What superpower is he supposed to have?

>>82136860
R*ddit Memes

>>82136860

Quips and pop culture references, the most important powers in the MCU.

Look at the way they sneakily covered up his hairline.

His father is some meme magic shit
So meme magic

If the movie spoilers are anything to go by, he can do green lantern shit.

>>82136860
He has the same superpowers as Captain Kirk and Renegade Shepard: he's loose cannon who doesn't play by anyone's rules.

>>82136860
he's the main guy

>>82136860
He has guns, a mask to breathe in Space, and jet pack shoes.
He can also dance and listen to old music.

If you watch Vol 2 he is literally a god and has world buliding powers

Meme offing

>>82137027
>mfw that's my haircut too

beats being buzzed, i can't pull it off

>>82137027
I watched the film recently and that actually distracted me. The scene after the infinity gem explosion, he has whacky explosion hair and it shows his actual hairline. When he played Andy, he always had his hair down on his forehead too.

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>>82138337
Good looking guy but that hairline is FUCKED.

>>82136860
Hes just like Nightwing.
he can get ALL the bitched

>>82138552
I love getting all the bitched

>>82136860
the power of being /ourguy/

>>82136860
White genes

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cucking the entire galaxy

>>82137011
ayyyy lmao

>>82136860
pacman

He can use an infinity gem and not die, which may come in handy considering half of all marvel movies are about them

>>82136860
He's rich.

>>82137027
I need to try that.

He's dad is a god, or a planet, with the power of literal creation.

He can be immortal if he does the same thing as his dad and construct a planet as a power source.

>>82138526
It's called having testosterone, which is a side effect of being a man.

>>82136860
Memes

Basically God powers, but he loses them when he kills his father.

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>>82137027
>>82138337

What kind of faggots pay attention to some dude's hairline?

KYS already.

>>82138890
It's actually an abundance of sensitive androgen receptors in the scalp that shed the hair when DHT binds to them. The same amount of DHT that makes one man bald doesn't affect another man. That's why you've gotta hop on finasteride.

>>82138526
>>82138337
>>82137027
Mine is way worse and it isn't even receeding.

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>>82136860
The power to make virgin beta-male orbiters jealous as fuck.

>>82138973
I only started paying attention to hairlines when I saw mine was receding. So basically, insecure faggots.

>>82137027
>>82138337
wtf is wrong with you?

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>>82137161
No. He makes light and a little ball of light and keeps throwing it to Ego in a The Room kind of scene.

He loses all of his powers by the end of the movie 'cause he was only powerful in the Ego planet.

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>>82136860
Talks to dinosaurs.

>>82138973
Yeah, leave it to /tv/ to obsess over other men's hairlines.

>>82136860
The power of meme magic. He is a meme sorcerer.

>>82136860
Star Lord? so you've got a bunch of Star Peasants somewhere, tithing six sevenths of their income to you? how does that work?

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>>82136860
>What superpower is he supposed to have?
destroying his own career

>>82136860
The ability of not dying quickly

>>82136860
Blue-collar-man power. He sings, he swings and has a sense of humor.

>>82136860
Legit? His father is a leader of an ancient race
He also has an elemental gun which only they can use

>>82141082
>a leader of an ancient race

Not a leader. Where did you get that from?

>>82138973
t. underage virgin

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>>82136860
He does !?!?!?