karate kicks the dog

He should have politely and calmly asked the dog to stop biting him.

dog is fucking dies

If a dog bit me you better believe I'd fucking kick the shit out of it till it stopped. Normal human reaction, even for a "dog whisperer".

>turning a Labrador violent
how do you fuck up so bad?

that's not gonna kill a dog

i could kick a man in the back and he might get a bruise

you're not going to fucking die

that's how dogs interact, they give a bite on the nose and that's that

>>82125613
okay michael vick

DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE

You haff to be dominant

TSH

My first dog was violent initially but I held him down on his side by the back of his neck when he first got angry and held him there until he stopped. He's been a nice dog to me ever since.

No need to kick a pupper though, I'd shoot anyone who kicked my dog.

>>82125972
Ask the owner's of said dog

reminder that angery dog was completely rehabbed.

I've never once been so sure I'm the smartest person on /tv/ as I have been while browsing this thread.

I once had a dog run into my garage at a breakneck speed and I kicked it out of instinct. Then the owner rushed in and asked me why I kicked his dog. What the fuck do you think, genius. Fuck off dog owners. Keep your shit on a leash.

>>82126473
This. I guarantee you if any of Cesar's critics were in charge of rehabilitating that dog, they would have declared it a lost cause and let it get euthanized.

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>>82126586
laffed

That dog is probably dead by now.

saves the dog when the owners want it destroyed

>>82126546

This. Fuck dogs tbqh

A classic for the lads. Somehow not as funny today.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g9fIjYnPazc

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>>82126525

EASY PERRO

>>82126546
>oh i dont need a leash hes totally trained ha ha dont worry
t. every shithead letting their dog run wild

Ceser is a good Hispanic man though.

>>82126736
So are you.

>>82126746

Thank you very much, that's lovely of you.

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>>82124709
Heh, nice try!
DOGGGU SUPLEX

>>82125972
I was going for a walk a few months ago and some fucker let his faggoty ass dog leap on me so I punched the fucker right on his wet nose.

The dog was a little faggot like I mentioned before and whimpered off. Told that fucker "Try a leash next time!" and he just mean mugged me but didn't do shit. Dog owners are losers. And this is coming from a neet. Get a fucking life, dogfags

>>82125972
I had mormon neighbors when I was growing up and they had a golden retriever that was violent and would bark at everything all day. They kept the dog outside in the middle of 105°F summers all day and the whole family hated the dog so it got put down eventually. Weird people, why have a dog and keep it outside all day and never pet it or give it any attention?

>>82126838
N-NANI?!

RESPONSIBILITY IS COOL, BUT THERE'S MORE THINGS IN LIFE LIKE KICKING DOGS ALL FUCKING NIGHT

>>82124709

That pero is loco, esse.
It needed a kick in the cojones

>>82127351
mexicans don't say cojones, Paco

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>>82126851
damn you're badass

>>82124709
someone give me the quick rundown

>>82125613
This desu

I have no idea why we're expected to not fight back against nature. Fuck that.

Break the bones fairly quickly

>Cesar you're so fast!
>I have to be in order to jump the border

kek

100% true story
>Living in Miami Gardens Florida
>Look up the demographics
>Neighbors are breeding dogs for fighting
>Know this for a fact because I've seen them training the dogs in the backyard
>One day a couple get lose and strt causing havoc in the neighborhood
>Didn't know and called my weed man to come over
>20 minutes later I see his car pulling up and immediately hear 2 gunshots
>Wait 2 seconds and go outside with my heater
>One of the dogs tried attacking my weedman
>Drag the dead dog to my neighbors house and leave him there
>Me and weedman leave the house because cops were gonna come
>Few days later my neighbor knocks on my door
>He's telling me hes moving out because someone shot his dog and left him in his yard to send a message and he didn't feel safe anymore
I didn't intend for that to happen, but we'll, 2 birds with one stone ya know?

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>>82129006
thanks for the laugh anon

>>82129006
>Look up the demographics
kek

>>82129006
Quality work, some shit you'd expect from a weed movie.

>>82126851
Bruh thats pretty gangster. Wouldnt wanna cross you in a dark alley thats for sure!

>>82129006
>ameriniggers have to buy weed from hardened criminals
Lmao fucking yankees

>>82129632
It's Florida, everyone has a gun.

>>82129993
literally the gunshine state

>>82126838
MASAKA

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>>82130923

>>82128440
Cesar Millan kicked a dog that was mangling his hand. I don't see why that's a big deal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihXq_WwiWM

"You need to show the dog who is in charge I mean if you don't display dominance the dog wi-

EYYY CHEE WOW WOW ADIDAS MUCHACHO! *kicks furiously*

>>82129006
>>One day a couple get lose and strt causing havoc in the neighborhood

Then you got into one little fight and your mom got scared and said you're moving with your uncle and auntie in Bel Air?

>>82132685
No, I still live in South Florida in the ghetto.

>>82129006
>Neighbors are breeding dogs for fighting
> he didn't feel safe anymore