Starting it right now, what am I in for?
>>82115549
A sci-fi movie starring Bruce Willis.
Just fun.
>>82115549
fun
>>82115549
Silly fun. It's okay, bit uneven but mostly pretty good. Great looking film that's for sure.
GOAT sci fi that couldn't be made today..
AZIZ
>>82115549
Maybe I could watch this today, would I like it if I didn't like Leon?
>>82115768
LIGHT!
>>82115792
Leon was much darker and more serious. This is a goofy action comedy.
>>82115549
I was incredibly drunk while watching it.
there's a really good song in it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgo0CDL6bd0
>>82115549
that blue alien opera singer gave me nightmares
>>82115792
Besson is a hack and you are cinematically literate enough to understand it.
No, you won't like it.
>>82115549
MULDIBASS XDDD
>>82115875
She was Besson's wife.
During production he dropped her and fucked Multipass-woman for years :^)
Luc Besson has a great relationship stories, including pedo vibes, you should research it.
>>82115549
fun and criss rock/tucker.
i think it's tucker but you can never be sure.
>>82115549
>>82115826
okay, cool.
>>82115897
Well I guess I could also finally watch Fright Night, Popeye, or Conan the Barbarian.
40 minutes in, it's aesthetic and interesting as fuck.
It's also refreshing to see a movie that isn't such a boring tryhard like everything modern.
>>82115549
An unironic 10/10
>>82115549
A literally perfect waifu
Ma favourite movie of all time
Plus Gary Oldman
FOUR STONES, FOUR CRATES.
ZERO STONES
>>82115549
The power of zany French sci-fi with the best of the Anglo.
>>82116799
ZEERRRO CRATES!
>I hate Redditors, too simple-minded. I'll tell you what I do like though: an Anon, a dyed-in-the-wool Anon. Immoral, foul, autistic and vigourous. Now a serious shitposter, when he reposted that content, would've immediately asked about the little data package hidden under the EXIF in the image properties.
>>82115549
A top notch first half in the glorious style of Heavy Metal magazine.
Then an emasculated 2nd half wherein formerly badass character/s suddenly turn emmo. And sinister buildup is forgotten.
10/10 1st half
6/10 2nd half
Overall worth it.
Time is not important. Only life is important
I'm laughing like an autist midway.
Fuck this is a 10/10.
>>82117058
Make sure to check out Mousehunt once you've finished.
>genetically perfect
>has no tits
>>82117134
Are you classified as a shitposter?
I'm gonna join you, OP.
>>82117085
MouseHunt is legitimately an 11/10 film.
>>82117151
Negative, i am a meme popsicle.
>>82117327
A-a-are you a big guy?
>"pure evil"
>perfect woman looks like a little boy in a bad wig
>tfw you will never have DJ Ruby Rhod go on a vacation with you and you both pull mad space honies.
>>82116424
It's actually the textbook definition of a space opera, it's realistic enough, but still confident in its own aesthetic.
>>82115549
The best action film to ever have the hero and villain never meet or even be made aware the other exists
No
really
>>82115549
>>82116644
remake when?
>I don't want one position, I want all positions!
>>82118447
that's what she said lol
>>82115549
nowadays, is horrible.
you had to watch it in its time: it used to be the shit.
>>82118640
your a faggot
>>82118640
What a terrible opinion to have. Your subjective opinion is objectively wrong.
Chris Tucker is actually fucking rad in this movie.
>>82118640
in what conceivable way is it horrible? The acting is great, set design was incredibly progressive for its time.
OP here, just finished and holy shit what a great watch.
I think it's a legitimate 9/10 or even a 10/10.
>>82118640>le contrarian for a you
here is your (you)
>>82119223
They used to advertise the first HD TVs with the scene where she jumps down and you see the city below her.
>>82119834
CGI didn't age well
>>82119931
It never does. less is more when it comes to it.
>>82115549
>>82116048
>>82115875
she kinda made my dick hard
>>82119931
CGI was fine. It matched the tone. It wasnt trying to be super realistic, it didnt stand out too much.
I wonder how it would feel with those tentacles in your butt hahaha
>>82115549
It hasn't really aged well.
>>82121400
wait I fucked that up
>fell asleep 29 minutes in
Should I even continue?
>>82121176
I agree. And it wasn't overdone either.
>>82120884
>>82116644
Prime Milla must be the closest thing mankind has been from perfection.
Not that I do not enjoy MILFlla, but it's not the same.
>>82121451
No, you should stop breathing
>>82121635
I was tired nigga what the fuck
A LITTLE LIGHT OF LOOOOOVE
>>82121605
>>82115549
>>82115549
you need to make it to the opera scene
>>82115549
I huge disappointment because you aren't experiencing it in a theater where it was meant to be experienced
https://www.fathomevents.com/events/the-fifth-element/theaters
multi-digits?
Post yfw the remake stars a sassy fat black chick instead of Mila
>>82119931
>a nice girl butt right in the center
>CGI didn't age well
jesus christ dude
>>82121635
This desu senpai
Does anyone remember the hotel scene where she says "ROO BEE ROD" and she like puts her hands up and shakes her hips or something? In any copy I've seen it always pans to Corbin Dallas just as she says it.
I swear I've fucking seen it, I don't remember if it was in the theatrical release, some rip I've downloaded, one of those shitty adjusted for your television 4:3 aspect ratio copies that aired on old network television, or if it was a deleted scene. It bugs the fuck out of me because I know it exists but its impossible to find
>>82115549
I want to have sex with Milla Jovovich.
>>82125767
I want to have sex with Milla Jovovich 22 years ago.
>>82125497
Sometimes theatre cuts are slightly different from the eventual home release.
>>82124989
A remake would be aweful. Full of reddit tier quips, a transgendered "perfect" woman and Dallas would be a gay cuck. Also NO GARY OLDMAN!
>>82125497
yeah i remember, but she didnt put her hands up, just kept them on her hips. Haven't seen it recently, but remember the scene being in the vhs that I watched a million times as a kid.
>>82115897
>Besson is a hack
back this statement up so i can laugh at you
>>82115549
bzzz
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>82126289
>vhs
Fuck, maybe that was it. I wonder if I had a VHS of it back then or something.
it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a
>>82126339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-Meby2mI60
found it
This movie is fucking shit.
>dated as fuck
>all characters are annoying as fuck besides Bruce
>retarted plot
>2 hours and seven minutes
Only reason to watch this movie is for the tail.
Watch pic related instead.
CHEE KAN
GUD
CHEEKAN
>>82126339
yeah I swear I remember it showed her when she said it
>>82115549
A weird but really great movie.
>>82126362
Nononononononono
TAKE THAT
Why can't big movies like this be colourful and fun any more?
>>82126702
Black Tim Curry?
>>82115549
You won't enjoy it, because you don't even have the focus to watch a movie without stopping to read 4chan.
Have fun texting through the movie, manchild.
>>82126522
Total Recall is unironically a masterpiece.
>>82115549
A shining beacon of color, humor and action in the perpetual darkness of 90s sci-fi kino.
It's perfect.
>>82116941
Kek. Saved.
Does this movie still hold the record for the largest indoor explosion ever filmed?
>>82126520
Nope, thats the clip where they flash to Corbin's face instead. I've seen it a number of times.
>>82126991
back when chris rock used to be funny
>>82115549
k i n o
aside from Chris Tuckers gay ass
>>82127364
Chris Tucker was the 3rd best thing in this film.
All I know about this movie is that it's led to two decades of bad cosplay from flabby white girls wearing diapers and toilet paper.
so tell me my man, were you nervous in the service?
>>82127382
nope
Bruce Willis
Milla
Ian Holm
Oldman
all the little goofy side characters
all better than RUUUUUUUUUUUBY ROD
>>82118640
this.
back in the day i LOVED it.
last month, made the mistake of rewatching it, an all the magic is gone.
>>82116048
>Besson's second wife was actress Maïwenn Le Besco, who was 15 when they began dating in 1991.[17] They were married in late 1992 when Le Besco was pregnant with their daughter Shanna, who was born on 3 January 1993.[18] Le Besco later claimed that their relationship inspired Besson's film Léon (1994).[17]
I fucking knew it!