The phone call that saved kung fu

>>82207205
Who is he?

>>82207205
can I get a quick rundown?

>>82207262
fungdown*

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>>82207309

>>82207205
>Rothschilds bow to Bog-Zae-Dao
>In contact with North Koreans
>Possess ant-like abilities
>Control Taiwan with an iron but fair fist
>Own sweatshops & Panda Express' globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first Chinese cities in North Korea (Bongzaechao will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of counterfeit item research facilities on Earth
>First true designer knock offs will in all likelihood be Bog-Zae-Dao garments
>said to have 100+ IQ, such intelligence in China has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Hong Kong
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented counterfeit progress with him
>he owns Smog R&D labs around the world -You likely have Bog-Zae-Smog inside you right now
>Bog-Zae-Dao is in regular communication with the Americans Trump and Pence, forwarding the word of Jinping to the U.S. DoF. Who do you think set up the meeting between Trump & Xi Jinping? (First meeting between the two countries in over 1000 years) and arranged the US leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bog-Zae-Dao bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent AAVE in under a week
>Nation states entrust their pollution reserves with him. There's no smog in Japan, only Bog-Zae-Smog.
>he is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know his ultimate are plans yet. We hope he's a benevolent being.

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>>82207309

>>82207635
I'm speechless.

You are truly the spiciest memelord on 4chan right now.

>>82207635
Underrated post and I really mean It this time

What is this hairstyle called?

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>>82207635
include me in the screencap

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>>82207635
>>82207635