What went wrong?

He never grew up. He still has the mind of a teen boy

>>82186085
He turned into his dad

PAYBACK'S A BITCH MOTHERFUCKER

Lived a life of degeneracy and gluttony and it finally caught up to him

>>82186085
He's making a new show.

Viva La JUST.

Ryan died

>>82186085
Bam Margerine.

>>82186085
Drugs, alcohol, and losing his best friend. oh and age. Look into the mirror right now and tell me you look just as good as you did 10 years ago.

>>82186276
10 years ago I was 8 so I would say I look better now, gramps

>>82186117
It's a bummer, I can totally see him having a YouTube show about skating and traveling or something like the random world trips in Viva La Bam.

But he really is nothing but a big ol child.

>>82186300
You have to be 19+ to post here

>>82186300
>being 18
Fag. But the same logic will apply to you in 10 years is the point. Age is a hellevuh drug.

>>82186300
>being under 20
Retard

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my friend was super into viva la bam but i never really got it

what's the best episode/ essential episode so i can fully appreciate just kino

>>82186429
There are none. It's basically Jackass without the stunts or the good cast members. It's just Bam and Dunn being retarded.

>>82186085
Nothing went wrong. This was his life trajectory from the beginning.

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>another gentile causality

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>tfw if you didn't give your drunk best friend the keys to your car he'd still be alive today

>>82186085
he became an alcohol and is killing its family

>>82186085
ryan dunn was still drunk when he entered his vehicle

>>82186085
>he doesn't know the Bam/Dunn conspiracy

>>82187707
plz elaborate

>>82187707
Dunn is not dead. He is hiding for Jackass goes Forth.
Bam will fall into a pitt and Dunn will come and throw some fucking snakes over him.

>>82186276
Bitch I'm fabulous

>>82186300
Same here. Why are people still on 4chan past 25?

>>82189062
>applying an arbitrary age cutoff for 4chan

FUCKING LEAVE!!!!!

>>82189120
>triggered

If you're still wasting away your life in front of a computer after uni/college you should kill yourself.

>>82186085
got rich while reckless in his early years. he's the type to actually spend it on stupid shit and have fun, but his idea of fun transformed when his friends changed. went from being people like dunn and dico to fucking pseudo hipster faggots wearing scarves like novak and just spent it on drugs and partying for years and years. that takes it's toll, he stopped skating.

fast forward to I GOT SET UP, he got sick of all the shit, and pay back is a bitch mother fu-WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

now he's cut off most of those fucking faggots from his life, and he's trying to skate again. you can tell he's barely got his old shit back, but there's a chance for a redemption arc here.

>>82189184
Agreed. I'm actually quitting before college. I'm still in my senior year of high school.

I only come here for the anya and daughterfu threads

>>82189062
A better question is why are you wasting your time here? Go have fun with your friends and enjoy your youth.

Apoglize

https://youtu.be/8MyajcV91V0

>>82189349
Touché. I'll be leaving now.

>>82189341
>quitting 4chan

That's what we all said at some point. See you tomorrow.

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>tfw I can hear the call

>>82187218
Which kind of alcohol?

>>82186429
Viva la bam is mtv-trimmed shit. Do yourself a favor and watch that most purely euphoric kino that is CKY.

https://youtu.be/B-S9swuPSk4

>>82186085
Dunn was the only cool one in Bam's group. The L.A. based Jackass crew was always better.

>>82186085
>Dunn dies
>stuck with Brandon Novak

JUST

When Dunn died this kid self-destructed.

Pretty sad.

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>>82186429
Any episode with a central focus on Vito.

He got set up. He got jumped.

>>82189678
>not dico
Dunn is a close second though

>>82186085
is he back?

YEAH, I'M THINKING HE'S BACK.

>only he's 260lbs

>>82186206
kek

>>82189380
come back

>>82189062
I've been here for about 11 years, I aint going nowhere

>>82186117

This. For him its still 1999. Korn, jncos and skateboarding. Its all quite tiresome.

I'M GONNA GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT

>>82189062

31 here. Nothing is going to change.

>>82189062
>clinical depression
>alcoholism
>crippling lonliness

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>>82190375
Tomorrow is the day I swear!

>>82189062
I work 70-80 hour week and make more in a year than you do in ten but that doesn't stop me from shitposting in the half hour to an hour I have to myself every other day

12 years ago when I first started browsing /b/ I was almost as old as you are now

>>82189062
After 25 is the best time to be on 4chan.
>spent your 20's partying, banging sluts, and finishing school/getting a decent job.
>now you and your friends are all married and or have kids
>never really go out any more
>wife/gf bitches if you go out, but doesn't care if you dick around on your phone.
>shit posting makes you laugh

Being on 4chan between the ages of 16 - 25 is the real tragedy.

>>82190315
I'M GUNNA GIVE YOU WHAT YOU NEED

>>82190587
>I work 70-80 hour week and make more in a year than you do in ten

You must be a chief resident suregon or the worlds best shitposter

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>>82189062
I'm 27.

I've been coming here since 2005.

You guys are literally all I have.

>>82189062
I'm a wizard now I've transcended. You're childish, linear concept of time means nothing to me.

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>>82190914
>fellow wizard

falconfist

>>82189724
Did you notice how Viva La Bam dropped SIGNIFICANTLY in quality the moment that drug addict became a recurring character? Which is sad because the last season had some fantastic episodes specifically the one where Dunn and Vito steal the hummer

>>82189062
Nigger this website was founded when you were in kindergarten, we simply never left

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>realize I spent more time in AOL chat than on 4chan

>>82191050
awoo a cute

>>82190375
You solve the loneliness by ditching this site and building a family.

>>82190587
I've got a 180k trade job lined up through connections in my family. I'm not worried about money. Congratulations on your success though.

>>82190959
Novak is such a disgusting human being.

Apparently bam has been doing a bit better lately

http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2017/03/13/return-bam-margera/

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>>82189062
tfw 21 and have been here since i was underaged banned on /mu/ in 2010

>It's a bam devolves to retarded kid banter and pathetic feels thread

Everytime.

>>82190999
Nice trips. I discovered 4chan 2 years ago at 16. I've wasted a ton of time but I haven't done any lasting damage yet.
>>82191499
I was banned from /fit/ once when I accidentally admitted I was 17.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tks_6VzRjXk

>>82191499
No one cares retard.

>>82186085
>tfw you are now in better shape than Bam

I just can't even believe it, desu

>>82186300
Are you aware that most people that post here are like 30-40 something losers? Why do you want to hang around old burnout pedos?

>>82191643
Who says I don't like cunny myself?

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Can you faggots just discuss the topic without trying to have a pissing contest about how many rotations around the sun you've completed? No one gives a fuck.

There's no reason to feel even a hint of depression about getting older if you have a family. Being older becomes a good thing at that point for men.

>>82186429
Turning his house into a skatepark was cool, I think tony hawk was in it if that helps the search. I remember a prank war episode was wasn't bad. I want to say they went to skatopia once too but I can't remember

>>82189369
Last I seen of him before this was on that celebrity rehab. As an old bam fan this warms my heart, he seems happy again

>>82190847
Can't you hear the call of the wasted and wounded
WASTED AND WOUNDED!

Wait does he just play the piano?

>>82186085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tks_6VzRjXk

>>82190619
this anon gets it

>>82190999
Third grade, actually.

>>82186214
More like Ham Burgera

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/ourguy/

>>82186085
Everything, mostly his fault.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w42JxfkzmJY

Essential Bam kino.

What a bunch of faggots.

>>82196329
all those steve-o self released videos are fucking awful. fuck nick dunlap. white trash piece of shit.

>>82196481
>trash a bar
>disturb pedestrians probably on their way back from a day at a real job
ree

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>start out an asshole
>turn into a complete asshole
>progress into an insufferable asshole
>you do the math

>>82191582
Good thing you replied to let him know that you didn't care.

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>>82186085
>implying anything went right

>>82196329
It's funny seeing all the people annoyed by this drunk cunt's retardation, but that plant he destroyed didn't deserve it

>>82186085
He got Fat and still speaks like a teenager.

He looks great for 37 though, if he lost the weight and stopped acting like a child he'd be fine.

>>82192037
>skatopia
Any of you seen the docu on that place? 88 acres of anarchy or whatever it's called

It looks pretty fun but holy shit is that Bruce guy a cunt
When he kicks that kid on the ground in the face after getting out of jail
Biggest piece of shit I've ever seen

>>82197274
>anarchy
its like you dont punk, nigger

>>82197274
>bruce
How about Brewce

>>82197325
Yeah, go fuck yourself

>>82197363
Even worse

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>>82197480

>>82186429
The civil war episode is pure kino. So is the Mall of America one.

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>>82191549
is that you?

>>82189062

I'm 31. I had a girlfriend and a social life. Girlfriend of 8 years left me, fell into a rut. Now, I buy shares online and cryptocurrency.

I also am a screenwriter/filmmaker with distinctions and credits so I like to discuss film.

His personality, if i was Phil i would have smothered him in his sleep. He's a complete manchild.

>>82186085
looks like a shatner spawn

>>82198019
nice blog, fucking faggot

>>82198165
>be Phil
>setting fire to your meal ticket
hows he gonna get all that cool Elvis merch then?

>>82186429
the episode where they were doing a scavenger hunt or whatever with the bloodhound gang was pretty good.

Also anything where they do major modifications to the house suddenly, like the indoor skating rink or skatepark.

Bam may be an obese burnout failure, but he's still got more going for him than I do. I wish I was Bam or I was dead

>>82188274
Kek

>>82196481
I remember collecting a bunch of Jackass related videos a couple of summers ago cause it was fun finding them at second hand stores. The Jackass movies are great, the CKY videos are kind of all over the place but really interesting, the jackass show itself was alright, I actually think I enjoyed viva la bam better, but when I found some of steve-o's videos, holy shit.

Like he was heavily on meth and coke and whatever else at the time, doing stunts that weren't even funny but just sad, like all those glass eating ones, or jumping off a hotel roof into a pool while drunk, pretty much stuff where he wasn't even sure of what he was doing. Like he got a fat black prostitute to piss on him on the street randomly, which sounds kind of funny but was just awkward. It's really interesting how they edited it though because they spliced in between all these clips of Steve-O just talking about his past and growing up and stuff. There was one part where he was dressing up as a clown and doing legit make-up, and talking about how he basically went to clown school and just really liked entertaining people; then he ends up just going to a bar and throwing up all over the place for money or some shit.

I am really glad that he cleaned himself up though cause he seemed like the most bro of the jackass crew. He seems really happy now.

>>82198743
yeah some of that shit was fucked.
>the one where he's dressed as a clown in a bar and pulls his nuts out then the bar owner drags him out and throws him on the street

>>82198743
>CKY
I used to have all of those as they were released. Looking back, they're kind of crude and repetitive, but at the time they were awesome and hilarious. I actually met Ryan Dunn and Chris Raab around 2000 or 2001, got all kinds of drunk with them. Good times.

>>82198937
> actually met Ryan Dunn and Chris Raab around 2000 or 2001, got all kinds of drunk with them

See, I kind of want to believe you but this would imply that you're about to hit 40 and no one browses /tv/ anymore at that age.

>>82198004
No. It was an opening post that got me banned.

>>82199068
Sorry, I must have slipped past the age restriction

>>82199068
Dunn had a cast on his arm, that might corroborate my less than braggadocios story a bit.

>>82194045
my fucking sides

>>82186085
JUSTY