*laughs uncontrollably *

>>82190742
Damn isn't that a few flops in a row now?

Will he go the way of brendan fraser?

>>82190742
who the fuck wants to see that predictable, poorly acted, and uncreative movie.

Worst Emma BTFO

>>82190787
No Sully did pretty well, though there was that one movie that he went to India or some place that bombed I think

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh good now he can be in marvel or star war

>>82190866
Saudi Arabia

>Patton Deadwife Oswalt not content with killing his wife

>needs to murder Tom Hanks career as well

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>82190742
The trailer made me physically cringe. Emma Watson is still the worst actress in the world, and I don't ever want to see John Boyega again.

>>82190742

I'm disappointed since I was hoping we'd finally get to see Tom Hanks in a full on villain role.

How many unsuccessful movies has Emma Watson been a part of since Harry Potter now?

>>82191074
They've all been flops except for "Beauty and The Beast" but that doesn't fucking count, you could've cast a literal who and it would've been no difference.

>>82191133
>IT DOESN'T COUNT IF IT UNDERCUTS MY ARGUMENT

How about this: all the movies she was in that flopped don't count because Ronald McDonalds fat fucking nuts in your mouth.

>>82191167
Cinderella was a literal who.
The Force Awakens was a literal who.

>Established franchise/Existing Story
>Kids movie
>300m Disney shilling campaign with bribed RT critics

Sorry it really doesn't count.

>>82190952
What even was the fucking thing about? All saw were the tv spots saying how provocative it was but literally nothing about the story.

>>82190873
Dang, was this Bill Paxtons last role?

>>82191314
It sounds like a really shitty take on the subjects Person of Interest dealt with.

>>82191289
>She hasn't been in one successful movie.
>Except for that wildly successful one...
>IT DOESN'T COUNT

Pathetic.

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>>82190873

Is Emma Watson box office poison now?

>>82191167
Calm down emma

>>82190742
>A movie about technology firm involving ethics and privacy

Nobody literally cares, people still use Gmail and smart phones despite knowing NSA is monitoring them.

>>82191463
You can't act. Please stick to modeling. I found your leaked pics to be as boring as your personality however.

>>82191605
>no argument

Thanks for playing bitch.

>>82190742
Maybe get a new agent that isn't incompetent and actually reads scripts?

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>>82190948

>>82190742
Why does he keep taking on these obviously shitty roles and scripts? Is he being blackmailed? Is Tim Honks a kiddy fiddler?

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>>82190873

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>Emma Watson in charge of acting.

>>82190742
I didn't even know he had a new movie out.

That being said I liked The Burbs and I hate Tom Hanks because he's obsessed with hating Germans despite the entire race of Aryans being beaten down culturally and shit on in the current year and I unironically like Hitler

>>82191634
lol all her movies suck

>>82191913
He shouldve stopped at the green mile. He was at the top of his meme, then he did castaway and went full retard doing cloud atlas. His jew shilling finally caught up with him and he's now segal tier pumping out 2 joints a year

>>82191896
>Colonia that low
Huh? I thought that movie okay. Better start thinking of all the ways it was shit. Can't have 74% of reviews with higher standards than me.

>>82192226
I hope you're not implying that cast away was part of his decline

>>82190873
>patton oswalt
Does he have any more family or friends that will "die" so he can cope with this flop?

>>82191463
It was not successful because of her.

Tom Hanks can't carry a movie with shitters like Patton Oswald and Emma Watson weighing him down.

>>82192355

Prove it.

>>82191289
This is true

>>82190742
his career is over, dude never had a chance

>>82190873
Tom is really out of place there.

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>>82190866
>>82190920
I wanna say that movie was funded by the Saudi government. Same way this shit was funded by the indian government, twice.

Something fucky going on.

>>82190873
fucking kek
the only way this cast could have been more JUST is if Breandan was in there

>>82190873

>all those libshits

maybe tom can go into the NY subways and hand out SJW feminist books with femma

>>82192308
It was a film that challenged him, ill give you that. He built a career on roles nobody else could pull off. Its just sad what he's stooped to

>>82192308

he won the fucking best actor award for spending 3 hours alone on a beach, over denzel

>>82192401
Take the recent string of her movies, all both critical and financial flops. Except for beauty and the beast.

Now look at all of disneys recent string of movies, no worries because there are lots of them. If you don't see the correlation you're just in denial. For what I don't know. Sure I think she's hot but she is a terrible actress

>>82192355
>entire career for ~10 years is make HP movies, aimed at kids
>half of those kids are boys
>barely any charisma or talent, just looks pretty
>post-HP, come up with the brilliant idea to spend your free time shit-talking men, the same men that appreciate your only actual value as an actress, alienating 50% of your base
I don't know why she's not doing well, it's a mystery.

>>82192618
now that's talent

>>82190742

I've never heard of The Circle. I think its most likely a flop since I have seen zero information on it.

I know the people who post these threads aren't looking for anything other than Patton Oswalt shit and JUST posting though.

>>82190742
Does anyone else just fucking hate this guy and avoid anything with him in it? Maybe it's just because I associate him with Spielberg and Zemeckis

>>82192797

I too hate good directors and actors

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>>82190742
i don't think he cares desu

probably really awesome being tom hanks, nic cage or bill murray, since you can just pick roles you want and enjoy the process

>>82192797

i wouldnt say avoid, but i havent gone out of my way to watch most of his stuff since the mid-2000s

like that terminal movie, or that movie where he goes back to college

anyone that thinks beauty and the beast was a hit because of her is fucking retarded

>>82191334
probably what killed him

>>82190742
>blaming tom hanks
>not blaming the star of the movie Emma Watson

why is /tv/ so trash?

Let's put Boyega in a film with Worst Emma and Tom Hanks as the evil guy.

What can possibly go wrong? :^)

>>82190873
>F

>>82192491
Who the fuck watches these movies?
That's the sort of thing that plays on TV sunday afternoon while no one pays attention.

>>82190742
He peaked at Turner & Hooch nothing he made after that was even close to being as good. What a sad career but, at least he had the great film that is Turner & Hooch in his career. I love Turner & Hooch.

>>82193022

u mean Burbs

>>82193021
Boomers and foreigners too stupid to realize Hymiewood is shitting all over them.

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>tfw the only movie I watched with Emma Watson and possibly will ever watch was This Is the End

>>82193021
people in their 50s and 60s

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>>82192959

Yo who the fuck was going to watch a movie about a circle anyways?

Lmao get real nigga!

>>82193159
Though I did enjoy Burbs, I have to say, Turner and Hooch is just a pure cinematic masterpiece. The dynamic duo of Turner & Hooch is not only funny but, also excellently played out through the entire movie. Despite being a dog, Hooch's actor was able to give us a real, almost human performance, one that should have landed him an oscar in my opinion. Tom Hanks was perfect as well, the actors just knew how and when to play off each other, and the director seemed to let them do their own things when the time called for it. Just great film making! Period!

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This is unironically his best role.

>>82193304
Dog to rival Hooch himself?

>>82193304
What is that hairstyle called?

>>82192915
>nic cage
he plays in shitty movies because hes bankrupt and needs money. im pretty sure he doesnt enjoy any of them

>>82193373
the all black band hairstyle

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JUST

>>82193304
Very much agree, this is my go to for /comfy/

>>82193373
The birthday snatcher

>>82193291
>masterpiece
only retards use that word to describe movies, so im going to assume that that movies is a pile of shit just like you

>>82191289
This really, Disney go broke with marketing for these flicks because they make the money back with toys and merchandise. These movies are unbombable

>>82190742
You laugh at this but he's still made three Robert Langdon movies to date.

I read this book on a whim like 2 years ago just because i liked the look of the cover and it sucked ass.

The only thing that stuck with me from the book was that the author's overuse of the word "Ebullient"

>>82192681
>come up with the brilliant idea to spend your free time shit-talking men
Nobody would care about her political views if she could act. Well, at least smart people (i.e., not 4chan) would know the difference and be less biased. Unfortunately for her, she can't.

>>82193472
You seem to be blinded by hate pleb. You have no even witness the greatness that is Turner & Hooch yet you disrespect it. You won't be laughing in hell.

>>82193412
naah man, he's not as rich as he used to be during his dinosaur collecting days - but the dude is not living on the poverty line

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>>82193304
what always bothered me during this flick was the tech itself, i think they used apple laptops which were never plugged in or anything, a random client that doesn't exist which for some reason also played a sound when receiving e-mail. fucking ree.

it's one of the late 90s movies in which adults in their 30s are marveled by the internet and all the technology that came with it. on par with how twitter is perceived by most older folks, like this magical "new" thing, when in reality the concept of it would be laughed at even as far back as 1994. i never understood why it took off.

>>82194095
Because Ryan and Hanks are both fucking adorable in it.

>>82192915
last movie I saw him, he was a plane's pilot and it was a B-movie.

>>82190742
The Circle was intentionally made to be as unappealing as possible so whenever someone brings up the threat of online privacy being taken away everyone will instantly think of that movie and assume you're retarded.

>>82194095
you have to keep in mind this is when this shit was just starting to go mainstream. Remember Sandra Bullock in the Net?

>>82194095
>AOL
>random client

>>82194095
>a random client that doesn't exist which for some reason also played a sound when receiving e-mail

I really hope this is just a jab at how irrelevant AOL has gotten in the last fourteen years.

>>82194473
I think he just doesn't know what it is

>>82193304
What would even be the equivalent of this (or Sleepless in Seattle for that matter?) if they made a similar movie now? Google, skype and social media has kinda ruined this type of thing. The only thing I can come up with is going full retro, with hand written letters.

>>82194520
>>82194473
only the u.s had aol

netscape had an e-mail client that was used extensively, outlook as well.

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>>82190873
>Bill Paxton

>>82190742
Is this the one where he gets cucked by Boyega? No wonder.

>>82194666
That's not a valid excuse satan AOL was referenced all the time in media back then especially the famous "You got mail" sound that played whenever anyone got mail.

>>82190873
Why is Karen Gillan so unbelievably hot?

>>82190873
I fucking lost it when Patton Oswalt showed up in the movie. i was chuckling during his whole scene.

>>82194992
Lost what?

>>82195067
any respect i had for the movie

>>82195115
Did you ever find it?

>>82190873

Add Brendan Frasier and it's perfect

Tom hanks can afford it, i doubt at this point he even cares about the movies hes in. Kind of like nic cage or deniro, except that he doesnt need the money.

>>82190873
>this movie ended Hanks' career and Paxton's life

>>82190809
yeah I place all blame solely on that cunt Emma

>>82191463
ok how bout this Emma hasn't made a movie successful just because she's in it. any movie she's been in, any success it had was completely unrelated to her.

>>82190742
Hologram for a King was pure kino, probably made no money though

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>>82191913

to be fair Germans are the worst. They ruin everything.

>Europe
>Nationalism

>>82192915
>tom hanks, nic cage or bill murray

I want all 3 in the same movie now.

>>82190742
emma watson's fault, not tom hank's.

>>82191463
Emma just stop. You got lucky with Harry Potter when you were a young ng unknown

another movie where tom hanks performs well in acting, while the rest of the cast are shit
don't blame tom it's not his fault

>>82191913
germans are cucks and deserve all the hate 2bh

>>82191496
Yep. People are tired of her feminist crap. She leaked her own butt to get some attention.

>>82190742
Post the sells anon. Why you not post source

>>82190742
>nobody wants to watch ber hacker feminazi girl - the movie
who would have guessed that, huh

>>82190873
>bill paxton was killed for training day and this travesty
just why?

>>82193468
Seagal posts are best posts

DAVE EGGERS BTFO

ITS THOSE DAMN MILLENIALS! THEY DONT KNOW GOOD ART WITH THEIR LOUD HIP HOP AND SELFIES!

it's tom fucking hanks, i doubt he even gives a shit

>>82190866

Holograph for the King. Both that movie and The Circle are based on novels written by Dave Eggars.

Who is an extremely shitty author with a level of success and exposure I can't fathom. He also wrote the awful Where the Wild Things are adaptation.

>>82190873
>first he kills his wife
>then he kills Tom Hanks career
This man must be stopped!

>>82203305
don't forget bill paxton