>film has a hacker

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>>82158003
>It's a girl

>>82158053
>It's a GOTH girl

>the hacker is a skinny beta loser

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>hacker rides skateboard

>>82158091
>in all black clothes, with a hood up

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>>82158053
>>82158003

>Film has a girl

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>the hacker has sex and a girlfriend

>>82158003
>>82158081
>implying you don't love this scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ

>the hacker speaks exclusively in scientific gobbledegook

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>Hacks into the Pentagon database in under 10 seconds

>film
>hacker is a girl
>"teehee I was cracking NASA satellites and swiss bank codes while all the other girls were playing with barbies ;)"

>"Shit, I've run into their firewall"

>>82158181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7Hn1rPQouU

>implying you never considered dropping the cyber-nuke

"I NEED 10 MINUTES"
"You have 5"
>does it in 3

>>82158288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xRqXYsksFg

You have a lot to learn

>>82158155
kino

http://hackertyper.net/

>>82158155

>I'VE NEVER SEEN CODE LIKE THIS
>it's just a bunch of random pop ups


Jesus fucking Christ

>You think you can hack it?
>I know I can.
>How?
>I designed it

>>82158081
desu though:
non-goth girls working in CS get put into project management positions early in their careers

>>82158276

Literally

>Start counterstrike

Lmao

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>*beep*
>i'm in

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>>82158003
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e27_1327440153

This might be the most retarded thing I've ever seen

>>82158003

The Kevin Mitnick movie was pretty fucking realistic (not surprising) considering it was based off of the real "Great fugitive game" and his feud with Tsutomu Shimomura). Pretty much nailed 80-90's phone Phreak and early hacker culture (social engineering, kinkos, brick cell phones, phone companies and Mitnick sitting in his bathtub for days looking at stolen code as opposed to 10 super duper pass crackerjack IM IN IM IN bullshit.)

>>82158587
*as opposed to 10 second

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>>82158003
>film has a frog

>types euihgoqieurhoigqheroihgqoirghqieorn gqoeuirngqoierhgioqnerg
>hits enter
heh. child's play

>>82158288
>this takes 60 minutes
>do it in 60 seconds while getting your dick sucked or I'll kill you

lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfy5dFhw3ik

>>82158684
>screen starts beeping loudly after hacker crosses his arms and closes his eyes
>"What?! How did find me put?!"

>>82158053
are you implying girls dont start experimenting with code at the age of 13 and then spend all their adolescence locked in their room learning the craft of hacking?

are you a sexist or something?

>not realizing its kino to exaggerate the stupidity of 'hacking' as far as possible without it being blatant

that is what makes it funny

>>82158081
tick tick tick TIME BOMB

>>82159724
>i-it's stupid on purpose you idiots

>>82158652
name 5 (five) movies, 3 TV shows, 7 opera and 4 commercials where its the case

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>>82158782

>skull appears on flashing red screen
>ACCESS DENIED

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>>82158155
When they both start typing.
Every time

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>>82158155
Jesus fucking christ

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>film has a slasher

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>>82160337
>name 5 (five) movies
Frogs
The princess and the frog
Hell comes to frogtown
Ribbit
The muppet movie

>3 TV shows
The muppet show
Srg. Frog
Futurama

>7 opera
Opera of the frogs
The wind in the willows
The perfect stranger
Frog and toad opera
L'enfant et les sortilèges
Platée
Red frogs

4 commercials
Budweiser
Nintendo
Raid
Scottex

>>82160357
>the skull shrieks at you and bars come down with a clang sound

>>82158155
>unplugs the monitor