Is /tv/ team Edward or team Jacob? Jacob is obviously the best

I'M Team Kristen Stewart

>>82175403
Edward is also rich and lives in a sweet house while Jacob lives on a reservation and wears jorts.

Team Edward obviously

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX5wk-6Mn5s

>>82175403
I'm team Cedric Diggory

>>82175403
>werewolfs are fuckin rad

You're never going to get laid

>>82175403
>Edward is a pedo
>Yet Jacob is literally a canon pedo that falls in love with Edward's baby seconds after it's born and then it ages super fast so it's less creepy

What sort of date would /tv/ like Edward Cullen to take them on? Respond with detailed answers when you read this, please.

>>82175403
What the fuck is this tumblr thread? Kill yourselves, all of you. Fucking embarrassing

The first movie un-ironically has a great soundtrack.

https://youtu.be/Ry6GAwDCI2I
https://youtu.be/GLNni7IL268
https://youtu.be/RvnkAtWcKYg

>>82176360
>I'm a big manly man, I go into threads I don't approve of and tell everyone they are pussies

Go back to /r/the_donald

Werewolf are pretty dope but your got to look beyond the kinky wolf sex. Do you want to live on a Indian Reservation for the rest of your life? Shit sucks. In universe the werewolves(at least Jacob's kind) aren't immortal. Take a look at Sam's girlfriend thats a warning sign man.

So with the immortality and money Team Edward

>>82176379

New Moon had a great one too. I don't know who they hired to put them together, but whoever it was did a good job.

>>82176240
and he's fucking fka twigs

all you faggots should die.

>>82176435
I think a part of it was the author's taste weirdly enough. Apparently Muse specifically inspired a lot of the films.

>>82176301
This. Jacob literally falls in love with a fucking newborn baby. And the baby wants it. Meyers is insane.

delete this faggot thread

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>First movie has very subtle make up work done, where if this was real life, you'd have to look close to notice any of the vampire's eyes weren't natural
>Sequels go full JUST and look like cosplay

What went wrong?

Neither because they're both white
https://youtu.be/rQ1of2aD4aM

>>82176511
kill yourself faggot

You know the movies had some good lighting now that I think about it

>>82176625
They are criminally underrated

>"When I read it, I was convinced that this was a book that wasn't meant to be published."

Is Robert Pattison /OurGuy/?

https://youtu.be/nFA6Ycch1EM

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>>82176636
you're a faggot

>>82176580
IMO Jacob is fine, he's got a nice tan, and dark hair and eyes.
Edwards got that sickly pale basement dweller look.

>>82176511
IMO the brighter contacts helped in the long run. The original saturation was almost unnoticeable from a distance, and their eyes could already turn back to a normal color at times. The makeup team needed something to show vampires in a fed state that would exaggerate them from actual humans.

>>82176360
newfag

>>82176580
What a faggot, from now on this is what I imagine all tripfags sound like.

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>>82176711
shut the fuck up queer

>>82176762
faggot

>>82176774
Why are you so mad, anon?

>>82176774
What does Blade got to do with Twilight?

Also if you watched the video you'd see it is in regards to racemixing with immigrants so they don't outbreed the white populace, I don't think the twilight universe has those kinds of problems.

>>82176331
I'm not picky. Cuddling would be nice

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look at the fucking state of you /tv/

>>82176859
Blame the tripfag

>>82176858
But Edward would be cold! How would you solve this problem?

>>82176331
Kill yourself you sick fucking faggot

>>82176816
Are you a hapa killkid?

Anybody who's team Edward is a vapid superficial slut interested only in money and big cars. Jacob has a heart of gold and the soul of a wolf, he's the only real choice here.

>>82176901
will u be my bf??

>>82176859
>>82175607

>>82176911
No

>>82176858
hurry up and get aids queer

>>82176939
you're a cancer on this board faggot

>>82176898
We would both stay clothed, and maybe cuddle under a duvet so it keeps the heat in.

>>82176983
kill yourself faggot

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I like to think about if I was a vampire what would be special ability be. Maybe I'm the only one who doesn't need to drink any blood, and I can sleep. That way I could just find a secluded crypt where no one would disturb me and I could cuddle Kris10 forever and ever

>>82177015
i had a better idea.. i kick you in the back of the legs and fuck you bareback doggy style, just as i am about to nut i whip out my twilight dvd and using the disc i look at me covering your mouth and busting up your nostrils as you fingers my taint. bitch.

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>>82177072
nah you should just kill yourself, everyone hates disgusting human garbage like you.

>>82176939
Why did you link to r/hapas in your video description then?

>>82177129
Because it's an impressive list of alt right people who publicly hate racemixing, yet they themselves have asian wifes. I think they secretly agree with me.

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JUST

>>82177159
Where are you from?

>>82177159
Racemixing only applies if you have children

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>>82177210

>>82177227
that's a shame

>>82177227
Future Elliot and Mayli right there

>>82177245
but this time their genders are reversed

bravo

>>82177159
fuck off faggot

>>82177282
>ayo fuck racemixing, BBC looks like poop in her pussy
>ayo asian rice dicks, we be comin for your women

You can't have both

>>82177324
you're a cancer on this board. kill yourself

>>82177324
Are you Asian?

team lumpy

>mfw that interview with Robert Pattison when the interviewer asks him what he's leaving the set of Breaking San part two with
>"'my dignity"

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>>82175403
I think I would go with Edward. They are both controlling but Edward is less obviously so, Jacob loses his spaghetti all the time and does not come with immortality. I don't want to live like a poorfag on a reservation with bunch of horny guys with anger issues.

>>82176360
you have 0 chill.

>>82177544
kill yourself faggot

I support this thread

>>82177776
fuck yourself

>>82177588
>>82177792
are you in the closet? Whats with this strong reaction

>>82177822
what's with your love for a bunch of movies aimed at teenage girls and horny housewives?

>>82177905
Real talk. Who would win a in a straight up fight?Edward or Jacob?

>>82177952
fuck off cunt, these movies were garbage for girls and you should feel bad for wanting to talk about them

>>82177952
Realisticly Edward, he's got superpowers while warewolf Jacob is just like an animal.

>>82177421
good is a great god, jihad

>>82177978
Hey, do you know where I could find any good Twilight fanfiction? Stephanie's mindblowing universe left a big hole in my heart when it wrapped up, and sometimes you just gotta scratch that itch, ya know?

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>>82178021
shut up faggot

>>82177905
you do know that I don't have to like the movies to role play some shit about them? also in retrospect those movies are comfortable if you don't mind burning some of your life away. back when they came out we were sure they were the worst thing ever but turns out we had not even seen the tip of the iceberg

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>>82178085

>>82177978
who are you to tell me what I should feel? also why are you so autistic that you can't handle people talking about something you don't like? are you some retard worried about /tv/s reputation or some idiotic shit like that?

>>82178134
>you do know that I don't have to like the movies to role play some shit about them?
what the fuck went wrong with your age group?

>>82178165
>are you some retard worried about /tv/s reputation or some idiotic shit like that?
no but i'm extremely comfortable shitting on people I see as faggots and retards.

>>82178216
In not getting a joke, you yourself have become a joke.

>>82178236
there isn't a joke to get, you're a feminised 90's born queer with a teen girls taste in movies. how many cocks have you sucked this week?

>>82178281
Zero, which funny enough, is the same level of self-awareness you possess.

>>82178366
i'm not the one obsessed with this faggot shit like you. keep defending your "joke" though

>>82178422
>I will as long as you keep the (you)s coming.

>>82178216
k. well Im uninfected by your shitting and you just seem like a pissy kid but keep at it if you want. maybe work on your skill

>>82178442
>>82178449
i'm not surprised you're a reddit queer looking for (you)'s, your faggotry gets more extreme with every post. which part of the 90's were you born in?

>>82178530
Goodnight, anon. Sweet dreams.

>>82176660
>Is Robert Pattison /OurGuy/?
He's actually a decent actor. Twilight is simultaneously why he has a career and why his career is already over.

>>82178530
give me one more, you slut

>>82178670
>He's actually a decent actor.
he was not good in anything I have seen him in.

>>82176511
this bugged the hell out of me
looks so overly glamorised

>>82179364
shut up faggot

>>82179383
pipe down you cocksmoker, you wanna dickride this franchise a little bit more you autistic little fan boy?

>>82179401
how can you be in to this faggot shit anon?

Do you know how of a fucking manlet jacob is you dumbass faggot OP, kys.

>>82175403
I feel like I'm in 2010 looking through this thread

Bella is perfect

>>82179451
Janny deleted half this thread, it was pics of manlet RDJ. Total chaos.

>>82179430
im not the one defending it at all costs. i just like the style and the setting of the first one. its comfy

>>82179521
it's faggot shit, you're a faggot

>>82179609
and here you are in a twilight thread

>>82179880
someone has to tell you guys who love this shit that you're faggots, your fathers obviously failed you.

>>82180003
For liking romance movies or vampire movies?

>>82180003
There are far worse and more degenerate things being discussed on 4chan right now, if you know where to look newfag.

Truth is this thread triggers you because you are out of touch with your feminine side.

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>>82180116
>>82180120
fuck off queers

>>82180120
>tripfag
>literal faggot
I remember when you started posting kid

>>82175403
I remember being in high school in 2006 and seeing a girl reading Twilight in one of my classes. I got her to suck my dick by pretending to also be a fan of the books. Later she became my girlfriend and sucked my dick like every day after school while I played with her tits.

>tripfags and redditors
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK