What do you think the american hogwarts is like?

>>82194297
poor effort

>>82194297
Full of minorities with no magical abilities who are there just to please affirmative action laws.

>>82194297
this question was widely explored on fanfiction.net in and around 2004.

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Yo, I just checked imdb and I saw this. The fuck?
How, why? Will any of those be based on her books, or are they original scripts?

>>82194297
What do you think Germany Hogwarts is like?

>>82194297
how can hogwarts educate the entirety of the wizarding population of the UK and Ireland? The numbers don't add up, even if there is so few wizards, the class sizes are just way too small but no other British school is ever mentioned or considered

Pokémon was pretty good. Nice to see them finally make Ash older.

>>82194509
Everyone drinks beer and pisses on each other duh!

is the film actually watchable?

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>>82194509
Probably similar to Hogwarts in Saudi Arabia

>>82194633
Yes, but if you are looking for anything even vaguely similar to the original movies you will be very dissapointed. At best you'll get a few namedrops.

>>82194633
No, it has the plot of a modern formulaic Disneyflick combined with the humor and visuals of Looney Tunes, with some dark edgyness thrown in there to remind you that you're watching Harry Pottah

>>82194297
>American fans always imagine the America wizarding world being more modern and not backwards idiots like the English
>turns out their laws about no-majs are even worse and restrictive than england's

>>82194504
and yet no Quidditch Through the Ages movies, a damn shame I say.

>>82194297
staggering rape statistics
rampant rape culture

>>82194297
every once a month bullied students just spray avada kedavra's before killing 10 students and making the news

>>82195230
He said American, not Swedish.

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Like this

>>82194633
For the most part it is, the worst part sadly is Eddie Redmayne's mumbling voice.

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Actually there's a lot of lore about Ilvermorny which is the only(?) American wizarding school, but I'm sure that wasn't the point of the thread you memeing fuck.

>>82195338
Salem Witches' Institute was name-dropped in Goblet of Fire.

>>82195377
it wasn't on JK's wizard school map (the one with Japan and Africa schools) so I think it's just a facility

The students watch movies all day and the quidditch stadium cost $60 million. Every dinner is ended with a "historical and pertinent" Bible verse. Also this >>82195278

>>82195278
#banassaultwands

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>>82195508
>assault wand
Is that like a staff? Or is it more like a multi-wand?

>>82195803
its when they take a bunch of wands and tape them all together so they fire off multiple shots of the same spell.
In England they call em a good ol' faggot attack.

>>82194297
Jews everywhere.

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>>82194384

>>82195886
Super underrated post

>>82194504
They are original scripts which use elements from JK Rowlings book, "Fantastic Beasts and where to find them" which is like an encyclopedia of stuff from the Harry potter world.

>>82194297
>It's a 'weird white kid that doesn't talk to anybody goes on another Avada Kedavra rampage' episode