TAKE ME OUT thread
RIP Charlie
>tfw all the good slags are gone
>>82188416
Stram here for ya mate
https://tvcatchup.com/watch/itv
got British women are trash
AND HOLY SHIT THIS GUY
Fuck's sake.
>party poppers
LMAO
I like this guy
Manlet inbound
is he /ourguy/?
Is he wearing that for a bet lmao
Riggsy's here
He is genuinely like Keith Lemon
You can't compete with concrete
This manlet seems like an utter bellend
Hahaha Krystal looking desperately around for anyone else.
S
Now does he get to put his willy in her?
Chebs on her tbf
desu I'd give this fat lass a right proper going over, gonna be looking THICC in that bikini next week.
>it's a pretty girl reveals she has 2 kids episode
omg as if
>>82188847
>ever getting with someone who has kids
None of these girls have any personality at all.
generic chad number 6000000000000008
CHAD GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>82188928
Kek
He's Bi.
>the state of Em's face
How much surgery has she had?
Didn't know 190cm went on
>>82188971
Put your trip back on so we can filter you.
he could be an autist posting on /tv/ and they'd still want his dick
How much of a horrible show would this be without Paddy?
If you listen real carefully you can hear a trickling sound coming from all their legs.
what the fuck is he doing
Can they purge all the women off this show and get some different ones in, about 90% of them are right ugly cunts.
>it's a chad acts like a total sperg but it's endearing and not creepy episode
>>82189063
peacocking the only way a manlet can
>>82189085
this is average state of british women
Ban women from wearing heels.
>Being so boring that your talent is doing some press ups
Nicola BTFO
>all these sluts getting btfo
Why have I never seen this before?
Don't pick Rebecca. She's cute.
YESSS
Rebecca confirmed best girl.
what awful fucking taste this cunt has
she is a fucking state
Got to be Rebecca, that other one looks like a balloon
rebecca is best looking girl i've seen so far on this show, why did he choose the fucking platypus
REBECCA SAFE
BLOODY NORA LADS NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK
Em looks like she's having an allergic reaction.
>picking Em over Rebecca
Fucking weird.
Guy Ritchie's King Arthur looks a fucking state.
You cunts are supposed to tyell me about this starting
>kike nose
>>82189351
it#s on
CHARLIE MENTIONED
>>82189293
Why do they all have hipster haircuts? kek
RIP Charlie.
when is that lad that did a cheeky 'cide on?
These are exactly the same girls I see on tinder all the time, I ended up deleting it
Isn't this the bloke that died?
>>82189394
now
>>82189394
This is him
https://twitter.com/PaddyMcGuinness/status/858377199094833155
Shitty estaurary english accent.
F
>LITERALLY ADMITTING YOU'RE A BETA
no wonder he killed himself
Christ she looks good
ESCALATE MATE GO FOR IT
>>82189293
isnt it basically this decades version of that kevin coster robin hood movie
>kill himself instead of going on a second date
What the fuck did she do?
>I definitely get friendzoned by many women
Fuck this is sad. He seems like a nice guy.
Dat bantz.
that guy didn't really kill himself, did he?
BLACKED
>it depends on
>it depends on what
>it depends on if I live that long
Hmm, did Paddy not realise something was up?
BLACKED
>No Shauni
Why did this get another series?
>>82189455
Probably friendzoned him
Shall be watching The Gossip
>inb4 flood of red lights in the next round for... reasons
BLACKED
>a literal nigger
did this date directly lead to the 'cide?
>>82189488
>it depends on if I live that long
He didn't say that
>>82189498
Banter and memes
Anthony Joshua cosplayer-looking twat
They're hungry for the BBC
The absolute state of London
THIRSTY WHITE WOMEN
>doctor who thred
>bgt thred
>take me out thred
whoa, I didn't know there were so many women on this board
>>82189524
>those tits
Jesus...
>BLACKED
UK girls are a disgrace.
fucking British women
disgusting slags
>>82189455
His mum died and he couldn't cope
Haha could not deal with that laugh
>I'm a party animal
>8 lights off
hmm.....I wonder why
Fucking racists
Nah its a reverse effect. no one wants to look racist
>his country take me out doesn't have legit trannys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OawhjHn5ukE
Why even bother
Stop watching this crap and watch the fight
>>82189562
weak
So this is the state of the south. Thank fuck I live in a northern shithole.
This show is a look into the future where women outnumber men 20 to 1 and men will have to compete in a game show in order to mate with one.
>>82189527
Confirmed for not watching the show. They never put lights out for a black guy in the first round because they don't want to seem racist. Then they all switch off for the most trivial shit.
>these Stacies pretending they don't club every weekend
>>82189583
Shan't
>loads of lights off because he lights clubbing
>none off for Carlton dance and the gay guy complimenting his titty jiggling
Red lights confirmed for racism
>>82189605
>. Then they all switch off for the most trivial shit.
they do that for all guys because they are entitled as fuck. they want black men, simple as that
>I'm a fitness instructor
For geriatrics?
>>82189627
>Stacy
>resorting to a TV show for a date
Don't be silly, these women are Sarahs and Jessicas at best.
>>82189660
alri /pol/tard
>>82189660
he guy before him did fine. They always do this with black guys.
>zero lights off in the first round
>flood of lights out within 5 seconds of the second round
FUCK, missed the lad who killed himself. how do I fidn it??
>>82189682
no, they're just stacies who have been used up by all the local lads
>>82189682
They're pure Stacey mate, TV is just the next level of attention seeking
>>82189743
Hanging from the ceiling.
>>82189764
That actually makes sense.
https://twitter.com/ShauniRixon_x/status/834108544626597888 chebs
>>82189806
Most of them use it to boost a career in modelling or to promote their shitty business.
None of them end up marrying the manslags
>>82189828
B O O B I E S
O
O
B
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E
S
>>82189832
>marrying the manslags
no, they marry the boring betas, cheat with the manslags, then divorce after the kids are pumped out
>>82189832
So is this show the new government scheme to assist small local businesses?
SHE GONNA GET BLACKED GOOD
Most of these girls are poached from modelling agencies aren't they?
They're just looking to improve their profile.
>>82189901
Only I can think of that its still on the air after 9 yeara
the fuck, he changed his mind because those slags told him too?
BETA
>picks the girl with the biggest ass
oh darkies
>>82189949
You can't say the actual reason, need to come up with some corny excuse
>>82189828
Does he cuck Charlie in fernandos? Is that what happened?
Haha holy shit what a thick twat
Did they run out of money? Why are the dates so short and shit now?
god damn English women are fucking rank
>Tasha
oh jesus nigga what were you thinking
>>82189933
Pretty much. One from the last series was a plus sized model.
This is so cringy
>you sardines do you?
>doesn't know who Attenborough is
>these people get to vote
Tasha has autism dont bully
>>82190086
She's just thick as pig shit m8
>>82190073
It's worse than that. Shows like this are encouraging them to breed. At least this lot, in theory, had a decent upbringing. Imagine the fucking sequels.
Jesus she is mentally challenged
Captain Reddit incoming.
>>82190109
average british woman
>>82190117
hhehehe......did a chuckle..........le narwhal bacons at midnight.....
*BURP*
god isnt real
When is The Apprentice back?
>tfw no Alana gf
>>82189551
Literally what is the alternative, supreme gentleman, whacking it to Britain's Top 10 Nonces on Channel 5?
The girls on this show always suck
>>82190220
Autumn usually isn't it?
>Katy Jay
Grim, they must have ran out of applicants
>problem hair
>>82189524
>That thicc little unit
Would absolutely ruin that
He's a definite sex offender.
>>82190250
there are nice ones they just always turn off straight away
lads has Helen had her date?
did it fuck up
i really dont like Ricardo, he is everything I'm not, masculine, tanned and manly.
I'm a pretty, tall, effeminate white boi
Christ she's looking a bit rough
What a pair of ugly cunts
How did this happen
>>82190236
Watch the boxing championship like real men would, not these woman shows
>>82190308
made for eachother lad
Holy fuck what a try-hard.
She seems nice.
>moved Gossip to a different day
literally why
was not aware 190kg the child and niece noncer was here.
Called it. Reddit as fuck.
WHAT
A
TWAT
might not even get a date
>dat 'stache
I'm getting the word...
kek who is this cunt
>london
of course
yeah that mustache is awful
Malika is the hottest, would breed with
>>82190424
Stop noncing kids and then you can have an opinion
How do we save Rebecca from this degeneracy?
MUSTACHE
>>82190434
Ellie is a qt and so is Rebecca
Is Katie the resident Amy Schumer?
>>82190409
The collective reject slag from a pot bank.
>>82190406
...NONCE
he's the sort of cunt that thinks he's alternative and """"unique""""
>>82190384
>>82190443
Sorry, I've not kept up with the memes. Is 190kg Faggot Race a kiddy fiddler? That's just the icing on his shit cake.
>>82188416
SO IF YOUR LONELY
Alri Paige haha
>Answer to the question is
"you can find out after you take me to Fernandos"
>>82190495
He is, used to post about it before he was "famous"
>biting her lip
FROTHING AT THE GASH
Did Rebecca not get the memo that you're supposed to dress like a slag?
She's best girl.
>>82190495
it's confirmed he nonced his child niece and spent time for it
I want to choke the fuck out of Paige while violently assfucking her.
>>82190528
Bad voice
>>82190531
Wait wait wait. Proof? This is fantastic. Where was this revelation revealed? I don't do /int/ or any of that crap and I quit /sp/.
>>82190523
So, with the trip? Did somebody check the archive? Surprised he's not been perma banned.
Can YOU do that?
Rebecca turning off.
BEST
GIRL
/AREGIRL/
He'll smash Billy Mai into a coma.
confirmed women only like black men and manlet hipsters from london
>Ellie
never EVER getting a date
I really hope Helen's date went badly,
prolly didnt though and was thirsty for the chad dick
how can Rebecca be /ourgirl/ if she left her light on for the black guy?
>>82190613
I really hope your niece isn't traumatised for life after you abused her
>>82190607
she's so fucking qt, I want to make her laugh
He's actually done alright for himself there.
Good work Reddit McNonce.
>>82190630
She was being polite.
>>82190661
you're deluded
This is so cringe
>tats
Dropped
i'll be honest lads, I wish I was as confident as him
He is absolutely desperate to get his leg over, thirsty hipster twat
>>82190698
just be thick as shit and have no social awareness
>tatooed degen picks tatooed degen
Streams for boxing are always dodgy as fuck. No idea how I'll see the fight or if I will.
>>82190698
just learn some flippy shit
>>82190722
>tfw to smart to be thick
>implying anyone is going to come back and watch The Gossip tomorrow
Why move it?
>>82190734
Spoiler: Joshua wins on points.
>>82190734
Go to a bar it's what i'm gonna do
We /britain's got talent/ now?
>>82190812
Fuck that shit.
fuck this noise
>>82190812
We're Midsomer Murders general now