cringe thread

because it was funny

how can black guys even compete?

>>82196634
Mark my words, Garrett will end up being a better man than us cowards that hide behind our keyboards and do nothing.

>>82196634
It's okay to shame males.

But just remember, the world hates women, just hates them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n70spmBHZU
>I will use all the dating tips I got on /tv/

>>82196697
He's probably 20 something now with never having his dick in a pussy
He should give up hope

>>82196697

Of course he will. He makes an effort and still has hope for life in general. Probably doesn't post /pol/shit and blacked memes while beating off to tranny porn for half his day either.

>>82196764
>>82196634
>>82196697
He has a gf now. The reason he thought it was a good idea was because they were friends.

My biggest problem with all of this is that he's just not a very good dancer.

>Women giving boys advice on how to approach girls
>scripted "reality" tv situations

He turned out alright, unlike the people on this site

>>82196764
He'll probably get a good job and have a nice family. We just want him to fail because misery loves company.

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please stop reminding me of this video

>>82196896
Do it faggot

>>82196746
what the fuck man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCmclI4VIEU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VaaM9tGngQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

serious question how do people even date in the real world

i don't even get it, how do people meet and develop relationships

>>82196697
every
fucking
thread


you are aware people can use a computer and also not be basement dwellers right?

>>82196697
He's a fucking pathetic loser dating an ugly loser. Fuck off, Garret.

I really wish some people would help me force this video. Please just watch the entire video to embrace the potential for shitty memes, and it becomes actually /tv/ related in the last three seconds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kluVESIHI70

>>82197001
They leave their house for one thing. You're supposed to develop friendships and relationships when you're in college or at work.

>>82196896
Did you end your message with "pls respond"?

Keep pestering her, dude

Chicks love that

>>82197007
Yes but those aren't the people making these threads. See >>82196866

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMwGNRWBh9A

they say only tibetan monks who have trained for 40 years of endurance can make it all the way to the end of this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmSe0-btfD8
Bill Nye related, I'm completely 50/50 on whether or not this video was made sincerely.

>>82197076
>everyone who posts on 4chan is a le pathetic loser neckbeard xd. I heard from le r/4 chan !

>>82196634
>some fully grown man had to awkwardly film all those underage girls dancing

>>82196746
Is this staged? It has to be.

>>82197123
Nope. Just the people in this thread. And I'm not excluding myself. I wish I had the courage to do what Garrett did but I'm a meek beta faggot.

>>82197045
everyone I work with is 20 years older than me and married with kids

I had friends in college and met a few girls like that but they fizzled out after graduation

are those seriously the only two options? Work or school?

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>>82196634
>"i like sports"
>misses the shot immediately after

i lose every time

seriously though alexa is hot af

>>82197215
Once you finish college, work is pretty much it unless you want to try online dating.

>>82196634
>the way she curves him

this video is gold

>>82196634
he went for the kiss but got 2 hugs and a thumbs up.

>>82196634
because they knew it would be funny and they could exploit him.

>>82197307
>that horribly missed soccer kick

The editor that left that in the final cut is just mean.

>>82196746
That wasn't cringe, that was just good fun

>>82196764
He's most likely still at college. That video came out in 2014 I think.

>>82196697
>>82196788
expect he embarrassed himself for the rest of his life.
he clearly has no self awareness which is a dangerous thing, he has no grip on reality. most people here know what failures they are. while this dude will go through life naive thinking girls love his dancing and fancy fedora.

>>82196634
Aw that so sweet and women hate sweet they like rought and tough and asshole mixed together too bad :)

>>82197213
If you seriously admire that beta fedora tipper you should an hero.

>>82197213

What he has is a lack of self-awareness. That's not courage.

>>82197460
>>82197476
You guys are picking on what was a naive high school kid at the time. Damn, how about you take a look at your yearbooks. I doubt you were popular, athletic Chads.

>>82196746
I'd totally hang out with this weirdo.

>>82197532
Hindsight is 20/20. Garrett was probably only like 16 when that video was shot.

>>82197544
It male instinct to shittalk guys who fail at getting women , why do you think male virgins are laughed at so much?

>>82197544
It's pretty weird, I can't imagine why they would be jealous of Garrett. Although I'm sure he has had plenty of girls tell him that the video was sweet.

>>82197460

which is a good thing since he'll stay naive and not miserable

>>82197585
>16
He looks 13

>>82197585

It doesn't matter. Any 16 year old with a firm grip on reality could tell that it was an awful idea.

>>82197544
maybe not. but there's no way in hell i would do some shitty dance for some hot girl in my fedora and put it on the internet for the world to see.
why did no one stop this kid? they knew this shit was embarrassing and would haunt him forever, but no one said anything. cruel fuckers.

>>82197585
>>82197626
>>82197628
He says he's 13.

Still, it's incredibly autistic. However, he probably felt confident since they were friends.

>>82197646
he didnt just put it on the internet, he let shari's berries try to sell valentines day gifts with the video.

he probably got paid a few grand, so at least there's that.

>>82197213
Stop projecting your own shortcomings onto other posters. Some of us just find these videos funny.

>>82197544
There's a difference between tryign and failing and just not trying at all. He was wearing a fucking fedora for christ sake.

>>82197608
true. blissful ignorance can be a good thing if he's happy i guess.
but he must know about the video and all the comments.

>>82197653
13 is so young. Yeah it's a cringey video but come on. You can't pick on him too much for that. I hope he doesn't grow up to be a cynical asshole like some of the people in this thread.

>>82197653
The fact he approached multiple girls is good though.

>>82196697
>stop being self aware! you should just try! :D
The sooner you realize that us neckbeards don't have a place in this society the better. "Just trying" and "just being yourself" is a meme, and it's directed at people who already fit in, not socialy awkward betas.

>>82197675
but he must have known it was going to put on youtube for everyone to see. did he seriously think he was impressive or what?

why are they always wearing a fedora

fucking hell

>>82197646
>why did no one stop this kid?
Lol this faggot thinks girls will stop someone from making a fool of themselves.

She is engaged to a rich black dude now

>>82196697
>Implying my name isn't literally Chad
>Implying a don't have a hit gf
>Implying she isn't a huge pain in my ass.

>>82197776
No she isn't but she is dating a stereotypical turbo Chad.

>>82197727
It really is.

>>82197723
I agree. We all fuck up sometimes. Maybe not at Garrett's level, and hopefully not for the whole world to see, but we all do cringey shit at that age.

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>>82196634
HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>82197731
I recently met a really likable and cute tumblr girl who is essentially a neckbeard. As long as you can tolerate women I'm sure there is a way you can find local girls who are "neckbeards" and aren't gross.

>>82197544
I dressed like punk, and was part of nearly most cliques, talked to tons of girls, and went to many girls houses and them to mine.
And then high school ended and I became a loser lol

>>82196697

What makes you think this?

>>82197776
I'm pretty sure she's dating a football player who got a full-ride scholarship to Duke to play Quarterback

>>82197776

why are you lying on the internet

>>82197739
more than just youtube, it was a commercial on tv.

I think he was happy to get two hugs and a thumbs up from alexa or whatever her name was
.

>>82197776
no, she's banging a different dude every weekend at college.

someone post her instagram

>>82197861
It wasn't a commercial for television. It was on the Sherri's Berries website and their YouTube page.

>>82197776
Good for her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn_0_ro04uI

And this is why you never ever do anything with autists but avoid them. This is also why it's a good idea for girls not to pity sex or pity kiss guys. And in general it reminds me to never take a fedora stance on the women issue because majority of guys are fucking retards.

IM DA JOKAH BAYBEEEEE

>>82197776
She bangs the Black dude but she gets Garret to pay for her.

>>82197092
This isnt legit though, unlike that one fat kid who creeped that girl out

>>82198018
Douge thought it was a funny skit. It is legit.

>>82196726
shame on you

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>>82196697
He's pretty cute now

>>82196634
lmao at everyone (including the girl) trying their hardest to pretend what that autistic beta faggot was doing was awesome and praise worthy... i really fucking hate this type of shit as it only encourages more unaware betas to do the same

btw that girl, 13 or not, was way over his league like way over... she could be dating a 16-17 yo chad easily since she was a 7-8/10

>>82198018
She was acting in the scene with him. I know someone always posts the "My Joker Performance" video in these threads but it's honestly not even that bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0B7Z3JERdk

>>82196969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRYohU7sSdQ

What the fuck

>>82198146

hey this is actually pretty good, not cringe at all

>>82196746
>written by Quentin Tarantino

>>82197123
>REDDITOR CAN'T MAKE FUN OF HIMSELF
LOOL

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>>82196634
Why the hat though.

>>82198127
holy shit is that really him?

>>82196746
Every line in this is quotable.

>>82198136
>7/10
First time seeing a girl champ?

>>82196634
>"that was so nice! that was the cutest thing i've ever seen"

reading in between the lines:

>"wow look at this inferior beta male, i don't see him as a potential sexual partner, i also don't respect him as a man either"

>>82198211
no.

>>82198136
That is of course exactly what she did. I'm surprised no one has posted a link to her Instagram yet. Anyway, she's dating a Chad quarterback to no one's surprise.

>>82196634

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_hBnSkQZCQ

>>82198296
Oliver Reed is based

her instagram
https://www.instagram.com/_alexablair/?hl=en

>>82198252
she has a nice facial structure, nice eyes and good hair, her skin is also very nice. she's objectively speaking at least a 7/10 for her age

but maybe not in your internet standards, right?

>>82196634
Jesus christ you people are retarded, maybe alexa has some little bit of decency and is a nice girl, maybe she just doesn't want to kiss him on national television. She definitely was flattered by his affection.
After that show these two probably spend another year or so together in that class.
And also they are teens, that's the time where holding hand with someone for two weeks counts as a relationship.

>>82198339
See loads of girls that looked like her in the mall back when I was a teen.

>>82198344
Just for the record, it wasn't national television. It was just an internet promotional thing.

>>82198368
yea, and the best you probably got from them was two hugs and a thumbs up.

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>>82198268
Yes he is.
This is her now

>>82198296

> SHOUT AWAY BIG TITS!

>>82198339
Nigger she is literally no different than any other girl. Go to a college campus and women like her are a dime a dozen. The fact that she dances is the only thing that offsets her from the rest of the female species who only exist just to look pretty.

>>82197001
You find a girl that is good looking enough to fuck and not annoying enough to leave. Love and shit is fleeting. You may feel it for the first year or two but after that you're just a provider and she's just a masturbation tool.

>Inb4 hurr durr you just haven't found the right person
Anyone who says that hasn't been in the relationship for 3+ years or they found a fucking unicorn.

>>82198344
lmao Garrett going full damage control

>>82198446
I know I posted her instagram.

>>82198457
Fucking newfag. She has a scar. Only that anon can see her true beauty.

>>82198457
so what would you give her a 5? garrett would be probably be a 2/10 then.

>>82198446
>dang Garrett grew tall
lmao Garrett probably wanking off to this pic

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>>82198446
I should've practiced throwing the ball back in school instead of playing san andreas and laughing when big smoke told me to follow the train.
Her tummy cancer scar is cute btw, look it up.

>>82198513
>she has a scar

You do know I literally said she is not like other girls because she actually has a hobby that from what I have seen very little of she seems to be passionate about.

>>82198457
she is also a cancer survivor. probably is a genuinely good person who felt bad when that garrett kid danced for her.

s..stop posting this

>>82198296

Are there any actors as unrestrained as this left?

>>82197001
you get friends and stuff at school. sometimes you keep them friends past school.

you then hang with these friends, either at parties, or concerts, anything really, were other people are. you then naturally communicate with these people as you're usually in close proximity, and sometimes (not all the time) you talk longer with them and gain a friendship.

then there's work related stuff.

fun little story

>go to new job
>in a factory
>have a 'partner' i work with
>after a week or so we end up going to lunch together
>everytime i'd be anxious as fuck and dreading lunch time
>not because i don't like him, just because i'm not someone who really enjoys company
>but i struggle on
>other guy starts talking to me
>starts talking about going to the pub after work sometime next week with a few others
>say sure
>quit next monday because i couldn't stomach going to pub with these guys
>again, they were cool people, just don't like new people and socialising

not a cool story in retrospect, but it's incredibly easy to gain friends in a working environment.

>>82196697
I've seen a more recent screenshot of his instagram and he's literally being bro-zoned by some female friend in the comments.

>>82198608
she probably laughed about it afterwards with her girlfriends and chad.

Just an excuse to post this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3PP_SWHUQQ

>>82198344
>decency
>women

Haha get a load of this guy!

>>82198687
right, you can see the rest of the class laughing at him in the video.

he hopefully is laughing about it now.

>>82198707
Kek. Norm trolling Barbara Walters never gets old.

>>82197001
get a job go to school or something.
meet girl. talk to girl. develop relationship like friendship with a guy but girl. ask girl to out one day. she says yes there you go. she's say no okay move on.

that's about it assuming you leave the house.

>>82198146
>>82198170

why do people post this meme?
is getting one or two lukewarm replies part of your plan?

>>82198457
well let's be straighforward about it she's very attractive but not all girls are, period.

now if you wanna get autistic about this rating shit then we would have to create a proper scale to objectively define what is a 7/10, but this is way too autistic even for me.

what i meant previously by saying she was at least a 7/10 was that she's very attractive that's it, the most out of all the girls in that dancing room i'd say.

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wew

>>82198253
four words dude
>what a nutless faggot

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this >>82196697
What most people here don't understand is that while we obsess over this video of a kid at a stupid dance, Garrett doesn't give a fuck. He has likely forgotten or to him it is akin to an awkward family video of him throwing a tantrum in a nappy when he was 2.

In the end we defeat ourselves. We blow similar events in our lives out of proportion while normies like him press on, they learn, they improve, they don't make the mistake again.

I wouldn't quite call it cowardice, more like apathy or laziness, maybe our shit was fucked up by mental illness or whatever, but it is a core truth that we never had to let it be that way.

>>82198876
me on the lest

>>82198575
we all wish we had been redpilled earlier. if i could go back i'd start lifting and focusing on sports just as much as classes, would have given up the mmorpgs as well

didnt she have some horrible scars on her chest or something?

>>82198876
SHE CAN'T GET AWAY WITH IT

>>82198876

wtf that guy is not even good looking. is height is the only thing he has going for him

>>82198876
DELET REEEEEEEEE

>>82198904
We are the way we are. and nothing could have ever changed it.

>>82198967
hes better looking than she is

>>82198876

DELETE THIS MOTHER FUCKER

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>>82198967
>>82198963
>>82198979

>>82196634
not even one picture of her with garrett on her instagram.

>>82197731
Everyday I see men who are less attractive AND more autistic than me dating women (most of whom aren't exactly attractive either, but they're still women nonetheless). The losers who aren't self aware are way better off than us because they at least have the balls to try, and they end up succeeding.

>>82199032

lmao those arms

>>82199032
is that garrett on the left with the hat?

>>82199032
Man I got bigger biceps than this guy

>>82199032
ayy can't throw to far with those hands

>>82196697
I had sex LAST NIGHT bro. My dick smells weird as fuck

27 year old virgin here.

who can beat me? just 3 more years to go

>>82199101
yea, he's a kid.

>>82199085
kek probably hovering around

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More of Garrett

>>82196634
so did anyone find out who that girl is?

>>82199032
God I wish I was tall.

>>82199140
29

>>82199146
How the fuck would you read this?

>>82199146
Good for him. He ditched the glasses and fedora. Looks fit too.

>>82197808
>Chad
Fucking hate Australians

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>>82199146

>smee

>>82199146
What an ugly loser.

>>82199146
prom would be taco hell if you didn't go with s(me)e

still autistic i see.

>>82196697
Yea he will, even though he is cringy and weird he has that blind confidence that eventually gets girls.


He's Mclovin.

>>82199208
At least he outgrew the trilby/fedora phase.

>>82196634
this girl is probably in high school by now getting railed by chads

>>82199146
oh my god he went from fedora cringe to popular cringe.

>>82198930
Yeah it's even more fucked up when you actually did sports earlier in your life but stopped in your teens.
I actually got a small enough sample of redpilling to want to get back into it on my last year but i was too out of shape and had already too much shit on my plate with exams.

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>>82199146

what the fuck does it say

Someone post that fucking foam video.
I know one of you chucklefucks has it.

>>82199166
Me too. It's not fair.

>>82197033
no faggot

>>82198967
he resembles jake gyllenhaal bro

>>82199244
Exactly. Meanwhile we're a bunch of a fags with no self confidence because we're too "redpilled".

>>82199232
except "promposals" like that are cool now.

>>82199203
>while the plane was crashing part of it tore open a hole into another universe
>the plane wing fell into Donnie Darko's
>Smee fell into GoT's
deep lore

>>82199032
Poor Garrett how is he supposed to compete

>>82196634
>the girl at the end who was laughing so hard she was crying

>>82199272
Hi Garrett

>>82199250
her instagram has been posted in this thread.

youre pretty much right.

>>82199203
what's his endgame

>>82199141
>LMAO roasted!!!

He's an athlete you dingus, he is suppose to have muscle mass.

Which he doesn't.

>>82199032
>that look in her eyes

JFC JDIMSA

>>82199208
He looks cute imo

How is this /tv/ - Television & Film and news related stuff on fox, cnn, msnbc, etc not?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5vA-GQHvSA


things are exactly how we see them

>>82199272
HA HA HA HA HA

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>>82196746
>Nice. [TRANSLATION: Sharp knees. 2/10 would not bank.]

>>82199146
They look like the sort of kinda dorky but nice kids. Not as popular as Chads but their group is big enough for them to not feel like social rejects.

>>82199336
You can tell the dude is all lean muscle with super low body fat. By the time he's out of high school he'll probably be ripped as fuck.

>>82199281
I have no self confidence because i've been berrated by everyone i've ever met, not because I took the redpill.

>>82198146

Kino performance. I would put this up with the best performances from the likes of Rush and Yes.

>>82199402
>By the time he's out of high school he'll probably be ripped as fuck.

That is not how it works anon

how do you feel, that shes dating this chad?

isnt it weird how you can judge people so strongly, and usually be correct? anyone else a little disturbed by this? what say you, /tv/?

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>>82198653
>fun little story
>it's an "anon has crushing social anxiety and it's ruining his life" episode
Anon, I..

1) At least he puts himself out there.

2) The girl has a fucked up torso scar from cancer surgery. The dude dodged a bullet.

3) The guy only embarrasses himself because the girl gets wet for Chads. This doesn't exactly make her look good either.

>>82199482
not disturbing at all. I like predictability, it saves time.

>>82199453
You kidding me? I'd kill for that body type. At that age all he needs to do is eat more and his gains will be insane.

>>82199140
step 1: get tinder pro
step 2: get drunk
step 3: boost your profile
step 4: make your ABOUT ME say "I'm fun and well equipped."
step 5: swipe right on everyone.
step 6: be funny and overt and confident about trying to fuck to anyone that swipes right.
step 7: go get drunk with one of the crazy ones and do fuck stuff.

did it yesterday and I'm literally autistic and I've got a disgusting shitty hobo beard

Shit dude have your tinder profile say you're a virgin. Someone will fuck you for the sport of it.

>>82199482
Lets be honest. If I were a cute girl I'd be getting dicked by a cute Chad.

>>82199555
>tinder pro
what is this?

>>82199482

thats a really easy call to make

>hot popular girl dates hot popular guy

wow amazing

>>82197001
Last week, me and my friend were sitting at a bar + 2 girls had to push past us to get served. I jokingly act indignant, 1 of them says she likes my beard. I thought about leaving it, instead started joking, asked where they were from, went out for a cigarette with them. She's coming over to mine next week.
The 1st conversation's are always cringe-worthy as fuck, but generally you know if some1's interested within a minute. Then you just converse until you're comfortable enough to kiss.
Helps if you have/ have had a shitty job, though. The more you're used to dealing with the public with a smile, the more you'll be able to converse with people who hate you/ have no interest/ want a fight without losing it on them. Smile, take an interest in them, bail at the 1st sign of contempt/ disinterest/ anger

>>82199560
This. Do any of you honestly expect any different. If you looked like that Chad would you go for this girl >>82199146?

>>82199555
dont you need a facebook for tinder?

>>82199537
>I'd kill for that body type.

Anyone can get thin and fit anon, don't sell yourself short.

>>82199491
>belly scar

Thats actually not bad. Girls with scars are qt

>>82199575
I know what youre saying man, but isnt it a little weird this sort of dynamic is so perpetuated? Im happy hot people are enjoying each others company, i just am a little repulsed by it

>>82199482
Not really. stereotypes exist for a reason. they are usually based off recurring events.

>>82199630
does that include liver scars?

>>82199560
i dont know man..i just had a little more faith in people. know what i mean?

>>82199630
Yeah but I can't make myself 6' plus like that guy and have a nice long, lean torso.

>>82196678
Alright, that was pretty funny.

>>82199660
Thats where I draw the line senpai

>>82199537
>muh gains
Anything above toned looks like shit.
t. fag

>>82199654
isnt that a little depressing though?

Dont they know? Dont they know theyre like, you know, a walking stereotype?

>>82199633
Keep in mind that these are high school kids we're talking about here. They were only 13 when that video came out in 2014.

>>82199674
Chads don't necessarily have to be assholes you know.

>>82199727

do you think he cares when he's pounding her sweet little ass?

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>>82199482
>>82199633
Look up who Cate Blanchett is married to. And Christina Hendricks.
I know what you mean though, or are trying to say. That's just how it is in general. Key here is "in general".

>>82199555
did you just meet up at her place to fuck

>>82199727
Im not sure. since im not a chad, you have to remember they probably have a completely different outlook on life compared to us.

like isnt it a little strange how shallow women are?
trying to avoid sounding full r9k, im in a happy relationship, i know not all women/men are roasties/chads but fuck, when you see it, its just so strange. They are living in a different world, playing a totally different game - and they don't seem to be handicapped in life by it at all, in fact it seems to benefit them

>>82196969
Kek DoubleSwee

>>82199140
26 here but i'm ugly manlet and balding.. you're small fry

>>82199689
>I can't make myself 6'

You dont have to. The manlet meme only exist because manlets have no confidence in themselves because of thier height. Learn to accept yourself and not use it as a crutch for women not liking you. Females are shallow as fuck but height is way way wayyyy overmemed on this site.

>in b4
>t. manlet

Nope. But I have manlet friends who are very sucsseful

>>82199750
yeah but going by this stereotype rule, they probably are. I know plenty of asshole self-obsessed chads who just lurk instagram/tinder all day.

>>82199572
tinder is free but you have to give them like $10 to get unlimited swipes and boost your profile's exposure and change the area you're looking in. If I ever go to New Zealand I'm good to go.

I'd say its a racket but now I have an insane qt fuck buddy.
>>82199622
you can connect your fb and insta to tinder if you want. it tells you if they have any mutual fb friends if you're connected.

>>82199800
But in what world would she date Garrett? it's not shallow, he's ugly and has no grip on reality.

>>82199760
I guess those exceptions are reassuring. Again, I just can't imagine what that must be like (being born in such a privileged caste)

>>82196746
>23 and i want to fuck a milf
WHAT A SHOCK. LITERALLY EVERY BREATHING MALE

>>82199244
>le cocky guys get puss meme

I unironically had "blind confidence" until my mid-twenties and was a virgin throughout that entire period.

Then I hit rock bottom, got a more down to earth and actually started being nice to people around me and instantly got a qt.

Don't believe the memes. Be nice to people.

>>82199800

how is the girl shallow here? shes way out of this dorks league

>>82199555
let's say i get a match... how do i go from there? where do we meet? i live with my parents and don't have a car (embarrasing i know), how will i fuck her? what do i make small talk about? i literally don't care about her i just want to get my dick wet.

>>82199869
what if I dont have pictures of myself.

>>82199884
>(being born in such a privileged caste)
It's not like being born with a nice face and height suddenly makes you a Chad. Attractive people can still be depressed pieces of shit etc.

>>82197001
Here's how I've met every one of my GFs that I've had over the course of my lifetime:
1. Through mutual friends
2. Through mutual friends
3. Through mutual friends
4. Facebook
5. Through mutual friends
6. Tumblr
7. Through mutual friends
8. Through mutual friends

Networking really is what makes the world go around, unfortunately.

>>82199907
Exactly. This isn't a high school movie where she realizes the nerd was the one for her all along. I bet the football Chad she's dating is a perfectly nice dude.

>>82199733
absolutely. But I see this sort of thing all of the time. Nothing wrong with it! Just a little strange and discouraging. Granted, I work in southern california, but still.

>>82199880
To be fair we are talking about 13 year olds here. Their relationships are radicly different from adult ones.

>>82199800
How is not wanting to date Garrett shallow

He has no redeemable qualities.

>>82199784
met at some random bar. Got drunk with her and we bonded over some random old drunk guy being weird. Then, again she's crazy, we went to her ex-boyfriend's house who is out of town or something and did sex stuff all over his furniture.

9/11 will do again

>>82196634
You guys do realize that Garrett actually has a gf now, right? His life is better than the majority of you fucks on /tv/

>>82196678

underrated

>>82199907
>>82199945
I totally get what you're saying. I guess I'm using this girl as a model for the current dating scene. I can't emphasize enough, I'm lucky enough to be in a happy mutual relationship. It just boggles my mind how shallow people are in general!

>>82199930
>attractive people can still be depressed pieces of shit
this. the most popular kid in my high school, state champion in wrestling, got loads of chicks and was friendly to everyone, wound up killing himself junior year because everyone just assumed he wasnt depressed because he was popular despite obvious warning signs. they named a law after him in new york.

>>82199955
Garrett has plenty of good qualities. At least he's actually involved in extracurricular activities that he enjoys and probably gets good grades.

>>82197997
>this is why women are afraid to walk alone

>>82199951
she will date attractive dudes no matter what. that's how it works.

>>82199930
Right. Im specifically referring to chads - people who were given a lot in life and don't think twice about it. That's a totally different outlook on the world my man. I don't think most of us can imagine what that's like. I think most of us have had our self esteem crushed and have slowly built it back up as an older adolescent/young adult. They're innocent in a way! (chads)

>>82200019
Had something similar happen at my school actually. You can't just assume that attractive people are naturally happy.

>Garrett
>dweeb
>sucks at dancing
>sucks at sports
>isn't funny
>isn't fun to be around
>isn't really very warm or kind
>isn't exceptionally brilliant or smart
>dweeb again
>no sense of style or self-worth

being a dweeb doesn't make you a good/smart/cool/funny person on the inside.
also I'm sure Garrett could have gotten any of the below 5s in that dance class, but he had to go for the cream of the crop (who has no discernible redeemable qualities besides her looks) because he too is shallow and look-obsessed.

>>82199884
>(being born in such a privileged caste)
Thats not really how life works anon. I am actually a pretty decent looking dude could post pic of myself but eh but I am a fucking LOSER. All my life I was expected to be this jockey stereotype and when I didnt meet it I was flayed alive by everyone I met. But looking at me you wouldn't know that and would think i'm privildged or some shit.

>>82199939
>Through mutual friends

but what the fuck does that mean. did they just set you up on dates with these people?

>>82196746
goddamn the host was a cutie

>>82196746
LITERALLY me

>>82199955
maybe this is specific video is a bad example. I'm talking in generalities.

>>82196746
he looks like a greasy male pornstar

>>82200019
>named a law after him

Yeah I'm sure that's how he wanted to be remembered. A bit insensitive, eh?

>>82200075
Damn man, you don't know most of that stuff about him. Don't be mean. He was a fucking ninth grader in that video. Of course he's going to have a crush on the class hottie.

259 replies by only 75 posters

really makes you think

>>82200074
You can't but bro being showered with approval, love, attention, praise, does a lot for you.
For every 1 chad that kills himself there are 100 Garrets, know what I'm saying?

>>82200044
Of course, but a 20 something year old Garret who has his life together and doesnt dress like a athiest pony fucker could be attractive to some women.

But as he is now, awkwardly dacing and handing out chocolates, poor kid doesnt even have a dog in the fight.

>>82197001
fuck you alien

>>82200160

wow

its like people having a conversation and not just posting a single meme then fucking off

>>82200078
I know what you're getting at, but you still had a lot of advantages over others! Think of the fat manlet with tons of acne, and how they must feel going through life every day etc.

>>82199919
get your shit together.
>>82199913
>how do i go from there? where do we meet?
bars typically. Let them choose where to go.
>how will i fuck her?
with your dick generally.
>what do i make small talk about?
idk man. We talked about sociopaths and conmen and how astrology is bullshit and messed with some drunk vet who was being weird while drinking a bunch.
>i literally don't care about her i just want to get my dick wet.
that's what most people on tinder are looking for.

>>82200071
You don't think they think twice? Obviously there's some who a total cunts, but think about how us in the 1st world who are even middle class don't even consider how lucky we are compared to 2nd and 3rd world countries. For these "Chads" it's a similar situation. For some, again.
> think most of us have had our self esteem crushed and have slowly built it back up as an older adolescent/young adult. They're innocent in a way! (chads)
You ever stop and think how these people might constantly be questioning whether the friends they got or the relationships they have are because the other people genuinely like them or it's just because of their looks and/or wealth? Same shit, man.
Things could always be worse.

>>82200081
No. Many of them were my friend's gfs friends, some were their coworkers, some were people they had classes or clubs with back when I was still in high school/college, one of them was an ex of another friend.

>>82199674
Then why do you want cute girl? Just go for ugly girls, what matters is inside bro ;)

>>82200209
You gotta be a woman, right?

>>82200123
I think it was his parents trying to use his story to convince people to take the external warning signs of depression seriously even if it's someone people think is too cool for suicide.

>>82200160
Seems about right. So what?

>>82200160
??? fuck off people are talking asshole

>>82200081
Sort of. You just interconnect with a shit load of people that way. And if so and so is friends with you it gives you more advocation.
>>82200160
>HOW DARE PEOPLE HAVE DISCUSSIONS

>>82200180
The video is from three years ago. You can change a lot in that timeframe when you're that young. He's only 16/17 now.

>>82198930
I was "redpilled", but I couldn't take it seriously in and amongst all the other bullshit I was being fed.

>>82196746
Good god Holland

>>82200044
>>82200180
I think this rule is generally a little bit more accurate for women. "roasties" will generally only date men that are conventionally attractive/masculine. But who would want to be with a "roastie" anyway?

>>82200160
>having a running discussion and replying to each other is a bad thing
umm.. sweetie... it's on flbreddit where you only post once and hope for upthroats...

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>>82197997
>the shade
>the lighting

>>82198904
>we
>we
>we
Stop projecting.

>>82198930
I like how now "being redpilled" is just "being healthy and normal."

>>82196634
au contrarie im sure people encouraged him to do it because "girls like confidence man :^)"

>>82200211
>You ever stop and think how these people might constantly be questioning whether the friends they got or the relationships they have are because the other people genuinely like them or it's just because of their looks and/or wealth? Same shit, man.
Things could always be worse.

I see your point, but just like I would prefer, if i could choose, to be born in a first world country, I would prefer to be born a "chad". I don't know, shit just seems rigged man. whole world is fucked. you're right, we have it so easy here.

>>82200180
>awkwardly dancing and handing out chocolates
lol

>>82200160
makes me think you're a faggot

>>82200209
>Think of the fat manlet with tons of acne, and how they must feel going through life every day etc.

I had super bad acne in middle school so I get this feel, but my point is some things that you would consider to be an advantage are not.

>example
My dad is loterally named Chad and is a huge one. Now imagine having a father like that and being a huge fuck up loser. My parents literally thought I was gay for half my life until I told them that with how lonely I am, and how many men show interest in me and I havent taken that plunge, then I am not gay.

>>82200233
Cute and ugly are bad descriptors - it's what you're attracted to, know what I mean? That's vital for a relationship

But yeah man women seem to only fuck tall dudes who don't talk much and have sub 120 IQs just sayin

>>82200243
No, 23 male, what makes you say that?

>>82200403
>this guy is good looking
>he must be dumb xD

fuck off normie

>>82200300
what is your definition of roastie? a popular attractive woman?

>>82199975
that sounds fun as fuck no joke... so this is what being a normie feels like..

was she qt?

>>82200359
Yeah it is rigged, you get the cards you're dealt and you gotta play them, no redos.
Are you really certain you would want to have been born as a Chad? Really think about what being a Chad entails, you actually being one. Thinking and acting like one. I would honestly take the life I have now over that, even though I have a lot of shit from my childhood I wish had been different.

>>82200441
The exclamation marks, it's 95% women who post like that. The 5% are trannies.

>>82200380
I'm sorry dude that sounds really difficult.

But back to my main point...Being born tall, confident (as a result of physical attributes lets say) has an ENORMOUS number of advantageous both in seeking women and professional life. The deck is stacked against most men, man. and women for that matter I guess. Would suck to be a hideous woman, but they have makeup

>>82200461
a roastie is an insecure female with an ugly (roastbeef) pussy that overcompensates

>>82200461
Definition of a roastieis something I always chalk up to a women who will fuck on the first date.

Theres obviously many others but that one seems to be the safest.

He's a fucking awful dancer
>mfw I'm a great dancer and can even outnigger anyone at shitty ape "dances"

>>82200403
>But yeah man women seem to only fuck tall dudes who don't talk much and have sub 120 IQs
jesus fuck dude. they definitely don't fuck people that tell themselves shit like this to soothe their own cognitive dissonance.

>>82200380
just take the gay pill bro

>>82200459
not sure why i'm being called a normie my man..we all know what we mean when we use the term 'chad'. I know plenty of naturally good looking dudes that are awesome. I'm not bad looking myself. Its when they have the whole 'chad' package its kind of baffling to me

>>82196969
parkour guy really having a hard time with the chain link fences

>>82200233
This. They act as if they'd go for 3/10 girls if they were nice enough. Everyone knows its bullshit.

>>82200527
In Esther Vilar's book "The Manipulated Man" there's this one part where she writes about ugly woman. It's basically about how if you're born a woman and you're not attractive you're practically worthless. You can do well in a career but people will always find you weird in some way. At least for men you can say that even if you're fuck ugly you can do well in a field etc. and even just work out, get shredded.

>>82200403
And Garret wasnt attracted to her looks? He probably spoke to her two times at best, shes clearly good looking and popular type of girl.

>>82200461
shallow materialistic and promiscuous

>>82200543
inb4 break"dancer"

>>82197033
Not even gonna click. You're an insufferable faggot who is clearly trying to self-promote.

>>82200543
this

he "loves" dance but fucking sucks at it
he "plays" sports but probably just kicks a soccer ball around once a week at an empty net
I know I'm projecting here but Garrett really doesn't have any passion for anything, and only likes Alexa (who judging by her instagram is also a passionless shallow cunt) because of how she looks. That bit about talking to her and getting to know her is nonsense, he just gaslit himself.

>>82200527
I get what you're saying, but you dont understand that being born that way doesnt have it difficulties too. Society has norms and expectations that you have to follow and will roast (kek) you alive if you dont follow them.

Thing is is that most Chads do follow them, which leads us to stuff like this.

>>82200557
Where is my cognitive dissonance?

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>>82196634

This chick only date CHADS

>>82200591
gotta be attracted to them

>>82200686
look at their awful matching sweaters. she dressed him like that so no other girl would want to touch him.

I stole that joke from amy schumer, who stole it from someone else. now you have it.

>>82200670
I hear your point, and I'd like to think it all "evens out" in the way that you're describing, but I just don't feel like thats the case. Some people just get fucked

>>82200466
super qt pixie status with silver hair and a nice thicc ass and good teenager-looking tits even though she was 30.

And yeah I've never done shit like that before. Kind of just did a fake it til you make it thing and followed her lead.

>>82200756
You realize this logic works the other way around too, right

>>82200655
I just want to emphasize again that the poor kid was only 13 when they shot that video. Ease up a bit.

>>82199838
Manlet here. 5'4 manlet even. Happily married to QT my age with hot feet and 8/10 (way "hotter" than me).

>>82200756
But they dont have to be attracted to you?

>>82200823
Absolutely. my point is, men sometimes date "down". women very rarely date "down. This is obviously not supported by any statistics, just general anecdotes and observations

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>>82199203
>that awkwardly cgi'd face

EVERY TIME

You're pathetic. If you want a relationship just be yourself.

>>82199907
>neckbeards still buy into the leagues meme
Just be basic attractive and make up for it with a great personality. That's how I fucked 9s in college.

>>82200865
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>>82199146
Compare to this and you'll know why Garrett never stood a chance in the first place

>>82200878

Nobody is themselves on a date or anywhere.

Everybody has to make an effort in front of people.

The only people who are truly themselves in social situations are autists.

>>82200686
She's like a 7 at best. I don't know why you idiots obsess over a generic blonde girl.

Not to mention that scar in her belly. It looks like someone hit her with a zweihander

>>82200978
Oh he's wealthy...how am I not surprised?

>>82200978
Jesus fuck. I try to be optimistic but goddamn.

>>82200677
you're incepting yourself that the reason you're lonely and nobody fucks you is that you're not tall enough and you're too smart.

I'm 5'10, have gotten IQ results between 130 and 145 on 4 different tests, am an encyclopedic movie nerd and a hobo looking NEET artist. And I get my dick wet.

If I can anyone can.

>>82200978
Just the thought of expending all the energy to get a gf and then do shit like this is exhausting.

>>82200878
>If you want a relationship just be yourself.
>implying this is bad
You sound like an autistic virgin.

>>82198296

MUSHY PEAS

>>82200978
they definitely have already fucked

>>82201022

its really hard to lower your standards when youve been fapping to porn your entire life

>>82201014
>optimistic
you mean naive? it's time to get real and learn how the world works.

>>82200978
Burgers really do this? Writing big signs and posting them on social media on what they've done?

This is so fucking cringey people would laugh so hard here in Denmark if anyone did shit like that.

I got married 8 months ago i've uploaded one profile picture (of me and my friend at my funeral/wedding) and that's it. Why are burgers so vain and feel the need to show off and seek attention. fucking murica

>>82201009
Pandora isn't really expensive. It it was a Tiffany and Co. bag however

>>82201022
>hobo looking NEET artist

FUCK OFF CHAD REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>82200978
>now that i got you some bling! will you be my date!
jesus

>>82200978
this is exactly what I'm talking about - every time you think to yourself 'I shouldn't judge people' shit like this comes along

>>82200978
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>>82201071
your standard is your hand m8. the sensation of a mouth on your dingus is top tier standard. and vaginas are existentially great. Also they have human minds that can be fun and rewarding to interact with.

>>82201022
I'm genuinely not lonely at all. I'm short, but not to the point where it would seriously impact my social life (5'9). I'm not talking about myself, i'm speaking about broad observable trends in the current dating culture.

>>82201136
Most people have no grip on how low and materialistic they are. they don't see the reality of the situation because they just dont care. life is easy.

>>82201242
could you expand upon what you mean by this?
life is easy ? ? ?

>>82200320
Is that her vaCHINA

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>>82200978
Fucking burgers, so embroiled in consumerist shallowness that it has become the new norm.
>I paid you, now let me fuck you
Great idea to spread it all over social media with an unrelenting self-absorbed sense of pride

i feel even less optimistic about people now

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me irl

>>82201212
virgin or just never had a long relationship?

Everyone I know including myself would rather jerk off than have sex.

>>82201372
?????????
NIGGA WHAT SEX ARE YOU HAVING LMFAO

>>82201272
you are good looking and everything is handed to you on a plate day 1. everyone loves you but you don't want to think about why this is because life is easy.

>>82201372
>virgin or just never had a long relationship?
was in a 9ish year relationship.
>Everyone I know including myself would rather jerk off than have sex.
whatever you gotta tell yourself

>>82201371
I'm gay but I wonder what would happen if I turned my profile to straight

>>82201412
Oh dude totally. Its amazing the lack of introspection these people have - but they never seem to pay the price in the end? Am I wrong? I don't know.

>>82201371
Alison? More like 'The Crimson Chin' lmao

>>82201412
>everyone loves you but you don't want to think about why this is because life is easy.
this thread is literal proof that isn't true, attractive people are thought of as being douchebags or "Stacies" and "Chads" etc.

>>82201372
everyone knows a fleshlight is better than the real thing, even better than a bare hand. right guys?

>>82201076
I have Danish friends, you're just a recluse
You're the equivalent of an /r9k/ poster pretending to represent all Americans

>>82201411
>>82201419
Hes actually right, nothing feels better than your own hand... but you feel like shit after.

>>82201470
I sell drugs and I wonder what would happen if I turned my profile to bi.