My friends are pressuring me into seeing GotG 2 today. Will I

>>82176807
Nah you'll probably gain 9 pounds eating all your junk food and carbonated beverages for the entire session sitting on your ass.

Tickets at my local place are $5, I'm thinking about going to see it because why the fuck not
Only thing I don't like about the place is that the urinals are like 1ft apart, and none of the toilet stalls have doors.
I've always had this fear that i'll suddenly have to take a shit while i'm there

>>82176853
Tickets at my place are the equivalent of $11.66, and that's including the discount I get for knowing the owner.

Just make sure you bring your falcon with you, OP.

ur too busy

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>>82176831
>mfw people who gain weight do not think of terminal illnesses

>friends

fucking plebs

>>82176807
Isn't it out next friday though? None of my local theaters are showing it until thurs.

>>82176877
Tickets on the other side of Blumpfs wall can be as low as $1.10, $2.25-5.00 at normal prices, depending on the cinema

>>82176807
just say I'm too busy
then they'll never ask you again
you lose your so called friends
end up alone
years after your only entertaineent is to watch movies in your flat. alone.
you watch GotG2 and realize it wasn't bad at all but you alienated your friends because of memes

>>82177268
powerful poetry

>not going on meerkat Wednesday for the bogof

>>82176807
just say "i'm groot" and go in your room

>>82177268
BUT I WANT TO FIT IN TO /TV/ CONTRARIAN CULTURE BY PRETENDING TO HATE SOMETHING EVEN THOUGH I KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE DECENT

>>82176807
Why did you type 'pounds' instead of pressing shift+3?

Also why the fuck are your cinema tickets costing £9? That's almost a bloody tenner.

>>82176807
DUDE REMEMBER THE 80'S?!?!?!

>>82176807
Its twice as good as the first one, but on a scale from 1-10, being a 2 isn´t that good

>>82176807
>friends
>gotg

>>>/reddit/

>>82176807
Dude just turn off your brain, bro.

>>82176807
As long as you expect a movie about the characters first and foremost with lots of eye candy then yeah, you'll enjoy it.

>>82177190
The fact that he said pounds and not dollars should have given you a clue.

So how badly has this movie flopped? Is Marvel bankrupt yet?

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>go to check the times and see this

>>82176807
How much beer does 9 pounds get you?

>>82178235
So far it's on pace to beat every Marvel movie apart from The Avengers. I would guess that it won't beat Age of Ultron either though.

>>82178271
Depends where you live. In London probably one bottle. In Hull on a students night, probably nine pints.

>>82178253
PLEASE explain this

>>82178253
Holy shit they're onto us.

>>82178289
I specifically asked how much beer does it get YOU. YOU. Why would I ask about me? I know how much beer costs where I live you shitforbrains captain autismo

If you like action and good CGI, you will enjoy it. Yet, it is not a good film, it's shitty script brings it down

>>82178339
The general you, >captain autismo

>>82178368
>general you
You mean the passive tense you.

>>82176807
>friends
GTFO

Fuck you I liked it. Drax alone made it worth it.

>>82177268
This. As In, just go see it with friends and forget about the epic dance off bro of the 1st movie before u end forever alone.

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>>82177268
well said anon

>>82178310

I think they keep the lights on, sound isn't as loud and people are free to run around and stuff

>>82178580
What the fuck. Wouldn't autists want to focus on the movie even more than regular people? That sounds like an ADD screening.

>>82177828

Do you not have a Cineworld? Standard 2D tickets are £11.50

>tfw remembering the days of seeing a film for a fiver with a student card

We have to go back :(

>>82178602

this is the description on their site

>Lighting will be kept on during the screening.
>Volume levels will be reduced.
>There will be no advertisements or trailers.
>Seating will not be allocated.
>Customers will be allowed to bring in their own food.
>Screenings will be at 11am on the first Sunday of every month.

Sounds better than a regular screening tbqh apart from the lights being on

>>82178676
They should have a depression friendly screening where you can bring alcohol and cigarettes

>>82178845
depression isnt a real thing though

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>>82176807
>my friends

>>82176807
watch it ironically.

i liked the first one. fuck you idiots.

its not some grand opus masterpiece but it was an enjoyable movie.

>go to a designated autism screening
>they do not hand out legos
i wish i was dead

Can any time travelers here tell me if this movie is going to better than Aliens Covenant?

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>>82179805
how do you go from this?

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>>82179859
to this?

>>82178625
I've got an Empire.

Last ticket I got was £7.50

>>82177190
It's been out for a week in Australia.

>>82179859
>dark mature oh shit this is gonna be some shit

>>82179873
>action packed wild aliens slicing and dicing trying to kill the hero who inevitably blows them up with a remote C4 to save the day!

it is better spaceshit than the actual new spaceshit flicks. so there's that.

Unless you're an arthousefag you'll like it. Saw it yesterday. Was much better than the first.

>>82179805

Legit time traveler here, Aliens Covenant is considered worse than Alien 4 in my time which i left behind and can never return too..

>>82177680
I saw it tonight, it's okay.
Chris Pratt is as always pure dogshit
Movie was predictable as fuck but it was worth the free ticket vouchers I had.

Also side note I live in Australia tickets here are getting closer to 25 dollars per person.

>>82177190
kek, american films now come out everywhere else first and only after we've all seen it, they stream to your iphones so you can watch it in the confines of your cuckshed. the trump presidency is really not changing anything so far.

>>82176807
>>82176807

Just watch the first one and determine that yourself.

>>82179943
we cant even leave our houses anymore to watch movies on release, risk getting killed by a mass shooter like the aurora theater guy xd

>>82179943
>american films now come out everywhere else first
Because the biggest income of these movies are from abroad.

>>82180001
because americucks too busy paying their $500 a month healthcare bills and million dollar 1 bedroom apartment bills lol

>>82179859
>>82179873
The real monster is David of course.

Don't give money to marvel and their shit movies. Tell your friends to stop watching shitty movies

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>>82180163
>friends
How new

>>82180163
>implying Marvel isn't the best thing that happened to modern cinema

>There are people in Britain that go to the cinema on a day that is not a Tuesday or Wednesday
Enjoy paying double, cucks.

>>82180177
What you on about?

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>>82180246

>>82180255
Stop being an autistic fuck

>>82180233
Some of us have jobs you parasite.

>>82180295
My condolences.

Don't watch it, it's fucking shit.

>>82176807

he kills his father, and gains celestial powers

end credits alludes to adam warlock and gives us a watchers cameo

save your money

>>82178460
>Drax going ham on the inside of the monster at the start of the movie
Gets me every time I think of it

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if i watch another loud, dumb, bombastic, high-pace, forced humor, oversaturated, mind-assaulting marvel movie my brain will explode

>>82176807
Is a ok movie above the average flick but nothing really special.

The first one was overall much better while Vol.2 did 1 or 2 things better than the first one.

Go see it is just 9 pounds,

You could stand to lose a few pounds. In fact go twice ya fat piece of shit.

It's a fun watch.
t. guy who paid 11 pounds

>>82176807
Why are you a pathetic fag?

>>82180288
You deserve my autistic rape

>>82176807
Watched it yesterday and in my opinion it wasnt as good compared to the first one.
It felt like they jumped to one comedy sketch/quips to another instead to progress in the story and or character build up. The last act was also horribly stretch out.

7/10

>>82181283
Shit opinion detected.

>>82181332
Marvel Drone detected.

He is right, especially when you watch the first one after you see the second one.

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>>82176807
It's fine. 7/10 space adventure

The ""jokes"" aren't funny unless you're a sitcom clapping american and nothing surprising happens. action's fun, story moves at good pace and characters are likeable.

>>82176807
It's a solid flick to enjoy with group of friends, especially if you're a bit drunk.

>>82178235
You know it's projected to take at least 500m dollars in the opening weekend right?

Worth seeing in the cinema, but it's underwhelming. The jokes are pretty bad, the main villain kind of sucks, but the action is really well done.

It's a 7/10

>>82178235
It won't flop man it as a great following after the first movie and is Marvel, everyone who hates and loves go see it.

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>>82176807

>His currency is named after a unit of measurement
>Telly tax
>Sunlight tax
>Cutlery license
>Semen rations

Yurop is so progressive

im going to watch it in an hour and afterwards i will come here to shitpost about it
the shitposting will probably more fun than the movie

Just got back and it was genuinely terrible. When I saw fucking pacman show up I cringed

>>82182250
Ego is evil, Yondu dies.

Saved you the price of a movie ticket.

>>82177268
that sounds familiar

I've seen it yesterday, if you like the first one you will like this one too.

>>82177828
They don't, they cost 13 pounds 20 pence. I'm friends with the manager's son.

>>82180177
1 year in May

>>82182418
This, Pac-man defeated this "big baddie", they sure surpassed the dance off

'I'm gonna build some weird shit' was the only time I actually laughed.

OP here, just came home from the flick. It was a 6/10, same score as every other Marvel movie. Kurt Russell is my favourite actor so I'm glad I saw it.

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>>82183342
It was mostly garbage, gave it a 6 because of the visuals and Drax. The jokes were honestly the worst I've ever seen in a film. We were supposed to laugh at people talking about Kurt Russell's penis.

>>82183342
>>82183408
Agreed, the jokes and quips are shit and timed horribly. Even Yondu's death is made into a quip. Tbh the only good parts were Debicki being hot and Yondu's one man army scene

>>82176807
well if you happen to like Drax, then prepare to be dissapointed

>>82183632
Yondu was the only interesting character. Marvel only killed him off because otherwise there would be no emotion to the movie outside of 2 minutes of Ego-Quill potential that they ruined.

>>82183702
Exactly, and even his death had to be quipped to death.

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TASER FACE LMAO

>>82178235
Increasingly nervous man? Is that you? I haven't seen you since the election.