/IT/ General

>they wont include the turtle

why bother making this if so desu

>>82159075
What do you mean by turtle?

Any other parts of the book you guys want to see in the movie?

You only think you like the book since you've invested so much time into it.

>>82159219
Just the orgy.

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>>82159383
Maybe. Probably right. I'm doing the audiobook myself. About 27 hours in already. Never finished it as a kid cause it was too long. I need closure

>>82159113

See the turtle, ain't he keen? All things serve the fucken' beam

>>82159028
This movie is being produced by Sony, so it's guaranteed to suck

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>Just thought I'd join you Mike. Cause you can't win without me, you can't win without me and you know it don't you?

>You might have had a chance if all of me had showed up but I just couldn't stand the strain on my all American brain if you see what I mean jelly bean.

>All the 6 of you can do on your own is hash over some old times, and get yourselves killed. So I thought I'd head you off at the pass old Mikey. Head you off? Get it Mikey? Get it old pal? Get it you fucking scumbag NIGGER!?

What did Pennywise mean by this?

>>82159530
>Maybe. Probably right.
You really are a blade of grass in the wind aren't you retard?

>>82159711

Sauce on pic?

On a scale of 1 to 10...How surprised will you be when they don't show the grownup jew kill himself.

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>>82159530

>>82159926
I hear Raimi is taking over the director chair, so I think it's likely.

>>82159711
giv sauce nao

>>82159889
Just wanted a friendly conversation instead of debating the book's quality. RUDE!

>>82159400
Why worst part of the book

>>82160058
Because the movie Bev is yummy in my tummy.

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I would laugh like a seal if the bit where Bill BTFOs college feminists gets into the sequel.

>>82159711

SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE

Does Pennywise really run Derry as implied in the book? Like controlling the grown ups?

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>>82159711
M8 you still got a penis in the picture

>>82160092
Absolutely shit taste. "She" looks like a boy.

0/10 bald girls are gross

>>82159113


"See the Turtle of Enormous Girth"
"On his shell he holds the Earth."
"His thought is slow, but always kind."
"He holds us all within his mind."

"On his back all vows are made;"
"He sees the truth but mayn't aid."
"He loves the land and loves the sea,"
"And even loves a child like me."

>>82160555
2deep4me

>>82160463
She isn't bald. Are you confusing her with the disgusting Stranger Things girl?

Is Pennywise related to The Crimson King?

>>82159904
>>82159974
>>82160173
I'd post it but the mods would ban me. It's an anal gape picture.

>>82161123
Sort of. He's just a Cthulhu shape changer thing like Mordred or one of those low level mooks.

>>82161123

Pretty much >>82161291 he's a low tier level demon who decided to become a big fish in a small pond rather than a big fish in a bigger pond.

>>82160174
It's stated that Derry is his own private game reserve and as a psychic entity IT can influence people and the environment.

>>82161242
atleast post the url of the pic

>>82161337
He's more alien than demon. Its stated in the book that he crashed to Earth and began eating dinosaurs.

>>82161490
Stop being so desperate, holy shit. There are plenty of porn boards here.

>When I die, I guess I'll go with a library card in one hand and an OVERDUE stamp in the other. Well, maybe that's better than dying with a gun in your hand, nigger.


Is Mike /ourcoon/? All blacks should have to read this book.

>>82161337
Gan is the god of the King multiverse right?

>>82161490
Just go to rule34 my man.

>>82161495
I can't remember the exact wordings but that was more of a "Maybe it crash landed here in ancient times" sort of thing.

Either way, it doesn't matter because even if that were true it got retconned. The creature in 'It' is the same breed as the shapechanging stand up comedian 'Dandelo' in The Dark Tower series.

>>82159711
>this is the future Stephen King wants

>>82159028
>that scene in the book where Patrick Hockstetter jerks off Henry, spits on his dick and fondles his twitching little butthole while Henry giggles and ferrrrts in Patrick's mouth

Do you think it will make it in the movie? How about the orgy scene that fat redditnerds are all "grossed out by" yet can't stop bringing it up?

>>82159028
I would love it if they actually show yougn Ben's sidestory where he sees the clown standing on the frozen lake.

It surprises me that King hasn't been investigated for pedophillia considering the explicit content of most of his books.

>>82161495
Well he's from another dimension, the Todash Space. Also home to the creatures from the Mist, the vampires from Salem's lot, The Crimson King, and Dandelo.

King is such a cuck, but his lore is so comfy

>>82161872
Yeah because kids are never fucking other kids, ever, and everyone is utterly celibate until they reach the age of 30 like you

>>82161953
Must every single chapter of every single book be filled with graphic descriptions of a middle aged male in glasses sodomizing boys though?

>>82161242

It's Shad isn't it?

>>82161822
>start a conversation about IT

>that one fucking slug that always chimes in with "h-hae guise whut about dat orgy scene? p-pretty gross huh guise?? XD"

Funny how it's the one thing out of an entire 1200 page book that takes priority in their minds.

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>>82162032
>that one fucking slug
I know for a fact that it's more than one person. I do it and see someone else do it in every thread.

>>82162096
I'm going to start doing it now too.

>>82162021
No.

>>82162108
Glad to have you aboard.

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>>82162032
Be nice. He hasn't read the book. It's even more apparent when he claims "you only liked the book because muh sunk cost fallacy"

>>82161916
>Stephen King canon appears in his own lore and can just imagine things into existence

Literally My Immortal tier. Worse than Luuuuuuke and the rest of the Star Wars EU.

>>82159028
>>Mfw just got through that epic rock fight scene

I literally hate you.

>>82161337
This theory is hinted at by king but it's frustrating that it doesn't hold any water when you consider how vastly more powerful IT is than the pathetic CK we finally meet in DT book VII

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>>82162032
>not posting it

Queers.

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>>82162205

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>>82162205

>>82162187
Meh, outside that, everything involving Flagg and the creatures of the Todash space is pretty badass.

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>>82162240

>>82162266
Yeah, you're right. It is pretty fucking cool. There are just a few things that ruin it completely for me (Stephen King, The Dr Doom robots, etc)

>>82161723

It's in the original book. Nobody is retconning shit.

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>>82162272

>>82162272
There's something unsettling about a 30+ year old man narrating the act of an 11 year old girl getting railed.

>>82162298
And oh shit, how could I forget, The Crimson King himself when he is finally shown.

>>82162298
I want King to write a book around the Todash space, like a bunch of people try to duplicate the arrowhead project and they succeed, entering the dimension.

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>>82162306

>>82162305
Ok, prove it then.

>>82162314
>Badass Crimson King finally gets to do some badass shit
>He unironically reeees

>>82162313
i feel the same way, even though i love the book, i dont really know if it adds anything to the story besides being weird as shit

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>>82162349
>>82162313
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

>>82162314
The crimson king is literally a push over.

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>>82162379
Fin.

>>82162350
Reread IT. One of the kids see a primordial Earth and they see the origin of where he came from.

>>82161887
I know King likes to stock his universe and that sounds cool because it kind of makes IT an aoex predator. But in IT, the creature goes on about how there was only IT and the turtle and how it was used to being alone until the losers came and it sensed an "other" hardly seems like the beast came from a space with giant elephantine tentacle beasts vampires and Dandelo.

>>82161916
Early King is based,he had no problem being devil may care with taboo and he wasn't PC at all. He would write actual racist characters and not devote paragraphs to how bad they were or how regrettable it was that he did it,he just did it nd everyone knew the racist prick was a prick.I still appreciate all the fairly directed criticism towards harping females in books like The Shining

>>82161872
Who would investigate him for pedophilia? The authorities only get involved if a crime has been committed.

>>82163681
What's considered a crime?

>>82163698

Actions, not thoughts.

>>82162330
I want him to write another Alan Pangborn novel. In a perfect world he'd find a way to include Tak.

>>82163711
I'm curious of specifics.

>>82162190
Why it was grandiose in a childish way. Took me back

>>82163698
Lewd and Lascivious acts on a child,possession of child pornography. Just being pedo isnt a crime,if it is theyd need to build a prison just to house the ones they find on 4chan alone.

>>82163762
One day using tor has shown me that they don't enforce shit. I wanna gouge my fucking eyes out. There's that shit and animal mutilation/beastiality everywhere. People are probably using Tails OS though.

>>82163612
Finally someone else in all my years on the internet who feels the same way I do about early King.

>>82163854

Do you have links to these "animal videos" you speak of?

>>82161916
The Tommyknockers is one of the worst books I have ever read. Stephen King can be great but he can also be complete dogshit.

>>82164002
you don't know what i want

>>82164524
I'm guessing it would be illegal to link it and I also don't want to help people distribute animal cruelty. Also, If I were you, I would never touch any onion links without using Tails.

>>82159028
>They won't include the [SPOILER] child orgy that happens in the sewers [SPOILER]

>>82164850
You fucked it up!

>>82164869
how you do it?

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>most popular american novel
>most popular horror novel

>practically 0 good art of scenes from the novel

What's the deal?

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>>82164909

>>82164927
eww

this board needs a containment board for generals

>>82165592
Needs a containment board for your generic shitposting threads of comic book movies that nobody bothers to question

>>82164976
cool

>>82163612
>having race realists as villains
>based

>>82162205
>>82162240
>page 1035
wow so literally 91% of the book has happened and this is all you guys remember or talk about

you guys are all children

Feel like Im in elementary school and someone saw a boob in a book or magazine

>>82166607
>Mommy! Mommy! I'm getting upset at these sillies boys on the internet!

>>82166607
Yeah I agree. It's shameful that these faggots can't cool it for a second and actually discuss the movie. On another note, did you hear there was a sewer orgy in this book? What the fuck

>>82166646
I'm not upset Im looking down on them to be more exact

>>82166239
And yet he looks better than the fat chainsmoking manlet

>>82162240
>>82162205
I've never read a Stephen king book before, are all his books written this atrociously?

>>82168166
And to clarify I'm not talking about the concepts or the lore, as many of the films I've seen based ofhis books are very good, but the actual writting

>>82161432
OP as fuck

>>82168013

A daring synthesis

>>82168166
>>82168282
“Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.” (Bloom, 2003)

>>82169277
Explain further please

>>82168166
>I've never read Stephen King
What have you read?

>>82169321
Jesus Christ.

>>82162197
Everything after Dandelo in VII is garbage.

>>82164115
I actually liked that one. King hated it though.

>>82163930
Sadly "they don't make em like that anymore."

Im honestly curious how the upcoming IT movie is going to tackle these topics.

>>82164115
Isn't The Tommyknockers the one inspired by HP Lovecraft?

>>82169395
>good parts of VII
>Dixie Pig
>Blue Heaven
>Castle Discordia

>shit parts
>anything with Mordred (especially Flagg)
>Self-insert shit/Jake arc
>fucking Patrick
>Crimson King is a coot with a box of grenades
>Susannah fucks off

>onlythedeadknowtheendofsuffering parts
>the Tower

>>82159400
What the FUCK was Stephem King thinking lmao.

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If you don't love him you're dumb

>>82169767
He was thinking about little kids fucking, obviously.

>>82169705
A lot of his and everyone elses shit is based on Lovecraft. The Mist might be what youre thinking of

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>>82169779
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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>>82169362
You're the third person to tell me that today.

I'm starting to connect some dots

>>82169869
>I'm starting to connect some dots
Are you sure?

>>82169726
unbelievably low effort shoop anon, apply yourself holy shit

>>82169891
>Tfw to intellegent for 4chan

>>82170056
You don't know that feel.

>mfw you will creepily write out your pedophilia fantasies (while jerking it furiously in coke fueled fury) in your degenerate novel made for the modern American retard audience and get heaps of cash and praise for it

He should just write a book about Jesus coming back to earth but he is actually a child rapist and the diverse team childhood friends representing a rainbow of colors and sexual orientations must team up to destroy the ancient evil. It takes place in Maine obviously and will include graphic descriptions of Jesus deflowering the various victims before returning them to their backward and insanely evil Christian red neck parents.
>TV miniseries coming in 2018

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>>82160555
I always wondered if Sunny was referencing The Turtle with this bit

>>82170273
I think it was more related to this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Turtle

>>82166351
Calm down Alt-Right boy.

>>82162306
Ben confirmed for biggest cock out of all of them. Is he, dare I say it /ourboy/?

>>82170180
You know writing that made his dick diamonds. YOU JUST KNOW

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>>82162314
I can't think of a more anti-climatic final showdown.

>>82170315
I don't like indie bookstores.

>>82169720
>>Crimson King is a coot with a box of grenades

I've never been able to forgive this. The fucking guy was built up across books that weren't even the core Dark Tower books, and the payoff is he's some mangy old faggot with harry potter grenades. Even in the comic books he's this fucking ancient dark spoopy prim-born werespider who kills babies just by speaking.

King needs to go back and rewrite the chapters before the coda, because fucking hell. It's not like he hasn't done shit like that before (The Stand)

Will they do the giant bird scene? No one ever talks about it. Scary as fuck.

>>82169861
>>82162379

Sure is reddit in here

>>82160122
From what I remember King mocked academia and serious literature because most students were bullshitters. I respect King and love On Writing as well as some of his other stuff, but he came off as someone who could never really get into good literature.

>>82169827
>A lot of his and everyone elses shit is based on Lovecraft.
The Tommyknockers is specifically based off HP Lovecraft.

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>King's best book will never get a movie

Why live?

>>82170818
The Long Walk was a Richard Bachman novel. Can't you read, retard?

The rock fight is now a fireworks fight with the Bowers gang.

The 6 boy Losers are getting BTFO, but Bev shows up to save their asses like a badass, and sends the bullies home to their mommies and shitting their pants, and the 6 boys are all "ALL RIGHT, BEV! YOU ROCK, BEV!"

>>82159383
I've read It a bunch of times because I love It.

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>>82171395

>>82161631
I'm black, and holy crap, Mike is. He's a good guy.

>>82171765
>ywn live in a men only society untainted by disgusting bleeders
life is suffering

>>82170535
I agree. I loved that scene.

>>82169334
The last 10 books I read were
Madame bovary
Moby Dick
Illiad
Watership down
Brave new world
1984
Alice in wonderland
Blood meridian
Great expectations
Picture of Dorian gray

BEEP BEEP RICHIE

>>82172224
>reading fiction

>mfw no one talks about Patrick Hockstetter's death
>mfw I love reading that part
>mfw people will think I go back fir the gay part

>>82159904
>>82159974
>>82160173
Kill yourselves

>>82172296

It's mostly the parts leading up to it describing Patrick's mind. It really perfectly encapsulates how a true sociopath thinks and is really interesting.

>>82171997
But I love women, almost as much as you love pandering.

>>82172290
What did he mean by this?

>>82172370
>I love women
kill yourself mangina

>>82159826
thats a weird way to spell Warner Bros.

What does he mean when he keeps saying they all float down here he didn't bring all his victims down with him

>>82159028
Already read the book. I love the plot twist of It being some evil force that has existed since the beginning of time

I hope they show all this in the movie as well as It crashing on earth in a spaceship type of thing

>/tv/ is the only good place to have a king thread because /lit/ are huge snobs

Favourite books lads? Love Desperation and Revival myself

I think he shines in short stories alot as well though

>>82172535

"here" the place beyond the edge of the universe where IT came from.

>>82172581

Desperation isn't as good as The Regulators. Neither is as good as The Running Man.

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>>82159075
Wait the 90's mini series didnt have the turtle? never seen the mini series.

FUCK THEM THE TURTLE WAS GREAT

>>82172496
no, then my wife and daughter would be sad

>>82172585
That's cool as fuck but what does he mean by that their souls are floating?

>>82159826
the Dark Tower is Sony

>>82172652
that anon is wrong. Why would It wanna bring kids' souls back to his paradise?

>>82172601
>regulators better than desperation

Regulators is a meme version of desperation

>>82172652

It's a metaphysical realm. When Bill fights IT his mind leaves his body and the fight takes place in a non-physical realm which would destroy Bill's mind and soul.

IT has a physical form which does need to eat but really it exists in the ether and feeds on the souls.

>>82169777
How much do you get paid for sitting in a room for 44 hours and recording an audiobook?

>>82172712
>but really it exists in the ether and feeds on the souls.
really? I never got that from the book.

It is just a spiritual being that created a physical part of himself and uses this part to feed on kids

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>>82172581
favorites:
>The Dead Zone
>IT
>Misery
>Different Seasons
>Revival
>11/22/63
>Dark Tower
>Hearts in Atlantis
>Bag of Bones
>The Stand
>Under the Dome
>Gerald's Game

>>82172749
>It is just a spiritual being that created a physical part of himself and uses this part to feed on kids

Right, that's what I said.

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>ywn see a prequel film of the Turtle creating the universe

I only ever saw the movie, is there a place where I can watch the miniseries?

>>82172690

Both are good, I just think the concept is more interesting. An autistic kid bringing his fantasies to life and destroying a neighborhood.

>>82159826
Produced by New Line Cinema and Warner Bros

>>82172798
Your question is nonsensical.

>>82172798
what? There's so far only one adaptation of the book onto the screen. It was a miniseries, but some call it a movie.

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Is there hope that this novel could be made into a say 16 episode tv show? The book has tons of historical moments of the town, LOTS of backstories. They could easily do a tv show.

>>82172844
>It was a miniseries, but some call it a movie.
Well that's retarded.

>>82172816
Is that the one you read first?

I'm not knocking your opinion, but it is in the minority.

>>82172849

Not likely, but it looks like they are bringing in more of the history. The trailer seems to imply that they are replacing Mike's Bird Scene with The Black Spot which is cool.

>>82172832
>>82172844
The mini series also had a dvd release which is where it was edited into a movie. the mini series is slightly longer.

So what that anon is referring to: he wants to watch the ORIGINAL broadcast version of the mini series from the 90's and not the dvd movie version.

I too have been trying to track this down but can't

>>82172859
I guess.
It was only a 2part miniseries, and combined into one 3-hour feature on DVD.

>>82172872

Actually I saw the Desperation movie first, then the book, then The Regulators. And yeah I do seem to be the minority, it was just a much more different concept while Desperation was too similar to The Shining to me.

>>82172859
No it's not retarded see
>>82172891
The mini series was edited into a movie

IMDb states
>Runtime: 192 min | 187 min (DVD)
So the mini series is slightly longer

>>82172915
>see
Stop telling people to see posts that just happened, I already saw it.

>>82172891
>slightly longer.

All that's missing on the DVD is the opening credits and the scene where Bill arrives to his B&B and checks in and the desk lady goes gaga over him and keeps saying her name is Betty Ruth.

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>>82172844
>There's so far only one adaptation of the book onto the screen. It was a miniseries, but some call it a movie.

>>82172581
I thought The Regulators was cool. Partly because there is no way it could ever successfully be made into a movie,it's too weird.

>>82172945

read the details idiot, they are the same thing.

>>82172943
oh ok thanks. i doubt i will watch it cos apparently it butchers the book

>>82172943
to clarify: it's only missing the opening credits for Part 2, because they're identical to Part 1 and we saw them at the beginning of the DVD.

So really all that's missing is one pointless scene, although yeah it sucks that it's technically incomplete.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NCqFbpviI0

Henry Bowers.

>>82172950

That's why I love it, it's probably the goofiest book he's written and is awesome.

>>82172952
>read the details idiot, they are the same thing.
No they are not

Mini series is 192 mins long and DVD is 187 mins long

Don't make me throw something with being annoyed when people can't understand that these are 2 different versions and not just the same thing

>>82173001

And do you know what's in those 5 minutes? Credits.

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>>82172945
>www.imdb.com/title/tt0099864
>www.imdb.com/title/tt0099864/combined

>>82172581
haven't read too many, but the last one i read was the long walk. pretty good. i wasn't expecting a book about kids walking to hold my attention.

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>that Eddie vs his overbearing mother dynamic

>that showdown Eddie vs Mom in the hospital

Wow I could relate so fucking hard. My moms still a psycho

>>82173035

It's genuinely great and the characters are all great.

>>82173001
It's just missing part ones credits and the 'To Be continued' at the end of part one

>>82172997
I loved everything about it. Tak speaking in a John Waynes voice, the Saturday morning cartoon characters.

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>>82172976
>although yeah it sucks that it's technically incomplete.
I spent $50 for the 7th season of Waterloo Road after watching 240p rips of the broadcasted season online and guess what... so many scenes are missing, the music has been changed due to copyright (for some reason they had to change the music when putting on a dvd release).

Talk about how fucking annoyed this makes me and yeah it does say on the back cover that "music and original running time differs from broadcast version".

Welp looks like I am stuck watching the shitty quality of the aired version for the official experience

>>82172963
If by butcher you mean better than the book, yes it does. The same way The Shining does.

>>82173095
So you literally have autism.

>>82173076
And Betty Ruth.
Sucks for that actress, her one scene being cut from the DVD.

I wore out the tape of the original broadcast, we watched it a hundred times. Or I'd rip it.

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You'll float too

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>>82173127
>about 5 minutes of each season has been cut out
That's not autism. That's being fucking annoyed with the cuts that each episode has on an official home release!

>mfw this guy cheats on his gf on the left with continuously secretly banging the chick on right
DUDE TEEN TESTOSTERONE LMAO

>>82173179
I can't wait to fall asleep to this turd of a crap.

>>82173197
>>about 5 minutes of each season has been cut out
fuck I meant 5 minutes of each episode

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>>82173129
>mfw my parents threw out every vhs tape we had that had lots of rare 90s commercials and those classic seinfeld episode logos before it hit to commercials

>>82173179
>yellow eyes

Nice.

>>82172993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwpsXdqxjYg

3:30 mark, cops to it.

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>>82173197
>It's an Alec Newman tries to give life advice to a rebel Muslim episode

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>>82172875
Interesting change but I really wanted to see Mike have an encounter with a miniature Giant Claw

>>82173359

I agree it would be cool to see the Giant Birb but since the book is so fucking long cuts have to be made. So for me replacing the Birb with the more important historical stuff is an acceptable change.

And I could be wrong, we could get both. I just don't think we will.

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My quick paint job of the deadlights with how I imagined it with bright beams of light while It's true form (a very hairy 1 eyed beast) sits in the center meditating :)

What do you guys think of John Oliver's cameo in the movie?

>>82173478

Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?

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>>82173698
>paint chips
FUCK that brings back memories. I used to collect them but no not eat

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Can someone convince me to watch a Stephen King film or read one of his works? I've only seen
> Room 1408
> Dreamcatcher
> The Mist
> That godawful sheer garbage YUMMY IN MY TUMMY passage

and he sounds like a shlocky hack to me, literally the McDonald's of literature except it tastes like feces too.

>>82174044
It has tons of creepy monsters as well as lots of pages on character bios, history of the town so if you think King just wrote It for childhood fantasies as plebs on here say then no that is not correct.

Really it's a great book and the sci fi themes of where It comes from etc was great fun reading

It's a 12,000 page book so listening to the audiobook might be better

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>>82174030

>collecting paint chips

>>82174107
What did you collect as a kid? bottle caps?

*laughs internally and externally*

>>82159028

They won't. It will receive a 40% on Rotten Tomatoes at best.

>>82174140

Star Wars merchandise. Micro Machines, collectible card game, action figures. Worth a decent amount now.

>>82174044
Perfect description of him.

So Pennywise is showing up in the castle rock miniseries. Will he be played by Bill?

>>82172224
That list is try hard as fuck but those are all phenomenal books, good job if you aren't lying for the sake of irony.

>>82174089
So a 12 000 page videogame where you're forced to read every little journal entry and item description. Nice.

>>82174353
>reading every single journal entry and page item in a game
I don't have the time for that shit

>>82159075
manturin is in IT? huh should read it sometime

>>82174487

He's not named as such but it's obviously him. Assuming you've read The Dark Tower IT is the same species as Dandelo.

>>82174044
so
>the shawshank redemption
>green mile
>misery
>pet cemetery
>the shinning
the list goes on, theirs literally dozens of good to great sk movies

>>82172576
Sorry. For whatever crazy reason Redditors can not handle ancient or alien forces.

>>82174510
yea I figured IT=/=dandelo didn't know manturin was in it

>>82174574

No, IT = Dandelo

>>82174599
thats what I said, except the way you've said it means their the same person/thing their not their just both the same type prim creatures

>>82172849
>Is there hope that this novel could be made into a say 16 episode tv show?
I mean, that's what every faggot who doesn't understand production values wants. Eventually the market will answer 4 da money.

>>82174653
Your use of the symbols is confusing. Please use your words next time as your grasp of symbols is lacking.

>>82174667
*a 10 episode miniseries. 16 = baaaaaad like TWD. 10 or 13 = gooooood like HBO or Netflix.

>>82174673
pls just lurk moar, or learn basic maths

>>82173044
Pychotics authority is better than no authority (or mummy) at all.

>>82173206
I'm sorry you have autism and a low IQ.

>>82172610
That's great A'Tuin, not Maturin from IT.

>>82172535
He means that they will float in the sewer water where he lives, just like the feces he sees daily. He often cooks the poop for breakfast, there is a whole chapter about Pennywise getting out of bed, fishing for fresh turds and eating them.

That's why I love Stephen King, he has a wicked style and he takes his concepts all the way in world building.

>>82174829
Manturin and A'Tuin would get along great, manturin would ask A to cut his silly shit out tho

This new Pennywise has to be the scariest movie monster we've seen in years. Literally years. There's two scenes in this movie that absolutely sent shivers down my spine. First when Pennywise possesses the slideshow and we finally get to see his very creepy and mental face in the final scene. What a build-up! I nearly pissed myself.

The other one is in the basement, first we see the excellent performance by Georgie's actor. You'll float too never has sounded more epically scary. And then Pennywise rises from the waters. I jumped in my chair and still do when watching this. I can tell I will be on the edge of my seat in theatres this september.

>>82174721
I beg to differ

>82174875
I really wish their was a 'report for blatant shilling' option

>>82172816
If I had that power there would be giant women wearing flats taking them off and stomping around on everybody with their SMELLY feet

>>82172875
holy shit bugs bunny shilling is real

>>82174089
Scariest thing in the book is those three boys going for a swim in the water tower and then realizing they can't reach the rim to climb back out

>>82174089
I've listened to 6 audiobooks and the only one with great acting was Steven Weber reading IT.

drider

>>82175092
Listening to it right now with him he's the best. Was listening to one on YouTube with another guy he was terrible

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>>82175404
He masterfully says shit that could never get in any movie. Every actor should be forced to hear him scream GAAAAAAAAA! NEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAA!

>>82170818
This was one of the first I read of his books. I really enjoyed it, but it might be hard to make a film version

>>82175475
he's scarier looking than any monster he could create

Tak > It

>>82176906
How convenient you say that when a thread is on page 10.

>>82174829
In which chapter does Pennywise eat shit?

>>82176977
Tak >>>>>>>> It!!!!!

Anon, if you'll come with me, you'll float too...