ITT: We predict scenes from the female Ocean's Eight

>>82116685
>One of the decoys pretends to struggle with doing something while wearing skimpy outfit
>Guy will come up and try to help her
>She'll knock him out and steal his keycard
>"Heh. Men"

>>82116902
>"Why are we doing the job at this particular casino?"
>"The owner is her ex. He cheated on her."
>"We're with you all the way, girlfriend. Men are such pigs."
>"If you wanted to steal every penny he has, it'd be easier just to file for alimony! Tee hee hee!"

>female Ocean's Eight
Is this actually happenning? Tfw they don't need to write a new story ever again for years now, they can just take every movie ever made that has one or more male leads and swap the genders.

>>82116685
>Scene is shit and unfunny

>>82116685
Gotta have at least one groin-kick for gurl powar.

>>82116685
Gotta have period jokes

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>>82116685
I have an idea for a post-credits scene:
>Cate Blanchett's character pins a little boy to the ground
>She steps on his little white dick with Her barefoot
>She then sits on his face
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAPPPPPP*
Thoughts?

>>82116685
>cameron diaz is trying hack a door lock
>door lock is of high security she cant hack it
>she has an idea
>pulls a extremely bloody tampon from her oversized box
>smashes it into the door sensor
>sparks and overloads the system, door opens
>emily blunt tells cameron "about bloody time".
> all laugh and queef

>>82116685
>>They turn the flirtations up to 11
i understood that reference
Also, has anyone noticed how black characters ride in a back of a train?

>>82116685
You forgot to mention that it will be Mindy Kaling that plays the role of the cock slayer because they need to push the idea that the ugliest goblin in the cast can pull the most cock.

>>82116685
Is this actually going to happen? The men where the only appealing characters in the originals.
inb4 >faggot low-hanging fruit

>>82117911
Quentin, plz.

>>82116685
>whites in the front
>ethnic ones in the back
>two darkies group together
>asian is as far from darkies as possible

>"bruiser" girl has to fight a hallway of security guards
>does so using professional wrestling moves like hurricanranas
>"You think that hurt, try pregnancy."

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>>82118165
>"about bloody time"

I'd forgive the entire movie if this one joke was included.

>>82116685
>Some sort of synchronized period joke or a menopause joke

>they have an inside beta male that they manipulate into helping them rob the bank
>computer hacker girl is legendary and better than all men at technology, obligatory setup shot where she annihilates stupid males at computer hacking
>sexually liberated feminist woman is leader of the group and has anonymous sex with random men who she dominates like an alpha male

>>82120098
Stop posting actually realistic shit and make jokes goddamnit.

>scene with Rihanna flirting with a security guard
>pans over to the Asian chick awkwardly trying to do the same

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>>82118165
>about bloody time

>>82116685
>An explosion occurs at a local bank
>Most of the crew gets away
>The mark stuck in the vault removes her mask and trenchcoat
>exits the building pretending to be a legitimate customer/worker from said bank
>"Excuse mam, Maam",
>she turns around
>"you forgot your purse"

>>82116685
Who's the female Bernie Mac?

>>82118165
hahhahahhahahahah

>>82117911
I see potential

Former CIA agent here. What if I told you after years of alien reverse engineering we have discovered that women can be funny.

>>82118165
Top Kek

> scene reliant on witty banter
> all of the actress fuck up their timing and overact because they despise each other in real life

You know I am surprised Melissa mcarthy and amy shumer arent in it.

>>82118165
holy shit

>>82119680
>"Bruiser" girl beats up a hallway full of men
>Looks at the other girls, who are astonished
>I grew up with three brothers

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>>82118165
>"about bloody time"

>>82119507
The whole idea behind the movies is seeing men being cool as shit. Hell, even the cuck George Clooney manages to be cool in them.

>>82116685

and then they period all over each other and everything

>One of them falls in love and compromises the entire mission.
>Gotta have a happy ending, man quits his job and joins the thieves.

>>82118165
I'd be surprised if they didn't do something along these lines.

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>>82118165
>all laugh and queef