Why the FUCK did you idiots recommend this garbage?

>>82095223
pleb

>>82095223
The only capekino is the first two Raimi Spiderman films

Ignore /tv/ and it's shit advice

>>82095465
>this
>a fucking thousand times this
Raimi had a deep love for the books and you can see it in the films he made.

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>>82095223
B..but it's keeeno

>>82095223
It's the very opposite of kino. The extreme opposite. A stale Big Mac if we're talking junk food terms

>>82095223
I think you mean "cockqueens."

DC fanboys are kind of desperate.

>>82095465
>>82095520
As are Raimi fanboys. Come on now. Evil Dead is amazing, but Spider-Man... not so much.

>>82095662
Oh, and inb4 "Marvelcuck" or whatever stupid shit you fuckers use. Best superhero film is Darkman.

>>82095465

>Donner Superman, Burton Batman

FFTY

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>>82095223
>He actually fell for the 'BvS is kino' meme

>>82095223
Aren't DCucks cute when they try to false flag? At the end of the day, this is just another shill thread for this movie which doesn't warrant any more discussion.

>>82095223
>thinking you're gonna get kino from a cinematic universe film

lmao.

I didn't because its a piece of shit

but I'm glad you wasted 3 hours on it like I did. Now you know the pain of myself and many others before you.

>>82095223
You just didn't "get it".

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>>82095223
hey op

>>82095223
>he fell for it

You will never get those 3 hours back nor do you deserve to, you gullible fool.

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>>82095223
>He actually fell for the tongue-in-cheek 'BvS is kino' meme

LMAOING @ ur lyf rn you gullible retard.

>Piece of shit
New indian disney shills at work

>>82095223
Are you literally retarded? It's the most expensive art house film made

Are the mouseketeers done yet?

the only cape kino is Logan desu

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>>82095223
How did you like Jesse Eisenjew as """""Lex Luthor""""""

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>>82095223
>I want my 3 fucking hours back you cuckqueans.

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Behold! Here is a joke more funny than "I thought she was with you".

>>82097329
Why isn't Tom Cruise Batman?

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>>82097392
Because Ben Affleck is Batman, obviously.

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>>82095223
>I want my 3 fucking hours back

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The writers of Batman v Superman definitely weren't paid enough. You've got an epic Greek tragedy adapted around two monolithic superhero icons with allegories to religion and King Arthur amongst others

It's the film equivalent of The Myth of Sisyphus

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>taking meme recommendations seriously
It's a fucking Zak Snyder film, the Jesse Eisenberg casting should have been enough of a warning.

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>>82095223
He fell for it guys. Well done.

>>82097565
>epic Greek tragedy
But all three of those words are wrong.

I think that Snyder has brought back the aesthetics and characteristics from the German Expressionist era of silent film by using comics as a visual medium. I know this sounds pretentious but hear me out.


I think that Snyder's work is heavily influenced by that to the point where he does not use distorted images or shadows to tell his story but uses the images off of the pages of comics as a medium to tell a story. People today (not bashing critics) are more used to conventional theatrical aesthetics like dialogue and realistic characterization. However, what people miss is that Snyder in his films tries to convey a metaphorical message through the images themselves. I do not think that his visuals are simply a spectacle but that they serve a purpose in developing a story. The first German Expressionist films were characterized with little to no dialogue for the main characters and they only had simple facial expressions to convey inner turmoil and emotion, however shortly after Expressionist films became popular people thought that the idea of no dialogue and only facial expressions to develop a character was boring and the idea was soon abandoned. I think that is what Snyder has tried to do this with his characters, to develop them beyond what they say to how they look and what they do. There are many more parallels between Snyder's work and BVS specifically with old German Expressionist films.

>>82095223
Mods should sticky this thread as a warning to others

>>82098012
>implying /tv/ isn't just fucking with a guy who's obviously a plebeian who is incapable of liking something as dynamic as bvs:ue

One year later and people still don't understand BvS.

Shameful.

>>82095811
>He actually fell for the 'BvS is kino' meme meme

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>>82097565
let's take into context what Snyder's tasks are, He is given a task to create a film :

1) an origin movie for Justice League
a) this will include scenes and character development for Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman
b) have the 3 team up to serve as a basis for Justice League - obviously this has to be a super villain since how can any human stand against 3 superheroes?
c) have that super villain be engineered by a human to serve its origin and for connecting with the human personas of Superman and Batman

2. have a continuity to Superman's actions after the Man of Steel - this includes the political aspects of having an uncontrollable god exist in the presence of humans and its spiritual implications as well

3. Introduce Batman and relate him to Superman

4. Be distinctly different from Marvel movies - tackle the serious side of having heroes among us


Given this ginormous task, it’s amazing how Snyder was able to make it all work in his film. To cover all this points would take about 4 - 4 1/2 hours and I feel that if given the freedom Snyder would have done it so. A task of this magnitude would have failed Kubrick but Snyder has done it, although we admit this is not his best work but I would have loved to see what he could have done in a 6 hour epic Director's cut of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice™.

I'm excited to see more of Snyder's work. I'm not trolling I really do. Even his adaptation of The Fountainhead, but I really wish I could see it in Snyder's intended form. Not getting cut down to what the studio wants. A 6 hour Fountainhead and Justice League and see it in Snyder's vision would be amazing to see.

>>82095948
No one got it, especially the people who liked it the most didn't get it.

>>82097536
That face is so great almost Charlton Heston laugh tier

>>82097565
>Greek tragedy
>none of the main protagonists died

>>82098906
did we even watch the same thing

>>82098906
>none of the main protagonist died
Anon I...

>>82095223
It's just a meme, nothing more. No one here actually thinks this is a good movie nor does anyone think Snyder is a good director.

>>82098953
It's just a meme to say it's a meme. Everything posted posted about bvs and Snyder is ironic about how unironic it is

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>>82097565
>It's the film equivalent of The Myth of Sisyphus

Why am I falling for bait? But seriously, they should do a Myth of Sisyphus equivalent in MoS 2. It's the only way you can redeem and try to force Superman to be such a dick.

I mean the Myth of Sisyphus is about the burden of everyday struggles, which is originally seen as a punishment for Sisyphus. But Sisyphus doesn't see it that way. "One must imagine Sisyphus happy", that is what superman is.

Holding the burden of humanity on his back, but being happy to do it. Unfortunately, the movie does the exact opposite by making him moapy about the burden of humanity.

But what can you expect Goyer and Snyder to do? Read actual interesting philosphic works by greats or just put b-grade religious themes in the movie.

>>82099001
Nah. It's 100% ironic shitposting. Just look at all the pastas already posted here.

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>>82098936
>>82098949

>>82099032
>Holding the burden of humanity on his back, but being happy to do it.
>Unfortunately, the movie does the exact opposite by making him moapy about the burden of humanity.

But the latter is objectively a more interesting concept

>>82095223

You can't dispute it was different than most capeshit.

>>82099075
Liking bvs started as a meme but it became unironic the more people rewatched it for meme ammo

>>82095223
This only proves how much of a retarded pleb you are. Get the fuck out of my board and don't come back, fag

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>>82095223

Falling for the "BvS was good meme"

>>82099198
Concepts don't mean shit, it's all about how the story is told

>>82099198
But that isn't superman

It's fine to have a Superman that doesn't share a absurdist point of view and call it the original superman. Snyder just doesn't understand superman, so he tried to "update him", but he turned him into something else.

>>82099222
Actually it felt like Nolan batman and watchmen thrown in a blender

>>82097305
how is this joke

>>82099637
>I had a buddy who tried getting me into ”normal” comic books, but I was all like, ”No one is having sex or killing each other. This isn’t really doing it for me.”


Srs, how was this guy hired? He sounds like an edgy teen.

Only capekinos are punisher war zone and blade and blade ii

>>82095223
Capeshit kino:
Spiderman 1 and 2
Justice League(2001-2004)
Justice League Unlimited(2004-2006)
Batman: The Animated Series
Batman Beyond
Justice League: Flashpoint Paradox
The Dark Knight trilogy(Begins, TDK, TDKR)
Logan
Man of Steel
Batman vs Superman
Is there any capeshit /tv/ wanna add?

Please just tell me if its good or not

>>82100108
Superman the Animated Series

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>>82100108
>Man of steel and BvS
>Kino
Pick one.

>>82100286
It's terrible.

>>82099589
Yeah, and the latters a more interesting story

>>82100286
Its fucking terrible dont watch it. All capeshit is awful but this was capeshit trying so hard to be deep and arty it fucking sucked and was so cringe.

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>>82100286
It's fantastic but marvel shills spam the "it's terrible" meme

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>>82100413

>>82100286

It's better than a movie in that genre with that title has any right to be.

>>82100524
Those are premises not stories

>Suicide Squad outsells Civil War in bluray sales
>cue to 900 anti DC threads on /tv/
Can this people be more transparent?

>>82095744
>Burton Batman
You don't like Batman do you?

>>82097263
What's wrong with making the Ubermensch's antagonist a weasly kike? Seems like a sensible followup to a villain like Zod.

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OP...

>>82095223
>You said it was kino.
ironically ;^)

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>>82095223
>You said it was kino.

>>82100590
The movie is actually incredibly good. It will Unironically take years for people to appreciate it

>>82099198
Superman isn't a Chad; he's a numale cuck

>>82100108

Daredevil season one.

>>82100286

If you are great then Batman Vs Superman is great. If you are limited then Batman Vs Superman is limited.

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>>82100590

>>82100286
Very flawed but interesting themes. Shit third act. God tier action scenes. Better than most capeshit but still a 6/10 tops

>>82099084
Why is Wonder Woman the ONLY female Justice League? The cartoon at least had Hawkgirl too. What was the point of this?

>>82102839
this isn't good story telling to neckbeards.

>>82095223
How many of you have watched it twice? Saw it in the theater, hated it. Saw the extended cut and Bruce's arc and Luthor's plan were much more clear and rewarding. It still has some problems (Wonder Woman and the Justice League shoehorn teases), but I actually think it's a great movie about a man descending into moral relativism, only to be saved by a man he initially sees as inhuman (like the media and Luthor see him).

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>>82102781
Honestly it's better than everything on that list. Listing cartoons in a /tv/ thread is autistic. Especially bland dogshit like Flashpoint Paradox.

>>82102967
If you watched the cartoon you'd know Hawkgirl was completely useless before they made her a villain for entertainment's sake.

>>82103035
Daredevil was trash though, the only good (as in decent) parts are the action scenes and Fish but the True Blood girl and that Seymour Hoffman double ruin the whole thing

>>82103090

Pleb opinion.

>>82103076
Yeah she was, but this is a chance to actually make a good Hawkgirl and instead we have Aquanerd for some reason.

>>82095223
I'll let you in on a little secret. It's a meme.
And sure there's always the couple or so autists who take it seriously and don't get it.

>>82103128
He's right tho

>>82103090
There's always got to be that fucking contrarian asshole on /tv/.

>>82103170
How are you right?

>>82102920
>God tier action scenes
You mean the one scene where Batman fights the thugs in the warehouse.

>>82103197
Because Daredevil is indeed trash

>>82103238
What on that list isn't trash?

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>>82095744

>>82103254
No, stop responding to him. He's already shown he's not interested in anything but shitposting.

>>82103191
Daredevil is sorta trash though. Apart from a few fight scenes and Fisk, it's totally unmemorable.
All the stuff with The Hand is completely uninteresting. The only real saving grace in season 2 is The Punisher.
But it's still the best capeshit TV ever made.

>>82103254
Spiderman 2, Batman Begins, TDK, BTAS, Logan and Man of Steel

>>82103286
Shut the fuck up.

>>82103309
:^)

>>82103309
Triggered as fuck

>>82103303
>Batman Begins, TDK
>Logan and Man of Steel
In what way are these better than Daredevil?

>>82103353
Or Spider-Man 2 for that matter.

Capekino:
Raimi's Spider-Man films
Punisher: War Zone
Batman Returns
Danger: Diabolik
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
Dredd
Hellboy II

Darkman and Unbreakable are original properties, but also undoubtedly capekino.

>>82100286
Decent Film. Has a more memorable score than any Marvel movie since Iron Man at least.

The whole thing is just an elaborate troll for newfags. It's like delest system32 used to be on /b/, they just get everyone to watch this dumb movie as a prank. Everyone knows it's crap.

>>82103325
The thing is most memes don't need autismal shills like you explaining it's a meme. People here don't call Suicide Squad capekino, unlike BvS so your theory kind of falls apart. The thing is BvS has great elements, underlying themes (inb4 jesus) and artistic ambition. It has deep flaws too, that's why it's a good movie to discuss. The thing is everytime some anon makes a capekino thread, a hundred shills like you come out of the woodwork to explain that it's all a meme, talk about box office and post evans or whatever literal cuckold they are promoting at the time.

The movie has +60% audience score in RT on a 3.7/5 audience rating (both accurate) and made about the same money in blurays than Civil War so no, not everyone think it's trash. These are facts

>>82103520
>"the thing is": the post
Sorry brehs, I'm tired

>>82103520
>It's not a meme!
>btw cuck shill evansposting kino
Man. You suck.

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>>82095223
Zack Snyder's dc universe should be animated from here on out to try and salvage it. The cartoon series with black lantern hawk girl martian man etc was SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much better.

>>82095223
>I want my 3 fucking hours back
It's 2 hrs 31 mins. You didn't watch, faggot.

>>82103741
The only watchable version is 3 hours and 3 minutes.

>>82095223
>You said it was kino
>kino

"Kino" means gay. Welcome to /tv/.

>>82103010
I liked it at the theaters in spite of hating Eisenberg, but when I saw it the second time, I loved pretty much everuthing about it.

>>82103325
>DC is so bad that pretending it's good is a form of trolling.
for u

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>>82095223
Just finished my 12th watching of BvS. You mad ?

>>82095223
This movie never should have been made.

>>82105005
>a day and a half watching this
Why do you hate yourself?

>DC is bad lol EKSDEE
>No arguments given

nice meme, marvelpajeets.

>>82105036
Better than playing vidya all day. But it feels good to trigger you.

>>82095223
>falling for the bvs meme

You should know when a small group of people keeps sperging over a movie talking about how its misunderstood and its a hidden masterpiece that only they can see because yoy're hindered by your plebian mind.

That its already a autist bait. Its a garbage ass movie, worst capeflick imo. Only good thing that came out of the movie is batman kicking peoples ass.

>>82105129
I loved the batman superman sex scene

>>82097565
>You've got an epic Greek tragedy adapted around two monolithic superhero icons with allegories to religion and King Arthur amongst others

I miss the part of Arthurian legend where the giant goblin comes in and Arthur and Lancelot have to punch it to death.

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>>82095465
Don't forget the proto capekino

>>82095223
>he fell for the "BvS is good" meme
The shills have done their job.

>>82095223
It's literally contarians baby's first meme newfag. Any thread that starts with "was it kino?" Is either a shitty bait or tries to convey some political opinion

>>82102354
>the least comicbook accurate is the best
makes you wonder

>>82095223
Make informed recommendations yourself you dumbcunt

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>>82098763
Exactly this

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>>82095223
>listening to redditors impersonating anons
>listening to redditors who spam the word kino till the term is meaningless.

>>82095744
this
classic capekino
I wish Donner would try his hand at supes again.

>>82103010

I did. Didn't see it in theaters though, I rarely go and the reviews put me off. Watched it the first time kinda expecting to dislike it and did. I saw that it was ambitious but I misunderstood a lot about it. Didn't get what some elements were actually going for. Then I saw a YouTuber who's opinions I kinda appreciate talk about it on Twitter and get into the political and philosophical subtext and I realized I was probably wrong about it.

Watched it again with an open mind and I adored it.

>>82097565
Oh my fuckign god imn crying

>>82097565
more like the myth of sissy pussies

>"Wait, Superman's mother has the same name as my mother? This changes everything! Nevermind the fact that he saved the planet once already. Now I am completely sure I can trust him"
What did Batman mean by this?

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>>82106667
My "awakening" came during this scene.

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>>82106771
Bruce knew he was one of the good guys before he even made the spear.

>>82095223
>>82106771
Superman = God/Jesus, higher authority, ultimate good
Martha = the sacred feminine and/or the Virgin Mary
Doomsday = Satan, ultimate evil
Lex = Left Wing
Batman = Right Wing

People see tragedy around them and blame it on Superman (God), they reject his authority for not preventing evil. Lex and Batman represent what happens to the two most common archetypal modes of thought (namely, conservatism and liberalism) when God is rejected. Lex becomes a bloodthirsty utopian (ala Communism) who, having rejected a higher authority (Superman/God) devolves into an agent of chaos seeking to turn the moral order on its head and ruled "from below" (ala Freudian psychoanalysis, as represented by the painting on his wall); Batman becomes a bloodthirsty dictator who, having rejected this same higher authority, devolves into an agent of tyranny seeking to impose order from above (ala fascism; rule of the strong man; will to power).

Superman leaves humanity and things degenerate quickly. Lex captures Martha and uses here for his own ends. Superman seeks to save Martha but is prevented by Batman. Superman implores Batman to "save Martha." Literally, this means to save Superman's mother; figuratively, it means save your own mother and/or rescue the feminine. Batman, unlike Lex, always had a spiritual element to him, or at least a sympathy for the spiritual--recall his mystical dream at the beginning of the film which he describes as "a beautiful lie." The shared name reminds Batman that they share the same mother (whether it be the Venus, Gaia, the Virgin Mary, etc). A redeemed Batman retrieves Martha (the sacred feminine) from the clutches of Lex (chaos), allowing Superman (God) to defeat Doomsday (Satan, evil).

Superman sacrifices himself to save humanity (as Christ sacrificed Himself on the cross), thus proving his benevolence and love for humanity.

>>82108896
Superman= The Nuclear East
Batman = The West
Lex= The military-industrial complex
Diana= The world of the past.
Lois= The world to come.
Martha= the nurturing world we share.

>>82109454
Zod - Al Qaeda.
Doomsday - ISIS.

>>82097565
This is good fucking bait because my blood is boiling after reading this

>>82095223
you have to enter into a specific kind of mindset to find enjoyment in BvS, OP. this movie was one of the more fun ones I've seen last year. certainly more entertaining than Avengers 2.1. the Martha gag was Tommy Wiseau kind of genius.

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>>82095223
>He fell for the ruse

What a fucking madman.

People fear what they don't understand

>>82102722
Worse.

He's a fucking manlet. Even Joss Whedon towers over him.

>>82095811
>>82097619
>he fell for the BvS isn't kino meme
Reddit trying to fit in again

>>82109503
Kek

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>This confuses and angers the numale cuck

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Name a more relevant flick than this one. The type of movie you see once and two days later you complete forgot about it.

>>82110108
Ok paki, you can take your false flagging Disney trash and fuck off.