Gosh darn it to heck, Fargo airs in sixty minutes!

I'm really hyped

I'm a frenchfag though so I'll have to wait for the torrents

My dick is primed and ready for MEW.

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>>82092061
Episode 1 sucked. I said it, I'm a big fan but that pilot was awful

what channel?

>>82092061
Ja?

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>>82092061
why her ex husband dating a man?

>>82092175
The DDR intro was putrid shit, but I liked the rest.

Haven't watched last weeks and not going to watch tonight, im missing the fun of the live threads

I am hype for torrent. good season so far imo

>>82092317
Why didn't you like it?

>>82092820
It was forced and cringey as fuck?
A completely failed scene, imo

Old man was secretly Lovecraft.

>>82092291
cause hes a faggot

>>82092061
livestream?

MEW/Coon lesbian scene?

Stream where?

>>82093356
television is for working adults who can afford it. if you can't you should be looking for work

10 minutes!

>>82093430
I don't live in dumbfuckingstan.

>>82092191
>>82093170
>>82093356
comfy stream and chat at brettygood dot com

>>82093430
pfft, highroading someone on 4chan

Was the grandpa summoning the old gods?

"hold on, forgot my gun."
im gonna like dumbcop

>>82093586
Nah, that's a shit site.

>>82092175
I thought it was shit until half way through, it was kinda slow. Once that British guy showed up, everything got 10x more interesting though.

>>82093566
then watch whatever your shithole makes

>>82092061
im looking for a live stream doncha know. ya got one?

>>82093669
this. only reason im watching episode 2 is because of the british guy

I'm all boned up, ready to spew for MEW

Stream anyone?

reminder this season has a transgender character

>>82093929
MEW?

>>82093929
fake news

>>82093669
>>82093834
He's not the sucker from the DDR who made it big in the land of capitalism?

HERE WE GOO

>>82093924
>>82093753

here >>82093586
watching it now hurry up

what else has Coon been in, she's too fucking cute to be limited to me watching her in just Fargo

T R U E

Does anybody else like to smell the pages of old books?

most overrated show on tv, memed by people who never saw the movie, were late on breaking bad, and feel left out.

>>82093929
>>82093952
>the reason they didn't show us her front was because of her big floppy dong

Hawley is a genius.

This is a MEW story.

>>82092061
is the upper midwest really a white haven like it's depicted?
I need to get away from niggers

Grandpa had a sexy babe.

>>82093977
dont know what youre on about m8

>>82094003
The Leftovers and she is fucking amazing in it, she is taking over tv rn with this and Leftovers.
She was also Benghazi Aflecks sister in Gone Girl

>>82094032
Somalis are moving to Minnesota en masse, such is the fate of a state full of Swedes.

is this the live thread

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>piss filter from the trailers is gone
thank God.

Coon confirmed imaginary.

BLUMPKIN

I feel like Rothstein is gonna die like a bitch later on

>>82094124
ghost

Are they allowed to say cocksucker?

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>>82094149
the hecks a blumpkin?

>>82094149
Chaz makes a blumpkin joke in S1 before his arrest

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>>82094071
is Trump deporting them?

This mustache dude Is such a faggot.

who's dumb idea was it to cast obi wan in fargo. he's throwing me right off.

Oh shit, we elite hackers now.

>hackers season

trash it

spooky

HAXXORS

>teh l33t hackerz

I cover my cam with a bit of tape, but they can still hear me masturbating loudly.

All IPs simultaneously.

>Literally first link on google is some kind of virus
>No warning from Google or anything about the webpage being malicious

ffs, this is already stupid.

>>82092061
Really hard to believe that this is not Anna Torv.

>>82094209
Getting your knob schlobbed while taking a sticky icky

>>82094257
>>82094258
>>82094272
>>82094274
settle down, grandpa just downloaded some malware

>>82094284

You're damn right I can, baby.

>back before Google had random forced LGBT pro-islamification anti-white SJW all-women-are-victims custom letter headings every week

I wish it could have stayed 2010 forever.

How long until MEW is fucking the other brother?

>>82094289
It wouldn't have had a warning if no one had ever searched it before, let alone reported it. Takes several hundred usually ya?

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>>82094303
I hope you enjoyed the sounds of my fapping to Kortney K. I really enjoyed cumming

>>82094347
plot twist: she actually loves and cares about Ray

>LOL FACEBOOK
>LOL MALWARE
>LOL DROPPED CALLS

lol dropped.

Threadly reminder we have to deal with MEW waifufags for 6 more weeks.

Why's Obi Wan being such a lil bitch, just take the mob's money and move along

>British "people"

This cockney guy is gross. : /

IS THE DEVIL STILL PURSUING YOU, MISTER DOUGLAS?!?

That is a reefer trailer but I didn't see a fuel tank underneath for the reefer unit.

>>82094499
more likely human traffickers, the climate is too cold for weed

i have a good feeling this is my last episode

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STAN GROSSMAN IS STILL ALIVE AND KICKING HOLY SHIT

>>82094289
that's what google was like back in 2010,

>slayve gurls

>>82094537
mew will show bare ass again at last moment and save the day again
it'll be the reoccurring theme this season like ayy lmao in the last one

>>82094567
eh, he could be in his 60s/70s, still fit enough to give financial advice

I like how he seems to be just as dumb and bad at critical thinking as his idiot parole officer brother

>>82094537
obi wan and his gay friend are going to ruin this for me. i cant stand them

This faggot is bullying Coon.

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Id like to see Keenen Ivory Wayans star in Fargo

Who is Jim Gaffigan supposed to play?

>>82094648
Eli's track record in literally everything he's ever in leads me to believe the mob will kill him eventually

>"well what do you think it is?"
>"slave girls?"
>""u wot?"
>"n-nevermind, i-it's not like I w-wanted one or a-anything"
kek

Orange juice meth conspiracy.

who is this cop guy?
he looks familiar

The guy was probably the East German guy from the first episode.

>Russian

What the fuck? Why would he think that?

>>82094690
probably the trans character

>>82094749
his shirt said something about russia

Where are the weird situations and the quirky characters?

>>82094790
Right behind you.

Must be rough trying to solve crimes with such retarded witnesses.

>>82094776

Literally "Russia is for lovers"

>>82094418
Wait is this season only 6 episodes?

>>82094032
Yes, most of the rural areas are.

>>82094746
it was the druggie who got pancaked last episode

MY SWEATY VAGINA

>>82094032
Totally. Only person of color in my town is the Doctor at the clinic

what a fucking joooookkkeeee. adverts every 10 minutes?

you americans make me sick how do you put up with this shit?

fucking cu cks

>>82094537
don't let the door hit you in the ass

>>82094805
science has proven that eye witness testimony in general is worthless, any half decent attorney can tear an eye witness a part

>>82094727
Shea Whigham
he is based.

>>82094861
I make up for it by fucking your mother.

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>mfw people are still trying to make character connections to the German opening

>>82094819
Nope

>>82094819
hopefully

MUH EVIL WHITE MAN

>>82094861
I use them as quick breaks to cook meals, go to the bathroom, and clean

what did the injin say?

>>82094888
i have two dads you faggot

A lot of computers in this episode.

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>injun shit

>>82094878
and has about a 10% survivability rate

>roof koreans documentary
cool

Would you like to butter that bread?

>this guy talking about mew's ass

>MEW will never slap you

mew a shit

what's gonna be MEW's deal, why is she super competent at everything she tries, but devotes her energies to bridge?

Check livestream
>Realize it just a handful of episodes
>showrunner was focusing on Legion
Might watch this tomorrow

>>82095058
What's wrong with bridge?

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>>82095002
>someone literally got paid to talk about MEW's ass

lucky SOB

>MEW on her period

Bonner achieved.

>>82095097
pussy's version of spades

This season is all about MEW's ass.

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Unfathamable pinheadry.

she's the white nia burr

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>Even with Coon this is going to be a weak season

Just end me now

>>82095166
fact: season 3 is ALWAYS the weakest season

>>82095224
That is mostly true, but I can think of a number of sows (Star Trek TNG, DS9, Big Love) where that is not the case.

Micturated -

Call back to the cohens Bug Lebowski

>>82095162
>Won't even hug his own brother

Rot in hell, Emmitt

>mew mound

>let me take my jacket off to pick this lock

why?

>all this MEW Fetish fuel

MEW just can't keep her clothes on.

UGH

did he not tell MEW where the stamp was? why does he consistently forget to tell people where the stamp is??

wha tis that

>>82095328
now shes taking her pants off m8

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Night all, I will watch and webm this episode tomorrow, perhaps.

WIMIN POWA

>MEW's bloody tampon

Time to fap.

Gross, my nigga

>>82095362
>implying he knows his brother's house well enough to know that

>>82095362
no dingus, the brother has since moved it into a safety deposit box

MUH PERIOD BLOOD

WOW WHAT A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMYN

BRAVO HAWLEY SO PROGRESSIVE AND BRAVE

brb, puking

That was the most disgusting thing that has ever aired on American television airwaves or cable. I've never written a complaint to the FCC but there's a first time for everything. I just want to puke.

>>82095397
but in the first episode the stamp is framed on the wall

i dont get it

>>82095397
He saw the stamp, framed in Emmitt's office, in the first episode. But she obvi found it

A convicted criminal probably shouldn't be leaving her own blood at the scene after breaking and entering.

>>82095434
I thought she found his deposit checks or something.

>>82095422
>FCC
>cable

You MEW faggots are literally a cancer. Half the thread is just talking about her. Have sex.

You people are faggot if you wouldn't eat out MEW on her period.

>Uses stamp for a tampon
Brilliant!

>>82092061
looks like the pic with the dog wearing the ushanka. but qtr

>>82095412
lol literally

>>82095425
>>82095434
no she found a receipt that he has it in a safety deposit box

he just happened to have a picture of a donkey hanging on his wall

>>82095451
>criminals act stupid in something named fargo

what else is new

>>82095451

Watch him blame it on Varga

>>82095451
Was just thinking that, what a stupid piece of evidence to leave behind

>>82095459
>scene involving her bloody tampon and meant to be gross
>REEEEE! STOP TALKING ABOUT IT!

was the bud light song just saying "cuck" over and over again?

>>82095459
t. MEW

>>82095452
She found it, too.


Unless she DIDN'T get the stamp, and someone else replaced

>>82095484

Varga confirmed transgender.

>>82095494
Not even talking about that retard.

AHHHH STRAIN PROMO

best part of this episode

>>82095498
No, you projecting faggot.

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This livethread is more entertaining then the show.

We East German now.

>hawley comments on the retarded logic of "stronk women" and their period blood by showing that only psychopaths would use it.
he's redpilled

Kek at that Asian manlet.

CUE SLAVIC MUSIC

>little chink manlet character

DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D

so this season's henchmen are a Cossak and a Mongolian?

>>82095562

He's a giant amongst Asian men

ewan is based

What is this stamp?

who wins in a battle royal?
>carl and Gaear
>Jew and Silent Bob
>Kitchen bros
>Cyka blyat and ching chang

>THIRD PARTY HAS THE STAMP
or mew is lying

MEW being a catty bitch stirring up drama and shit and causing these brothers to kill each other before season's end, then she moves on and starts the process over again

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I can't contain myself. Great episode.

>>82095644
Malvo

Calling it now, Gloria mistakes the Cossak guy for the guy that killed her stepdad

>>82095632
some myth of Sisyphus stamp

Damn Emmitt looks like a young Brian Cranston

A tv show about black people selling crack!

AYO CRACK NIGGA

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>>82095422

go to bed Grampa

Whoa black people were so happy and well dressed before crack.

>>82095676
yea thats pretty obvious now too.

>>82095685
Why is it important?

>no Camus-reading qts this season.

Government clearly introduced crack to bring down the black man.

remember in season 1 when that anon called lou Sue Falls?
good times.

>tfw dont know who erv was besides the guy who died

Okay boys let's regroup


Who put the mule pic in the frame? Is MEW lying or does she believe what she said in the car?

Did the Asian guy appear last ep?

>>82095788

Literally LBJ's master plan

This season is really lacking something.

>>82095802
Based Dodd said Satan was a woman,I don't trust her

>>82095788
Dubs of truth.

The CIA was responsible for the crack epidemic and also they assassinated the journalist that was going to blow up the story.

haha the dj is killing me

>>82095820
No.

3/10 episode

>>82095756
Kek

>>82095728
>>82095751
>>82095756
I guarantee you it's going to be about the CIA "ruining" black neighborhoods with crack

So basically the successful brother is going to get the mobsters to go after the loser one?

>>82095778
When Ray and Emmitt were kids and their dad died, Emmitt took the dad's stamp collection while Ray took the car.

Emmitt sold most of the stamps and made his fortune, while Ray is in a rut. Ray believes Emmitt tricked Ray into taking the car and wants the stamp, which is probably highly, highly valuable, to sell it.

>>82095828
It's lacking being a few episodes in which is when S2, outside of the nutso opening, got good

coon a shit

>>82095802
Obi Wan literally just said he is getting the stamp's frame repaired, he put the mule there because for some reason he can't stand to look at a bare wall for a few days

she's also a manipulative bitch who's just trying to settle this shit so she can get back to playing bridge

>>82095800
thats because you were too busy shitposting about mew instead of watching the fuking show

Outside of dropping a air conditioner unit on someone head, it has not even felt like fargo. Might go rewatch season 1

>>82095802
they already explained it dummy
stamp was in the shop to get a new frame, so he hung up that painting in its place

mew believes that he somehow knew she was coming

This kid's jacket is popping.

His dad must dress him.

>the same people complaining about season 3 not feeling like fargo are the same people who complained about season 2 during the livethreads

>>82095912
>loser boyfriend putting you at risk from getting your sponsorship by bringing a psychopath to your apartment

i'd be pissed too

Mustache vs. mustache

>>82095925
>person gets killed under mysterious/vague circumstances setting off a series of events that ends with cops, mobsters and random often clueless third party getting involved in a massacre

it's been the bread and butter of this series since season 1

>Rothstein acting like a tough guy

Based Ray

Ray is my hero

lel

I hope that wasn't an original.

>>82092191
>channel

What is a channel?

>>82095966
Thing is, season 2 had great moments every episode.

In the first two seasons you already had the waffle hut shootout, and Ted Danson meeting KC guys on the road, (and A few others, that might of been in episode 3) (I think the grinding of the youngest brother at the shop was the end of episode 2)

the only scene that stands out so far is throat singing and dropping a air conditioner

should of put on the snow tires dontcha no

I dont feel I need to watch anymore. Ill just keep my glass eye peeled for MEW webmd's

That mustache dude is such a cuck. He wishes he could fuck the good looking Ewan.

>>82096083
it's been two fucking episodes, and this one isn't even done yet

fucking impatient millenials

>>82095908
Season 2 was pretty good throughout.

I think that was probably the main reason Hummers were a thing.

It's official. The magic is gone. Fargo had a great first two seasons.

Can I get a screenshot of the tampon? For... research purposes...

>>82096091
ya?

>>82096124
The seasons always have a slow buildup in the beginning. Why is everyone complaining?

>>82096083
>I need every season to follow the same structure
pls

>>82096177
it's /tv wtf you expect

>>82096083
i dont disagree with this. 1 and 2 were 10/10s. but lets be honest how long can a show keep up that kind of quality?

this season feels more like its using Coen Bros logic than Hawley logic.
the people are more cartoony like the movie than the past 2 seasons.

Kerry Russel's still got it

>>82096139
They were just Humvees repurposed for tryhard suburbanites.

I'm interested how the shit is going to go down. Vargas is less of a physical threat, and so all I see is emmits second hand man and the two no name Vargas men to take care of that

>>82096177

/tv/ have no attention span.

>>82096127
Definitely, but it was also a slow burn that ramped up from episode to episode

Considering it's the first episode and we're not even done yet, I'd say this season's on the same track as last

>>82096177
theyre plebs it doesnt matter what they think

>>82096083
?? were you sleeping when the lawyer was being thrown off the building?

Emmitt's assistant is qt as fuck.

Whats happened this episode
I was at work at couldn't watch if

>>82096194
yeah, its slow paced Coen Bros alright, not the stuff Hawley did with last two seasons and Legion. I like it but its drastically different

>>82096200
it's fucking crazy that she still does

ah here comes Vargas to save the episode

>>82096144
holy shit this must be the same poster complaining about fargo

Vargas, the Cossack, and the Asian manlet are based.

>Putin's done some great things with Russia

Oh boy, shitstorm.

this china man needs to fuck off t b h.

he's such a meme character

>>82096289
the mobsters every season usually are, then some uppity shit tries to challenge them and the gloves come off

>they went with that cut instead of
>yuwuh TRAP-T

Varga's totally gonna die midway through, he's so fucking menacing that his death will be a shock

>>82096306
I wonder if they went with more russian angle cuz of election russian stuff.

Why is there always a silent goon in each season? First there was the deaf guy, then the kitchen brothers, and now the Asian guy.

>>82096412
I feel like he will make it towards the end, but yea he is gonna die eventually

also not enough Coon tonight

>1st ep = mew ass
>2nd ep = mew cunt blood
>3rd ep = ???

People hate this season so far because the threat isn't violent in nature, but rather economical if anything.

>>82096456
Mew Tits?

>>82096446
>also not enough Coon tonight
Come here to Chicago. There are more coons than you can handle.

>>82096456

Full frontal shot of MEW giving a piss test.

>>82096456
Mew vore

>>82096456
>3 = Mew's ass blood

>>82096435
the asian guy is shit woulda been better with just 2 of the cossaks

>>82092061
I'd watch Fargo, but since I actually live in Fargo I feel like I'd be endlessly annoyed

Next ep promo when?

>>82096394
A lot of the trailer's scenes used different takes so far.

The unfathomable pin-headery line, the I'm a lawyer line, and I think the glued his mouth shut line.
A few more too.

>>82096531
The fun thing about Fargo is that the show is is never set in Fargo

>>82096530
I concur, should have had an underrepresented group like the greeks.

>>82096531
Most of the show isn't even set in Fargo. It is set in the midwest though.

>>82096552
oh ya?

>>82096435
Because the show is formulaic as hell

MORE 70's FARGO
FUCK YES

>It's a 70s episode

GET READY LADS

70's FLASHBACK
YEAAAAAAH

Going to find Ray's prints on that dead guy's gun

The drums song used for Mr numbers and Mr wrench was used in that preview.

>tfw more interested in the cop's story than the family feud

>>82096456
Soles

Since I missed half of it, here's a thread to discuss the episode all over again:

>>82068028
>>82068028
>>82068028

looks like next episode is gonna be a belter lads. its picking up

>>82096637
Ray is also his parole officer and the stoner had a ripped yellowpages book with Stussy on it.

Not to mention the lost note in the snowbank.

There's a lot of clues around ya know.

>>82096662

makes sense, Wrench is in this series

>>82096679
Maurice also ripped his shirt on the banister of MEW's apartment building, and I think he spit or something in the stairwell, too.

>Rob McElhenney in next episode
charlie day confirmed season 4

>>82096835
>Rob McElhenney in next episode

why

>>82096733
>Wrench is in this series
Sauce?

>>82096869
Glenn Howard was great in S1, so I have hopes fro Rob

>>82096679
He's fucked.

>>82096611
I have to admit the twins from season 2 being silent made them much more interesting. It seems like there's always these characters
>two goons
>force of nature
>ditsy cop that somehow solves the case
>timid or well- meaning character that gets caught in a murder
I wonder if they'll continue it in later seasons.

>no actual post episode discussion
i-is Fargo dead?

>>82092061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwL5Q02uwDE
you see how every element down to the letter is copied from the movie? This is why you should feel shame for wanting to watch it

>>82096999

It's here:

>>82068028

>>82094289
They already established that he doesn't know how to do shit with Google, so I doubt he even knows what viruses are or how to check for them.

>>82096998
I wouldn't qualify Marge, Molly, Lou, Ted Danson, or Carrie Coon as ditzy in any way, just quirky.

The only protagonist cop in the series (outside of side characters) who is bad at his job was Gus Grimly, and that's more due to his nature

>>82094724
Is he /ourguy/?

>>82096227
I wasn't.
Their prelim is suicide.
>Where else would some Ukranian thug desire to muscle in on parking lots?

>>82092175
The intro had to do with the Fargo S3 endgame and story. Grow up idiots.

>>82096899

I read it on reddit

>Truck contents:
--slave girls?
--drugs?
--beer?
--stolen snow throwers?

>>82097047
lol what a massive faggot you are.

>>82097047
>This is why you should feel shame for wanting to watch it

But I don't understand what's wrong with it

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>>82097279
Beer?

>>82097323

Not today Stan, we'll see you next Tuesday.

>>82097306
well then you are beyond help

>>82097446

not an argument, learn to communicate like an adult