What the fuck was Keanu Reeves thinking?

100% chance he had daily threesomes with the actresses

I wondered this as well while and after watching the movie.

He probably just wanted to fuck them

And make a fat pay check

>>82189445
FREE PIZZA

One of the most shitty movie i've ever watched. It's painfull to see keanu staring in it.

>>82189445
What happened to my career?

>>82189445
He was probably thinking "Let's try something different". In a few years, people might enjoy watching it just for a laugh.

maybe he thought it would be funny

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Got raped by one of the sexiest people in human history, pretty lucky I guess

>>82189445
Is this how the movie where Keanu gets raped by two young women ends?

Come on, not one of you watched that scene where he struggled to take down the video and accidentally hit like then threw back his head going "NOOOOO!" without laughing.

This movie was perfect dark comedy kino.

>>82189932
>swn dress up in a schoolgirl uniform and tie you down and call you daddy while riding you

JDIMSAFFS

>>82189932
>one of the sexiest people in human history
seriously?

>>82190213
Is Keanu the new Nic Cage?

He cucked the director on his own FILM

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8Qq_06zHX4

>>82189445
True keanu

>>82189535
This. Free fucking pizza

>>82189445
Is he friends with Eli Roth? Or maybe he thought it'd be interesting change for him to play a guy like that.

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what was he thinking bros?

yo does anyone have all the webms of the sex scenes. cant be bothered downloading the movie for them, need for school.

>>82189932
Other girl is better