I bypassed the character development!

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I kekd

i hope she really does get blacked so i can watch all the white cucks buy their episode 10 mulatto toys

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>>82121058

>How did you get passed the guards?

I BIT EM' I DID I DID!

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>>82121058
>It's an MRAs triggered at successful reboot of franchise that no longer caters just to them episode

>>>/pol/

>>82122833
>caters to them
>literally sold to slavery of the biggest corporate pimp in the known universe
>all actors involved and original creator said specifically it was like selling his baby in slavery

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>>82122881
>Giving a shit about what George lucas said after those prequels and making a fucking cartoon canon

Star Wars is in better hands now, To be honest.

>>82121175
Yes, please.

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>>82122959
Heh.

>>82122833
>leftist antifa "socialist" faggots unironically support a corporate monster like Disney


bless your little heart

>>82123016
>calling people leftist, socialists, and antifa unironically
Ben Shapiro is a retard

>>82122946
Keep sucking that Disney cock

>>82122946
if you think its better as forgettable popcorn flicks , then you were never a fan of the original or anything it stood for

>>82121058
These kids movies are terrible.

>>82122736
JFC

>>82122946
Star Wars was never good though

>>82122946
> making a fucking cartoon canon

Nothing wrong with a cartoon being canon.

A shitty cartoon that only kids can stand to watch? That's another story.

Blimey! I bypassed da compressor. Nuff said, yeah?

rogue one was good

>>82123161
>Liking star wars
C'mon anon, star wars is cool in theory but its actually a universe tied together by Mary sues, an infinity of universe ending devices, apparently like 5 cycles of universes and civilizations on top of each other (oh no, there's a secret SUPER sith empire!) and retcons. Any movie, cartoon, or book of star wars is garbage, only the games occasionally get it right.

Also why in the fuck is everyone obsessed with faggy force philosophies; you cant just be a force user and not deliver monologues or violently adhere to the stupiest doctrines in history?

>>82121058
Why does a desert scavenger talk like a posh british student?
>what what good chap I'm a scavenger old bean

>>82123295
it was shit

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Why is she so cute?

>>82123016
>"conservative" guy unironically hates wildly successful business models
what has happened in this country exactly

>>82123295
it was even worse desu

>>82123447
im a fascist

>>82123352
Literally 95 percent of what you're bitching about comes from the autistic EU that was never canon in the first place

>>82123424
>she will never kick you in the balls

>>82123424

She's a very good physical specimen, young vivacious and clearly fertile, and your balls are telling you that they want to shoot sperm at her

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>>82121058
I can never tell if people are criticizing the character Rey or the writing. Daisy did a great job at playing the character given to them, just like Hayden did the best he could with Anakin.

Stop bullying Daisy and instead bully JJ or better yet the writers.

>>82123637
yeah but criticizing her for being a mary-sure is sexism, she said so herself.

>>82122946
>Star Wars is in better hands now
Not really. I like parts of TFA more than anything in the prequels, but I wouldn't say the series in general is in better hands. A fucking Han Solo prequel does not, in my mind, reflect "better hands."

>>82123637

She doesn't know what 'nuance' means, much like Hayden in the prequels. The bigger problem, though, is that Anakin wasn't a Mary Sue in the prequels, despite the fact he was the Chosen One, while Rey is one of the worst examples of this trope.

>>82123725
>I like parts of TFA more than anything in the prequels

What parts?

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>>82123627
yeah..

>>82123735
>Anakin wasn't a Mary Sue in the prequels
Bait of the lowest caliber.

>>82121058
The sad thing is they did skip character development, lots of it, but not about this. She'd been working with tech her entire life, for one. However, you're even more wrong on this point, as the Force Sensitives in the Star Wars universe often pick up new skills at extremely accelerated rates, at least those they have an affinity for. Technology, repair, languages, etc etc etc

This is utterly typical of Force Sensitives in the Star Wars setting.

The character befriending each other at extremely accelerated rates, however, skipping the development of those characters and their relationships, is a legitimate criticism. Unfortunately you'd rather think you were clever, while actually being stupid, instead of sitting down and using your brain long enough to pick out the film's very real flaws.

her fucking face...why is it triggering me so

>>82123424

>two weeks of muay thai.webm

>>82123832

Please, point to me how he's a mary sue in the prequels.

how big is your /rey/ folder tv?

mine's only 85.3 MB (105 files)

>>82123760
>What parts?
I like Kylo's character in general even if TFA handles aspects of it with clumsiness ("YOU'RE AFRAID YOU'LL NEVER BE AS POWERFUL AS DARTH VADER!" Yeah, thanks Rey.). It was the one thing in TFA that seemed to really use its role as a sequel in an interesting, sincere way and it helps that Driver is a good actor. I hope VIII takes his character in an interesting direction. That, and not shitting on Luke as much as I think it might, are my only hopes.

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>>82123855
Its fucking CUTE i know

>>82123907
He's retconned into being space Jesus born of a Virgin and the chosen one because he's the MOSTEST POWERFULEST JEDI EVER since his force power level is maximum

The argument can be made that since anakin was a colossal fuckup in the end he wasn't actually a Mary sue, but since George insists it was all OK in the end because he destroyed the Sith I tend to agree with Mary sue accusations; an author vehemently defending any perceived wrongdoing by the character is a telltale mark of a Mary sue

>>82123907
First movie.

>Hi I'm Anakin, aren't I'm cuuute???
>I can do everything you need and everyone loves me, except for the jew.

Second movie.

>I'm a constant asshole but I can still do anything I require to do and everyone loves me including Padme that's a cradle assaulter.

Third movie

>I'm a prick now, cause in the other two movies everyone from audience to the writers hated me.

Thanks lucas for Jar Jar or it will be worst.

>>82123855
It's called recognizing bad genes and/or fetal alcohol syndrome at an instinctual level

>>82121143
Newfag, be gone!

>>82124042
She looks like those fucking /pol/ smileys

>>82124042
gettin thicc

TFA and R1 were both 1/10

Prequels are better, I saw them a few months back.

>>82121058
>MOM SAYS ITS MY TURN TO PLAY JEDI

>Has no flaws
>people still pretend she's a good character

>>82123447
>""left leaning"" individual says something not negative about a person who is not in a financially troubling situation
with what mind must i know how this future develops?

>>82123295
you're retarded.

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>>82124042
>>82124092
Uncanny

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>>82123627
>clearly fertile,

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>>82124035

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>>82121058

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>>82123627

>>82123948
I could post a picture of a down syndrome mutant covered in shit and you fags would want to fuck it.
Seriously why don't you consider chemical castration, it might help

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>>82124092
>>82124136

>>82121058
Even as a proud Daisyfag, this got me

>>82124059
would you prefer I say jej, lmao, ayy lmao, topkek, reply with just an image, or other option?

>>82124265
>when your character is a horrible Mary Sue but that's okay, because criticizing a Disney movie means you are a sexist misogynist omophobic bigot

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>>82121058
kek

>>82123627
It's funny because she's actually got a condition that causes fertility issues.

>>82121058
So is Disney purposely hiring hideous boy like women for their their movies?? 1st tfa and then beauty and the beast

>>82124312
>>82124306
lurk more queers

>>82124265
lol

>>82124376
At least Emma isn't defective at a genetic level

>>82122946
Idk about better hands. I'm curious to see the parallel universe where George got to make the new ones. Disney on the other hand is going rape this series to death.

>>82123424
>she

This needs to stop.

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>>82124377
>this amount of butthurt

>>82124016
>The argument can be made that since anakin was a colossal fuckup in the end he wasn't actually a Mary sue, but since George insists it was all OK in the end because he destroyed the Sith I tend to agree with Mary sue accusations; an author vehemently defending any perceived wrongdoing by the character is a telltale mark of a Mary sue

Why are you putting more value into the opinion of the author than what actually happened in the movies? Did the author's opinion translate to "Mary Sueness" in the movies? You pointed out Anakin was a colossal fuckup in the movies, so why's the fact he 'redeemed' himself in the end something that erases all the colossal fuckups and makes him a Mary Sue to you?

>>82124028

>First Movie
He lost every pod race prior to the one shown, he couldn't save his mom from slavery, he wasn't accepted by the jedi order the first moment they saw him (despite the fact they ackowledged he had potential), he didn't win easily against his opponents, he destroyed the big space station with the help of automated systems and R2

>Second Movie
Couldn't save his mother, was hurt in battle, lost a 2v1 battle against a sith lord and ultimately lost his arm, was scolded by the jedi multiple times and his actions were unsuccessful plenty of times.

>Third movie
Was manipulated by Palpatine, wasn't allowed to become a Jedi Master by the council, killed his own wife, brutally lost in battle and became more machine than man, despite being the "chosen one"

How's this a Mary Sue?

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>>82122833
>actually getting triggered by "MRAs"
>in 20 fucking 17, the year of which humanity's collective temporal frame exists in
back to SRS my severely autistic friend.

>>82123735
But anon just like blacks its okay when a woman does it.

>>82124414
Eh I'd argue that.

>>82124583
You just gotta breed the Anglo out of her, and she's already half there

>>82124329
standing.ovation.jpg

>>82124500
I feel better about Lucas. With all the weird things going in the prequels (and prequelfags stay mad, this is true), even his.. peculiar writing avoided the preposterous bullshit of TFA.

>>82124737
*feel bad sorry

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>>82124243
I'd choose to be castrated by those teeth

Ridley clearly has a thing for Oscar Isaac.

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>>82123087
>>82123161
>>82123016
>>82124519
>>82124123
>>>/pol/

Go cry in your containment board and let us enjoy star wars.

>Muh Disney Boogeyman

Nobody cares.

>>82121058
i can't breathe

>>82121175
Nah, next movie will have interracial homosexual kissing scenes though.

>>82124996
BUY DISNEY PRODUCTS

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>>82125202
All these "badass nazis" scared of a cartoon mouse....

>>82124242
What am I looking at???

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>>82123016
>>82124519
Out.

>>82122736
It's cute to imagine, but really if she were your gf, it'd actually be kind of dangerous. If you ever dropped something in her mouth, like your favourite watch that's been in your family for generations, you wouldn't even be able to get it back. You could stick your arm down her throat, sure, but wiggle too much, tickle the wrong nerve and BAM those jaws come shut and they're going clean through your bones.

Maybe I would, but I don't know the risk is high

>>82123352
>muh reddit contrarian
>muh passive aggressive shitter attitude

you're cancer, you never liked the franchise, you're just celebrating the rape and death of one

I'M BETTER THAN MEN, I CAN NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG OTHERWISE THE FEMINIST WILL EAT US ALIVE

>>82123832
He had podraced before, he was a gearhead because he was a childlaborer greasemonkey.

He is a hothead with detachment issues, he's a fucking sperg socially with mental issues. He only gets Padme because he had saved her so many times before and grew into Chad looks and became a spacecop monk which is like a rockstar in Star Wars universe.

First time he meets a sith he gets his arm chopped off, and he's wrong about most things.

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>>82125882
thats not what mary sue means
mary sue is when they do everything perfectly and master everything and surpass all challenges

anakin literally got his arms and legs cut off and turned into a vegetable

while ray is just sitting there grinning and conveniently surpasses all challenges with 0 effort

>>82123491
I'm sorry you support a government model that fails only slightly less than communism

>>82125943
That's the point I was making.

He wasn't Mary-Sue at all. He was a great pilot that's all. The only people who liked him were the ones he grew up with.

Anakin never won a fucking a fair fight. It was obvious Sheev was ruining Dooku's mojo who solo'd the dynamic duo without breaking a sweat.

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>>82126054
>It was obvious Sheev was ruining Dooku's mojo

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Is Daisy going to look any better in TLJ? They showed a new picture of her wearing jockey shorts of all things...

>>82125202
Why even reply to the disney shill?

>>82126285
she looks like that kid from one direction in tlj promo shit

>>82124874
kek

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>>82121058
here is a shitty edit

>>82125882
now let's do that again, but only with episode one.

I sear you mary sue fags are the worst.

>>82123234
Another redpilled anon, finally
what's the big appeal of it anyway?

>>82126861
>what's the big appeal of it anyway?

The power of extreme overhype and marketing.

The original WAS a good movie when it came out mind you, but that's no reason for people born in 1990's to act like it's still the greatest thing ever. It's all due to the pressure of the marketing machine.

>>82127115
>The original WAS a good movie when it came out mind you
Still is. Empire even more so. Jedi is a mixed bag, but it concludes the heart of the movies in a satisfying way.

Despite the over-milking and torturing the series has seen since, it's still an imaginative world that a lot of people like getting lost in. Attributing its lasting appeal to marketing and hype alone is a bit lazy.

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>>82124996
>>82125423
>I-I'm not c-crying
>LEAVE DISNEY ALONE FUCKING NAZIS REEEEEEEEEEEEE