.

>>82199306
I love the sequel where he returns all scarred up and with a sword made of dinobones

BUT WHY

>>82199420
To fight the horror beyond the mountains

>>82199420
Nobody knows, there's was a theory going on how the magpole fucks their brains but nothing came outta that

>>82199420
Because no one else would.

>>82199306
they should put a tracker+bodycam on one

see where it goes

>>82200709
kek

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>>82199306

That doc was pretty good, pity he didn't explore the town a bit more

>>82199306
The real question is why didnt they follow it?

>But why?
>...
>(Penguin stops, turns and faces the camera)

Fucking Kino

>>82199306
really hits home

>>82199420
It's just a stupid fucking bird it doesn't think that's why

Stop projecting your numale angst onto it

>tfw you are the penguin
>tfw there's no penguin wojak/pepe variation to express your feels

>>82199420
came here to post this

>>82200799
/our guy/

>>82200799
>>82201050

The penguin is obviously afraid of humans and the camera.

Think about it, how would you react to the presence of some super complex alien with tech that you cant even comprehend. To an enlightened penguin, this would be terrifying.

>>82200715
but you wouldnt want to see the cosmic horror he did battle with

>>82199550
CTHULHU IM COMING FOR YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!! REEEEEEEEE

>>82200799
did he make it?

>>82200799
FLY YOU FOOLS

>>82200799
What's this from

>>82202337
lord of the rings

>>82202261
That wasn't funny.
Don't post here ever again.

>>82202337
i don't remember that being wide open planes of ice like that in lotr, just the mountains

are you trying to trick me?

>>82200799
>"but why"
>penguin stops and turns around, one last look into the camera

Spoopy

Hey guys what if the penguin just thought he saw something,realised it was nothing and then waddled back to the colony?

>>82202337
Happy Feet 3: The Quickening

>>82201148
they're far as fuck away sitting among rocks and shit on a mountain. plus they interact with people semi-regularly. Some penguins are just deranged.

>>82199420

He was a boy penguin trapped in a girl penguins body, and penguins have no corrective surgery

>>82201148
Penguins arent scared of humans. My grandpa was in the navy and went to antartica where theyd sit in foldout chairs in the ice and feed penguins beer.

Penguins are bro tier birds.

>>82199420
He knew of the infinite secrets buried underneath the mountains

>>82200799
>Turns back to the camera
"Tell the future generations of my sacrifice"

>>82202337
herzog

>>82203319
"tell my wifes son i love him"

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>>82199420
He was searching his waifu

>>82199420
The eagles were too proud to give him a ride

>>82203662
Are penguins autistic?

>>82202785
That sounds fucking amazing.

>>82203662
>>82203727
/ourguys/

>>82202785
>You will never share a beer with a penguin
why live?

Just like my direction in life.

>>82199420
>HMM
>I WONDER WHAT'S OVER THERE
>NOBODY EVER GOES OVER THERE
>FISH??
>FISHIES??
>FISHIES FOR ME??
>YES EXCELLENT IDEA
>I WILL GO GET THE FISHIES
>IN THE MOUNTAIN

implying pioneering is a purely human trait.

>>82203662
So is there any less-crazy reason for this other than the penguin literally had a waifu?

>>82204674
every tribe has an explorer.

penguin probably got it into his head that there might b something good in that direction and decided to go find out.

How can a penguin be so deep?

Do you think he's arrived by now?