>man shaves in front of mirror >cuts himself

I shave as a way of distancing myself from nu-males
Your fashionable beards are gay

>>82162018
>shave without a mirror while taking a shower
>clean shave and never cut myself
Jokes on me, though - I have the facial hair of an Asian teen

>>82162018
>teen shaves
>leaves the bathroom with bits of toilet paper all over his face

???

>not using an electric shaver

It's like you WANT your face to resemble a missile test range

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>>82162018
>character takes a shit
>doesn't inspect toilet paper

>>82162402

>doesnt get up, squat down and and look at the poo

>cutting yourself with a safety razor

I've shaved without cutting myself for years

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>person typing on keyboard
>*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*

how do you cut self. don't you know the shape of your own face.

>>82162383
this desu senpai

>>82162059
It must suck to be so fragile that merely having facial hair would destroy your ego.

>person
>outside

>people
>talking

>human
>contact

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>>82162018

>jewish man makes film or tv
>promotes destruction of western civilization

>>82162402
>character wipes
>the TP is not coated in blood

>>82162514
>doesnt have to shove a wad of toilet paper up his ass so the blood doesnt soak thru his pants

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>brushes teeth
>no suds dripping down chin or arm

>>82162383
>not using an epilator
Don't you want the cleanest shave possible?

>brushes teeth
>body doesn't jiggle from the subtle movement

>in hebrew, rabi

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>character flushes
>toilet doesn't run over due to the excessive amounts of toilet paper clogging it

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>character shaves his secret enemy's neck with a straight razor
>tension builds
>nothing happens

>>82162488
I cringe every time this happens

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>tech savant doing something on the computer
>not constantly farting

Why do they make things so unrelatable?

>>82162477
It must suck to be so fragile that merely knowing someone doesn't have facial hair is destroying your ego.

>>82163084
That was a really pathetic response

>>82163166
I understand why you didn't like it.

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>character does thing