>This guy's name is literally Porkins WOW that's mean

Standalone film explaining how Porkins got his name when

>>82141018
Did you know blueberries are a standalone fruit

>>82141011
i bet pork doesnt even exist in star wars, it would be called gleepglop meat or something

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>>82141505
Humans exist, it's not so crazy maybe pigs exist.

SPACE PIGS!

They should make a movie out of that one day.

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>>82142714

>>82141018
Or another comic on the R5 unit who commits sudoku so R2 can take its place because the force told him so

>>82141011
George Lucas self insert

>Mr. Lucas, this admiral guy, what should we name his species
>"which one, the squid man? I don't know, what's another word for squid man?"
>I think he looks more like an octopus sir. Calamari? Calamari man? I'll get it to the editor and he can toy with it
>oh one more thing Mr Lucas, we need a name for X wing pilot number 6
>"the fat fuck?"
>yes sir
>"faggot ate my lunch yesterday, name him Porkins!"

Lucas is famous for being really on the nose with names.

>>82141011
Is it? Could it be a nickname he got because he's obviously the fat pilot and we never hear his real name?

>>82143634

Jek Porkins was a pilot and trader who abandoned his homeworld when the Empire moved in and developed a new military base there. The burly rebel pilot flew an X-wing at the Battle of Yavin under the call sign Red 6.

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>>82141011
A lot of Star Wars names are like that; George is not a clever man.

>>82141018
Sounds like hot gainer porn

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>>82143633
Lucas is famous for just not giving a shit about a lot of things
>developers for a now cancelled Star Wars game were consulting him on their work
>he sees a figure of a Sith woman character that copycats Darth Maul much like Kylo Ren takes after Vader
>he insists Maul and her are "friends" and that they should be like in a buddy duo movie
>developers try to explain they're canonically 170 years apart
>he still maintains they need to be friends and does impressions of how they talk to each other
he may actually be autistic

>>82143693

>Mr Lucas, we need a name for the character Obi Wan meets in the club
>"the sleazebag daigo that tries to sell him drugs? I don't know, what's a wop name?"
>our Italian gardeners name was Elan, sir
>"There you go! Elan Sleazebag!"
>his surname still doesn't sound authentic. I could look up some common Italian last name-
>"Sleazebag-ano!"
>I'll send it upstairs

>>82143754

His wife kept the original trilogy from being a steaming pile of shit and gets little to no credit. Reading what Lucas originally had planned makes for a good laugh

>>82142714
Do people actually say humans in the movies?

>>82143937
No, but only mon calamari and yoda get speaking roles.

>>82143488
What is it with Hamill and Frank Oz?

>>82143831
I wonder if he's just being a sarcastic asshole or simply doesn't give a fuck when people ask him for a name of an unnamed character.
I'm guessing he also immediately thinks of them on the spot.

>"What's the emperor's name?"
>"Palpatine."
>"Yeah, but like, his first name."
>"I don't know. Sheev, I guess."
>"That sounds silly for a character like him."
>"Fuck off, he's Sheev now."

>>82143754
Imagine if he made American Graffiti a series instead of Star Wars

were there pigs in a galaxy far, far away?

>>82144416
"Hey Mark, when we're done shooting Star Wars 2, would you like to be on The Muppet Show?"

"OK."

>>82143582
He was a skinny mofo in '76.

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>>82145053
>or simply doesn't give a fuck when people ask him for a name of an unnamed character.
I'm pretty sure it's that one. There's a story about Force Unleashed, where they want one of the characters to have a Darth title, and he suggest Icky and Insanious.

>>82141018
This has already been rumored as a spinoff to take place between episodes 11 and 12

>>82145053
He's likely named after Hindu god Shiva. Lucas is big on religions & myths.