Why aren't we helping him get his show back?

who?

HEALTH

>>82132390
Nu-/tv/ is filled with SJWs who get furious at /pol/.

>>82132390
get a real job, sammy

which one of you marxist faggots did this
it was probably sam

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It was a terrible show that was only funny to those who REALLY wanted to be funny. Everyone else saw it for what it was; a waste of time.

sam, there was once a time when id support this but you burned too many bridges to save yourself here

if it really is you as OP then what the hell is your plan to revive your work? i doubt there really is one

>>82132658
Everything is a waste of time.

>>82132390
PLEASE MR HEIDECKER GIVE ME MY SHOW BACK I'M BEGGING YOU

>>82132435
sam hyde simply isnt funny. hes just another milo who far right wingers clung to because they thought he might turn into a public mouthpiece for them. turns out theyre both pathetic cucks and now their 15 minutes are up

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>>82132768
Except the love I feel for my bf ;)

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>>82132779
ONLY WHEN YOU PAY MY ALIMONY! SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

>>82132390
fuck outta here cuckboi. /tv/ is Heidecker territory

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was this part of his plan?

>>82132843
It'll never last one her starts taking his estro pills.

>>82132843
this is fucking disturbing

>>82132390
>Remember this? Remember how it made you feel?
>You want more of this, don't you? You want to fucking laugh again, don't you?
I never watched more than two minutes because it was a waste of time.

>>82132390
Sam, Sam, Sam. This is a cry for help.

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>>82132877
Agreed. Do NOT repost this pic or even open it, it is FAKE NEWS perpetruated by the alt-reich.

>>82132390
I never watched this show because it's a waste of time.

>>82132390
I'm not a socially awkward 14 year old, so I don't care.

>>82132658
Agree, it was a sad attempt to rip off Tim and Eric

>>82132836
How can you watch Moms or his Mike Brown stand up and not find it funny?

>>82132390
Yeah I don't care because this show is a waste of time.

I was supposed to be the next big thing in comedy
I was supposed to be a star
Now I have no show or healthcare anymore and Trump has betrayed us
If you're reading this Tim, please forgive me, I was your biggest fan and didn't mean what I said.
Please oh God please I want my show back

>>82133008
Because it's racist garbage and a waste of time.

>>82132390
i thought it was a poor rip off of tim and eric desu. sam is a mess, he will be poor for the rest of his life.

>>82132390
That guy needs to snap out of his depression and take advantage of the groundswell that all these "free speech," right-wing rallies are getting. He could totally take advantage of it, he has enough goodwill built with shitheads like Gavin McInnis.

>>82132877
Imagine being this delusional

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>>82132390
Daily reminder that sam fucked a tranny.

>>82132390
This show is just a waste of time. Racist garbage really. Tim and Eric is better.

>>82132877
Top kek little faggot. Donèt speak on my behalf with your manlet words. See you at the gym.

>>82132983
>>82133040
THIS!!! I'm honestly shocked at the current state of this website. Yeah, we made racist jokes sometimes, but it was all fun, right? At the end of the day, we all voted for Obama, we all supported gay marriage, and we all opposed racist conservative christians. But now? Our entire fucking site is subverted because of fucking nazis.

The internet is OUR platform. the LIBERAL platform. Racism, sexism, misogyny, were all confirmed to be left in the past because millenials are the most left-wing generation of all time. So why in the FUCK, do we still have to deal with nazis IN TWENTY-FUCKING-SEVENTEEN? Despite how much you wanna cry about how it's just a conspiracy and a boogeyman, Russian hackers ARE real, and this site is proof. We went from one of the most liberal sites in the world to supporting Orange Fucking Hitler? Nah, that's not normal progression because people only get more liberal with age, just like how you get smarter with age.

Threads like these just show that we need MUCH more strict moderation around here. I'm sick of all of this shit. Fuck Nazis, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Hitler, Fuck Trumpf, Fuck White Pride, and FUCK REPUBLICANS. Just fucking nuke this site already.

This show was OK but it was clearly a rip off of Tim and Eric, I think Tim Heidecker is way funnier personally

>>82133051
>>82133071
It's true though. Tim is /ourguy/ and is UNIVERSALLY lauded on 4chan. Sam Hyde is a cuck and a waste of time.

Tim Heidecker is MUCH more funny than Sam, who is just a waste of time.

>>82133102
>Timhipsters always thinking original is best

You have shit taste, my dude

>>82133063
> proven fake
> trying this hard to force it

>>82132390
I don't care because I don't watch TV

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Are you a Modern Male /tv/?

>>82133141
Nah Tim is fucking hilarious and everyone here loves him. Sam got cucked, and he's just a waste of time.

>>82133142
>i-its fake guys i s-swear!
pathetic.

>>82132390
I don't care about this show because it's just a waste of time. Tim Heidecker on his new show is much more funny.

>>82132390
CN and Adult Swim have a track record of canceling good shows

if anything they should do a podcast

>>82133102
> shilled for hillary "topple the patriarchy" clinton
> actively campaigned for muh wimmins rights
> """""/our guy"""""

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>>82132390
I don't give a fuck. He's just not funny, and his show is a waste of time.

Hey guys is Sam Hyde worth the time checking out? I always thought Tim Heidecker was way funnier to be honest

>>82133204
Racist alt-reich garbage has no place on 4chan. We're liberal, get used to it. Tim is funny and is /ourguy/.

>>82133223
No he's racist. Just a waste of time.

>>82133168
That's exactly what happened newfag. The mentally ill tranny was trying to garner attention to promote her camwhoring. Also sam is 6'5

>>82132390
This guy is such a big fucking waste of time

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>>82133040

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>>82133252
I got 4chanx, you samefagging is pathetic 2bh famalam

>>82133095
The lefties are the Nazis. They want mind control. You aren't allowed to express yourself or question anything with them. They want to take your freedom away. The lefties are weak.

>>82132390
Waste of time when you could be watching Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim.

>>82133256
it's sams word against a degenerate tranny with nothing to gain. hmmmh..

>>82133315
>you could be watching Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim.
Who?

>>82132390
Such an unfunny racist retard. No we're not gonna care because getting his """show""" back is a waste of time.

Get in here Timheads, this is OUR thread now.

>>82133336
Tim Heidecker, the most funny and original comedian of all time. Unlike Sam Hyde who is racist and panders to /POL.

>>82132658
Is that image real?

>>82132390
I like MDE because it's so random and I'm a random person. Is there anything similar I should check out?

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>>82132390

>>82132390
I never watched more than two minutes because it was a waste of time.

>>82132390
>Remember this?
Painfully
>Remember how it made you feel?
Bored out of my mind
>You want more of this, don't you?
No.
>You want to fucking laugh again, don't you?
Yes, but MDE never made me laugh
>So what the fuck is wrong with you people?
Fuck you, Sam.
>You claim to like MDE but you won't lift a finger to get it back on the air?
Nobody claims to like MDE. At least not unironically. You, Sam, and a few /pol/autists raiding /tv/ and spamming threads when this shit was on doesn't equal real support. Also the only one who should lift a finger to get his show back is Sam himself.
>So all you fuckers ever do is talk but you won't even voice your support for shows you love.
See above. Nobody here talks positive about MDE except you, Sam, and a few underaged autists. Nobody supports your shit and nobody loves your shit.
>Basically wasting space and air, day after day.
Pretty good description of Sam Hydes existence.
>Yeah good job, cucks.
The only cuck here is you, Sam.
>Give yourselves a pat on the back on being completely fucking useless.
I am not useless. I have a well paying job and private health insurance.

>>82133332
Sam never bothered to deny it, everyone was pestering her for more details and she started blocking people. She actively shilled her camwhoring name, trannies are mentally ill attention whores, it shows how desperate you are to discredit some washed up comedian when you'd take anything he says as an absolute fact

>>82133389
Tim and Eric because it's much more funny and isn't racist /POL pandering garbage.

>Its a Sam desperately tries to shill his career back to life thread

Those McDonalds job applications wont file themselves Sambo

whats with all the same fagging?

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>>82133416
>I am not useless. I have a well paying job and private health insurance.
And $4000 a month to pay to your wife, Tim

>>82133421
actually it shows how desperate YOU are to defend some washed up comedian when you'd take anything he says as an absolute fact.
im only in it for keks. whether he fucked a tranny or not i don't give a shit. you do. lmao

>>82133434
Does it have a lot of random 4chan humor?

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>>82133286
>the left are the real nazis

>>82133416
> Nobody claims to like MDE. At least not unironically. You, Sam, and a few /pol/autists raiding /tv/

The site had at least 20 threads reaching the bump limit when the show premiered. Any "le poleacks" would've been on /pol/ at the time, closely following the election

>>82133389
Rick and Morty.
It is even better than MDE
Pickle Rick is better than every character Sam Hyde has ever some up with.

>>82133464
EVERYONE on /tv/ loves Tim and hates Sam, as evidenced by this thread.

>>82133489
Shut the fuck up

>>82133487
> getting btfo everywhere
> still believes he has a chance of winning

Its nice to play pretend though

>>82133487
>66b.jpg
Nice KnowYourMeme image, redditor
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/224/679/66b.jpg

>>82133421
You're a tranny fucking fag, Sam.

Guys I have a little bit of time to waste, any suggestions for what I should watch during that time? It can't be too funny like something like Tim and Eric because I don't want to make too much noise busting a gut laughing

>>82133008
By having a sense of humour more distinguished than the one of a 13 year old.

This guy wasn't even funny, he was just an edgy faggot. You polfags got on board with him because he was edgy. Dude sucks at comedy and probably has autism.

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>>82133487
>>82133551
>WE ARE GONNA GUILLOTINE YOU NAZIS!!! BASH THE FASH!!!
It's too bad posting meme pics won't stop thousands of shitskins being deported weekly ;(

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>>82133547
Hey nu/pol/

>>82133551
Man, are these faggots literally raiding us? Are they really expecting us to change our minds because they posted some epic memes?

>>82133573
>can't be too funny
Watch MDE. You won't laugh once. No chance of waking up anybody.

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season 2 never ever shouldn't have been such an anti-semitic drumpftard

>>82133627
>thousands
>weekly
I wish they were efficient.

>>82133489
NO ONE FUCKING LIKES SAM HYDE. Waste of fucking time.

>>82133619
/pol/ here, we never "got on board with him". he's just a faggot we memed whenever there was a shooting.
nobody cared when his shitty show got cancelled either.

>>82133619
/POL here, we never gave a fuck about this retard. Waste of time.

>>82133477
>everybody who has a decent job and health insurance is Tim Heidecker
Geeez, buddy. You must live a poor life, Sam.

>>82133634
This, /pol/ should've supported hillary, fuck drumpf

>>82133396
best webm

>>82133619
/pol here, we never gave a shit about this guy. Fucking kekked when his show got cancelled.

>>82133666
> implying

/tv/ collectively shat itself when the david duke episode aired.

>>82133619
/pol/ here, sam hyde is a bitch. Fucking laughed when his show got cancelled after it wasted everyone's time.

Hey guy from /POL over here, we never liked Sam Hyde, his stuff's a waste of time and Tim's way funnier anyways, even though I don't agree with his non-/POL politics

>>82133340
>>82133368
t. tyrone scheckleburg

>>82133489
Sam Hyde and his paid tranny brigade spamming and bumping threads still doesn't equal real support.

Face the music, Sam. You are untalented and were never popular or funny.

>>82133619
>>82133762
wow thanks read it

>>82133619
/pol here, we never gave a fuck about this obnoxious Tim Heidecker ripoff. I roared when his piece of shit show got cancelled.

>>82133752
>/tv/
you mean Sam himself shitting up /tv/ about it with endless threads.
/pol/ didn't give a shit.

>waste of time

Is this some sort of meme or is someone desperately samefagging against Sam?

>>82133762
>>82133775
This. Www.4chan/pol.com here, sam hyde is an absolutely disgusting racist anti-semite misogynistic islamaphobic bigot and im glad that his show got cancelled

>>82133513
>EVERYONE on /tv/ loves Tim and hates Sam, as evidenced by this thread.
This. Q.e.d.

>>82133752
/pol/ NEVER GAVE A FUCK ABOUT SAM HYDE.

>>82133823
Fuck off sam, YOU ARE A WASTE OF TIME.

>>82133831
This blatantly untrue

>>82133823
No we just know that Sam is a waste of fucking time. /tv is Tim territory.

Hi guys my name is 4chan, the famous computer hacker. I come from www.reddit.com/r/pol and we never liked this Sam Hyde guy. It always seemed like a poor use of my time watching him and Tim Heidecker already covered the same ground anyways

>>82133752
No.
Sam made a thread and shat himself in it.
The "I'll call you "David Duke" *smirks directly in the camera* is one of the worst "jokes" of that show.
>he called him like that one ex KKK member and later representative of his home state, fucking xD lololololol lmao
The lowest of all forms of humor

>>82133886
WE NEVER GAVE A FUCK ABOUT SAM HYDE. HE. IS. A. WASTE. OF. TIME.

>>82133886
lol. what does that even mean. the only time you hear about sam on /pol/ is when he CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

he's a fucking joke.

>>82133823
The only one samefagging (or should I say SAMfagging) is Sam "Trannysuckle" Hyde himself.

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>>82133785
oops lol

>>82133223
Tim is funny if you like playing it safe(lol awkward!!1! XD)

Sam is funny in a anti comedy way(Society is fucked up amirite?!)

>>82133932
Even then I always have the feeling that Sam posts this shit "how does he get away with it" himself in every happening thread.

>>82133698
I'm not saying that, I'm saying everyone who donates 4/5 of their month's paycheck to their ex-wife is Tim, which is true, because that's what's happening right now.

114 posts 37 ips
it's RLM level of same faggotry in these threads

No point in getting Sam another show he'll just BTFO himself again.

>>82134014
Agreed. Sam is just a waste of time. Tim and Eric is much more funny than Sam "The Cuck"

>>82133968
Why were people searching for Sam Hyde in 2004?

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>>82133968
>that drop
kek

>>82134067
it's an old new england fairy tail about some apple cider drinking kike

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>>82134089
>sam at his lowest is still higher than tim with his 10 concurrent AS shows

>>82133968
>he compares himself to an even lower cuck and is happy that he is searched more than him
What are you trying to convey here, Sam?
That solid shit compared to liquid shit is better?
It's still shit, you know.
Your constant fixation on Tim Heidecker has propably reached mentally retardation status.
You need help. Urgently.
Also of course your searches will be more than Heideckers because everybody and their grandma looked up all those "literal cuck is a healthcareless cuck again after losing his shit show because he is an insufferable twat to everybody" articles about you

>>82133984
No, Tim is funny full stop. Sam is an edgy waste of FUCKING time.

>>82133619
/pol here, we never gave a shit about this idiot. Sam Hyde is a waste of fucking time.

>>82133619
Pol here, Sam Hyde is not /ourguy/ that would be Tim Heidecker. We kekked hard when Sam "The Cuck" got his show cancelled

>>82134014
>3-4 posts per ip. Truly samefagging!
You're right on Sam being a waste of time, though, I'll give you that.

>>82133619
Pol here, we never "got on board with him" he's just a faggot we memed whenever there was a shooting. Nobody cared when his shitty show got cancelled either

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>>82132877
>/tv/ is Heidecker territory

bernstein. whats goin' on, big guy? ya just cancelled my show

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PLEASE GIVE ME MY SHOW BACK

PLEASE

I DON'T HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE

>>82133619
/pol/ here we never gaev a fuck about this retard. Waste of time.

>>82134263
Yep, it's true. EVERYONE loves tim here, as evidenced by this thread.

GET BACK HEALTH INSURANCE YOU FAT FUCK

>>82134263
/tv/ IS Timhead territory, as evidenced by this thread.

>>82133619
/pol here, we never gave a shit about this guy. Fucking kekked when his show got cancelled.

>>82132390
hes a really bad """""""""""""""""""""""comedian"""""""""""""""""" and quite ugly for tv

>>82133619
/pol here, sam hyde is a bitch. Fucking kekked when his show got cancelled after it wasted everyone's time

>>82133619
Pol here, we "never got on board with him he's just a faggot we meme whenever there was a shooting.
Nobody cared when his shitty show got cancelled either.

The amount of same-fagging and support for Tim is fucking cruel, what the hell happened

>>82134451
I didn't watch it or care because he's a waste of time. R

>>82134263
Get with reality Sam.
Look for a job in construction or something.

>>82134451
Pretty sure the dude is being ironic, funny stuff though

>>82133619
v

>>82134451
Why are you samefagging yourself then?
Go to bed, Sam. Tomorrow, buy a newspaper and look up the job postings in the classifieds.

>>82133619
Pol here, Sam Hyde is not /ourguy/ that would be Tim Heidecker. We all kekked hard when Sam "The Cuck" got his show cancelled

>>82134475
>Look for a job in construction or something.
>implying sammy-bois delicate boy hands can do manual labor

>>82134539
>Pol here, Sam Hyde is not /ourguy/ that would be Tim Heidecker. We all kekked hard when Sam "The Cuck" got his show cancelled

>>82134451
lefty discords put links to threads that are talking positively about anything right wing so they can go in and disrupt.

>over 30 years old
>no girl
>no kids
>no job
>no health care
>no savings
what went wrong?

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>>82134617
shit. i just realized I am sam hyde

>>82134612
>this much reaching
Sam, you're shit as a comedian, get over it.

>>82134617
>over 40 years old
>divorced
>no kids
>alimony
>cries every day about ZLOMPF
what went wrong?

>>82134612
>this much reaching
Sam, you're shit as a comedian, get over it.

>>82134585
Would bullprepping be a job he could handle?
He already has experience in trannydicksucking.

>>82134728
he mad

>>82132390

Jan rankowski wrote most of Sam's funnier skits including the Ted Talk. He(Jan) had no part in the show.

>>82134612
Not true, Sam just fucking sucks. This is timhead territory.

>>82134728
You must be in love with Heidecker, Sam. You seem to be unable to think of anyone else.

>>82134776
why would i be mad about tim losing his family and paying alimony?

>>82134833
he mad

>>82134795
This explains a lot.

>>82134612
Yeah no, there is no fucking discord "shilling". /tv/ just hates Sam.

>>82134612
WE. FUCKING. HATE. SAM. HYDE. HE. IS. A. WASTE. OF. TIME. GET. OVER. IT.

>>82134795
so, sam don't even write its own shit? whatta fraud

>>82133619

/pol/ here, we never "got on board with him". he's just a faggot we memed whenever there was a shooting.
nobody cared when his shitty show got cancelled either.

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>>82132390
>the call me Preppingbull
>they call me trannysuckle
>they call me Mr. Nobody

>>82133482
then why the fuck are you posting about it, idiot

>>82133619
/pol/ here, we neVER gave a fuck about this dumbass retard. Fucking kekked whenever his show got cancelled too.

>>82134910

Yep, he uses a collaborative google docs system. Back in 2013-2014 after Jan left, he recruited some /pol/ and TRS anons to do his joke writing/research. That's why his humor went from Chappelle level to more edgelord /pol/ humor.

>>82133619
/pol/ here, we never gave a shit about this dumbass. Sam Hyde is a waste of fucking time.

>>82134960
>he literally fell for the /pol/ meme
Sam is such a joke

>>82134943
>im only in it for keks
i'll keep posting it because it too. why are you defending him?

>>82134960
and they did it for free? bunch of cucks

>>82134960
sam is such a fucking joke

>>82134982
>/pol/
>we
>>>/r/T_D

>>82134960
Sam Hyde is such a fucking joke and a waste of fucking time. Holy shit.

YOU
THINK
YOU'RE
HOT
SHIT
DONCHAA

>>82133619
Pol/ here, we never gave a single fuck about this fucking joke. What a waste of time, especially when his show got cancelled.

>>82133619
/pol here, sam hyde is not /OurGuy/, that would be Tim and Eric, the funniest and most original people in comedy.

>>82133619
/Pol/ here, we never got on board with him, he's just an edgy retard who sucks at comedy and probably has autis.

>>82132390
Because it was awful and it deserved to be canceled, Sam.

>>82133619
/Pol/ here, we never gave a shit about this edgy sucks at comedy retard. Fucking kekked when his show got cancelled too.

>>82132849
He's not divorced, Sam.

>>82134612
There is no discord shilling, you piece of shit. Sam hyde is never funny and /tv/ fucking HATES him.

>>82132949
Fake and gay.

>>82135209
he is lol
>>82132949

I liked and got the absurdist humour but your production is horrible. I know how you feel about time wasters but as a writer/filmmaker myself, make some short films. All MDE was - was a bunch of randomness, Tim & Eric already has that down. Go for something meaningfully funny and get yourself better production values. Shit, I'd even write and edit for you but there's a huge negative image of you right now to those in the Industry and outside. Turn that on it's head and come back stronger with funnier material.

>>82133619
/pol/ here, we NEVER gave a fuck about this dumbass. Fucking kekked epicly when his show got cancelled.

>>82135261
That's fake, lol. Google image search links to https://www.reddit.com/r/milliondollarextreme/comments/5rfhso/to_follow_up_from_yesterday_heres_a_read_out_of/
This is beneath you, Sam.

>>82135296
>B-BUT REDDIT
that was posted feb 1st, let's try something earlier: jan 30th
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/78942055/

>>82135340
Oh right, they got a divorce right after having a baby, and she only gets 3K a month. You people are fucking insane.

>>82135394
so you got proven wrong and now you're saying it couldn't POSSIBLY happen because [reasons]? did you know bill nye got divorced 7 weeks after he got married?

>>82135437
>so you got proven wrong
What's the source of that questionnaire? It's hand writing, anyone could have made it. You're desperate and pathetic, Sam.

>>82132658
This

>>82135546
you can call the numbers right now and check yourself, it's real. sorry but tim got divorced and 1/3rd of his paycheck's going to his ""wife""

>>82132390
hi Sam.

Show wasn't all that great. The visuals and music were awesome, but the comedy & skits were absolutely terrible.

>>82135646
Nope it was unfunny racist garbage and a waste of fucking time

>>82135608
>you can call the numbers
Sure, except they don't work. This is a whole new level of anal devastation, Sam. Sad!

>>82135658
The racist part is irrelevant, it was trash with or without.

>>82135663
record yourself on vocaroo calling them now, if they don't work then you got nothing to lose right?

>>82135683
>record yourself on vocaroo calling them now
Record yourself with a sharpie in pooper and shoe on head. That "document" was probably written by Sam Hyde in a drunken stupor of unemployment. Prove me wrong.

>>82135777
whoa dude nice oldfag cred, but you're still the one making the claim and you gotta prove it, and it sounds to me like you're too pussy to call numbers that don't work
>That "document" was probably written by Sam Hyde in a drunken stupor of unemployment. Prove me wrong.
you can do that yourself by calling the numbers

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>>82135844
He's right, you know? Here's an exclusive copy of the court case. As you can see Tim signed it himself.

>>82135909
Oh my god how can a man be this cucked lmao
Tim Heidecker on suicide watch.

>>82135909
>:08:44
>>82135936
>:09:46
>no new IPs
LOL you're getting desperate guy, call the numbers

>>82133063
Fake and even if he did not one cares nigger

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All memes aside, this is a very crucial moment for Sam. He's in a downward spiral and he doesn't seem to be able to pull himself out of it. I hope he has a strong social support system and some good buddies that can give him the advice that he needs to get his life back on track.

I just don't get it.
I get Tim and Eric
I get Eric Andre
I don't get MDE at all

>>82135992
>i-its fake reeeeeee
>e-even if it's real n-no one cares!! delete thissss

>>82133221
>>82133252
>>82133281
>waste of time
>waste of time
>waste of time
>waste of time
>waste of time
You're getting paid but you can't even make it less obvious? Fuck off share blue

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>>82135221
>>82134893
>>82134862
>>82134798
>>82134763
>>82134723
>this much same-fagging and shilling

was /tv/ always this shit

>31 years old
>unemployed
>no health insurance
>Spams himself on /tv/ relentlessly in a desperate attempt to cling to the the last remaining shreds of any relevancy he still has

Kill yourself Sam.

>>82136261
How new are you ?
Let me guess, elections ?

>>82135965
Is that your proof of that paper you posted? What a piece of shit.

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>>82133040
im not even sure if this is bait or not anymore being how this is nu4chan

>>82136261
just discord leftists, who cares

>>82132390
Eric Andre is funnier. I'll just watch that and now I don't have to worry about any of his views sloppy second-ing over to some autist trash.

>>82133929
>WE
You have to go back.

>>82137753
We're being raided

>>82133040
>coming to /tv/ just to leftypost
Imagine being this miserable

Hey guys I'm just one of you channers out here and I can confirm that we never liked him. Us channers have always liked Tim. I've been here since 2001 so you know I'm right

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>>82132390
Tim Heidecker took his show away because he said Sam Hyde is a racist nazi for admitting he supported Drumpf.

Maybe we need to get Tim off the air to get this show back on the air I am thnking?

>>82133619
Paul here, never liked that RACIST motherfucker named Samuel Hide. I was drinking my IPAs and almost threw up when I saw the blatant mysogyny being displayed by his show on cable television. I thought this was 2017? What gives fellow anonymouses?

>>82133619
/pol/ here, we never "got on board with him". he's just a faggot we memed whenever there was a shooting.
nobody cared when his shitty show got cancelled either.

>>82132949
this sick fukker makes 12k a month, this angers the marxist in me that he is allowed to make more than average workers. like wtf seriously its 2017!!!

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>>82133487
fuck you racist bigot! so you admit your a fascist by saying your not a liberal. I hope you kill yourself for not supporting diversity and LGBT rights you fucking nazi!!

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FYI Sam donated 5k today to the legal defense of Andrew Anglin, the guy who writes the daily stormer. He's bein suid by a Jew.

https://www.wesearchr.com/bounties/daily-stormer-vs-splc-legal-defense-fund

>>82138423
Jesus, he must not be hurting that fucking bad then.

>>82138423
Damn, with that kind of money, he might even be able to help with Tim's alimony.

>>82138324
>/pol/ here
Get out and kill yourself, nobody cares.

>>82133487
>blame all the problems of society on 1 race
>w-we're totally not nazis guys
>nazis hated 1 ethnicity, we hate 1 race
>it's very different

>stormblr mouthbreathers can't even discuss MDE because they don't really watch it
How's the discord going, fellers? You hit 10 people yet?

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>>82138723
What is this about a discord?

>>82135608
And that prove what exactly ? You channers have been waving this piece of information as it was some kryptonite that will destroy Heidecker.That just show he have a private life and channers dug into it to retrieve personal information just because he had a fallout with a fuck that couldnt even scam bronies without getting doxed (the Dark Skyes Kickstarter) and who make """""ironic"""" nazi salute with Weev and his lovely chest tattoo

>>82138877
Shit what the fuck is happening in this post

>>82138877
cool spergout, tim still got divorced tho

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wahhhhh

heidecker no likey 4chan!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lXC-oY5zo0

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>>82138877
Is your S key broken or something

>>82138877
Relax Tim, you're just not as funny as Sam, that's all there is to it

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>>82139062
>waaahhhh 4chan posters are bad
>proceeds to posts a post on 4chan
What did Tim mean by this post?

>>82132390
Why would I help a douchebag who wouldnt do the same for me?

>>82132390
Not really, shit was pretty bad. Comedy needs more than juvenile edginess.

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>>82139062
>I'M NOT MAD I'M NOT MAD HAHA IT'S ALL A RUSE YOU FUCKING 4CHAN TROLL PIECES OF SHIT!!!!
https://twitter.com/timheidecker/status/857525710193213440

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>>82139202
W-WHAT ARE YOU A C U C K???? DON'T YOU REALIZE THE JEWS WANT TO DESTROY HIM!!! BUZZFEED! HEALTH INSURANCE! REEEEEE!

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>>82139212
How can someone pretend to be a Hydefag and 4chan poster, yet still have a hard time with irony and satire?

>>82139248
>not a new IP
that's nice, now let's take a closer look at that filename
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/1492902401636/
>spent the past week defending bill nye
LOL

>>82139442
>not a new IP
I can't tell if you are retarded or just pretending. This is an image board, kiddo. People save images...
>spent the past week defending bill nye
Clicked the link, maybe one of those was a Bill Nye defense

Do you fancy yourself a detective or some shit?

Can this new-wave of anit-comedy stop? I'm tired of guys like Sam Hyde, Tim and Eric and especially Eric Andre.

Guess what? If you are intentionally making it all bad, it's going to end up being bad, even if you're super ironic about it.

Anti-comedy is just people being too lazy to write actually funny jokes.

>>82140887

The jokes are above your head, you mental midget

>>82140887
not all of the MDE sketches were like that. there were a lot more straightforward, funny sketches

https://youtu.be/orTYukcEO0o

>>82141159
hahaha look at that zany wig so funny and random

>>82141159
This scene confused me until I realized the episode was making fun of MGTOW's

My headspace was so set on Sam making fun of women with every scene, so it was jarring trying to make sense of this. But this is pretty clear cut when you realize that he's making fun of those MGTOW types fetishizing being a "man" in the 50s with a trophy wife.

>>82141219

It's a commentary on using wigs for humor more than it is a "haha funny wig" joke, retard

>>82136027
Did you get vaccinated?

>>82132390
Because it sucked

>>82138239
that would be like taking Twin Peaks off the air and replacing it with My Little Pony

>>82138945
So what ?

>>82139114
World Peace is still cancelled and Tim is still on Adult Swim

>>82141725
I admit I was pretty hyped when I found out about this show (as the slowpoke I am it was too late)
But I honestly didn't find World Peace that funny. I coudn't grasp that much level of absurd with my pleb perspective.
But later I found some gems from their youtube stuff, like this one - that was funny as hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS0jTbzd8Q8

>>82132390
because he takes drugs. the bad drugs

>>82132390
IT MADE ME FEEL

LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT

>>82138896
>>82138945
"We have no argument"
"W-why did they cancel Sam show T_T"
http://i.imgur.com/21nUMnV.jpg

>>82138239
MDETards will defend this and say it's 2deep4u ee-raw-nee
http://i.imgur.com/21nUMnV.jpg

Not gonna lie, former Sam Hyde fan here. This is fucking hilarious watching Hyde crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get another TV show.

Because he has hot girlfriends adultswim executives dont have

>>82142389
This is an imageboard Tim, you can post images along with your text.

>>82142497
he has to do cringy things 24/7 or else he would forget how does his character act

>>82143121
Yeah, Sam is pretty autistic.

>>82132877
Include me in the screencap

Yeah man, I can't wait to see more of this unfunny cuck who tried to get a gotcha moment with Tim Heidecker for an hour only to never get it and have his retarded fanbase pop up again

>>82133619
ebin

Tim cuckider BTFO

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>>82136148
It is fake, but there is ONE thing that's real, and that's pic related

>ALIMONYYYYY

>>82144143
Nobody cares

>Sam is what happens when you give a high functioning /pol/tard a lot of money
I think we have all learned a valuable lesson here.

>>82133619
/samhyde/ here, no one gave a fuck about pol
Also this thread is filled to the brim with a samefagger(s) It's kinda scary

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>>82138423

its somebody else using his name (with his permission)

pro-tip: there are many lawyers who recognize the significance of the lawsuit on free speech but don';t want to be associated with donating to nazi stuff

>>82144533
>but don';t want to be associated with donating to nazi stuff
Which is...bad?

BAN SAM HYDE THREADS IMMEDIATELY FUCK

4chan is the only place which hasnt banned him and look at the result

>>82144533
Whats his name? We need to give this man some love

>>82144533
What do you call a fascist uncle tom?

>>82142389
>>82142410
>linking to images on an imageboard
Tim this is getting sad

>>82132390
>>82133161
>>82134576
>>82132877
>>82132836
>>82133102

While I applaud your sentiments, please don't use the c word as an insult. There are plenty of people who enjoy cuckoldry for whom it is a legitimate fetish and using the word as you have marginalises them by problematically implying it is something that is somehow shameful.

>>82133386
Yes. I am serious, it fucking is. It's called a "reflection".

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>>82134728
hahaha, destroyed

>>82144533
why am i not living with this man

>>82148664
>looking up to fascists
What a disgrace this country is now.

>>82132390
>Remember this? Remember how it made you feel?
not laughing once for 15 minutes?

I just think the dude isnt that funny.

His standup is pretty shit as well and relies mostly on shock value.
>hurr I'll sit here and read you this shit on homosexuals I found on stormfront for 20 minutes and the irony of the joke is how intolorant you guys are of my opinions

I'M SICK OF ALL THE SHILLING FAGGOTS
EVERYONE LIKED THE SHOW WHEN IT WAS ON AND THERE WERE SUPPORTIVE THREADS ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME.

ONCE IT WAS CANCELLED YOU FUCKS STARTED DOING THIS ON PURPOSE, I KNOW YOU DO IT ON PURPOSE YOU PIECES OF SHIT.

>>82146444
You've gotta up your bait game, anon.

>>82144533
This guy has a good approach and he's right about everything.

>>82132390
Fuck off Sam.

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Why would I support a dick sucker?

>>82133421
I'm not seeing the part where it was "proven fake." Did you make that up?

>>82136027
pathetic idiots with retarded political views feel venerated by watching someone make "jokes" (read: references) to their belief system. That's literally it. It's like watching the new daily show, there aren't any actual jokes, people just watch it to go "I AGREE WITH THAT, YAYYYYY!!! I AM SO SMART!!!" while swallow a fist full of cheetos.

credit where credit is dues, there are certainly good MDE skits, but the show was garbage and didn't have many jokes

>>82133063
So he really is one of us then?

>>82133142
where's the proof?

>>82149068
It was ironic. You wouldn't understand it.

Nigger Squad was way more entertaining than your stupid fucking show

>>82132836
>Far right
Are you such a pansy that some guy saying "Moon Man" is the ultimate fascist? Fuck off.

>>82132993
The production alone was 100x better and most of it was just shot in a warehouse, Tim and Eric weren't even the pioneers of bizarre humor.

>>82135559
>he's been a cuck for half a fucking decade and counting

>>82133040
>Why is 4chan full of racism?
If you were any newer you'd be in your dads ballsack.

>>82134612
This is the truth

>>82132836
>far right

I honestly felt World Peace was very lacking and sub-par to the shit they usually pull out. Common, Hydes vertical phone ramblings were miles more entertaining then most World Peace sketches. Still, it's pretty shit their show got cancelled.

>>82132849
kek

>>82149068
What