>AAAAH HELP DAVID IS BOMBING US WITH GOO SO THE WRITERS WONT

>It's a david accidentally carpet bombs the prison colony from alien 3 episode

>>82141169
prolouge was really cool

should have been the premise of the whole next flick instead of introducing a bunch of faggot actors and just kept noomi and fassbender.

>>82141169
I bet they're Engineers favourite race, because they came very close in looks to them.

Also, they're probably during their own 'Roman" times, that's why it looks stone as fuck. So they're less advanced than we.

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>dude I need to make a sequel of a prequel of a sequel of a 40 year old movie for this to make any sense. And then I'll make 5 more.

It's time for this old demented fuck to stop.

>>82141169
where does this pic come from ?

>>82141439
They have a fucking spaceship port

I only saw Prometheus once back in 2012, who are these people the creators of again?

>>82141665
Maybe Engineers visit them like they visited humanity before they killed Jewsus aka one of them?

So wait... David didn't find the engineer's homeworld ? Instead he found some fucked up colony ?

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>>82141624

>>82141688
He went around from colony to colony and wiped them all out. It's multiple planets and not just the one we see.

I don't know if he went to the engineer planet though.

Is this what Alien is about now?

>>82141748
but why would he do this ?

>>82141439
>i bet
>maybe
>yammer yammer yammer

>>82141169
From what I understand David carpet bombed a few planets and later comes back on one of them with a crew of scientists for shits and giggles

>>82141820
You will suck my dick and give a me a FJ when it turns out be truth.

>>82141790
Playful banter

>>82141790
At the end of Prometheus we see Weyland showing the engineer is creation (David). Now David wants to create something even better than himself to show that he has surpassed his father and his grandfather (the engineers)

>>82141169

They will never reveal the answers to all the why questions in Prometheus. Because they themselves don't know. They'll just keep hinting that the answers will be revealed in the next movie to trick people into watching. Classic LindelofCuse tactic.

>>82141854
>>82141876

They WILL reveal the truth in the end. Everybody died when the ship crashed. The planets are all Purgatory Planets.

>>82141846

You might as well cut off your dick because it'll never be sucked, foreveralone foreverfa/tv/irgin.

>>82141945
I get my dicked sucked and inserted into a tight, warm, moist and willing vagina on a regular basis

>>82141914

What do you mean Purgatory Planets ? Damn I really wanted to see the engineers' homeworld.

>>82142019
he's referencing the ending to LOST

>>82142019
The engineers don't have a homeworld anymore

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>could have gotten a mildly interesting movie about David and Shaw flying around the galaxy looking for the Engineer home planet
>instead we'll get a 10 minute prologue and the rest of the movie will be shenanigans on a ship full of irritating people we don't care about

they're not even fucking trying

>>82142084
>rest of the movie will be shenanigans on a ship full of irritating people we don't care about


So Alien?

So by the look of the promotional posters, the MC will be a strong womyn again right?

>>82141169
wow so the leak was true??
these arent even the real engineers...

>>82142092
that is the meme of the whole alien franchise anon, of course we will have a strong womyn

>>82142091
Yes. For the 50th time. 40 years after the original came out. With a weaker script.

>>82141876
Shut up, I still have hopes for the Leftovers ending.

>>82141974

The vagina of pigs and other farm animals do not count, you disgusting molester of innocent farm animals. And stop training goats into sucking your dick, you redundant deviant.

>>82142092
Yeah she and david are the only survivors in an escape ship with a xenomorph egg on it.

>>82142084
>>82142091
>>82142092

she even has the same hairstyle. they're not even hiding the fact they're copypasting.

>>82142110
Those might not be, but they're probably the same species. You have to figure not every Engineer is an engineer; we've probably only ever seen their military personnel out and about doing shady shit with bioweapons. OP's pic might be the civilians, hoi polloi, and average joe citizens of their civilization. Basically David is bio-bombing their Springfield, IL.

>>82142091
original crew was great, seemed like regular, believable people to me

this new crew of lesbians, fags and comedy relief geeks with Not Ripley is going to be shit

>>82141914
kek. lindelof is truly the worst.

cant wait for the butthurt when leftovers "ends"[/spoilers]

>>82142091
I'll take bilbo and nigger over corpulent american blimp and dudeweedlmao any day.

>>82142148

lmao damnyou you made me laugh so hard my neighbor's cat peed in terror

>>82142165
well yeah i realize that, these guys look like the lowest caste of engineer species or something. they were described as such in the leaked plot synopsis anyway

Jesus the plot is so fucking predictable

>David flies around the galaxy wiping out species looking for the best mutations
>Shaw wakes up and finds out, somehow crashes the ship and dies in the process
>David now has no way to leave the planet
>until the crew arrives

saved you 5€

>>82142259
>Euros

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>large-scale colonization
>only a dozen people

why are y'all expecting logic or coherent writing from this movie?

>>82142182

At least in Leftovers they're not hiding the fact that it's a religion-based show. In Prometheus it's more subtle with that first Engineer obviously Jesus/God sacrificing himself to create humanity.

>>82142165
>>82142256
>starts with "might probably" ends with "basically"

delusional munktoons

>>82142091
OG crew was rad. Felt like real people doing real human things.
Crew in Covenant look forced. Plus Katherine Watersin is not that great of actress so it'll be hard to stomach her attempts for 2 hrs.

>find a bunch of maps that lead to a planet
>turns out that planet isn't the home planet, just some random planet
>never find out what the purpose of that planet was (military base? colony in the making? black goo breeding ground?)
>nevermind that shit, let's try to find the home planet for some reason, even though we know they just want to kill us and we stopped them from doing so
>oh shit, the things we found out wanted to kill us are evil or whatever, let's kill them all

this is brilliant stuff, guys

>>82142259
I'd only pay to watch this movie if I knew that lena pedo would die horribly in the first 15min.

>>82141624
Legends of tomorrow fans hate deposition. Clearly this post is the mastetrace.

I hate this so much.

Most people's opinions in this thread means school hasn't started yet.

>>82141624
No he must go on and he will make a cozy lore and our kids will play vr of all the alien movies. like how jrr tolkens made cozy lore we saw in movies of all the lotr books.

>>82142359
>munktoons

Is not a word.

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>muh dehvid

>>82142259
Where do you live to have tickets so cheap?

Here in Poland this shit will be like 7-8 euro

>>82142495
>Why are the generals listening to this old Jew?

>>82141854
I like that idea

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>tfw every single franchise ruined by shitty prequels

>>82142169
>this new crew of lesbians, fags and comedy relief geeks with Not Ripley is going to be shit

This. Every new show/movie that utilizes a group of characters in a sci fi adventure always goes overboard on diversity quotas. They literally have a token character in every role and it ends up looking like a mismatched piece of shit.

Original Alien did it right with a fairly bland cast, but each character still having their own flavour.

>>82142451
>unable to refute truth
>pretend and imply quiveringly instead

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>>82142084
>on a ship full of irritating people we don't care about

SPACE
FUCKING
FAGGOTS

>>82142549
Engineers look so pudgy. I want to hug an engineer.

>>82142518
Because the Zionists Own the Government

>>82142259
>tfw David dropped goo on the Predators home planet and started the inter-galactic species war between Predators and Aliens

>>82142490

illiterate munktoon (You)

OK guys listen up

The franchise will turn out to be about how humans raped the earth. Ridley Scott already said that the engineers are a noble people. The reason for why they wanted to kill humans on earthw as because we were raping the planet.

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>>82142593
>this will be canon in your lifetime

>>82142614
No, it's because we killed Jesus

>>82142508

i live at home

>>82142612
>munktoon

Is still not a word.

>>82142376
They could be explaining it in the first 10 minutes of the movie.

>David goes through huge database on the ship
>finds out the planet use to be a lot nicer and more habitable
>was the Engineers home planet/base during that time
>turns out the Engineers used it up to its full capacity over millions of years
>only an outpost now for experiments
>find other planets that look like they may have answers

Prometheus and Prometheus 2(Alien Covenant, lets not kid ourselves the only reason its not called Prometheus 2 is because the first one was such a trainereck) should have been their own separate thing from Alien

Its fucking jarring how out of place the entire Engineer shit is from the rest of the Alien franchise and it seems that the only thing going foward is going to be even worse

So David IS a secret asshole. That's at least one question answered.

>>82142689
Well, that, and the fact that the Prometheus was destroyed in the last movie.

>>82142662
I don't think it was a military base like it was stated in Prometheus. I bet it was a base planet for seeding other planets with life. You don't want to have that black goo shit on your home planet. Or maybe at some point they had it on their home planet and that's the reason why they don't have a planet anymore.

>>82142259
>saved you 5€
Where do you live? the cheapest cinema here is 8,50€. Fucking kinepolis...

>>82142648

still an illiterate munktoon (You)

>>82142689
>should have been their own separate thing from Alien

This. The connections to the Alien franchise are just the name of Weyland and the look of the Engineer spaceship. You could change those two details and you have a new IP. Nothing else has anything to do with the other movies.

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>>82141876
>They will never reveal the answers to all the why questions in Prometheus.

They're all in the movie, you lazy pleb.

The Engineers were superior to us in every way, except in the moral sense...Shaw can't accept this simple answer, and this is what prompts her to seek out their home world, and why the events in Covenant occur. David also has a flawed moral sense (from a human perspective) so he's a perfect match for their technology, even if he wants to wipe them out to protect humanity.

>>82142700
David is experimenting. I really love his character. I imagine a singularity AI we created would be similar to him.

The fact that we can't really guess his motives or understand him is what makes him so great. When we create an AI in the near future and it will make itself smarter than we are then we don't know what it will do just like we don't know what David is doing.

>>82141748
Stop lying cuck, he would've ran out of goo eventually.

>>82142729

i live at home

>>82142744

these questions, imbecile:

why did engineer suddenly attack and destroy android after android talked to him? engineer was calm curious when he woke up and saw them until android talked to him.

why did the engineer at start do what he did?

why did engineers create humanity?

so many whys which will never be answered except by anons presenting their opinions as canon facts.

>>82142744
>except in the moral sense

Your guess is not the same as info stated in the movie, reddit pleb.

>>82142820
>>why did engineer suddenly attack and destroy android after android talked to him? engineer was calm curious when he woke up and saw them until android talked to him.
David told him that they're from earth


>why did the engineer at start do what he did?
The engineers engineered life around the galaxy

>why did engineers create humanity?
Why have children?

>so many whys which will never be answered except by anons presenting their opinions as canon facts.

>>82141169
Holy shit the engineers look bad.

>>82141169
What did you mean by this?

>>82142849

notsureiftrollingorjuststupid.jpg

in case not trolling: the question is why would engineer do that if told they're from earth. your second question answered why engineer killed himself. why have children is your need, woman, not their answer.

>>82141624
You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

>>82142849

Why would the word "Earth" have any meaning to him?

>>82142973

another good question. which they will never answer. but they will hint that they will answer it to trick people into watching the nth movie.

>>82142820
>>why did engineer suddenly attack and destroy android after android talked to him? engineer was calm curious when he woke up and saw them until android talked to him.
Rip my head off and beat this old guy with it

>>82142186
>corpulent american blimp

Which crew member do you mean? None of them are fat.

>>82141748
Ohhhh

That would explain why all everyone was cheering when David appears in the ship. They probably thought their gods had returned, but instead they got a face full of goo.

I'm actually happy that David didn't wipe out the Engineer's home world, I really want more interaction with them.

So David is Obama?

>>82143346
In the secret trailer we see them cheering. In the still photo we see them running away in panic when they realize what is happening

>>82142936
soo.. like Hitler?

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>>82142924

Earth humans stopped worshipping the engineers and started worshipping a human God, AKA Jesus.

>>82142110
What leak?

>>82143858
>not top gum

>>82143926

kek. Will edit.

>>82142820
none of those are plot holes you retard

>>82143223

I wish someone would rip your head off and shove it up your ass. Oh wait. Your head is already in it. kek

>>82144318

Imbecile. When did unanswered questions become plot holes. Unmitigated moron. Or a troll. Whatev.

>>82144387
that's what I'm saying you dipshit

>>82143223
Kek

>>82144493

then why are you looking for plot holes, dumbass. just go back to school, kid. adults are talking about questions that will never be answered. you can discuss your search for plot holes with other school kids.

>>82141169
The one in the middle looks like Woody Harrelson

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>>82144503
>capitalizing kek

>>82141169
>AAAAH HELP DAVID IS BOMBING US WITH GOO
why does this stupid shit make me laugh

>>82144564
you're the one pointing out anything that isn't spoonfed as though it's a plot hole, retard

>>82144708

there are literally dozens in the middle dipshit which one retard

>>82144753

lol i truly wish you're not a troll because i've never met, not even online, a genuine delusional halucinating person who sees something that's not there. or did a word trigger one of your "episodes"?

>>82142288
If you read the leaks, they're on a colony ship with vats to grow humans. The leaks say that David infects them at the end. Or not. Who knows.

Also, you do know Jamestown only had men in it for 12 years, right?

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>>82144753
>spoonfed

yammerer detected
spoonfed is a word yammerers love to use
protip: nobody actually listens to yammerers. we tune you out whenever you present your "opinions" as canon facts.

>>82144973
>leaks

foreveralone basement dweller with no life other than reading obscure blogs for "leaks"

>leaks say. or not. who knows.

contradictorily quivering foreveralone basement dweller

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>>82144949

>tfw I've been on 4chan too long, and I am actually getting used to autists trying to bolster their confused arguments with epithets.

>>82145094
>unable to refute truth
>resort to epithets scream autist confused argument

troll detected. or someone who got triggered somehow and seeing "it's a plot hole" when there's none.

little girl, we're talking about questions that will never be answered not plot holes. go back to /mlp/ where it's safe for you, little girl.

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>>82141169
WHERE ARE THE QT FEMALE ENGINEERS???

>>82144747
Because it sums up the movie perfectly

>>82145094

Actually, it was your post >>82144318 that was extremely confusing and very non sequitur. No one was talking about plot holes. Hence the suspicion that you're a troll or someone who got hot under the collar and for some reason saw "plot hole" mentioned or implied or whatev somewhere in the thread.

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>>82145371
>questions that will never be answered

They were answered.

I'm afraid you're to dumb to understand the answers, or how brighter people arrived at them.

BTW, I'm not the only one on this thread you're arguing with... others figured out the core Prometheus/Covenant plot and themes as well.

>>82142169
>>82142551
The original alien never had fags in it, and piss on that piece of shiite, james cameron for making lambert a fag post alien. he's a lowlife scum, that one. I hate everything about him and i want him, more than anyone else to suffer horrible. He's scum. But the original Alien didn't have a fag or dyke and therefore it was marvelous. I hope ME: Andromeda taught these fools that diversity isn't a good thing. Just look at marvel. They were all about feminism and faggotry and all the while the people they were pandering too never once bought any of their books. And their fans stopped buying their magazines, and now they're literally on the brink of collapse. Capitalism is a beautiful thing.

>>82145425
>bald
>qt

sexperv deviant

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>>82145084
lmfao are you that one guy on reddit who posted half a year ago about how the leaks on /tv/ about david bombing the engineers were fake?

because look how that turned out

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>>82145578
>leaks and opinions based on "maybe, probably, i think" as canon facts

kek

>>82145425
It's all about deviancy, sadly. They're not to be trusted, the deviants. I am one, acquitted.

>>82144856
The one between the two in the front, the one that looks like Woody Harrelson. Fucking idiot

So those aren't engineers???

>>82142820
I like think that the Engineers knew that AI and engineered mutations of carbon based life were dangerous and needed to be killed on sight

>>82145770
Do they look like engineers? No they don't.

I'll never understand why you people obsess so much over a film, spoil its plot and characters, and eat up every single piece of media related to it.
Why don't you want to go in blind? Fucking hell I'd pay so much money to be able to see Alien blind in a theatre.

>>82141624
he knows something
he's trying to warn us
David is cold and without empathy, watches too much tv, has a waifu = metaphor for 4chan autists destroying the wold

>>82142586
I want to fug an engineer

>>82141169

>ALL THE EVIL WHITE SKINNED MEN GET BOMBED BY BLACK GOO

What did they mean by this?

>>82142092
do you want to a man in tight panties?

>>82145859
They look a bit like them.

>>82146007
How about a cute girl with a nice feminine penis

>>82145580

The deleted scenes from the original Alien made it clear Lambert and Ripley were involved.

>>82141169
where is that from? Its not in the trailer?

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>>82146485
>The deleted scenes from the original Alien made it clear Lambert and Ripley were involved.

https://moviepilot.com/p/alien-covenant-gay-couple-lgbt/4213358

>First released back in 1979, Ridley Scott's groundbreaking Alien movie became famous throughout academic circles for the movie's complex exploration of gender and sexuality. To this day, fans still debate the representation of everything from the alien's anatomy to the underlying relationships between members of the crew.

>However, one theory that the cast confirmed in the 2003 Director's Cut commentary concerned the sexuality of Ellen Ripley herself. During a particularly lively chat, actors Veronica Cartwright and Tom Skerritt revealed that Sigourney Weaver's heroine was originally supposed to share a #lesbian relationship with Joan Lambert. While this was never portrayed explicitly in the final cut of Alien, a deleted scene left on the cutting room floor depicts a physical undercurrent between the two which makes further sense in this context.

Eh I don't see it..

>>82146654
>two women interact with each other in any way at all
>they're lesbians
top tier /u/fag delusions

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>>82145580

>worried about "degeneracy" in a movie series where an alien face fucks you until your chest gets pregnant, and then a penis with teeth pops out, which grows into a giant, cock-headed monster.

>>82147517
The fact that he immediately goes after gays and not the dick monsters is what's so fucking hilarious

>>82147580
It's your typical millenial retard /pol/-poster, but he does have somewhat of a point. All these LGBT things getting shoehorned into every possible angle is going overboard, and its obviously just made to appeal to popular narratives.
It's virtue signalling.

Why did they choose the worst actors AGAIN
none of them save for fassbender were any good in prometheus
I can't say whether that was from the awful ccharacters they got given or from lack of talent but still
covenent has both shit characters and shit actors, god fucking christ
haha sugartuits :D::D:D:D:D:D: sugar dick ::::D:D:D:DD
I fucking hate it
I hope that more die really fast, I want to see fassbender have the leading role
fucking rapeface was awful and whatshername will be awful here goddamnit I HATE YOU RIDLEY YOU HACK FUCK

>>82148772
>Why did they choose the worst actors AGAIN

I'd disagree with that after seeing the footage on Alien Day thing doublebill. They have good chemistry. They act a lot more natural, like in the first Alien.

>>82142164
not even close dude

>>82142259
5 euro wouldn't even cover the tip for the crab shell collector

http://www.strawpoll.me/12841784
.

>>82142495
AREA 51!! AND YOU KNEW THEN!!

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https://mega.nz/#!guZy3Kab!gC6XO0IXS_-bGI_IRgw018KGNSzm64gJRRGoDjF2b3w

10 minutes of the movie.

Literally the same dumb shit about "land on the unknown planet, don't use any protection and security protocols, get infected, die".

Bravo Ridley.

>>82142150
Shut the fuck up,you gayniggadickshlongaholic because these farm animals give a better fuck than your mother.

Is Alien vs. Predator canon?

>>82141169
not that I ever really cared about the franchise that I´m pretty confused that fans didn´t get more angry when the "true alien" sequel by that district 9 guy got scraped because David wanted to make a remake of Prometheus, a movie that is generally hated by every body