How much do you think they drank?

>>82091413
probably not that much since it was mass produced domestic

>>82091413
Maybe about 6-8 beers per sesh

>>82091494
each person I mean

>>82091413
I will fug ur bbutt

>>82091494
That's enough to get a buzz if you're an alcoholic

Hank drinks to forget how he betrays Dale everyday by not telling him about Jon Redcorn

>>82091589
And Dale drinks to constantly put himself in denial

>>82091676
and Bill drinks because he is depressed and misses Lenore

either a 20 or a 32 pack split between 4. I doubt they all drink 8 a night so it's more likely they have like 5.

>>82091765
Boomhaur doggon drink cause hegotta dealwid witdere asses

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>tfw you drink 8 steel reserve tallboys a day

>>82091840
That's like drinking 16 regular tall boys

>>82091568
homo

>>82091840
How does that shit not make you fucking sick?

I can handle malt liquor occasionally but if I drink it too much it makes me sick

>>82091976
This

I always feel like there is a water balloon filled with diarrhea in the bottom of my stomach all day the next day if I drink 3-4 40's of Mickeys

>>82091840
Jesus Christ get help!

>>82091840
>steel reserve
This is how you know you're an alcoholic. Those taste like absolute fucking shit and give you a dirty drunk, but they're cheap and have one of the highest ABV of beers

>>82091840
is that any good or is it just cheap?

>>82092218
>2.50 for a 6 pack tallboys
Take a guess

I only drink on weekends because it sucks being groggy at work

>>82092266
You aren't even a real alcoholic you're what we call a weekend warrior. You should learn how to push through and drink every night

>>82092260
so just cheap, thanks

>>82092307
I used to but then I hated being fat

>>82091413
more than you

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>>82092266
>having a job that requires you to be sober

>>82092500
I used to work at an airport and saw one of my coworkers get fired for being drunk out on the runway driving a cart

>>82092500
like everyone?

>>82091840

I mean that's literally homeless dude shit.

Like drank a macro domestic or something.

But yeah I've been smoking too much weed. Not that bad but I need to force myself to stop for a bit. Seek medical help if that has been going on for awhile.

Jeans are so uncomfortable. Dickies are the truth.

>>82092624
there are plenty of jobs you can do drunk

almost anything home-based
computer-related
self-employed
owning your own business

im sorry you're a wage cuck who cant image any other job

>>82091830
hey dang ol see it like this boomhauer people up and at em but hey you see this look at her like its just a thing man aint nothing just a little of that

>>82092590
I guess they only let the pilots go to work drunk.

>>82091840
how often do you need to piss? like every 20 minutes?

>>82092854
I'd be drunk too if my coworkers were running a fight club in coach

>it's a hank comes home drunk and beats bobby episode

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>>82093016

I imagine Hank drinks 2-3, Boom drinks 4, Dale drinks 3-4, Bill drinks 6. They don't really get drunk obviously, just buzzed and relaxed after work.

>tfw AS stopped showing a full-hour of KotH again
>pushed Cleveland Show back up in the order

STOP WITH THE FUCKING CLEVELAND SHOW, GODDAMNIT

I want an hour of KotH back.

oh please we all know what teetotaling cucks americraps are.
they probably only had the one beer, maybe two if it's hot that day and then went back to keep on cucking.
the only one who's probably a hard alcoholic is bill who would just drink beer to keep up appearances then hit the hard shit when he got home.

>>82093081
those king of the hill edits are magical

>"YYYYYYUUUUUP"
>"MMMMYUP"
>"MMMMM HMMM"
>*Dale's conspiracy theory of the day*

>>82093249
2deep4u

>>82091821
They drink a 24 pack each night, I don't know where you're buying 20 packs (of cans no less).

>>82093195
>bill
>keep up appearance

Alright kiddo

>>82092218
its vile shit but it'll get you wasted quick

>>82093302
keeping up appearances is not that same as keeping up your appearance
jesus fuck every single fucking person on this goddamn website is DUMB

>>82093249
comfy as fuck. If Dale is /pol/, who would the others be? Bill /r9k/ maybe

>it's another "Bobby doing dumb girly shit while Hank desperatley tries to support him" episode

>>82093166
hank 2-3
boom 4
Dale 8-10
Bill 12

>>82093412
Boomhauer would be /fit/ and Hank would be /out/ I guess?

>>82093412
Hank would post on /ck/ about grilling and that's it

He wouldn't come here in the first place though

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>>82091840
>tfw average a 12 pack every night
>tfw it's been like this for years

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>>82092500
> go to work for Subaru Headquarters. Have a job that requires me to drive between the Headquarters which are a little more than a mile apart. Do my job very fast so that I can carve out an hour of drinking time at the bar between the two buildings.

>Drink 3 double Jack and cokes and 1 pint of Guinness at least three times a week while playing a Terminator pinball machine. Show back up to work and finish out the day. That job sucked but at least I got to fit in some day drinking

>>82093412
Dale's /x/

>>82091840
How big is your beer gut you slobbo?

>>82092753
Are all 4 of your examples the same fucking thing anon? Are you drunk right now anon?

>>82093447
No way Dale drinks that much. He's a twig, likely gets ripped from 2 beers, then goes home and chain smokes while freaking out about the government/not noticing Nancy getting railed by Redcorn in the next room.

>>82093578
yeah. /pol/ is more cotton

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> when you go out to lunch with a coworker and you find out your an alcoholic because all they order is a beer and you order several hard drinks and a beer. Still cool how they mire the tolerance. They ask if your O.K. To drive and you tell them you are a professional at this. Impress them with the skills of drunk driving.

>>82093688
>likely gets ripped from 2 beers
Fuck no. Skinny doesn't mean shit. Dale has a beer gut. He's drinks late into the night while on the dark web.

>>82093412
i mean, hank would probs be on /diy/, no? all of them a little desu

Boy I hate Nancy

>>82091413
It's okay guys, I have the correct number per drinking session

Hank: 3-5
Boomhauer: 4-6
Dale: 5-7
Bill: 7-9

They probably drink some weak ass shit that's around 4.2-4.8% so it's really like half-whole of a beer less than what it would be with standard 5% beer

>>82093726
Cotton is more /k/ and /int/

>>82092188

Steel Reserve taste alright for having such a high ABV. You wanna taste nasty try Pitbull. Gimme a SR over piss water bud light or any other pussy ass light beer any day.

>>82091840
HOLY NIGGER!!!

>Drink two shocktops
>don't get a buzz but my dick nearly explodes from piss

why do people even drink beer

>>82091821
>20 pack
>32 pack
jfc

>>82091821

Damn dude have you ever bought beer in your life?

>>82092260
no way. the cheapest 211's get is 4 for $5

>>82094218
I like the taste

>>82093192
This

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>it's another "High schoolers who've only ever seen this show on Cartoon Network regurgitate decade old memes" episode

>those people who claim to be alcoholics and only drink beer

how in the actual fuck. i haven't had beer in like 4 years. just go for the hard liquor

>>82094469
Whoa

>>82094399
>it's a nu-/tv/ literal child posts DUDE DBZ FIGHTS AND WIZARDS POWERS shitudden pic and tries to presume others are younger than him

Nothing exists after Chunin exams.

>>82094399
I dont care. At least its still on tv

>>82091840

>handle of wolfschmidt a day

i feel your pain

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>>82094541

Daily reminder that beer contains estrogen.

>>82094646
that would explain my rocking hairy man tits.

>>82092753
>lists all if the same job

Kek

>>82094646
No shit, it's why alcoholics like me who grow man boobs

>>82093412
>dale goes to /x/ and /pol/
>bill discovers /r9k/ cries a lot, then faps looking at /gif/ and /s/
>hank would be deeply disturbed by this place
>Boomhauer is to busy smashing poon, but if he did post on 4chan it would be /o/

>>82091413
A lot of Americans drink light beer, which is like a glass of water that someone spit beer into.

You could easily drink 6 of those and just barely get a buzz.

>>82095207
Some do, mostly women. I think euros are to up their own asses to know you can get whatever you want here.

>>82091413
Depends on the day. After work it was probably one or two beers each. On weekends it seems like they drank a 6pack each

>>82091542
so did i

>>82095120
It's a "Bill falls in love with an underage trap camwhoring on /b/" episode

>>82091579
I used to drink with these working-class dudes, and every weekend they'd hang and drink all day, usually well into the night. A 24 pack is what, $18? We'd drink at least 4 packs between 4-7 people.

I think Hank and his friends were the same though they also drank during weekdays, at least several beers.

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>>82091413


The intro to KOTH is basically just a quick time lapse of an average day of the boys in the Alley, The intro starts when Hank enters the alley and cracks a beer, Dale,Bill and Boomhauer already have beers but its likely all their first as well, except for maybe Bill. We can assume it starts early as we see the sun rise and the trash pickup come. Within that time the gang each seem to finish their beer. Hanks leaves and returns with a full case of 24 beers, Boomhauer grabs a 6 pack and they start into the second beer, the next transition seems to show them drinking the same beer, but between when Peggy brings out the sofa and just after the recycling bin seems to fill up, which indicates that they manage to drink the entire 6 pack and start another. They continue drinking until the entire 24 pack is done and Peggy comes to give Hank the trash. They drink roughly 25+ beers in a single day from early morning to late afternoon early evening, Not all the time of course but as an average.

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>tfw i drink more than 2 and i get wasted

>>82091413
3-4 Canadian Beer equivalent
so like 60 lonestars

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>>82092500
>having a job

>>82092188
What's APB? I drink 2 14% 4lokos frequently. Used to drink the green ones but got sick of them. It's gotten to the point I don't even chase that shit anymore.

>>82095689
I would pay to see that episode

>>82093412
Dale is /x/ and /k/.

>>82097291

There was already an episode about Bill falling for an underaged girl.

>>82093744
>getting into a car with a drunk
you should have destroyed the car to teach them a lesson

>>82091579
6-8 is nothing