What's his problem?

>>82144023
sand, lava, lack of limbs

He had this song on repeat for too long:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYU-8IFcDPw

>>82144042
fuck I thought it was vader then I watched your shitty gif

>>82144042
That's Kylo Ren, not Vader.

I like to imagine that Ben shares Anakin's hatred of sand though.

Poor Han

>>82144047
Fucking kek

>>82144047
CRAWLING

Vader was taller than him.

>>82144760
When will they learn.

>>82144023
>too much light in me, not enough darkness.
>never be like grandpa.
>had to kill dad, still no dark.
>can't fuck the Rey.
>she rekts you without any training.

He has a hard life.

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>>82144852
>>can't fuck the Rey.
>she rekts you without any training.
Shit

>>82144961
HE TOOK A BOWCASTER SHOT TO THE FUCKING HIP, HE WAS INJURED AND SHE DID HAVE FUCKING TRAINING, THEY ESTABLISH SHE WAS USED TO FIGHTING WITH THAT GOD DAMN STICK SHE USED AT THE START OF THE MOVIE

JESUS CHRIST

>>82145017
>SHE DID HAVE FUCKING TRAINING, THEY ESTABLISH SHE WAS USED TO FIGHTING WITH THAT GOD DAMN STICK SHE USED AT THE START OF THE MOVIE
A stick is not a lightsaber and she had no training of the force.

Should have just killed him off in VII.

Weak nobody.

>>82145153
How do you know Kylo had any actual lightsaber training?
Maybe Luke abandoned the use of lightsabers alltogether in his Academy and Kylo got influenced by the dark side, built his own lightsaber and just killed everyone in there with his boys.

Also Kylo never even tried to kill Rey in the entirety of TFA, at the end he just wanted to take her as an apprentice because he felt that she has great potential. Then Rey had that Force meme vision and went raging by surprise

>>82145188
He's the best executed character in TFA and will certainly be the most fleshed out character in the whole new trilogy, go look for your generic "badass cool evil guy #507" elsewhere

>>82145221
>How do you know Kylo had any actual lightsaber training
Because JJ literally said so?

>>82145221
>Also Kylo never even tried to kill Rey in the entirety of TFA
Stop justifying him being a weak cuck.

>>82145221
Now Go Home And Get Your F**king Shinebox

>>82145221
the people who mad the force awakens are autistic and think the force is a video game stat that boosts your combat skill by 200%
rey activated her force hotkey and suddenly she is a master swordsman, pure autism

>>82145221
>Then Rey had that Force meme vision and went raging by surprise
Who the fuck is gonna buy this shit?

>>82145305
Luke did the same thing in ROTJ, went raging on the most powerful Force user in the galaxy and BTFO'd him.

If Sheev was beside Rey in that Kylo vs Rey fight he would jack off to Rey going mad on yelling DO ITT DO ITTT

He is just a more autistic skywalker than anakin. Go figure.

>>82145399
Luke was the best skywalker.

>>82145388
>Luke did the same thing in ROTJ
no he didnt you retard that was vader fucking with his head, he didnt close his eyes and tap into le force power boost. he was tricked into using his anger but overcame it. if that was what rey was doing it was portrayed so horridly i dont know what to say.

>>82144023
that scene right there ruined any chance of anybody taking him even slightly serious as a """villain"""

then again everyone was cartoonish in that movie. man fuck marketing committees

>>82144023
He acts more feminine than Rey.

>>82145536
The scene itself is good and his delivery on GUAAAARDSS is on point, the problem was they made it comical with the troopers turning around so the scene loses all impact

We had a +300 post Kylo thread just yesterday, seems like /tv/ really likes his character

>>82144023
He's white, white people are fucking crazy bruh

>>82144023
>>82144047
This fits so well.

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>>82145671
People have a love/hate relationship to him.

He's in a shit movie with a mary sue protagonist.

>>82145017
>HE WAS USED TO FIGHTING WITH THAT GOD DAMN STICK
>>82145221
>How do you know Kylo had any actual lightsaber training?

I just started watching these movies and you fanshits are the worse there are.

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>>82145671
>seems like /tv/ really likes his character
>Implying /tv/ users actually like an edgy vader fanboy

>>82145835
/thread

>>82145221
>>82145017
>this desperate to make excuses
>>82145873

Go back >>>r/eddit

>>82145017
How does it feel typing all that with jew mouse dick in your mouth?

sith apprentice > galactic sand nigger

Doesn't matter the situation, doesn't matter the context. A maRey sue and a stormnigger beat a fucking sith apprentice. Fuck off.

>>82145829
Well he's a edgy loser fan of vader who do REEEEEEEE in the movie and loses to marie sue (so he likes femdom)

So is /ourguy/

>>82146018
Kylo Ren is not a Sith. Snoke is not a Sith.
That's all from me.

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>>82146234

>>82146234
>>82146284
That's not how I remember it

>>82146106
>Has high level skill with the force
>Wears all black with red memesaber
>autistic mask
>Has a master who is implied to use dark side

He's a sith in everything but name. Still doesn't change the fact that he was beated by a mary sue with little to no experience in lightsaber combat and force use.

>inB4 muh kylo was not trying to kill her

Sure. I'm guessing he also was not trying to force mind rape her and instead got mind raped himself.

>>82146383
JJ said it pretty clearly that he's not a Sith
And yes, he desperately wants to be one by all means and he fails.

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>>82146481
>JJ said it pretty clearly that he's not a Sith
source?

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>>82146481
Snoke literally said that he will complete his training. What the fuck are they training than if he isn't dark side? Light side? Give me a break, mickey.

The disney aquisition was a mistake.

>>82146507
>"Kylo Ren is not a Sith," confirms JJ Abrams in the new issue of Empire. "He works under Supreme Leader Snoke, who is a powerful figure on the Dark Side of the Force.”
http://www.empireonline.com/movies/news/jj-abrams-spills-details-kylo-ren/

>>82146611
Dark Side doesn't automatically mean Sith, just like Light Side doesn't automatically mean Jedi

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>>82146789

>>82146789
>Dark Side doesn't automatically mean Sith, just like Light Side doesn't automatically mean Jedi

But they both use either side. Even is kylo isn't a sith, he is still fully trained in the dark side, like what a normal sith apprentice would be. There is still no excuse for that abomination of a duel.

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>>82145017
>HE WAS INJURED AND SHE DID HAVE FUCKING TRAINING
Yeah, because even jedi have never experienced pain during training before, right?

>>82146923
>he is still fully trained in the dark side

No he isn't, then Snoke wouldn't say that he "needs to complete his training"

>>82147066
Yea, because he's basically a novice. Which is still more experience than what rey could ever muster up.

>>82145829
Absolutely btfo

>>82147110
He's a badly injured novice who just murdered his own father minutes ago which turned him into an emotional wreck, Rey is a novice which just got her first noob gains by discovering the power of the force.

I'm not saying that's great writing, but it seems to me that you have some heavy headcanon on Kylo being a master Sith Lord for some reason.

what if its just all teenage sexual frusration and the older he gets the more he realises he cant have sex like a real man like vader who liked younglings but hes a moralist so rey is as yougn as he can go without feeling like hes not a monsster but he wants to kill younglings like his great grand daddy

>>82147230
this is such shit level thinking

>BUT HE FEE FEES WAS HURT SO HE WASNT TOP KEK

>BUT REY CAN FIGHT

>MUH TRAINING THO

>>82147266
It's facts, it's what literally says in the script.
Tell me where am I wrong.

what if she just had more middoclorians in her

>>82147325
you are wrong.

>>82147244
the sudden realisation he might end up being stuck being a gay cuck while han is off banging hot chicks and his mum.

>>82147230
>this desperate to grasp at straws

ok

>He's a badly injured novice
>still a novice

>who just murdered his own father minutes ago which turned him into an emotional wreck
>still a novice

>Rey is a novice which just got her first noob gains by discovering the power of the force.
>only just found out about the force

Did you motherfuckers forget that Kylo can freeze a damn blast in mid air? or can mind rape people? That's far above average.

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>>82145829
>A strike like that will leave a barely noticeable scar in The last Jedi because Rian said so

darth vader was into younglings

>>82147325
>it's what literally says in the script
The film had a script?

>>82145017
Dude calm down tumblr

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>>82145476
You mean the only good Skywalker. Also the cutest one.

FUCK TFA AND FUCK DISNEY

>>82147393
>Did you motherfuckers forget that Kylo can freeze a damn blast in mid air?
That doesn't automatically mean he's the most experienced swordmaster in the galaxy, he probably didn't have a proper lightsaber fight in years (or ever maybe)

>or can mind rape people?
Well he couldn't mind rape Rey so he's not that much powerful (yeah mary sue blabla)

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>>82144023
He is 2x more autistic than Anakin

>>82147658
That is awful.

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>>82144023
He was a tryhard as well as too adorable to be taken seriously by anyone in the First Order so he vented on defenseless objects in an poor attempt at payback.

>>82147619
>Well he couldn't mind rape Rey so he's not that much powerful

JewJew literally said that kylo is one of the strongest living sith, or whatever he is in the galaxy at that point. He has experience with a saber, why else did he have a damn memesaber for? show?

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>>82148042
I know

>>82145017
>WRITING LIKE THIS MAKES ME SMARTETR L MA XDXDFSKDJBHLFAKJB<Zyıuefkıuydemjço9- zny3dk87

i want to pour bleach on your eyes and lock you in a small door until you ate your own shit and die

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>>82144047
As dumb as it is, this shit reminds me of the good old days of playing Counter Strike and Unreal Tournament in my friends basement all weekend long.

>>82148095
>He has experience with a saber, why else did he have a damn memesaber for? show?

Yes, just like his entire appearance is just for show. The mask is the biggest point, it's not functional at all and serves no purpose other than him feeling more like Darth Vader really.
So he built a crude lightsaber (which has a cracked crystal so he had to make two vents on the side for it to work) to be even closer to Darth Vader appearance wise.
If Darth Vader sucked big black cocks in his free tjme Kylo Ren would pay thousands to suck all the cocks in the galaxy just to be a little bit more like him.

And where do you think he had recent experience in lightsaber fights? With who? He probably swung that saber only at inanimate objects and poor sandniggers for a decade straight.

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>>82148042
for you

>>82144047
Song actually matches more with this gif >>82145829

>>82148095
>JewJew literally said that kylo is one of the strongest living sith, or whatever he is in the galaxy at that point
How did Rey defeat one of the strongest living force users in the galaxy?

>>82148429
GIRL POWER

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>>82145627
This.
That was so out of place and unnecessary. Ren might be mad as fuck there but he'd be able to sense two fuckers 180ing out of there and crushed their skulls for that kind of insolence.
Would've also made the escape seem more impactful, considering what both Poe and Rey narrowly managed to escape.

>>82144047
OG Linkin Park is my guilty pleasure

>>82148365
>Yes, just like his entire appearance is just for show.

While he did want to be like vader, it was more to show that he was a dark side user. Just like having a saber shows that he can duel.

>He probably swung that saber only at inanimate objects and poor sandniggers for a decade straight.

Are we forgetting that he has a master? Even if his master didn't train him, he could still train by himself. How do you think people train with swords?

>>82145671
He's the best thing about TFA. He's the only reason I'm even remotely interested in The Last Jedi at all.

>>82148429
That's just that anons headcanon, JJ never said anything like that

>>82148556
>Even if his master didn't train him, he could still train by himself.
hmm I wonder who also trained by herself hmmmm

>How do you think people train with swords?
Probably similar like people who train with sticks.

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>>82144023
Vader Wannabe

what if she was on her period and that made her stronger

>>82148690
>>82148429
Not that anon, but I think he means that in the cannon he's not really a pussy. He's a leader of a group of siths and commands the nuempire. In the books it goes in to more detail. What's right is that the movie is shit and badly written.

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>>82148557
Yep. His storyline is the only one I'm even remotely curious about. And maybe Luke if they don't pussy out on shit.
The rest of the characters seem one dimensional and predictable as all hell.

>>82145017
>bowcaster suddenly doesn't cause small explosions knocking multiple people from their feet
>a stick is the same thing as a sword
>"I'm too injured to beat you in combat but I can sprint ahead of you to cut you off from escaping!"
>trained for years in the art of the force/lightsaber combat and still loses to an orphaned nobody who never even held a lightsaber until ten seconds earlier

>>82148817
A staff != lightsaber

Way different technique. Add that he's a fucking sith and we have a shit excuse for a mary sue to win an overal mediocre duel.

>>82149050
>He's a leader of a group of siths
Nope, no Siths in the Knights of Ren.

>commands the nuempire
Nope, that would be General Hux or Snoke, Kylo is more of a Snoke play puppet.

>>82149122
Again, he's not a Sith.
Confirmed by JJ >>82146789

Shitty mary sue protag and edgy nuvader aside, who else thought that the duel was fucking atrocious? Even with the whole

>muh nostalgia combat

it's still pretty slow and projecting. I miss the fast and elegant style of the prequels.

But that was for a more....civilised age....

what if it was because of his male privilage

>>82149251
It was decent. They are supposed to be a bit clunky and amateuristic because the characters are like that, would make no sense for them to be absolute sword masters

Atleast every hit had weight to it, where in the prequels fights have absolutely zero tension or weight to them, it's more like a overchoreographed dance where you just wait for it to end because literally every hit is the same, zero dynamic.
The only tension there is is thanks to John Williams and him only.

>>82149251
I bet you saw the prequels as a kid. The fights are awful.

>>82149330
what if her being on her period juxtaposed to him having male privilage as a white cis male made him lose

>A FUCKING TREE

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He couldn't get this qt

>>82149639
what if her love for a big strong black man juxtaposed with him being an impotent cuck while she was on her period made him lose

>>82149790
what if she is so skilled with the jedi lightsaber because shes just so good at juggling big black cocks and thats why the force is strong inside her

>>82149790
did you see the bit where she jumped. that was so cool. you could almost see her fanny

>>82149879
do we have pictures of her fanny? i bet brazzers have pictures of her fanny

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>Rey [Rei]
>Reincarnation of the Force

Well done, JJ.

what if he treid to pick up rey on chezch chix and she said no so he set up this eleborate starwars film so he could but his stinky hot man willy in me mouth or somthing?

>>82149925
hes making her cum so much but shes still like no.

>>82149575
Actually saw OT first, than PT. prequel fights were more fun and less drawn out.

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>>82149994
Disney SJW le lesbian character incoming!

You ready, /tv/?

>>82144023
>>82144047
more like this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67W3JLwR3ik

>>82149447
>Atleast every hit had weight to it, where in the prequels fights have absolutely zero tension or weight to them

Yea, but they're lightsabers, not claymores.

> it's more like a overchoreographed dance

That's exactly why they were interesting. Made it look like some anchient technique.

>The only tension there is is thanks to John Williams and him only.

His scores only added, not made it. Duels were fast and you could not tell who would get the better of each other. tfa looks boring and makes the characters look like babies holdy a heavy stick.

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What's her problem?

>>82145017
Vader was permainjured and still kicked ass for a long time.

>>82144760
technically adam driver is taller than hayden christensen

>>82144023
>>82145829
>>82146234
>>82148094
>>82149076
>>82149925
I like this putting music to gifs and characters thing we doing in this thread

this is the perfect song for all these gifs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwjwCFZpdns

>>82150768
shutup fag

>>82150586
Well Kylo didn't have immediate access to a premium high class bacta tank or the famous Chancellor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center (also known as ChanPal SuRecon Center) so there's that.

>>82150569
That is weird hot man

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>>82150569
What is this?

>>82144047
just going to leave this here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fF1ZSNTtBQ

>>82150801
the song is perfect though

>>82144023
Small penis, incel, started reading pua and sluthate.
Now he's lashing out because he realizes modern women don't look for hypermasculine men, and he's wasted his time acting brutal and intimidating.

>>82150768
>>82150768
actually this is a better song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cauU2IpFyA

>What you want Ep8 Luke to be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2y51Fu7lGo

>What Ep8 Luke will BE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxK_nA2iVXw

>>82144023
Aspergers

>>82144023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74TFS8r_SMI&list=PL89s4oMMJT0Il78eiok5cvoMW2RieZLxh&index=9

>>82144023
>>82145829
>>82146234
>>82149076
>>82149925

Can't stop DNA
Is this proof Rey and Kylo are brother and sister and this is incest?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y7pRYhvOBU&index=13&list=PL89s4oMMJT0Il78eiok5cvoMW2RieZLxh

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>>82152567
She being a Solo or a Skywalker would be lame.

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>>82152639
Lia confirmed not BLACKED!

praise skywalker

>>82152884
>Lia confirmed not BLACKED!
It's the other way round

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>>82152958
>>82152958
i just looked. she has no pics with black dudes. you lie

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>>82144023

>>82147407
Rian's a fucking idiot
didn't Driver say that he wanted the disgusting scar?

>>82144023
He wants Rey to love him but she doesn't.

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>>82147407
>barely noticeable

>>82155648
He needs some sleep.

>>82144023
he is a character in a shitty reboot

why is he so mad

>>82157528
Want to fuck Rey.