WATCH IT, MALFOY!

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How does it feel, Harry? When you see Dean with Ginny?

>>82195708
harry and ginny is the shittiest couple

>>82196136
>"I WANT TO SMASH HIS NIGGER FACE IN!"

Genuinely can't fathom how they got away with that.

>>82196309
Seemed like such an asspull. No reason why he shouldn't have been with Hermione

>>82195914
She looks like my sister

>>82196309
Harry fem!Draco makes much more sense, hell they stalk each other as it is.

do you guys think that people would use magic to change their sex and mess around with their buddies?

>>82196309
Only because Ginny was horribly miscast.

>>82196136
did Harry's future wife (and best friend's little sister) actually get with that nigger before Harry?

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>>82196136

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DON'T WATCH one the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises, franchise! each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>82196352
What cut did you watch? He said
>It makes me horny, Hermione. I want to prep him for Ginny, and hold my hand under his wand as he enters her gringott, balls deep.

What happened tumblrina? get bored of spamming 13 reasons why and "reylo" threads

>>82196309
He should have went for Luna, he had way more chemistry with her than his best mate's sister.

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>>82195914

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>>82195708
Fixed version.

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>>82196620
Luna best girl

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>>82196847
>Those kitties.
Unffffff.