It's Happening

we're gonna need a word for kino that's above kino

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>my face when the Shamalamadong cinematic universe turns out better than the shit DC is vomiting together

>>82112597

>or will it be about Glass playing both of them to achieve his own goals?

Well his goal from day 1 was to find a superhuman like David that would use their gift to help others.

No clue what David has been doing in between the two movies, maybe despite the mountain of bodies Glass accumulated to find him he still felt an obligation to help, or maybe he was so horrified, it just made him retreat even further into normalcy.

With the Horde on the loose I guess he's really got no choice.

>>82112716
>No clue what David has been doing in between the two movies, maybe despite the mountain of bodies Glass accumulated to find him he still felt an obligation to help, or maybe he was so horrified, it just made him retreat even further into normalcy.
That's interesting, I'd assumed he'd been fighting crime in the shadows this whole time but I don't think he could've kept a balanced life doing that. He's wearing slacks with his name on them or something at the end of Split, so I guess he's just a lowly factory worker or something, and has been denying his gift this whole time out of resentment towards Glass. I think it'll be about Glass convincing him to stop the Beast but really he wants to try and capture the Beast and study him, possibly to cure his disability or something.

SHAMALAM KINOVERSE IS A GO

>>82112712
So far, it's done exceptionally better. His 2 movies vs their 3 horribly panned movies.

>>82112712
Makes me wonder what's going to happen when these films really kick off, and DC is pushed from second to third place. Cucked by a curry muncher.

>>82112597
Glass was never 100% a villain, his ultimate goal was good. So I don't really see him helping The Horde.

But you gotta remember that Glass was also responsible for Kevin's dad's death, so maybe it's about The Horde discovering that and hunting him, and then Glass has to deal with the fact that he created a supervillain and a superhero.

Casey is definately teaming up with Dunn, she's literally the hunter for Kevin's beast.

I just want that black girl to come back to life

>>82113231
>But you gotta remember that Glass was also responsible for Kevin's dad's death
you what?

>>82112597
DON'T LET ME DOWN SHYAMALAN

Also the selected name Glass tells me this one will have a lot more emphasis on Mr. Glass, paralleling Unbreakable Dunn and Split personality Kevin.

He said he's done with the script on his Twitter. I hope it works out. This is his big chance to return glory to his name in the form of a lasting trilogy.

>>82113320
Kevin's dad was on the train that Glass crashed to find Dunn.

In a way, he created both of them in the same incident.

PURE
FUCKING
POETRY

This is actually happening, mates. I can't believe it. Also, McAvoy was a god tier choice.

>>82113420
>Kevin's dad was on the train that Glass crashed to find Dunn.
Is his dad even mentioned in the movie?
Or is that just your own fantasy?

>>82113454
>he didn't watch the movie

>>82113454
>Is his dad even mentioned in the movie?

Yes he actually is

>>82113454
Not him but yes it's mentioned. Don't suggest it's a fantasy when you can barely recall details from a movie.

>>82112712
It's already outdoing DC and Marvel. Shyamalan knows how to construct a compelling villain.

>>82113353
>spent years purposely making trash so people stopped paying attention to him and kill the 'WHAT A TWIST' meme
>lowkey drops the biggest twist he's ever done in Split
>going to make a superhero trilogy better than anything DC's ever done

SHYAMALANANA PLAYING THE LONG CON! THE ULTIMATE TWIST!

>>82113481
>>82113486
>>82113493
hmm yeah i guess i should watch it again then

>>82112712
sickle cell anemia is better than the dceu. split still sucks

>>82112597

"SPLIT" "GLASS"

SPLIT GLASS


KINO, IN ITS ULTIMATE FORM

Split really should have ended with the girl shooting Beast, overcoming her fear etc. Thats the only way the scenes with her uncle would have made sense.
But I guess Beast was just too cool to kill off, so Shamalan turned Split into a clusterfuck to get a shitty cinematic universe.

Boll>Smithy>Shamalan tbqh.

>>82112597
Likely Glass is going to be the mastermind and the Beast is his superhuman enforcer

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>>82112712
>MCUck has to turn everything into company wars

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>>82112597
>always wanted an Unbreakable sequel
>hear about this
>"what the hell is Split?"
>"Oh.Ooooooh."
Cool. Should get around to watching it

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>mfw The Devil makes a cameo in the movie.

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>>82114383
> it's joaquin phoenix from the village

is Split any good? I haven the Shamalayan twist spoiled yet

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>>82114383
>>82114408
>The Beast starts attacking a school and someone yells VAMANOS CHILDREN

>>82114467

You're a fucking idiot.

>>82113552

You don't need to. Kevin's dad left on a train. There is no indication it was the one that crashed. It could be, but it's by no means confirmed.

>>82112610
"Theatre"

>>82113590

>unbreakable split glass

>>82112597
>Anya Taylor Joy

Will witch-fu have superpowers, too?

Just a threadly reminder that if you enjoyed Unbreakable it means you have terrible taste.

Most of the movie is Bruce Willis slowly realizing he's invincible and super strong along with the audience, except the audience already knows this very early, so we're forced to sit there for 10 minutes while he lifts weights and for several scenes of him asking his boss if he ever took a sick day. And everything else is dull because M Night is a hack.

>>82114766
I'm guessing they'll recruit her because she got close to The Horde and thus knows more about it than anyone else.

>>82114776
I thought the ending was kind of strange
>movie about a guy slowly realizing he's invincible and basically superman
>struggles to fight off a common burglar
I mean can you say anticlimatic

>>82114811
The struggle wasn't against the burglar, but against himself and his reluctance to accept his condition and the responsibility to do something with it.

>>82114811
I sure hope you're baiting there

Honestly, 2019 is too early for a movie like this, we can let the guy work his masterpiece until 2021.

>>82114838
but why not have him run into a burning building or something then? Fighting off a burglar is so boring, he doesnt even need superpowers to d othat

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>Anya Taylor Joy

>>82114776
This, I prefer the incomparable non-stop hella f*ckin epic 100 jump-cuts per second style of marvel

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>>82114888
The capeshit gravy-train would've died down by then. He's looking to make profits like this

>>82114234
>DCuck getting scared as GotG is about to come out

>>82115017
>240 mil off a 9 mil budget.

Welcome back Shyamalan.

>>82114978
yea you're really smart for liking an M Night movie

>>82115107
Point out the flaws of unbreakable

>>82114029
she shot him twice,stomach and chest

>>82115129
it's boring, most of the movie is him taking forever to realize that he's invincible and super strong (which doesn't even make sense) when the audience realizes it in five minutes, and the twist at the end is retarded and also makes no sense

so basically the story makes no sense and is dull to boot

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will he return?

>>82115230
He had no reason to believe he had super powers. He only did something abnormal in the car wreck, that could be chalked up to adrenaline. I've never broke a bone,do I have super powers?

>>82115230
> it's boring

Get checked out for adhd

> the twist made no sense

Why?

>>82115343
Have you ever lifted weights before? You generally keep adding weights until you can't lift them. It makes no sense that he never tried it until his kid told him to. Or even tried lifting something really heavy. Not knowing you're invincible is fine but not realizing you have super strength until you're in your 40s is stupid lazy writing.

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>>82115454
Guess you didnt see the movie
He didnt have "super strenght"
Every time he lift something it was still hard for him, see his face
Also the weights he lifted arent even superhuman, its alot, more than the usual joe and gym-rat can lift but its not super

>>82115454
He's not super.
He is literally unbreakable.
He feels the pain of his muscles but they don't break so he can lift heavier things.

>>82112597
More excited for this than any capeshit, thank you based Shamalamadingdong

>>82112597
based Shamalamafag

>>82113454
>>82114559

Not only do they say Kevin's dad "left" on a train, but Kevin lays flowers down on the train platform just before turning into the beast. The platform is in 30th street station, the same one Bruce Willis was arriving at before his train crashed.

There is literally no other explanation for the flowers.

>>82116308
>There is literally no other explanation for the flowers.
Figured thats where his mom died

>>82112712
To be fair the whole series will be miles better than any marvel/dc movie since they suck so much no matter how hard you are inclined to not agree.

>>82115701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIP0iqySMLo

But he lifted a lot more though m8

>>82116530
>random black guy in the back
>"get the hell out of here"
they should have added a "DAMN"

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>pee on yourself!
How can Marvel and DC compete with this subtly-filmed fetish Kino? What do you have to say for yourselves capeshills? Am I going to see Black Widow piss herself in the middle of an infiltration if I watch the next Marvelshit? Am I going to see Harely Quinn prop herself up against the bars of a cell and pee on her own face to lure the guards in so she can escape? Huh? Huh? Or am I gonna see more playing-it-safe "attitude" and "empowerment" that won't do a thing for my erection? Huh? Huh? Action? I can get action from a Vin Diesel flick, and better titties than most capeshit movies too.
Where are my pissfus? Why should I give you my money when Shyamalalakino is already catering to me with movies that flibbidifloop both my mind and benis? Huh? HUH HUH?

>>82113454
Yes but to be fair all they say is that the last time Kevin saw his dad was on a train, him being on the same train as Dunn is just speculation.

>>82117771
Shyamalan, for all his other faults, still does generally grasp the concept of Logan's Gun.

>>82116308

He's meeting someone. Like a date.

>>82117855

No one is arguing that it could be. Anon is saying that it is and it might not be.

This same asshole will scream plothole if his theory turns out wrong even though there are zero direct suggestions he's right.

>>82114776
>hurr durr it's boring
Wow, what a compelling argument. You've really convinced me Unbreakable is boring.

I bet you enjoy MCU flicks.

>>82119550


You're posting nonsense. Like an idiot.

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>>82112597
But how does this tie into avatar?

>>82119725
Why are you replying if you don't understand Logan's Gun or foreshadowing?
You're aware Glass was officially announced as the crossover, right?

>>82119910

>character is mid-30s
>abused as a kid
>somehow his dad dying 15 years ago is the source of the beast

>>82120404

Because one doesn't have anything to do with the other.

Dumbass.

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ffs Shyamalan, seriously?!

>>82120414

>father dies
>mother becomes/ is constantly abusive
>DUH HOW HE BEAST THO

Thanks for confirming you have the brain of a jellyfish.

>>82120455
I don't understand why you're on this board if you're unfamiliar with the concept of storytelling.

>>82120467
how many times are you going to post this

>>82120592
Maybe the attention whore would have stopped posting it if you didn't feed them

>>82120592
>replying to tripfags
>ever

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What sort of budget does it have?

Is it going to be like Unbreakable or will it have a more Avengers style?

>>82112610
Ascended Kino, or simply Super Kino

>>82122824
If he knows what's good for him, Shamalan will keep it lower budget. He tends to produce much better material this way.