ITT: Things that happened.

>that look in her eyes

You just know...

>>82130357
>Imagine being The Rock in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Vin Diesel, you fuckin' scary, all imposing with your jacked body and bald poultry baby face. I would totally be scared of you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be The Rock and not only rest on your knees while Vin "Mark Sinclair" Diesel flaunts his dwarfish body in front of you, the favorable perspective barely concealing his stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just rest there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfects that glare. Not only having to tolerate his abnormal fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, VIN "MARK SINCLAIR" DIESEL IMPOSES LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to rest on their knees there and watch his babyish fucking gremlin face contorts into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged beard proxies for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in New Zealand. You've never even seen anything this fucking pathetic before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his reflective bald head as he wipes it off to bob it threateningly at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to rest there and revel in his "Dieselesque (for that is what he calls himself)" manhood, the masculinity he's worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could Rock Bottom every single person on this set before the studio security could put you down, but you rest there and endure, because you're the fucking Rock. You're not going to lose your future movie star career over this. Just bear it. Hide your laugh and bear it.

>>82129923
Now that's a cunny I'd like to get to know.

>>82130512
This is my franchise Rock boy. My cash cow. You're MY bitch. YOU ONLY EXIST BECAUSE I ALLOW IT

>>82130907
>Jingle all the way
what did they mean by that?

>>82130907
>Larry is having a bear of a time

What does that even mean?

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>>82130907
>Great things come in bears