/bgt/ Britain's Got Talent general

>Pakis and faggotry
ITV was a mistake

>>82191224

First for Amanda definitely does anal on the first date

>>82191261
guess she doesn't

that's alright though, she sucks dick on the first date for sure

>le epic dancing queen xD
>paki poofter
Good start lads

That pool's headed for an acid bath if he isn't careful. Good luck lad

>Hang on I remember you
Oh fuck off

>>82191312
Surprised they didn't get the gold buzzer, not very tolerant of the judges.

I wonder if there's a substanial crossover between /who/ browsers and /bgt/ browsers

>>82191397

Nah. /bgt/ knows their show is shit.

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>Britain's Got Talent

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>>82191224
Link

http://tvcatchup.com/watch/itv

What a fuck ugly baby

Oxymoronic: the show

>Average inner city black group
>something special

I like how they just copy and paste phrases from past shows

Now this looks good

Looks like a young Leigh Francis

she is a big girl

also, i bet she's not from Guinness at all

Vicki a qt

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>World record act

did he just fucking dab

I want to see her credentials

Do people watch this every week? Its fucking terrible

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When will the best act return?

better hold a record a for shit no one cares about

They just had the certificate ready?

>>82191844
Wheres your world record?

>that nigger salute

Pisses me off

>>82191899
not in making balloon shapes

dome-headed fedora-tipping nigger

Terrible already

White woman in a hijab

>shit-tier TV comedy
Was almost hopefully there for a second

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>tempted to steal

>>82191925

Most dicks taken?

>punchline to a joke is literally "I am from Africa"

Haha fuck off, this show is fucking awful if that cotton pickers gets straight in

another gold wasted

BLACKED memay

Ok he's alright but come on

This shit is bread and circus right here. Look at all those worthless mongoloids in the audience.

Has there been a white contestant since the Queen and Philip routine?

>>82192132
Modern Britain mate

>>82192132

Balloon man nigga

>>82192186
Irish people dont count

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Who you voting for on June 8th lads?

>>82192238

They said Brexit and Trump wouldn't happen.

I'm ready for Jez's Big Red Revolution.

This is fucking terrible, holy shit.

>>82192238
Not voting famalam

>working class so cant vote tories on principle
>Jeremy corbyn is a clown
>we got brexit so we dont need ukip
>i fucking hate tim farron

Any other party is a waste of a vote

>>82192238
I live in one of the safest Tory seats in the country so I won't be getting out of bed.

David Walliams is a creepy cunt. Pedo for sure.

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>mandatory muh nerves segment EACH YEAR

That Spotify advert made me horny as fuck.

MILF ALERT

>main show is full ov emotional bullshit and staged crap
>bgmt is 98% filler
I don't know which show is worse

Is the US version better?

>>82192238
That guy

>fake drama

Every time

>>82192400

Why?

What kind of person goes to watch BGT?

>>82192378
Same anon

>>82192392
BGMT is great for Steven alone and Amanda doing fetish shit

Get your fucking politics out of /bgt/

>>82192424
He lives in Islington

>>82192392
Us version is worse

this womyn cant actually sing

so you're all aware

>>82192238

I live in a labour stronghold so no point going really

You guys watching the fight tonight? How?

>>82192483
yes, not saying

>>82192471
t.virgin
I cried after hearing that.

>>82192347

>corbyn is loony/unelectable meme

seriously? vote labour (or whoever is the main opposition to the tories in your area), faggot

>>82192392
Gtmt is OK just for Steven taking the piss out of the contestants

>>82192238
Lib Dems :^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)

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Best chaser coming through

>>82192578
women get wet at the sight of him, and are drenched when he starts talking

Get ready for another nigga getting a gold buzzer

>>82192578

Without a doubt

Close second is the beast.

Absolute fucking worst is the Vixen, how the fuck is she still on the show?

>>82192578
>not the based sinnerman

>>82192550

He's a loony lefty terrorist sympathiser. I'd rather chop off my left bollock than giving him control over our economy and defense.

This dude looks like Lil Yacht with down syndrome

Is it bad that I only recognise this from a Filthy Frank video?

>>82192656
Damn man, i was thinking exactly the same thing

>>82192578
absolute unit

>>82192669
It's bad that you watch Filthy Frank

>einaudi tier piano

PURE EMOTIONAL TALENT

>>82192578
>>82192649
wrong, Mark is clearly the best.

>>82192700
https://youtu.be/vyp2pAbCYQM

Piano isn't even that hard. Why is this considered amazing?

>>82192578
So wrong

>>82192800
piano is the hardest mainstream instrument to play

bar none

>>82192652

>I'd rather chop off my left bollock than giving him control over our economy and defense

I can tell, since that's effectively what you're doing by helping the tories win

how can working class people be so delusional? enjoy getting fucked over because you bought into the anti-corbyn meme

>>82192800
Cuz theyre British

>>82192800
Because he's black

>>82192820

Not at all.

>>82192820
It's like you exist to be wrong.

>>82192831

I'm not working class. I'll happily vote Tory to keep plebs like you poorer and in their place.

>it's a "singer sings but simon stops it because it's 'the wrong song' for her and then 'spontaneously' requests another song that she just so happens to know and proceeds to sing properly" episode

>>82192880
>>82192847

what is then? genuine question. people pick up the guitar pretty easily but piano is, like, 'if you didn't start when you were 2 years old and played for 16 hours every day under the tutelage of a master then you're fucking TRASH'

>>82192920
violin

>>82192887
scum

>>82192920

violin

>>82192902

I've known two people who auditioned. They took multiple tracks with them.

>>82192920

Any string instrument.

T H I C C

>>82192887

it makes sense to vote tory if you're a rich leech who was handed everything they have on a silver platter, yes. I have no real problem with that. I thought you were this guy >>82192347

>>82192945
t. Simon

>>82192937

>Tripfag

Enjoy voting for free stuff and more benefits, you workshy prick.

Why would he ask her where she live after the act?

QT ALERT

>>82192920
Piano is basic as fuck. Its more about reading sheet music and knowing tempo

T

YAS GURL SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>82192920
piano is easy to pick up but difficult to master

stuff like violin or wind instruments are way way tougher

Please smash me bollocks in

L O N D O N

>>82193015

Let me guess. You vote Labour because your dad and his dad voted Labour. This 'Torys hates da poor' meme needs to stop. Live within your means and stop relying on government handouts because you're too lazy to aim higher.

>>82193015
Nope

HOT

Wish I could float some balls in front of her face as well.

Fuuuuuuuuuck

Real talk lads, how did she fucking do that?

>Twins

Literally The Prestige

>>82193211
magic.

Based

>>82193211
Strings and shiet

NEEVOUSFU SHALL BE MY MAGICAL BRIDE

>>82193211
It was a double who went in the box

>>82193121
you're both idiots. labour may have gone off the deep end but tories are still neo-liberals. tories today aren't much different from blair's government to be honest and know that making excessive cuts to welfare would be bad for them and the country.

that said i still think tory boys are revolting creatures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oQ_tbf6j2A

>>82193268

Iraq aside, Blair was the greatest PM the country has had in decades. Nu-males can't list anything Blair did other than going to depose a dictator, which is supposedly a bad thing.

>>82193121
>not being a national socialist to only help poor whites

Bloody plebs

>>82193349

However I admit the lack of a plan after nabbing Saddam was the real error.

>>82193349
>fucked the country mainly for white Brits
>fucked the labour party
>good prime minister

>>82193349
wtf I love the country being flooded with immigrants now

Reminder that Blair wanted to take us into the Euro.

Blair was a globalist puppet. He's still doing the bidding of his masters now.

>>82193498

>fucked the labour party

Yeah because Foot and Kinnock were really taking them places weren't they

>kids
>Irish
>Choir
The ultimate mix to make the absolute worst act

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>>82193121

>I'm not working class. I'll happily vote Tory to keep plebs like you poorer and in their place

gee I wonder where this 'meme' comes from.

Let me guess, you were born to rich parents and regularly borrow from the bank of mummy and daddy whilst talking about how normal people are 'lazy' and take 'government handouts'

>>82193268

they already are making excessive cuts that lead to people with shit like muscular dystrophy have to struggle to get any help and forcing people looking for jobs to work full time to earn their pitiful £50 a week or whatever

the tories aren't even good at the one thing they should be and will most likely raise taxes like VAT soon

>>82191506
thanks based nona

Not a dry eye in the house

real show starts now

>>82193656

I look forward to the Tory landslide and a blue Britain. I'm genuinely excited that the Labour Party may not exist five years from now since Corbyn is too stubborn to step aside for an actual leader to run an opposition.

Enjoy your food banks, faggot. Maybe learn to live within your means next time and not spend your dole money on booze and fags.

>>82193929

not an argument

I'm begrudgingly glad that the tories will win so strongly, as well. 5 more years under a tory party completely unopposed is exactly what this country needs to finally wake up and consider voting for a leader like Corbyn who will actually make the lives of average people better.

Shrieking at this old guy in his pants

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>>82194048

I'm a jaded Labour voter but I'm finding it difficult to back Jez atm. Some of his policies are sound but they scream magic money tree at me; he doesn't say how to pay for it and he's certainly not against borrowing. Wake me up when #Starmer4Leader is a thing.

>>82194228

>borrowing interest rates are at record lows
>most top economists favour borrowing at the right times and using the profits to pay it back
>tories ignore this, refuse to borrow and just want to cut everything using the failed policy of austerity even though it accomplishes little and makes the lives of their citizens much worse

really makes u think

and he does say how to pay for it, he will make the rich pay their fair share for a start. Meanwhile the conservatives cut taxes for rich people at the same time as cutting public services.

>>82194397

Lab polls are on the rise mate (+5). Two months are 8 lifetimes in politics. I don't think it will amount to much, but I've been wrong before.

>>82194397
>he will make the rich pay their fair share for a start

they already do you parasite. too many immigrants and lazy cunts hoovering up all the benfits

>>82194514
Jezza would win easily if over 40s were banned from voting

>>82194580

That's not the right attitude to earn votes. you're coming close to Momentum territory of "You're getting socialism for your own good now shut the fuck up".

>>82194527

t. rich leech who contributes nothing to society and was handed everything he has by rich parents

>>82194695

Straw man ahoy!

>>82194721

this coming from the guy who claims I'm on benefits and using it on cigarettes and alcohol? I assume that was you anyway

>still not denying my claims

>>82194778

I'm not him. But going "ur a tory u hate da poorr hissss" is a childish response. Rebut your points and prove that your side is better politics instead of shitting your diaper every time you see blue.

>>82194848

>i'm literally the only one who has mentioned any specific policies or actions of parties in this thread
>toryscum simply spouting 'corbyn is unelectable' / 'stop being poor' memes
>you say this to me

fuck off

>>82194999

Like I said, take the higher ground. Flying off the handle like you're late to a Momentum meeting is the reason Labour is behind and Tories are rising. Stop taking the bait and move on.