>he doesn't main Dennis

Too low apm to main Dennis.

>get home from work as dishwasher
>light up a bowl
>kill a few hours grinding and just generally shit posting as Charlie
>kill like 50 rats, follow some waitress mains around

Comfy?

Mac > Charlie > Dennis > Frank >>>>>>>> the chick

>>82120196
>not using bird Dee aerials

>>82120196
>Mac first
>Dee last
this is really bad taste.

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>>82119440

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>join private server
>no RACISM, no BULLYING, no SPAGHETTI

When you finally pull of the Frank warthog combo and 1-shot everything around you, feels good man!

>>82120196
Dennis>>>>>>>Charlie>Mac>>>>>>Frank>>>>>>...............>>>>bird woman

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Dennis >>> Fat Mac > Charlie >>> Mac > Frank >>> Bird

Pic related: Charlie committing beastiality

PSA: If you don't have Dennis as your number 1 you should just go ahead and kill yourself right now. He can even add you to his collection

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>not maining frank
>not going full whip build

can anyone remember me wich episode is it when they get dropped at a bad neighbourhood and they want to ask for help and there is an old man sittting reading a book but they ask the next guy(a druggie)because the old man is black and then the white dude robs them.
Im trying to find that scene to watch it again

>>82119440
>he enjoys constantly having to press H in order to continually doing mana draining, stamina draining Hummingbirds in order to avoid his Wt stat increasing

Yeah okay I'll play that tryhard class. Oh wait no, I like fun, so I'll stick with Cricket you fucking plebian. Dennis shitters need to be banned.

I'm trying to run a Father Matthew Mara priest build but I keep getting charmed by wild bird ladies.

Any pointers?

>>82119440
Charlie may be slow, but if you have the pacing right, his superior damage exploits every mistake the other players will inevitably make. Also, doesn't it get boring just slamming off emaciated combos that end in not enough damage to even throw people from the stage? It always comes down to trickery that becomes very predictable.
Dennis is overrated, tourneyfag crap.

>>82120196
closet gay alert

>>82122100
Too be fair Charlie was getting his degree in bird law and was studying bird mating rituals at the time.

>>82122365
Bums making a mess all over the city, or something like that.

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i want to the bird

>>82121412
>banned
>Reason: This is a Christian server, NO SWEARING

What the fuck is this shit, dude?

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>tfw they nerfed his "Golden God" form

>>82122797
But this literally happens

>go to Counter-Strike server
>no cursing
>but you're allowed to murder other people
???

>>82122808
No. they just made it so you can't innately store it and
have it be as powerful. I hate that you faggots expect
to just press for a thousand hummingbirds
when your opponent is recovering and be able to
win every match. Its pathetic.

>>82122889
Yeah but they haven't gotten rid of the fact that Charlie can spam the pigeon throw move that can stun-lock you like a bitch

>>82123041
I do remote-raccoon build, but I hear you.
I hate Mac, but I do hope they fix the muscle-man burst-mode. Its so pathetically underpowered it
borders on useless. Half the time the upgraded moves don't even work.

>>82121875
accurate.

>>82122852

>banned
>reason: :)

tiny people need their tiny power trips

>>82123745
Aka McPoyle players

>>82123880
>join a server with a McPoyle
>ask where his brother is
>HES DEEAAAAAD
Well jeez.

>not rolling dee and scamming dickbags for free gold

>>82119440
>he doesn't go back to /v/eddit
>>82120196
>pretending to hate women so much that you pretend to not like Dee
teenagers (including early 20s /v/ posters) ruined /tv/

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>>82124564
>pretending
No, but Dee is okay

>>82124661
don't respond to me

>>82121875
this is correct

>>82124698
>just because I can't understand the humour of the thread means it's reddit
>not just ignoring the thread because you are too autistic to participate
fuck off OP

>>82122329

They WANT you to main Frank tho. He's so entry level.

Anyone figure out how to spawn the trashman worldboss? Is it even implemented yet or does he randomly spawn from trash cans on the world map

>>82124778
*fuck off anon >>82124564 >>82124698

>not maining The Lawyer

Biggest hands in the game.

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Dennis > frank > Charlie = dee >>>><>> mac
Writers trying to be actors never works out see mindy kalin in the office

>>82124888

>weak to birds

Enjoy losing to half of the game's enemies.

>>82124564
>>pretending to hate women so much that you pretend to not like Dee

where does someone who genuinely hate women put her? because i do and she's second last for me

>>82124836
I think you're getting him mixed up with Da Maniac. Trashman is Frank's ultimate. Speaking of Frank, how do I unlock the Gruesome Repairs skin?

Dee>Dennis>>>>>>Charlie>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>frank >> mac

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GUYS HOW DO I UNLOCK FROGGY FUCK!!!

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OBJECTIVELY BEST RANKING

Dennis > Dee > Charlie >>>> Frank >>>>>>>>>> Mac

>>82125428


>He didn't run the nitwit school raid.

Grinding my Mac and almost have him in Fat mode. Unstoppable tank paladin coming up.

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>>82125498
On a side note, is Kaitlin Olson the funniest woman in comedy?

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>>82119440
>he doesn't summon country mac at every boss gate

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tfw you quit medicine entirely to open an underground lucha libre fighting competition.

>>82125641
>Being able to play country Mac

Anon, I...

Hey guys, I'm kind of a newb but I've just about finished up the campaign with my Charlie King Of The Rats build. I've maxed out his Bash attack but I think I fucked up by making his subclass poisons and apparently that's a pretty useless class in the McPoyle endgame arena. Is there any gear that's decent enough to balance him out for that?

>>82120196
Dennis>Frank>Cricket>Charlie>McPoyles>Mac>Stupid bird

>>82126700
You could join the covenant of the Day Men, and have a champion of the sun assist you

>>82119583
only cucks main the waitress. I think they actually released some stats that said she was the least used character.

>>82125641
What's the point? Every time you fast travel you lose a life

>>82126814
Thanks, I really wanted that new rat bashing stick but buying into the covenant seems like the better long term investment. Will do.

Best TV mmo I've played since ED Edd and Eddy Online got shut down.
Wish the private server would get brought online quicker, that developer is lazy as fuck