Nigella Lawson Thread

I liked that one episode where she makes buttery mashed potatoes and she mashes the potatoes with her potato masher.

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>>82178472
I like the episodes where she makes milk

>>82178472
she's a mediocre chef and she's not even that hot

>>82178804
It's the innuendo, that's the selling point.

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>>82178804
>and she's not even that hot

https://youtu.be/RtS2Ikk7A9I

>marry and old fart rich jew who strangled her

top kek fucking whore

MOMMY I WANNNA MILKIES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Milky milky mummie I want milkies

>>82179062
dat rolling pin

>>82178472
ARTI-CHOKED

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Superior kitchen whore.

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>>82179088
Kek weak bitch

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>>82179324
HNNNNNGGGGGGG

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5 minutes into coke n choke and she gives u this look

>>82179403
>arti choked

Oh I am laffin.

>>82179429
>>82179403
>>82179243
Absolutely patrician. Who writes this?

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>>82179414
what the FUCK

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>>82179404

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is this a PAN NICE AND HOT thread?

>>82179477
British tabloid press

>>82179414
>that ice cream scooping technique
Absolutely disgusting.

>>82179498
>PAN NICE AND... room temperature

>>82179498
are they trying to boil mince? wtf?

>>82179414
moar

>>82179498
>boiling
>grabbing it by the hand
>eating a piece of it raw
wtf

>>82179530
maybe they're just soaking it for reasons

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>>82179324
>>82179497
I would unashamedly slap this goblin lady's titties about.

>>82179498
Is this Jack's British cousin?

>>82179498
This is Kay, isn't it?

Fucking depressing that I know that.

>ywn eat a boiled cheeseburger without the cheese because Lee can't eat cheese
>tfw the curry tastes like curry

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>>82179477

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>>82179604

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>>82179403
>arti choked

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I approve of this thread

>>82179668
I wonder if celebrities ever wear burkhas to not got recognized.

>>82179644
>someone saw a guy shitting down a chimney and took a pic
>let him get away
lel

>>82179691
I don't think any of them are smart enough to do that

>>82179675
am I supposed to be impressed or something?

>>82179644
>Do you recognise the chimney shitter? Call our newdesk

>>82179644
>a foul-bowelled hooligan unloaded a big, steaming SHIT down his freshly-swept chimney
So the people who write these are the same people who dislike The Sun, right?

>>82179414

holy fuck you fucking got me anon

>>82179540
Ava Dalush

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>>82179717
The pic isn't real. The Sunday Sport is 100% fiction.

Their signature articles are celebrity midget lookalike sex scandals. They just fuck about with celeb faces in photoshop, put it on a midget body, then write a story around it.

>>82179842

oh jesus why

>>82179842
that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen

>>82179736
you're supposed to lurk more faggot

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Jesus Christ, Favreau, fuck.

>>82179675
how the fuck does he get out of there without breaking the eggs

>>82178472
You think she has a young, hung, black bf?

>>82179414
YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

>>82180055
He doesn't.
He's in it deep.

>>82180051
I have no idea why Chef grilled cheese threads always reach 300+ replies.

At least PAN, NICE AND HOT threads have a body of content to discuss.

>>82180067
what a terribly inefficient tool to shred meat with

>>82180131
Jack just didn't cook his pork good

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>>82180131
On the other hand, you get to feel like a bear

>>82180131
is there something better?
not being a dick, genuinely curious.
made slow cooked pulled pork the other week and shredding it with 2 forks took way more effort than it should have

>>82179613
hey look buddy
i'm an engineer

>>82180212
You must have cooked it wrong because properly cooked pork shoulder falls apart. What did you do?

>>82180067
>burned on the outside
>raw on the inside

>>82180237
huge shoulder in a crock pot with salt and cider vinegar on low for 10 hrs. remove shoulder, shred with 2 forks, then put back into crock pot with bbq sauce for half an hour

basically this, but with shoulder rather than leg:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1m60eg4C-8

>>82178717
kino

>>82180303
Was there still liquid in the crock for the entire cooking time? Hard-to-pull pork is usually caused by dryness.

I can't really give you any specific tips as I do mine in the oven though.

>tfw forgot to log out of my youtube profile on my dads laptop
>tfw sometimes check my history and find he has been watching the 'dirty nigella' video

>>82180378
My mom's laptop is filled with pictures of naked women and pictures of known-to-be-lesbian-or-bi-waifus and some random waifus.

>>82179403
>>82179411
No lie, if I was a waiter at that restaurant and I saw that faggot art dealer do that to her I'd kick the shit out of that old geezer, job be damned. Then I'd take a distraught Nigella to the back in order for her to freshen up and let her taste what real meat tastes like.

>>82180364
yeah, there was still some left after the initial 10 hrs, guess I'll just use more next time

>>82180378
>tfw when my son leaves me "Dirty Nigella" vids on my laptop

So proud.

>>82180262
now their food is just smothered in a ridiculous amount of cheese. it doesn't look tastey at all

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>>82180299
started off good but the greedy fuckers went too far

>>82180299
goes from looking like a tasty but unhealthy sandwich to a fucking abomination in the last few seconds

>>82179062
Reminder that an Aussie radio show played this to her when she was on the show and she hung up

>>82180754
cant they see its burned

>>82178472
My partner has the same body and is in the kitchen cooking all the time. She made Chocolate eclair for the first time. I can't stop eating them.

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>>82179644

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>>82180802
>My partner

>>82180797
A lot of guys who are into meat can't tell if something's burned for some reason. I've seen "professional" BBQers serve completely burned trash almost every time.

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I think we're straying slighty off topic

>>82178472
>tfw you find out she's jewish

why are their women so hot i want to be a jew now :(

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>>82181327
Truely God's chosen people

>>82179403
D R O P P E D

>>82179414
Jackposters BTFO

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>>82179971
>GORDON RAMSAY SEX DWARF

Every. Fucking. Time!

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>>82179655
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmgggggggnggggggggggggggg

>>82180256
Thats like cranberry sauce right?

>>82179736
I've never seen a monkey cook i'm pretty impressed.

>>82182879
I think called salmonella

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>>82180797
>burned
that's the smoked paprika in the spices mix's mane, it just looks burnt; certainly does no taste like it

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>>82178472
>tfw no young Nigella and Anne Hathaway to give me mind blowing, life ending double bj under the covers

>>82180797

The proper term is "blackened"

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>>82178472
>tfw no Nigella mommy to twirl me up on her favorite goy fork
;_;

>>82179613
Kino

when she was fat she was so fucking hot

>>82180067
>it's Wolverine makes a dinner episode

>>82184331
dumbass isnt even holding them right

youre supposed to have the claws going opposite directions, thats why he stumpling

>>82178472
My absolute favourite is the one where she gets busted for snorting cocaine then gets an injunction to stop the newspapers from reporting it.

>>82179414
Lmao

>>82183862
I'm sure it does, i can already taste the cancer.

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Nigella is hot af but why no love for Delicious Miss Dahl?

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>>82184592
psssssh mane
u dunno shit gnome sayin'?
go be a vegan in a public toilet or a truck stop

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>>82179414

>>82179324
bitch got a face like a leather handbag what are u smoking

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>>82179324
>people find this old trashbag hot

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>>82178804

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Superior cooking qt

>>82186414
what a waste of tits

>>82186414
C R I N G E
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>>82179324
>trying SO HARD to squeeze her chest flabs together tight enough with her upper arms to deceive viewers into thinking the slightly shaped cellulite-layers on her chest are tits
>someone married it
I guess it truly can always be worse.

>>82186542
I'd like to titfuck her ASS

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>>82178472
Which one will play her in the Nigella biopic?

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>>82186617

>>82186648
Why not both?

>>82186414
Dunno who that is. Is she a mental?
Imagine getting a handjob off that.

Hilarity ensues.

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>>82179324
>that face

>>82180754
Easily a $60 plate.

>>82187083
at least its not drowned in meat syrup

>>82179411
Be careful not to choke on your aspirations nigella

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>>82179414
lel you got me

>>82179414
Ava Delush or something