I AM YULAW

>>82181346
yea The One was a fun movie, you should've seen it in the cinema, now stop

>>82181415
I AM NOBODY'S BITCH

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ONE

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>82181429
I DON'T NEED TO KNOW YOU, YOU ONLY NEED TO KNOW ME

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LAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

one of the best endings ever

>>82181716
yea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHjy_HZRfaA

>>82181690
NO! I WILL BE THE ONE

IIII WILL BE THE ONE!

*SUFFOCATION*

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I AM CIA

I AM NOBODY'S BIG GUY

man, should've made a sequel where he escapes the planet, but by the end he lets go with his obsession and becomes more anti-heroic than a straight up good guy/bad guy.

I mean, with the Chinese market being so relevant now this could make mad dosh. and people love Jet.

>>82182273
>should've made a sequel
no you only get One

>>82182273
>sequel
>dosh
fuck off yurotard

>CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCu_mJgnKCg

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she was so fuckin fine

>>82182477

Carla gugino is one of the few women who look even hotter with short hair

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>>82182511
>even hotter with short hair

>>82182273
what would it be named?

Second?

>>82182519

I didn't stutter, did I?

>>82182573
no, it's just pretty gay

>>82181346
Its been a really long time since i've seen this but what if the "good" one dies of old age before Yulaw. Does that mean he can still become the One? I think they were the last two.

>>82181346
ITT: Kino endings for the ages

>>82182670
>dies before yulaw
not likely, although then you wonder whats going to happen when yulaw is finally taken down, does gabe just become god at that moment?

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>>82182477
>was

>>82182825
wow, wtf happened?

>>82181346

Jason Statham's awful American accent is one of the best parts of this movie.

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>>82181346
I AM THE LAW!

>>82183124

Wait was he even trying to sound American? He sounded like normal to me

>>82183124
I forgot about that damn, really need to rewatch this, those future tech guns were sick

>>82183264

"My own design."

*Jet Li kicks down a light pole*

"Yeah that'll work too."

I like how the good yu had no problems trying to hook up again with his dead wife's doppelgänger. Totally not creepy at all

>tfw they don't make this type of kinos anymore

>>82182552
The One Two.

>>82182552
The Two

Jet Li & Statham mismatched buddy action movie

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OY WIW KILL YEW

>>82183558
which jet? yu or g?

>>82183593
Ah, back when he had "hair"

>the one
>no one becomes the one

>Jew Law

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>>82183952
I WILL BE THE ONE!

>>82183969
>I'm nobody's goy

>>82183749
Hmm I think Yulaw, it'd be boring otherwise

shame we never got that

>>82183400

He went back in time, you asswipe.

>>82183400

Just a day ago he found out he's a demigod, cut him a break.

>>82184062
yea The One: part two would be great

That soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiKK7ULsqXk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjVkXlxsO8Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L78yVFeyvRo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm7vnOC4hoY

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>>82184154

I AM YULAW
I PAY NOBODY TAXES
I WILL BE THE ONE WHO EVADES

>>82184193
meh i'm a sinner

>there are people in this thread right now who don't like the choice of music for the final fight scene

ma niggaz know which part I'm talking about, dat kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyKSJpx0IaM

>>82184236
nah no-one would question it, god fucking dammit why don't movies use proper hype music anymore

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Do you think there was a Tyrone break the Law?

>>82181429
Who is Nobody and why was Yulaw his bitch?

>>82184371
multiverse, its inevitable that ty breakthelaw existed, Yu killed that nigger tho

>>82184451
ask polyphemus, dudes blind but still coherent

Sucks that Jet Li is so sick he had to retire and can't kick ass anymore.

>>82184511
Mother fucker age is no joke

>>82184511

>hyperthyroidism

That sucks

>>82184193
You're goddamn right

>>82184154
Disturbed's The Sickness album was so fucking good

>>82184589
If not for his illness he could have kicked ass for 10 more years or so.

I hope Donnie Yen won't get sick like this anytime soon.

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>>82184451
Tell me about nobody! Why is he the dom!?

>>82184828
shut your mouth and knock on wood NOW
>tfw their will never be another Li Vs Yen on screen

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>>82184871
or Li vs. Chan
or Chan vs. Yen for that matter
Good news is we have Jaa, Uwais, and a few others for the next generation of kicking ass.

>>82185089
>Jaa
>Uwais

glorified stuntmen when put next to the likes of Chan, Yen or Li, or even lesser known names from Hong Kong

>>82185173
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

>>82185089
>li vs chan
at least we got one
>chan vs Yen
will never happen
>Jaa
he's retired and moved back to the monastery last I heard

pls stop it hurts too much

>>82185173
>glorified stuntmen when put next to the likes of these other glorified stuntmen

>>82184093
You didn't watch the movie apparently.

>>82185261
>>Jaa he's retired and moved back to the monastery last I heard

Was in the latest XXX movie

>>82185233
He's right, you know.

They're good at fighting - Tony Jaa's incredible, in fact - but they have the collective charisma of a damp rag.

I fear in this pussyfied Brady Bunch shithole of a world we now live in, we're never going to see personalities like Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Chan, Lee, Li, etc ever again.

>>82185331
oh thank fuck he's back, only current one who might match up to the legends

>>82185261
Shanghai Knights

>>82185345
Nah, Iko has that charisma and charm. Dude is on 34 and huge in Indonesia. His popularity is only growing. Same with Tony Jaa. Problem is they will never be utilized properly in movies unless Hollywood stops dicking around like they did with Li, Chan, Lee, and Yen

>>82185378
dude he's been back on screen for a few years and so far everyone points to him having peaked early in his Ong Bak/Tom Yum Goong phase, more than 10 years ago. Things were never the same after he pulled a Col. Kurtz on everybody during the making of Ong Bak 2 and 3, he's already a has been.

>>82185812
>Things were never the same after he pulled a Col. Kurtz on everybody during the making of Ong Bak 2 and 3, he's already a has been.
Wait wut. Where is this coming from cuz this is just too funny if true.

>>82184451

Fast & Furious tie in

>>82181346

It seems kind of silly to send him to an open layout prison dimension filled with murderers while also saying they can't risk him dying because it'll turn the other Li into an interdimensional god.

The One was great but Kiss of the Dragon was kino

>>82186028
You were probably too young when it happened, but it was a huge shitstorm when it happened, he burned bridges he should never have burnt and destroyed his future

When it comes to Tony Jaa, there's pre-meltdown (the promising star) and post-meltdown (the meh)

I feel like Tony Jaa and Iko Uwais will just end up taking odd roles here and there but never being able to really replace the old greats like Chan and Li

I still remember than MTV Movie award when the best fight scene goes to The One when Jet Li vs himself

>>82187091
>MTV Movie award
>The One
>2001

Awesome times, MTV Movie Awards were the bomb from the 90's until about 2005, maybe 2006

>>82184371
I did see a rule 63 law in the movie. Can't find a pic on the Internet tho.