>hey anon, wanna catch a movie later?

>>82144890
Yes I would, Arnold.

please be gentle with me

>N-no, but you can take my wife instead! H-heh heh.

>nice day for a ride

>>82144890
I would carve my mother's heart out of her chest and eat it if I got to sit down with Arnold Schwarzenegger and watch movies.

THICCCCCCCCCCCCC

>>82144890
https://youtu.be/EmimnKgAeHg

>>82144890
Roiding cuck faggot.

>>82144980
Don't know why that made me laugh desu

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>>82144980
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>>82144890
Pfft, i bet his FTP is under 200W, fucking top-heavy Fred, bet he cant even break 25mph on flats.

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>>82144980

I mean I love my father but I definitely would trade him for Arnold any day

>>82144980
I forgot about this kino

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>>82144980
He's a big guy

Cyckling is god-tier for cardio if you have a lot of muscle that makes running way too consuming on lungs and bones.

>ywn live in 70s california and cycle to the gym with arnuld to work out for 8 hours before eating four steaks for dinner

Yeah, we can watch Conan and Commando.

>>82145173
>tfw my dad looks similiar to arnold

It's like i'm playing life on easymode. God-tier strong eye-brow genes.

>>82145230
I actually now a chick whose granddad was a black guy who worked out at gold's gym during same time as arnold. Arnold once babysitted the chicks dad when her grand dad had to go to a meeting. Appearently the grand dad thought Arnold would be the easiest to agree to sit his kids. He went to Mcdonalds with the kids.

Craziest thing is, i live in Finland.

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>>82145363
>black girl
>finn

>>82145787
She's only 25% american black which is like 10% african.

>>82145953
I believe you then.

>>82144980
>JUST
fuck im crying from laughing

>>82144890
yes Arnie, but only if after the movie we can go to my place and you treat me like the little bitch that I am. I want to bounce on your veiny cock four hours while you move me around with your strong arms and throw me on the bed. I would gladly swallow the semen after or spread it on my ass cheeks so you can make white jelly when you penetrate my little asshole.

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>>82147280
Is this the average /tv/ poster now?

>>82144980
lmao

>>82144890
Only if you promise to push my mouth down onto your massive cock like I was a thing you owned.

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>>82144890

That's really a female that has been given an insane amount of hormones. That's why it is making the masonic '13' hand sign here. Male to female trannies do a reversed version, with the lone finger next to the thumb.

>>82144980
>all these underage retards laughing at this

/tv/ was a mistake

>>82144980
HAHAHAHHA HOLY FUG :D

>>82144980
fucking classic

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>>82144980
what did anon mean by this?

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>not wearing a helmet
kill yoursel-

>>82144890
Looked at the little bike and had to look this up.

>Off-Season Weight: Around 260 lbs.
>Competition Weight: Around 235 lbs.

I thought bodybuilders weighed less actually.

>>82144890
JA

>>82144980
top wew

>>82144980
>JIST

>>82149633
If you want to gain muscle, you must eat enough that you have the strength to train very hard and gain mass. That requires eating so much you also gain fat. Then they lose as much of the fat and and as little muscle as possible for competition season.

>>82144890

TIME TO LIFT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_jb2VsvyPI

>>82149633
>little bike
Look at the head tube. It's huge. That's not the bike of a sub-6feet manlet.

>>82144980
what the fuck

>>82144980
fuckin kek

WHO TOL YOU YOU COULD EAT MAI COOKEES?

>>82144890
Later? How about now?

Why watch a movie when we can lift
IM FUCKIN ZYZZ BRAH

>>82144934
You must have a horrible mother.

>>82148652

guess you're a big guy then

>>82145363
you finns are so gullible, believing every stupid story

>>82144890
I'd love to hang out with Arnie. He seems like he'd be a fun guy to get drunk with, and he can wingman you.

>>82152009
Apparently when he gets drunk he says the n-word A LOT.

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>>82149599
Post more tomboys please

>>82152038
>ywn get drunk with Arnie and go on a /pol/ tier rant with him while watching old Arnie movies

>>82144980
TV BTFO HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER

>>82144980
Shit, I hadn't heard that in a while.