Reddit Letter Media

>>82109310
>that pic
Wew lad.

>>82109310
why is she so qt, bros?

>>82109310
no pickle rick no watch

me and my boys here at /tv/ are too advanced now for this type of low tier dad humor

>>82109523
I know you're just shitposting, but goddamn. Fucking kill yourself.

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so is Mike actually bitter that he didn't get to play Palpatine in CW and Rebels or what was that scene all about

>>82109573
I'm pretty sure it's what most people refer to as a joke. RLM generally like to put these "jokes" in their comedy videos.

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>>82109523

>>82109695
>muh imaginary e-celeb drama!!!
What do you get out of this? Seriously what is wrong with you, you worthless faggot?

Re:View sucks, do more BotW instead

Why can't you accept that your favourite internet reviewers might have some flaws?

You've really got some growing up to do, anon.

>>82109740
Who are you talking to?

are they going to review Fate of the Furious and GOTG 2 at the same time?

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>>82109310

>>82109310
>qt fem Mike
send this to them.

>>82109459
lol

>it's a /tv/ obsesses over RLM and makes constant threads about them all day every day and then RLM release a new video and the thread dedicated to that new video dies quickly episode

>>82110247
happens every time

>>82109612
it's true though. he does a much better palpatine

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>>82110001
>>82109310
Mike-chan a cute!

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>>82110001

>>82109310
I was not expecting this movie ever being mentioned by them

>>82110362
but this fits with the kooky tastes of Jay the redditfag

>>82110440
If liking this movie makes me a reddit then I don't want to be a 4chan

>>82110001
Woman Mike looks like Marine Le Pen with brune hair

>>82109310
I wuld fucc femmike

>>82109310
>AIDSmoby
no thanks

so how the hell do you go from the meme mile and szechuan redemption to this shit? I thought they would expand on that transition

>>82110483
this. fucking waste of time

>>82110001
damn lena dunham looks like that?

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>>82109573

>>82110001
Looks like the girl from the Divergent movies

They didn't spoil the ending so I went and read it on Wiki. Jay's assessment of it sounds about right, that was darker than I was expecting.

>Mike is actually male ASR

>>82110644
stop censoring yourself. they kill themselves and the remaining guy finds out literally a few minutes later the army is already being deployed and dealing with the monsters

>>82109310
>friend simulator
someone's been watching funhaus

>>82110001
I think he's cuter without the hot filter.

>>82109310

>it's like a cheesy b-movie! It's bad on purpose!

Why are they so terrible at reviewing movies?

>>82110748
I wasn't censoring myself. There was no reason to explain the ending, if anyone cared they could google it just like I did. That said, I prefer that ending to the vague "I'm not actually going to write one" ending that King's original story had.

>>82110830
because they are a comedy show with a cinephile theme, if you didn't caught this you might be retarded

>>82109523
As a RLM Loremaster - Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes.

>>82110830
>It's bad on purpose!
But that's not what they're saying.

Like, that's not what they're saying at all.

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>>82110001

>>82110919
stop replying to a deleted post, RLM thread babysitter

>>82110924
uhmm yes it is sweetie

>>82110903
wtf I'm a faggot now?

>>82109695

@82110996
Um.. sorry sweetie, I don't take orders from you.

Jesus threads about rlm are cancer

Mods shouldn't allow them

The Mist wouldn't be better in black and white.

So was this another commentary track that morphed into a re:View (like Dawn of the Dead) or is there still a commentary coming out soon?

>>82111175

When have they ever done both a commentary and a re:view?

>>82111117
you say "woudn't" as if the black and white version disc on the blu-ray didn't existed, seems like you didn't watch the whole thing

>>82111197
Let me clarify:

1) the Dawn of the Dead re:View episode was originally announced on Patreon as a commentary track.

2) Earlier this week, they announced on Patreon that a new commentary track was coming out soon. The timing of this episode of re:View has lead me to wonder if they changed plans again.

>>82111232
Wouldn't as in the primary/only version being black and white

>>82111358
No they still have a commentary coming.

>just turn your brain off
>Ignore that all the special effects are awful
>Just imagine the movie is 60 years old then it's good

They unironically say these things. It's ok when a movie they like does it I guess.

>>82111519
It's almost like context matters or something.

>>82111519
You're pretty fucking stupid desu

>>82111552
Nope. These things are never acceptable to say when critiquing a movie no matter the context.

>>82111592
>it's never acceptable to judge a movie based on the filmmaker's intentions
Jesus Christ

>>82111085
This

>>82111552
I wouldn't show a modern kid old movies. Just like I wouldn't let a modern kid eat a meal that was made 20 years ago. It's rotten.

>>82111635
>I wouldn't show a modern kid old movies.
The fuck are you even talking about? Why not? Your food analogy literally makes no sense. Food physically and literally rots. Movies don't.

>>82111618
The film maker intended it to be bad! So it's good! And you can't say otherwise! Because intentions!

>>82109459
>when you hate minorities so hard your body subconsciously adapts itself into Clint Eastwood
>soon the eternal Six-Spooker's current husk will fail and his pure, Christian soul will fly out to possess Jay and begin the cycle anew

>>82111373
oh

well the guy could have played around with the cinematography and color grading to make it seem like it's black and white but not really, like some scenes in the new godzilla

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HjnKETQsSNI

I can't wait for everyone to pretend like they ever gave a fuck about this movie and that they enjoyed it before this review.

>>82110547

lol

>>82111708
>The film maker intended it to be bad!
No, they didn't. You're being fucking retarded.

>>82111737
me personally, I love this kino

>>82111737
I've seen plenty of The Mist threads on /tv/ before. There's even a new TV adaptation coming out soon.

very cool

>>82111737
I can't wait for some faggot to pretend like no on ever saw The Mist... ohhhhhhhhh, wait.

>>82111737

Or now we'll see actual threads discussing it since tiny babies don't watch movies until their favorite YouTube celebrity mentions them. See: Starship Troopers. Never saw so many ST threads in my life until that Re:view.

Also I saw this in theaters my senior year of high school and I loved it, still do. It gets mentioned in almost every Lovecraft film thread. Also suck my dick.

>>82111714
looks nothing like eastwood

>>82111672
film reels actually rot if you don't preserve them correctly though

If you remove makeup and other special effects and other Hollywood tricks, female actresses are LESS attractive than male actors (in movies and on TV).

>>82111737
The Mist has always been a reddit as fuck movie because of its connections to the walking dead.

>>82111864
no on everything you said

>>82111921
That's a shame. If only there was some sort of digital technology that allowed films to be stored.

>>82111958
>always
So it was reddit as fuck when it came out, several years before The Walking Dead even existed?

>>82112001
redditness is a timeless quality, monty python and the fish heads song are reddit media, just to name a few examples

>>82112104
Maybe you should learn to form real opinions.

>>82111945
Is this is male version of US women who think uncircumcised is ugly?

>>82112125
he's right you know. reddit behavior can be distilled into quantifiable things.

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>>82109310
Who makes a cuter girl, jay or mike?

>best part of the movie
>don't even talk about it

fucking hack frauds
I want my money back

>>82112220
that's disturbing

>>82112220
creepier than cgi grandma tarkin

>>82109310
>it's dated
>corny dialogue
>B grade heavy stereotype characters
>filmed like a low budget TV show
>bad visual effects
>generic classic horror premise of people trapped in one place
>generic soundtrack
>cheesy silly set pieces
>oh but it's a very good movie!

I don't get it, rather read the book then if literally everything but the narrative is badly executed.

>>82111618
Fuck off reddit

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>>82112377
>>82112443
Y-you don't think I'm cute anon?

>>82112531
>>it's dated
They don't say that.

>>corny dialogue
They don't say that as a negative. Just that some people expecting a more contemporary movie may be off put.

>>B grade heavy stereotype characters
They don't say that. Mike even makes a point of saying they're not stock characters, just very specific characters.

>>filmed like a low budget TV show
They say the film used a TV crew, but not that it looks low budget. They actually say the energy from the way the film was shot is a positive.

>>bad visual effects
As they say, the movie isn't about the visual effects.

>>generic classic horror premise of people trapped in one place
They don't say anything about it being generic.

>>generic soundtrack
They don't say this at all.

>>cheesy silly set pieces
They don't say this at all.

So do you just sort of half-pay attention to the things they say and draw your own conclusions simply so you can bitch about their opinions that you're not even understanding?

>posting in a literal shill thread

>>82112130
Americans have higher standards of hygiene and beauty? Shocker!

Post Ridch E/b/ins :D :DDD

>>82111519
>Ignore that all the special effects are awful

How can you honestly say that. The Mist is one movie that actually has great fx. It would have looked even better if they had let the director make it black and white like he wanted. (There's a version of that floating around somewhere. It's a lot scarier desu.)

wtf i lov rlm now

>>82110748
The army comes from behind them. That means they had to have driven past a batallion with flame throwers minutes earlier.

>>82112643
he looks like a drag queen from the 80's

>>82110453
Good, go

>>82109459
Logan?

>>82112531
Your description could also fit Tremors or any other intentionally done B-movies.

>>82109722
Yeah more Breath of the Wild let's plays would be cool

I gave them $15 this month and they don't even bother talking about the ending? Fucking lazy assholes. Mike probably was having withdrawals from alcohol

>>82109310
>Female Mike is Sasha Grey

Well fuck.

>>82113980
But they do talk about the ending. They just make sure not to spoil it for people that haven't seen the movie.

>>82112872
>56% white
>67% overweight or obese
Fuck off, retard.

I feel such pity for you RLM faggots. You go about your days just waiting for new uploads while jerking each other off with your cheetos crusted hands. Your hearts march towards their inevitable failure one irregular beat at a time. The impressions left in your chairs by your fat asses will no doubt withstand the end times only to be discovered and studied by a future civilization birthed from the ashes of the apocalypse. Your fat ass will be the mark you left on this earth. Have you donated to the Patreon lately?

>>82114073
Would you pay to watch Mike having sex with Sasha Grey?

>>82114143
Yes. He has to give her the goofballs.

>>82111737
hey, i grew up with this movie

>>82111878
not yet

I never thought other people liked this movie. I guess my love for half life helped me

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My "review" of Reddit Letter Media

>posting in a friend simulator thread
>idolizing an aging group of youtube vloggers from Milwaukee
>he gives his real-life "friends" money every month

Rich
>an unemployed construction worker, the trick monkey fraud of the group. knows two tricks: forced laughter and becoming violent. brava, rich! brava!

Jack
>a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife and children with terrible names ('myson packard?'). he knows he's the least popular cast member and desperately tries to fit in by making fun of reddit on stream

Mike
>an over-the-hill "director" weighed down by his talentless friends. only makes "ironically bad" videos because they're immune to criticism. his latest production 'Space Cop' has exposed him as a fraud and proved a spiritual and economic disaster. he will eventually go the route of orson welles, balloon up to 500 pounds and die at the ripe age of 50.

Jesse
>the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters on her phone while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.

Jay
>the only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth. still has a long way to go, but has already outgrown RLM.

I like how Reddit Letter Media is a company founded upon criticism, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from their stream if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the group has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, drink beer and make fart jokes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.

can someone post the RLM pasta?

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>>82109310
Oh thank god! I was starting to get cravings again last night for some new content.

>>82114893
Can we get a female Rich Evans?

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>>82114946
you mean his fiance?

>>82115020
I fucking knew this joke was coming, I was gonna write "don't post his gf" but I'm lazy

>>82114193
Stuckmann is that you?

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>tfw you ironically call it a friend simulator
>tfw it unironically has served a friend simulator for me for years
w-what's wrong with my face, anons?

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>>82111737
I've always loved The Mist, I always try to mention it in any thread, whether its a thread about movie endings or guess-the-movie-from-a-mspaint-drawing thread

>>82109310

These reviews just show me how shallow RLM's knowledge of movies is.

You'll notice that they have a short memory since they only refernce things they've seen recently.

>>82115156
>they only refernce things they've seen recently
What are you talking about?

>>82114117
Join the good fight, fellow anti-RLM poster! Shadilay!

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>>82114767

>>82109310
>That Hack salt over not being Palpy's voice

Hilarious

>>82115203

> We recently watched....

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I thought it was a nice re veiw but I don't know why they didn't show the black and white version when they were talking about it

>>82115842
Fuck off phone-poster.

>>82115842
Jay says "because it's the version people are most familiar with", or something along those lines.

>>82116209
but they have an entire show dedicated to shit nobody has ever seen in their lives. why not show a little bit of both?

>>82109310
>well helloooooo
>now who the hell is this cutie
>wouldn't kick her out of b...
>wait a minute
>that straw hat
>that shirt
>friend simulator
>WHAT THE FUCK!
>FUCKING HACKS!

>>82115467
So are you somehow under the impression that they WOULDN'T re-watch a movie before shooting a re:View as a refresher?

https://twitter.com/JayBauman1/status/857642434620252187

blumhouse mentioned feeding frenzy

what did they meant by this?

>>82111737
kys

>>82112872
>lopping a part of your cock exposing your sensitive dickhead
>hygienic

>>82112220
Mike. This is just freaky.

>>82111737
I always hated The Mist, it was "watch people be stupid with the worst consequences imaginable" for two straight hours.

>inb4 hurr realism
If I wanted realism I wouldn't watch movies in the first place. I want to be entertained, either by having my brain or my funny bone tickled. How I'm not being entertained is being forced to yell at the screen every 5 minutes.

>>82111737
Only plebs disliked the movie, basically most IMDB poster, I remember discussing it here on /tv/, but things were different back then.

>>82111737
I enjoyed it after this review

>>82116933
Fucking saved.

>>82111737
No, not really. I haven't watched a single movie they did on Re:View with the exception of Eraserhead and some parts of ID and DM back in the day.

>>82116537

no, they only reference movies in their other videos that they recently watched. anything else is just a name drop. no real analysis

mist means crap in german
hehehehe

>>82117235
>they only reference movies in their other videos that they recently watched
But...that's not true at all.

>anything else is just a name drop. no real analysis
Why would they go into a real analysis of a random movie they make a passing reference to in relation to the movie they're actually reviewing?

>>82113013
Couldn't you just turn down the color on your TV and maybe turn up the contrast a little?

>>82115020
she has to wear a pink hat so people know she's a girl LOL

"le blob remake is a le favorite of mine"
"we'll do a review of that"
why do they have such shit taste bros

>>82117528
How rude, she isn't even that bad looking, I bet your gf is really pretty.

>>82117574
The 80s version of The Blob is great though.

>>82110001
>hot mike looks the same

>>82109459
9/10 would reclaim Erebor with.

>>82117574
blob is great though

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>>82117610
>she isn't even that bad looking

>>82117610
t. Meme Evans

>>82116797
>"watch people be stupid with the worst consequences imaginable" for two straight hours.

So, every horror movie ever made.

>>82117574
donald blob is making horror movies great again tho

>>82117783
Let me see how pretty your gf is.
>>82117833
It's not me.

>>82117783
For Rich Evans, yes. This is the best looking women he could ever get.

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>>82117952
>It's not me.

>>82109399
>she

>>82116797
The religious angle is kinda dumb considering the creatures are clearly biological and killable so an alien invasion scenario would be a lot more believable then something biblical.

>>82118127
It is an alien invasion, the creatures come from another dimension because a fuck-up during a secret experiment.

>>82117783
>TFW you will never have a sugar momma like her that supports you financially and enjoys the same shit you do

Rich is living the dream to be honest family.

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What does Mike taste like?

>>82119035
Alcohol

>>82119035
Salt.

>>82119095
>>82119120
Margarita?

>>82113079
Or... maybe... they were already ahead of the battalion to begin with?

Think about it.

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>>82119173

>>82109310
Does mike have a sister?

>>82119442
She lives in Texas

>>82119462
Is she single

>>82109310
>Jessie left because she couldn't compete
Not surprised tbqh

>>82119483
what he meant is that her body is buried in texas.

Mike found out she burned the coal and killed her.

I'm surprised they liked the ending. It didn't really work for me, it just felt cheap. I couldn't take it seriously and just laughed.

>>82117783
she is way, way out of rich's league. slap some lipstick and a dress on that pig and you got a 3/10.

>>82112220
Mike is smashable, whatever this is is not.

>>82119582
are you delusional? She's the best women Rich could ever get.

>>82119582
Rich is like a perfect 3/10 though - on a good day.

>>82119483
No, she's married.

She's also older than Mike and has two kids.

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>>82109310

>>82119628
yes i know, that's what "out of his league" means.

>>82119727
Why do you know this shit? Why would you possibly take time out of your day to scour the internet to figure this shit out? Jesus Christ.

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>>82115020

So who's the one in the middle?

>>82119774
Jessi's profile used to be only semi-private.

Mike's sister commented on one of her pictures.

It took like 30 seconds to find all that out.

>>82119887
nice headcanon, you fucking freak

>>82119887
>creeping and doxxing is no big deal as long as its quick
no

>>82119887
>It took like 30 seconds to find all that out.
The fact that you were looking through their facebook pages at all and don't think that's pathetic speaks volumes about you.

>>82119887
>It took like 30 seconds to find all that out.
Yeah sure, like you just searched for that info now, you don't spend your free time e-stalking them or anything.

>>82109310
Yeah...I'm not watching this trash.

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>>82120116
you mean
ENDLEEEESS TRAAAAASH XD

>>82117838
>So, every cliche and bad horror movie ever made
the thing is a great example of a horror movie where people make believable mistakes and intelligent decisions

The Mist is the edgy redditor "LOL PPL ARE HORRIBLE LOOK AT HOW HORRIBLE THEY ARE" bullshit. It's one thing to have a realistic cynicism of man (Children of Men comes to mind), it's another to portray people making sacrifices to their delusions within 24 hours of a disaster happening, it's laughably edgy.

Also, the movie is a great example of a dark ending for a dark ending's sake. What is the context of the ending? Am I supposed to sympathize with him for doing that? I wouldn't have fucking done that. I don't wind up feeling despair, just kind of disgust at hack writing.

>>82117783

someone put a female filter on her

>>82120325
>it's bad because I didn't like what the characters did
Mad IMDB baby.

>>82117783
Someone do fem version of Karin

>>82117574

great is blob tho

>>82112104
>Fish heads song is Reddit

What the fuck? How? Why? Are you just throwing darts at a board?

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>>82109310

Pissfu?

>>82120116
edgy anon

>>82111519

Bad effects in low budget films is fine and acceptable.

RDJs floating head in the bazillion dollar Avengers films just has no excuse and should rightly be criticized.

>>82111737
Saw it, liked it and never saw it again

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>>82117783

She's not that small anymore, Anon.

>>82111519
The "Just turn your brain off" line is said (and criticized) in relation to plot holes in a movie.

Only stupid people have pattern recognition that can process concepts but not context.

What's the song that plays at 15:30?

I've heard it before, but I can't put my finger on it.

>>82122910
cats in the cradle

>>82122910
>tfw nobody in this thread has brought up that song until now because /tv/ is too uncultured to know the song and understand why its use in that montage is funny

>>82123024
I came to /tv/ with the explicit purpose of asking what the name of the song was.
This is probably the second time I've ever posted here.

t.>>82122910

>>82118256
No shit, his point was that the characters jumping to the "biblical apocalypse is upon us" conclusion was stupid given nothing about the creatures seemed biblical unless the crazy lady worshiped Cthulhu.

One thing I really noticed since they started doing ReView is how fucking awful the Nostalgia Critic's reviews are.

RLM talks about the movie's good and bad things and makes some jokes but they actually make you want to see the movie if you haven't.
Doug just basically says what happens during the entire movie and then screams like a retard with unfunny skits in between.
>>82123024

Having not seen the movie in years I legitimately thought it was part of the actual movie at first.

>>82123388
The Nostalgia Critic doesn't do actual "reviews." He makes comedy videos. I think he's terrible and unfunny, but what he does is closer to riffing like MST3K than it is to what RLM is doing with re:View.

>>82114767
I love this copy-pasta

>>82112220
Oh my gawd

>>82116797
>>82118127
>>82118256
>>82123206
When did the military roll in and the mist subside?

Right after the protagonist got done killing his son. The son the religious "crazy" lady said they had to sacrifice.

Checkmate, atheists.

>>82123475
Doug and his brother do some "real" reviews where they talk about a movie without the pretense of their dumb characters. They're still not as informative or entertaining but it's at least their actual thoughts and discussion of the movies without skits.

>>82123206
The crazy lady managed to convince the others because a few coincidences made her claims seems to have base and fit her narrative. Even when a scientific explanation was presented, she used that as more proof that God was angry at us because our science offended him.

Also, for her it wasn't "the apocalypse", it's made pretty clear that she doesn't give a fuck about the New Testament and was all about the oldschool angry God that would smite you for any transgression.

>hurr but why faggots believed her

In real life plenty of retards have been spurred into blind violence by religious nuts spewing nonsense, there is nothing incredible about that.

Does anyone have that gif of mike tugging on his collar I can never find it

>>82123901
>Also, for her it wasn't "the apocalypse", it's made pretty clear that she doesn't give a fuck about the New Testament and was all about the oldschool angry God that would smite you for any transgression.
If you had read Revelations the tribulations that happen in the end times would make the old testament look like child's play.

>>82115106
i used to use the term ironically but now it's only half-ironically

>>82111737
This movie is great because the black guy you are supposed to dislike makes the correct decisions and the "hero" white guy makes the worst ones including killing his family.

>>82124353
Not my point. The book of revelations is the endgame, there are reasons for it, it's described in detail and it follows certain rules. For her this wasn't that, it's just one day God waking up and saying "you know what fuck this shit, I hate these me-damn fuckers, a smiting coming up".

>>82110748
the dont kill themselves Thomas Janes kills them all

Of course Mike is the prettiest woman out of all of them, Mike gets everything, all the money all the women, goddamit fuck Mike.

>watching old HitB episodes
>Mike says how much he liked Cowboys and Aliens
>decide to give it a try even though i'm 99% sure it's garbage
>turns out it's garbage
i got memed boys

>>82124880
Mike gets all the diabetes.

>>82125045
he's going to get all the men now

>>82123774

f-fuck

>>82124937
Mike's jam is bad movies that amuse him somehow

>>82109310
Why are you doing this to muh dick OP?

>>82125666
HE WAS SACRIFICED TO THE DEVIL TRIPS

>>82124937
Mike has really fucking consistent taste, and that includes movies who follow a strict setup and payoff, which is what C&A does. I don't share that same taste either but that's why he also tends to like Marvel movies.

RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.

I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.

They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.

>>82109310
This was the worst re:View yet. I'm done with RLM.

>>82125807
I can't believe it took you guys THIS LONG to post this.

>>82125834
Worse than the one without Mike or Jay?

SAVE THE PUNS

Oh, a new half in the bag episode
*removes noose from neck*

Half in the baaaaaag! Get out of my car and into my dreams!!! Oh my gaaaawd! What's wrong with your faaaace?I Hack frauds IT BROKE NEW GROWND!!! Is this replacing Susan?! Email me if you want a pizza-roll! AAAAAIIIIIIDDDSSS! IT TOOK 12 YEARS TO MAKE! Well me personally, I really liked this movie it was so dense every frame had so much going on, it's like poetry, it rhymes, it's gonna be great... What is it with Ricks? That's right Jay! FUCK MOVIES! Fuck you it's january! Fuck you it's year! Fuck you it's FOREVER!!! I FUCKING LOVE STAR WARS! Speaking of reference, have you seen movie?! part time Thaaat's right Mike! AT-ST's AT-ST's I'm gonna cum! ENDLESS TRASH! Paul Blart Mall Plart part 2, he's a funnier character than we've ever had before, if we can get him working... THESE MEN ARE PAWNS I have put a price of twenty-thousand dirham on their heads! Next they will be hailed as the true messenger of GOD! Ahhhhhh They were just a couple of song writers who came to Ishtar to break into show business. Easy boy, easy, boy, easy boy, easy boy! What the hell's the matter with him? Is he blind?!? Well yeah he is, bu-but he's in perfect condition. So how did they end up on everybody's hit list? Your life is in danger. Behave normally, we have guns pointed at your backs. No, don't put your hands up you idiot. Oh little Darlin'. My little Darlin'.Oh where, a-are you? Do it. Ayyiyiyiyiyiyiyi schmechahii buttahotsfayaaah! I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere I feel like RLM needs a new fanbase, I got fahckin' Jokes-Redundancy-Stress-Disorder ovah here! I guess I have to... FUCK THE PAIN AWAY! Mmmmmm... I like to fuck my cat... What were these guys smoking? CIGARETTES? And I thought it was a really odd note to just end the movie on 10 minutes of news photage of 9/11. You might not have noticed it, but your brain did... You read this comment. What are next? And Kevin Bacon

>>82125866
Jay? Jay Bauman? Is that you?

Jay, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.

You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.

Nobody will remember Jay Bauman. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

In short, you are an enormous failure.

Jay, being that you're about 30 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.

The abhorrent failure that is Red Letter Media, Jay Bauman, that is your legacy.

Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Jay, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.

Maybe in a couple of years, Jay, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.

I genuinely doubt it.

/ck/ needs to teach /tv/ how to whip up some decent pasta

this is below chef boyardee levels

>>82126927
buffer overflow

>>82124830
>the dont kill themselves Thomas Janes kills them all

Of course he does, he's the Punisher.

>>82112643

Did Anna Paquin put on weight?

>>82115020
He said a FEMALE Rich Evans

>>82111864
>Or now we'll see actual threads discussing it since tiny babies don't watch movies until their favorite YouTube celebrity mentions them.

Why the fuck would I watch movies on my own when 99.99% of them are bad? Of course I want a recommendation from somebody reliable first.

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>>82115020
Is Rich engaged to a tranny manlet?

>>82109310
Is this an app or something?

>>82123388
>Doug just basically says what happens during the entire movie and then screams like a retard with unfunny skits in between.

I've been watching douge for a quite a while now, and that only happens when he's not interested in the film, any movie directed by burton is him dissecting every scene because he's a burton fan

And don't say shit like he only makes jokes, /tv/ is still mad about his last action hero review.

>>82128492
>actually defending Doug Walker

>>82128546
I'm not defending him, but nc is not just le funny jokes though.

>>82126927
original jay looks cute already, girl version looks JUST

>>82128371
FaceApp

>>82120423
>>82120509
>Underrated posts.

>>82109361
I'd fuck alternate universe Michelle from BlueNumberMedia.

>>82109310
they've finally jumped the shark
I'm done with them

>>82125045
He shouldn't have insulted Trump