thoughts on the leaked trailer, /tv/?

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>>82170319
ooga booga where all the white women at?

Just throw the workprint into theaters, Sony. Do something innovative for once.

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>>82170319
>the dark tower

>>82170319
i think sony or whoever leaked it on purpose to try to get their finger on the pulse of how people feel about it.

listen up sony niggers, i think it's fucking awful. it's clear that you watered down all the spirit of the books to appeal to the masses. but the masses don't read the dark tower, and you've just pissed off a bunch of DT fans. By trying to cast a big net, you've pissed off the base and just made the DT (which could have been pure kino, you assholes) adaptation into another worthless action movie without any soul whatsoever.

>>82170319
>Nikolaj Arcel
literally who?

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Oh my god it's even worse then I thought .... This is world war z all over again

I read this series again every year or two and this is not the dark tower ... I don't know what this is

Did it leak again or something. I remember seeing an unfinished screener trailer back in late October.

I love the dark tower series I even tried to name my youngest Roland, ex wife wouldn't let me, but I won't be seeing this hot mess of garbage ... I'll just stick to the books

>"leaked"

Oh my god this actually is fucking sad. They turned what could've easily been an amazing episodic saga of movies into gross action schlock. This is fucking awful and if Stephen King was okay with this then he's become a fucking hack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZfiB4L7_vg

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>>it's too late for your world
>>it's not to late for mine

Not about saving the Dark Tower which is the linchpin of all worlds

No sign of any other members of the ka-tet ... No Eddie ... No Susannah .... No Oy.... Takes place in Jake's world not mid world or end world

I mean do you even try to dark tower bro?

>thoughts on the leaked trailer, /tv/?

niggers

Why didn't they cast Matthew Mcaunahy as the gunslinger? Is this a Sony Pictures production? Why did they blackwash this?

>>82170319
I wouldn't watch it if you paid me, Idris Elba cannot act, he's the meme actor of all time.

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I SWEAR IF THEY DON'T SHOW OY I'M GONNA KILL EVERYONE!

>>82170896
>become

>>82171117
>shit casting
>shit song choice
>shit trailer

Official trailer is coming out next week, I only read the first book and part of the second but it definitely looks way tamer than I would've expected. They want to make a four quadrant blockbuster out of some fucked up Stephen King shit.

>>82170319
Why is this man alone with a child? Is he going to fuck him? Is he planning on selling him for someone else to fuck?

>>82170319
>In the Dark Tower Idris Alba plays a porn star from the infamous website BLACKED.COM

>>82170603
WWZ isn't bad because it didn't follow the books. It was just bad.

Everyone complaining about it, comparing it to the series, are morons who can't think objectively.

The vast majority of people who have both read and watched a story can't judge them separately, which is what you should be doing.

You're all simpletons.

Will the high speech become some kind of evolved ebonics?

I sho could go fo some tooter fish popkins!