>I believe there's a hero in all of us

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I BELIEVE ZUMPFT IS BTFO

>>82134533
Makes us noble...gives us strenergy

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This scene was the peak of her acting career. She is an incredible actress in these movies. She alone makes the second movie better than most capeshit.

>>82134533
I'd put some hero in all of her pusy if you know what I mean

>>82134533
>>82134598
>capeshit will never be as fun and exciting as raimi's trilogy
Goddamn it why did these movies have to come out when I was a naive kid and not now, to help me as a jaded adult?

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>tfw grandma and I never had any deep conversations like this

>>82134635
Shit man, they can still help you now. Just watch them again.

>>82134533
>>I believe there's a hero in all of us, even hitler
Raimi you crazy motherfucker

>>82134533
>...I'll make them see everyone has AIDS.

She was giving Henry across the street a hand job for helping her move. Dirty old bitch.

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>>82134635
I dunno man, they helped me through many a night as a kid.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KkEIdDhSh4k

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>>82134708
The bonesaw cut was very grim with it's message about aids.

>>82134840
no, don't say that

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>>82134880
>THREE MINUTES OF RAPE TIME

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>Peter, I believe we should blacks in special camps where we chemically castration them.

>>82135065
How about we take retards who can't form proper sentences and put them in special camps where we chemically castrate them?

wasn't there a really bad nickleback tie in song for this movie

>>82135495
Chad Kroeger is my spirit animal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQzn4a5qHT4

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>>82134635
>mfw saw the first one in theaters as a kid

>>82135528
THANK YOU. I knew I wasn't imagining things

>>82135065
>Peter, I believe we should blacks
You see so many posts with just one word missing like this now, is Rice Moot to blame?

>>82135536

same, never saw 2 in theaters but it came with my psp when I got one in 2005 and I watched it all the time

saw 3 in theaters though with a bunch of friends from school

>>82135065
it was a better time

>>82134533
>I believe there's an SS officer in all of us

She and Uncle Ben really were the perfect couple ;_;

>>82134533
>And when there isn't, maybe you could put one in us?
They never really elaborated on what she meant.

My face when 1 is the best movie in the trilogy but people only like 2 and want to talk shit about 3

>Fuck me, Peter
I can't believe Raimi explored incestual and pedophilic themes in his trilogy

>>82135065
lol we should blacks
chemically castration them

>there is a hero inside you right now

>>82134635
These movies can't be made now.

>>82135065
Did you take your meds this morning Ben?

Does Aunt Mae know Peter is Spoder Mam in this speech?

>>82138033

I'm inside your mom right now

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>HEY YOU MESS WITH ONE OF US YOU MESS WITH ALL OF US!

>Hey. He...he's just a kid.
>We promise not to tell anyone.

>>82138157
>We promise not to tell anyone.

Only because it wasn't the smartphone age yet. If that happened today you'd have 20 people tweeting out Spider-Man's face in seconds.

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>Peter, I don't really care for minorities. Neither does your Aunt May. Please try to find a job in a less urban part of town, unless you plan to get yourself a driver's license. I'd hate to get car jacked.

Kinda foreboding, raimi...

>>82138177
That honestly is what makes it sadder. Tha scene can't exist today.

That piece of decency between people is drifting away in the wind.

How does the dynamic of Spider-Man work if he has basically what is a rich uncle taking care of him? Is this a long con to kill off Iron Man?

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>>82135065

>>82138240
>Spiderman must be black
>Why?
>Cuz he stole that dudes pizza.
>Dude thas racist.
>It's a'ight, i'm a nigger.

Dafug Raimi XDXDXDXDECKSDEEXDXDXDXD

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>Peter. I have cancer. It's mesothelioma. I'm part of a class action lawsuit. They're coming after me Pete. Beware of anyone with silicate based powers killing me, they likely work for Big Sand.