i think there is a picture of him floating around, i don't know if it is real, but if it is then he's the most plain looking guy you could imagine

>>82233523
You're screwing up most of the facts try to make RLM look pathetic.

>>82233701
See
>>82233666

>>82211833
Doug is a literal fucking idiot, that's why. It'd be like talking to a dog, what's the point?

Why do you cunts consistently enjoy completely terrible things? You would get more out of listening to the rain than from listening to this nothing of a human being.

IT'S OUT
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Srp-pPmCjc8

>>82231662
See
>>82233799

>>82233799
Watch it with friends on Eggkara.

>>82233666
Scout from TF2

>>82233727
>>82233970

BACK INTO THE BASEMENT JIM, MY SHEKELS ARE NOT WELFARE

Why are there a bunch of threads on CA all of a sudden? What's going on? Everyone's being vague as fuck

>>82233799
>1 video each month
OY VEY the waiting time
also next is Angry Mexican right?

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>>82234099

researching the inner workings of CA is just one of the most beautiful things that /tv/ has created.

We have to nourish it like a little flower

>>82234211
Nope, Spoony is next. After that he'll probably do nasty cock slut.

>>82234246
>nasty cock slut.

you mean Linkara or Lindsay ?

>>82234310
Linkara of course.

>>82234246
>Nope, Spoony is next.
but why is he talking about, jorge at the end of the video?

>>82234336
I can't wait for him to get to That Chick with the Goggles. That's the one that became a camwhore, right?

>>82233799
>Jim picking apart TGWTG

In what universe am I living?
It feels like opening a time capsule of some sort.

>>82234482
It was voted through Patreon

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>>82234453
>That Chick with the Goggles
i wouldnt mind BLEACHING her if you catch my drift

>>82218776
Matt Hannon, Len Kabizinski, Freddie Williams, the canadians

>>82229999
Wow checked

>>82222678
>You must learn about every dirty jew ever to be a film maker.

>>82234553
Oh, I though he just grabbed money off of it.
What were the other things that were voted?

>>82234453
Yes

>>82234654
If you want to be a worthwhile filmmaker you should know the giants of the medium. Well, John Landis isn't a giant but he's pretty important in the world of comedy. Animal House invented the gross-out comedy genre and An American Werewolf in London has influenced countless horror comedies.

Wait until Jim gets to Spoony. Out of all the people on TGWTG, Jim actually interacted with him.

>>82234684

May 6th - Deviant's Episode 8
May 13th - Internet Insanity
May 20th - Deviant's Episode 9
May 27th - TGWTG Episode 2: They Call Me Forky


+ streams of him verbally shitposting and some reaction to shit that happens in the world

(Outside of that I have two other videos that will more than likely drop within the next week. One is a rage simulator based on all the cheating/cuck posts on Reddit, the other is a Twitch Support video talking about an insane couple on the website.
I'm probably going to do a video on Bill Nye after watching the show and seeing how horrendous it is. I'll also be continuing on with TL;DR since it seems to have assblasted certain Redditors and that's always amusing to me)

>>82234684
More /x/ files, More Internet Insanity, I forgot the others

>>82234751
>If you want to be a worthwhile filmmaker you should know the giants of the medium.
Why? I'm gonna make my own movies. Not his movies.

>>82234755

wasn't Jim one of those who trolled Spoony into the lifesupport state he's in right now ?

>>82234844
He trolled him, but the damage had already been done at that point.

Spoony's own problems are entirely his own undoing.

>>82234755
At what point of Spoony's career?

>>82233799
bretty good review to be honest

>>82234777
Is that you, Jim or are you just copypasting something he said on FB or wherever?

>>82234893
Less than a year ago

>>82234924
Straight from Patreon

>>82229999

trips followed by quads

impressive.

>>82234924

his Patreon

https://www.patreon.com/MisterMetokur

i bet Jim the faggot is lurking on this thread right now, instead of working for his whore shekels

>>82234893
This was about last year, when Spoony's career was already in the toilet.
For a while now, Spoony has only been doing these terrible lets plays where he screams at people giving him advice in the chat and bans them for no real reason. Jim hopped on one of his livestreams and started trolling him to the point where Spoony got triggered and banned him.
His last upload was about 3 months ago. He's still pretty active on twitter, where he rages about Trump.

>>82235013
I'm certain he frequents 4chan.
I wonder if he'll use the screens floating around CA related threads about kickassia and nasty cockslut.

>>82229882
Imagine being Douge in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Tamara, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fat body and horrific blubbering monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both The Nostalgia Critic and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Douge and not only sit in that chair while Tamara flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and greasy skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that skit. Not only having to tolerate her fat fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, TAMARA LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her fat fucking troll face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of underage fangirls and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Illinois. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her bloated stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "thicc (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal pizzas in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room with your fake gun before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Douge. You're not going to lose your future youtube career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

I actually do think shes kinda cute

>mfw I saw this shit back in 2009 and realize it's still going on
Why do those sperglords keep on doing this shit? Don't they realize that the well's dried up and they need to move on with their lives?

>>82235087
>I'm certain he frequents 4chan.
He casually uses 4chan lingo and memes in his content.

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>It's a Doug spends half the Sailor Moon episode bitching about the age of consent in Japan episode

>>82235087
Nigger he lurks these threads

>>82235058

don't forget that Spoony gets still 803$ because people feel sorry for him (Zoe Quinn treatment)

https://www.patreon.com/spoonyexperiment

>>82235087

Jim is like Grandfather Lurker, he lurks and shitposts sometimes but never Tripfags like ManlyTears,

coming to think of it, i'd love to see a full video of Jim making fun of ManlyTears.

>>82233799
>doug walker is the normal one on channel awesome

kek that's what i've always thought too

you think he's a loser but compared to the rest... holy shit

Except Lindsay Ellis, she is a qtpie i love her

>>82235223

803 dollars is really.... getting low. You can't life of that and own a house at all. Dude better be working.

>>82235278

Lindsay is a curious case, she's part of the minority of talented people, who are also not total ass clowns IRL. But she swallowed the Feminist pill and cranked it to the max

>>82235319

i think he was also getting some autism bucks + the whole rest that he earns with his little rest of E-fame

>>82231307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Srp-pPmCjc8

>>82235223
It used to be over $2000, which was completely baffling.
At the very least his Patreon support is dwindling at a slow rate. But in an ideal scenario, Spoony shouldn't get a single dime at all.

>>82235469
>It used to be over $2000
Spoony used to get fucking $5000 a month. He had hit the jackpot, if he had gotten on a schedule and made monthly content he would have a very comfy life right now. Instead he got lazier and lazier and now he's too full of bitterness and self-loathing to get back on track.

>>82235469

like i said people feel pity and hope that spoony can get his life back together.

But that'll never happens since his batshit insane girlfriend feeds him with every kind of pill, and living off of his wealth

>>82235223
>803$

Fucking Christ, last time I checked it was like 1600 or 1200.
He probably has a day job at this point.
...right?

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>>82235449

Poor fuck. I guess it's his fault, but, it's almost like a weird combination of egotism and depression ate him alive.

>>82233799
This video is being insincere/ lying.

e.g Pop Quiz was years after Nostalgia Critic returned.

>>82235191
Have you actually SEEN the people behind Channel Awesome? They're literally everything that's wrong with modern society today.

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>>82237449
Not all of them are total fuck ups.

>>82236318
How can someone in their 20s go bald like that?

>>82237762
Most of them are. They're every facet of what the Internet has. Rachel Tietz was the only normal one I could think of.

>>82211833

His videos are unprofessional shlock.

>corny 3D opening that looks like it was put together by a middle schooler with film software knowledge
>high irritating LOLNERD voice
>poor personal camera work, poor audio
>generally unfunny

If you were a professional what would you reaction be seeing this?

>>82237987
Bennett the Sage and Brad Jones dont seem like total fuckups

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>>82230232

>>82238333
Bennett is still on TGWTG?

>>82240019
Sure where else is he gonna go?

>>82235203
Doug really didn't get Sailor Moon, also does not get Transformers either.

Saying this as a fan of both properties.

>>82237822
Shitty genetics probably.

>>82234229
Christcuck Chris

>>82234777
>Forky
literally who?

>>82211833
Douge got Don Bluth once which surprised me because I thought he's been dead for nearly twenty years.

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>>82217867

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>>82234099
>all of a sudden

That's a weird way of spelling "past 3 years"

>>82238253
Immediately turning it off. It's a joke that people even follow this shit. It's like a MySpace page that still hasn't died off

>>82216717
>he has lost a lot of hair due to balding

Wow, I haven't seen Film Brain in a long ass time. To be honest I don't feel inclined to watch his older or new videos any time soon.

Thanks for taking me down memory lane though.

>>82222678
To be fair his career kinda went to shit after he killed those two kids.

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>>82218137

Who the fuck are mike and jay?

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>>82244094

>>82244119
Mike Stoklasa and Jay Bauman are part of RedLetterMedia. They don't have any connection to TGWTG.

>>82218137
>Chris looks like a cool dude next to Douge
Fuck I need a pic next to Douge

>>82218137

They look like they both want to strangle each other and are barely suppressing the urge. Kinda creepy tbwyf

>>82218137
>that toy covered wall
Chris Stuckmann's room is even more childish and depressing than Doug's room.

>>82244273
that's in doug's studio

>>82211833
>Max Landis
>famous
yeah ok

>>82218137
Wow
You can just see the quiet fury in Doug
He knows Chris Stuckmanized his wife.

>>82222895
On and off, yeah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPSaOgx6-6s
CRINGEKINO

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>>82227261
>literally getting triggered by the "I wouldn't even rape you" meme
kek

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>>82244418
for a while he only did the videos where he watched some movie at the theater and then just sat infront of the camera and talked about it

>>82227261
Holy shit, I can't believe I used to like this cunt.

>>82232489
DRUMPF!
It's the current year guys! We can't have things like border security and a strong military, because that's bigotry! Instead, let's compare him to fictional villains! We know so little about politics that we have to resort to bringing up children's shows to make a point!

>>82244583
Doug actually seems like a nice guy here.

>>82228589
>Tamara's never seen: her toes

>>82245157
ahaha

>>82243297
He probably meant Knifey

>>82245102
this desu

it was especially bad during the campaign when he put it in just about every single vid
>this coming from the same country that lets donald trump run!
>orange cat named garfield...orange...trump! evil!
>that dumb spicer skit for balto of all things
>his brother is also a diehard liberal
>

>>82211833
Because Doug is uninteresting and has zero charisma.

Consider that, a man of average weight has less charisma than a fat fuck from Milwaukee.

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Why does this exist and why is $20?

>>82211833

Because Hollywood is about selling coolness to uncool people, and only eight year olds think YouTubers are cool.

Take a band like Nirvana, or an artist like 50 Cent. They build up all of this credibility by living real lives, doing cool shit with cool people, until they finally become really cool themselves. But to really cash in on it, they sell their coolness to suburban kids who have no way to get cool without paying for it. So guys like Kurt Cobain and 50 Cent let these terminally unhip people get a little bit of coolness for the low, low price of $19.99.

Hollywood is a nesting ground for coolness. People go there and build up their reservoir of cool by hanging out with movie stars, traveling around, fucking other celebrities, acquiring all of this coolness that makes random desk jockeys buy magazines and movie tickets to hope some of it rubs off somehow. Whereas YouTubers base their lives around being uncool loners outside the system, and they have no cool to sell anyone except for the sad permavirgins who think these faggots are living the good life.

>>82245102
What are some videos where he does this? I haven't seen any.

>>82221680
And Tim Heidecker was in an ep of HitB.

>>82223825
There's also Max Landis. He pretty much forced his way onto the show.

>>82245727
>He pretty much forced his way onto the show.
lol no he didn't. RLM clearly invited him out. It's not like he could just fly to Milwaukee and force his way into their studio. It was obviously a planned shoot that they agreed to.

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Remember Based Brad?

>>82229094
All the movies by all these review critics are shit. Don't kid yourselves. The rlm movies are awful.
If they took thing a a it more seriously, they could make a pretty good DIY movie off the patreon money they bring in.
Instead they don't try and knock shit out like SpaceCop. And it's all under the guise of "we're not even trying, that's the point".

>>82245601
Pluto Nash, his whitewashing video, and plenty of others where he tries to talk about politics with the understanding of "he says rude things, so he must be Hitler!" It's especially bad on his Twitter, where he compared Trump winning to ATLA Book 2's finale. I'm not even kidding.

>>82242552
baldness is either caused by one of three things
1. shitty genetics
2. low test
3. high test
however its easy to say its not 3 because, a deep voice, broad shoulders, and body hair accompany that one

>>82244792

lmao

>>82211833
Cause they suck.

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>>82218581
>That picture
Fucking saved.

>>82233799
That videos pretty fair. I thought it was gonna get into the drama. So either he's going in on drama later or he's just keeping with business.

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Remember that donation stream for Jesus Bro when someone asked Brad about Latza?

>>82245254
>Knifey
Again, who?

>>82245950
That was actually pretty decent.

>>82245950
>he compared Trump winning to ATLA Book 2's finale
No fucking way.

>>82246328
No, does he know about Latza?

>>82245964
Baldness is caused by high conversion of test to DHT, and hair follicles that are sensitive to DHT. So it's all bad genetics. A guy can bald from having bad genetics and very high test, or low test and very bad genetics as in FB's case.

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>>82216717
>tfw his dad beat him mercilessly well into his 20s

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>>82232205
>>82232272
we are watching it in Eggkara, get in here

>>82211833
All e-celebs are cancer. Quarantine board when?

>>82219071
Also, because he's.... Linkara. Have read his stuff? Someone who writes as bad as he has no business being a critic.

>>82244298
Christ, really? I can no longer tell the difference between Chris' hellhole and Doug's hellhole. Both are sickening.

>>82246328
>>82246391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHhfRTqy6OM&ab_channel=HikikomoriMedia

>>82218137
Did Chris bring his toys with him?

Also Eggkara time, get in here on Cytube

>>82245848
Hey, I only defended Feeding Frenzy. I won't deny the badness of Space Cop or Gorilla Interrupted.

>>82247024
If there were tons of threads plaguing the forum, that would be a fine idea, but it's usually just in one thread and doesn't bleed outside of it. It's pretty contained to just one active thread.

>>82211833
wish i knew

>>82212075
lol, greg was great tough

>>82247165
Its pretty bad like Chris-Chan or early sprite comic bad

But he'll never have any mainstream (for youtube) success reviewing obscure black and white indieshit from the eighties or fucking Trouble

The only thing Linkara has any traction is his Power Ranger reviews which are pretty above-average

>>82214673
Angry Joe joined Channel Awesome during its first year and got huge during the Youtube gaming boom, eclipsing everyone on CA.

>>82212171
Actually that was a decent ep

>>82213408
Nope their both fine prettysure your the stupid one.

>>82213502
Pretty good get

>>82213511
Your the king actually

>>82214673
Mabey they arent as stupid as you think

>>82216563
...holy crap, excellent link

>>82247371
Linkara frequently reviews mainstream capeshit comics and there are comic book reviewers on YT who are far more popular than him. Linkara's subject matter isn't holding him back, what's holding him back is he has the charisma of a wet blanket and his videos are full of horrible storyline bullshit. If he wasn't such an autist he would drop the storylines, whine less and build friendships with other comic book reviewers. Even with his total lack of charisma he could probably double his fanbase by worming his way into the comic book community. But he would rather stick to hanging out with his washed up TGWTG chums.

>>82216587
Freudian project much?

>>82216625
this is not true

>>82216627
You know who.

>>82216701
Ohh dang

>>82216717
Mabey "improving" setups and "technical skills" arent real that important

>>82247529
It's very true. Who has Doug been able to keep close to himself over the years besides Linkara and Brad? Spoony is long gone, Seven Dollar Sanchez now cares more about YT than TGWTG, the Abortion Chick, Benzaie, Phelous and Lupa are gone.

>>82217209
Wow, damb.

>>82217218
>Chaotic Carlos
lol'd

>>82211833
>How come Mike and Jay can get actual celebrities on their projects

???

>>82247645
You could always, you know, read the thread.

>>82217293
How many view's do you have?

>>82247645
Tim Heidecker, Patton Oswalt, Max Landis

>>82217311
>f-word
>r-word
>s-word
You can do better.

>>82247653
You could always, you know, suck my dick.

>>82222579
You literally just critiqued Doug.

>>82247488
Linkara seems very insular in his worldview really caring about his bullshit storyline fanfiction I don't see him trying to branch out and interact with "normies" as you will. Also Comic Book Youtubers might be put off Linkara due to his aura of being slightly off and having the SJW taint around him. He seems quite content being in his insular autist world living out his dreams of being a shit Doctor Who knock off. At least Linkara has most of the time the self-awareness to not let his sperginess infect all of his works. I don't think he has no charisma I think Linkara is just a very old school spergy nerd who simply can't help himself. Its a shame as he actually puts in the work but cant escape his nature.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8BsHIFHsJQ

Linkara's at his best when his research and knowledge of comic book history shine through.

>>82218137
Doug isn't actually nerdy in the slightest. He'd almost be a normie if not for being a slight autist abetted by mega autists.

>>82245950
That's accurate though.

>>82247785
>Linkara's at his best when his research and knowledge of comic book history shine through.
Linkara doesn't really know shit about comics. Well, he knows a bit about capeshit but that's it. He didn't start regularly reading comics until he started doing reviews and he only cares about capeshit. He loves to whine about how the comic book industry is shit right now but he refuses to break away from the mainstream and look into indie comics/non-capeshit comics. He's a lot like those pseudo-filmbuffs who claim to love cinema but only watch Hollywood blockbusters.

>>82234654
Yeah but if someone started talking about him and you went "who?" People will treat like an idiot. He was major director behind Animal House and Blues Brothers.
Usually if you're in the field of something, you should know a lot about it and the people in it.

>>82247955
He's a DC fanboy at heart

Comics is a broad field anyway when you say indie comics are we talking normie shit like Image and Dark Horse or are we talking Robert Crumb and Charles Burns?

Top kek if Linkara ever reviewed a Robert Crumb comic it would blow his mind

>>82224807
Nigga I wanna tap dat! >82234568