Twin Peaks Season 3

>>82088227
Fuck off to facebook, normie.

What did you guys think of the book? And what questions do you have of the original show and movie? I probably have a few

>locked onto shitty subscription channel in UK and US
As much as people claim to like this series, it's going to fucking bomb no matter what they do

I can't get comfy until Lynch is getting "comfy" in his prison cell. How he has managed to evade arrest for 25 years is mind boggling.

>>82088302
i liked it, although it seemed like frost ran off with his own ideas, since apparently david hasn't even read it, which is kind of worrying considering how much shit frost attempted to tie up on his own and how that's going to effect S3

>>82088363
Can shows on a subscription network even technically bomb? I mean, even if it gets no viewers (it certainly will) its not like their going to pull something of the air they've already paid to produce.

>>82088486
Low ratings = show gets canned, same goes on subscription or regular TV

Why would they pay for something that has failed to make money? That's what they are after, at the end of the day

>>82088409
Fuck off, midget

>>82088486
not really

he's probably just some assmad poorfag that cannot into torrents and has to wait for streams or some shit like that

a peppering of anons of that variety as well as contrarians shitposting are something you should come to expect as more and more regular the closer we get to premiere, and beyond
>>82088529
nah, not before the season is up it's already been paid for, you dolt

>>82088529
the show is already finished, they went all in with this

>>82088302
The book was like 75% UFO bullshit that no one cares about. But at least we find out what happened to a bunch of characters.

>>82088227
>years go by nobody gives a shit about Twin Peaks
>news of season 3 comes up, the show shows up on netflix
>omfg so comfy! xD damn good coffee and pie!! can't wait for le season 3!! get comfy

>>82088600
>>82088601
Oh right sorry I forgot bout the retarded US system of mid season cancellation

By cancellation I meant the superior Brit version where we air the remaining episodes and then don't renew

>>82088529
They make money based on subscriptions, though. Presumably they take into a account how much of an increase in subscriptions and thus revenue they might get based on the allure of a show, and budget accordingly, but even if this is number underperforms staggeringly, its not like they can't keep showing it, unless they somehow think that it causes people to cancel their subscriptions. On regular tv if a show gets no ratings they have to pull it because they are loosing ad revenue. Shows can still fail, certainly, but subscription channels have been known to keep viewerless shows on air

>>82088672
Nobody's going to "renew" shit, it's an 18-hour film disguised as a limited series.

>>82088541
You can't silence me forever Lynch. You got Nance, you won't get me.

>>82088638
also this kind of poster, perpetually booty blasted about muh twin peaks becoming slightly more mainstream (again) because he wasn't even alive when it first aired, the same could be said about a large portion of shitposters ITTs desu senpai
>>82088672
>Brit
>superior anything

eternal anglo pls, they wouldn't cancel it mid-season on a subscription network either

quarry probably did awful in terms of ratings and it still aired the entire season, although it'll probably never see a second season, mid-season cancellation shit only applies to non-subscription networks, where ratings are actually pretty fuckin important

don't reply to me again you fucking biscuit munching tea gargling incestually bred limey scum

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Did James ever figure out what Laura meant by this?

>>82088796
Why did you put the wrong quote on to make James look stupid?
The real quote is
"God, James is sweet, but his head looks like a thumb"

>>82088768
What do you mean, I won't get you? Of course I'll get you, stupid fuck, you don't even have bodyguards.

>>82088638
>People get excited about a franchise when it gets new material
WOW HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING?

>>82088448
He cowrote every episode, so I wouldn't be too concerned. Almost guarantees that those inconsistencies'll tie in.

>>82088874
i know, it just seemed like frost went off with little to no input and now lynch has to pick up that possibly unfamiliar slack as a result

i've got faith that S3 is going to be hype as fuck, but that was the only thing in the book that really worried me, especially with how heavy handed the whole UFO/government shit was

>>82088672
>then don't renew

This is a miniseries you fucking idiot. It's been filmed, in its entirety, about a year ago.

Fuck you brits are stupid. I thank God every day I wasn't born on a tiny island.

>>82088638
Twin Peaks was one of the most normie shows in history, though. Stop trying to claim you're cool for being there before anybody. Your parents know about Twin Peaks, everybody knew about that show.

I remember people talking highly about this show 10 years ago all over the place online, especially around circles of LOST discussions.

I agree the comfy/pie posts get annoying but it's par for the course. Movie was better than the show and I don't expect the return will pander at all to the fans looking for comfy quirky times.

>>82088854
If I die my contact releases everything I've got on you. I mean fish in the percolator, the whole shabang. You kill me you go down for good you murdering bastard.

>>82088302
-Why was Josie only 65lbs when she died?
-What was up with the kid Dick and Andy were big brother to (Nicky)?
-Why did Nadine get retard strength?
-Where did Col. Briggs go when he disappeared?

>>82088932
Well to be fair, Garland did probably write the dossier.I don't completely buy that he wrote it, but either way it was well within his character.

>>82088638
>News of return makes show relevant once again

holy shit, anon, it really is so simple.

>>82088997
Josie was only 65lbs because her head got stuck in the drawer knob. In one of the cut scenes from the show they showed her head behind a red curtain in the other place, indicating it had been removed from her body in the real world.

>>82088997
Josie had gathered a shitload of garmonbozia, especially when you consider her backstory in Secret History. The weight loss might have symbolized BOB taking that for himself.

The kid was just a soap opera subplot that further parodied the format.

Nadine always had retard strength, even in the pilot. Strength of the insane, I guess.

The White Lodge.

>>82089004
agree, actually liked how it set up the "hand off" with respect to said dossier, gave bobby's papa even more cred

>>82088997
>Why was Josie only 65lbs when she died
she was completely full of shit and when she died her bowels released

>>82088638
You must be new here. Peaks threads have turned up here for years.

>>82089075
>Josie had gathered a shitload of garmonbozia, especially when you consider her backstory in Secret History.

i like this answer and is now canon to me until proven otherwise

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>post your face when James is the main character of the revival

>>82089075
I was under the impression the bullet which took her eye might have hit her pituitary gland or something else in her head, releasing strength hormones constantly.

>>82089078
The book did have a lot of great moments. The extension of Josie's character, the weird intentional plot holes the kind of guy who'd play checkers instead of chess, and that bank explosion resolution made it all worth it for me.

>>82089171
spoil me on the bank explosion resolution, anon.

>>82089213
Pete shielded Audrey, taking the brunt of the explosion and saving her life, albeit barely. All things considered it was a good sendoff.

>>82089132
>James
>not Bobby

James'll be the antagonist.

So people realize what happened to Josie, right
her soul was absorbed into the wooden knob, the same thing that happen to the Log Lady's husband, hence why she talks to the log. It contains the soul of her husband.
I only mention it because some people don't realize it.

>>82089132
Why does Bobby look older than Big Ed?

>>82089132
It'll be JUUUUUUUUUUUUST LYNCHHHHHHHH AND NOOOOOBOOODY

watching it

>>82089132
>laura Palmer and her poor murdered cousin are back

My boner is ready

>>82089132
Fucking shit, even Sherilyn looks hot again, and she let herself go for awhile.

>>82089132
how can one cast be such perfect human beings

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>>82089132
James is such a terrible actor.

Does anybody remember this scene from Fire Walk With Me? The night of her death, their final conversation before they ride off and she runs away at the stop light. Sheryl Lee acts the fuck out of that scene and he's just giving nothing back.

>>82089524
It's weird because he was better in the pilot. Not great, but better. So was Lara Flynn Boyle. But when the actual series began, their characters and acting became awful.

>>82089132
>bobby now looks old enough to be shelly's dad
>big ed looks okay
>norma still holding it down
>nadine's super power includes never aging
>laura/maddy looks even more possessed
>shelly still as qt as ever
>audrey got thicc in all the right places
>james looks like a final boss

what a ride its gonna be lads

>>82089352
It's not just the knob. She's part of the hotel. Remember when Pete was talking to her above the fireplace in the finale?

>>82089524
It's a toss up between James and Leo as to who I think is the worst actor.

At least Lynch sorted Leo's actor out by creating vegetableo

>>82089132
Bobby looks quite Leland-esque here

>>82089666
trips of the beast confirm josie's spirit now resides in the great northern

>>82088638
twin peaks has been on netflix for years

>>82089666
>Remember when Pete was talking to her above the fireplace in the finale?
I actually don't
weird

>>82088227
i want TPS3 to be as good of television as Hannibal or The Leftovers

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What are your favorite scenes from the series?

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Is it possible to watch ''Fire Walk With Me'' and not cum buckets, Laura is so fucking hot, look at those flawless legs hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg

>>82089801
brie & butter baguettes are pretty high tier.

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So I just finished episode 9 of season 2 for the first time and the mystery seems like it's solved, are the episodes after worth watching?
I've heard it turns to shit fast.

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>tfw I just realized I've never seen Twin Peaks in HD
I should probably start binge watching it for the new season but I'm not in the mood

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>>82089809

>>82089809
I care too much about Laura in that movie to get any sexual satisfaction from how hot Sheryl Lee is. Just feels wrong given the subject matter, you know what I mean?

>>82089891
If you care about the town then it's pretty fun, if you don't then you probably won't like it

>>82089891
The last episode is great, the rest of the episodes have there moments, things that might be worth knowing for the new season.

>>82089890
The entirety of episode 3 is pretty high tier, besides the Pilot, I would call that episode the best one. It's flawless.

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>>82089902

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>>82089988

>>82089891
It's most certainly worth watching the finale, which is one of the best most mindbending episodes of television history.

I would say give it a shot. It gets bad fast, but around episode 17 it picks back up and gets some focus and plot going.

>>82088638
>le

I hope you realize you're memebase tier.

>>82089891
It's very hit or miss throughout the rest of its run, depending on how much you care about the town. If you like the town, then yeah, expect more shenanigans.

That said, the finale is a masterpiece, and more than sets up the new season. I'd say go for it, but expect it to get really fucking goofy before it gets great again at the end.

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Who's the best minor character and why is it Dr. Dapper Jacoby

>>82090071
That final shot of Cooper smashing his head against the mirror and seeing Bob's reflection is one of the most kino things I've ever seen like ever, Lynch is such a genius

>>82090144
>Implying it isn't Albert

anon pls

>>82090055
Not sure what the sentiment of this post is. Are you empathetic to my feelings or are you telling me "Where do you think we are right now?"

>>82089896
Should I rewatch Twin Peaks in HD before the new season? I'm thinking about it, but I don't know if it'd be worth it since I think I remember the series enough to go into the 3rd season. Should I just watch until season 3 is over, then rewatch it and then season 3 again?

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>>82090144
>mfw I get to the jacoby part of secret history

>>82090192
Go for it if you want. If you don't want the time investment, then just hit the finale and Fire Walk With Me. Lynch already said that FWWM is vital if you're gonna watch the new season.

>>82090177
Just that incest rape is a pretty vanilla fetish on 4chan

>>82090192
Oh, and be sure to look at the Missing Pieces. Lynch releasing them a few months before announcing season 3 can't be a coincident.
I'd even recommend the 3.5 hour fanedit that puts most of the deleted scenes in the movie. The torrent's pretty healthy. Search Fire Walk With Me Q2.

>>82090144
I need that fucking tie for my grandpas funeral

>>82090255
I was actually planning to rewatch FWWM
then following it up with The Missing Pieces since I've never seen it
I don't know what I want to do. Already watching another series. If I rewatch Twin Peaks, I might have to put what I'm currently watching on the back burner.

I don't know, I'll think I'll be fine, though it'll probably be my uncertainty that'll bug me over the next few days.

>>82090196
I have to put that on my list. It would go nicely with my Laura diary and Copper bio

>>82090353
Yeah, in that case go for the finale and FWWM/Missing Pieces. It's not exactly a forgettable series, and you almost definitely have most of the details.

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>>82090227
Fun Fact: Jacoby fingers the hula dancer on his tie while talking about Laura

>>82089801
I love the scene from the pilot where all of the kids are gathering at the school, and slowly start to realize that Laura is dead. Her best friend just starting to sob uncontrollably was fantastic acting.

>>82090144
Dr. touching the vagina on his hula girl tie...

>>82090300
>I'd even recommend the 3.5 hour fanedit that puts most of the deleted scenes in the movie. The torrent's pretty healthy. Search Fire Walk With Me Q2.
I actually downloaded that quite a few months back. Never watched it though because I wanted to see The Missing Pieces as its own entity first.

Also got the extended Blue Velvet. Wish I could find the deleted scenes on their own though. They're not as spread out there as The Missing Pieces, so I haven't found a torrent of them.

>>82090385
Definitely effective creeper throughout. Couldn't have cast a better Jacoby.

>>82090384
>the POV boxing scene on the missing pieces

what did he mean by that?

>>82090417
I couldn't find the deleted scenes for Velvet either, though I fucking loved that extended edit.

One thing I've noticed about Lynch's deleted scenes is that they usually include a few that are vital to the plot. Feels like if it weren't for time constraints, Lynch would've kept every deleted scene he revealed in the final release. He even said as much about the missing pieces.

>>82090300
>>82090417
Absolutely not. That edit is only for people that dislike Fire Walk With Me and what it set out to do.

They were deleted scenes for a reason, inserting them back in jumbles the message of that movie and makes for a worse film.

>>82090453
Made me like Chet a lot more.

>>82090517
The plot is less important than the style of the thing, but Executives make unreasonable demands.

>>82090517
>He even said as much about the missing pieces.

No he didn't. He deleted them for a reason. And if he really wanted them in there he wouldn't have released them as "Missing Pieces" he would have made a final cut version of Fire Walk With Me, which he obviously didn't, because those scenes don't belong.

>>82090550
Lynch as said himself that if it weren't for maintaining a 2 hour time limit he would've kept at least some of those scenes. The "Where's my axe" scene was definitely worth keeping in order to better illustrate the context between that dinner and the following day's.

Lynch released those scenes for a reason.

Are we still pretending this was a good show?

>>82090619
kys

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Fire Walk With Me is hairkino

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>>82090644

>>82090593
"I had a limit on the running time of the picture. We shot many scenes that—for a regular feature—were too tangential to keep the main story progressing properly. We thought it might be good sometime to do a longer version with these other things in, because a lot of the characters that are missing in the finished movie had been filmed. They're part of the picture, they're just not necessary for the main story."

In short, he had to cut the missing pieces for time and to appeal to newcomers. He even considered editing a director's cut, but likely figured making a final season was more important. If he had his way FWWM would've been longer.

>>82090593
Yes he did.

>>82090550
>That edit is only for people that dislike Fire Walk With Me and what it set out to do.
or people who just want to see an edit based off the shooting script

>>82090685
>They're part of the picture, they're just not necessary for the main story.

Exactly. The scenes muddle the entire message of the film and contribute nothing of value other than to pander to Twin Peaks fans that wanted to see every character of the town return.

Please stop.. Just stop, the only people fascinated by this dumb fucking edit are people that want the movie to be the show, and it isn't and it wasn't meant to be.

>>82090517
>Feels like if it weren't for time constraints, Lynch would've kept every deleted scene he revealed in the final release.

That's how Inland Empire was made.

>>82090832
>The scenes muddle the entire message of the film

He didn't say that. He said the scenes were tangential, but definitely served his message. Part of the picture. Lynch had to pander to executives by cutting his runtime and to make the movie less confusing to casual audiences.

>>82090832
>being this upset over it
You should try not being so autistic anon

>>82090832
>Lynch
>having a message

lol, he's an absurdist you idiot.

>>82090385
I'm glad this motherfucker made it through his surgery.

>>82090926
tangential and kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63VHeu5V0zA

>>82090633
>kys
thanks for proving my point
this show is for 13 year old girls tbqh

>>82091097
>The "Where's my axe" scene was definitely worth keeping in order to better illustrate the context between that dinner and the following day's.

This. Like night and fucking day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00UYYBB2-dM

>>82091162
meant for >>82090603

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>>82091097
>tfw I will never see this on a big screen

Colonel Briggs is going to play a major role in rescuing Cooper right?

>>82088274
Try hard

>>82091263
>Colonel Briggs

Don't play with my emotions like that.
I hope so.

>>82091263
Don Davis ist dead.

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Is Fire Walk With Me required viewing?

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>>82091297
He's not talking about Don Davis.

>>82091263
the actor went to the big stargate in the sky anon

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Why would they cut this scene?

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The book was pretty disappointing to me if Im being honest, very few good parts. There are some good bits though.

>Coop's favorite book is the Warren Commission report of JFK

>>82091323
Yes. Lynch confirmed that it's important for the new season.

>>82091339
2spooky

>>82091323
only after watching the second season. but you should absolutely see it.

>>82090926
Sorry, dude. No.

He had all the time in the in the world to make a directors cut of Fire Walk With Me and include all the scenes in it, but he didn't for a reason, and it sure as hell wasn't time constraints.

You using the scripts existence as some sort of excuse that this was all MEANT to be part of the movie would maybe make sense if it was any other director, but we all know Lynch doesn't operate the same way, and if you want proof of that just look at the script for the original series finale and compare it to the actual episode that he came in to shoot.

>>82091364
He's gotta know who really pulled that trigger.

>>82089809
Go watch John Carpenter's Vampires, she has some great nudity in it.

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>>82089902
Damn.

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>>82091339
Only scene that should have been kept.

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I laughed so fucking hard at this and it was supposed to be a creepy scene

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I'm just realizing that Ray Wise would have been a god-tier Two-Face in Tim Burton's Batman movies.

>>82091407
I'm seeing a lot of evidence against you and nothing for you. He didn't have all the time in the world to make a director's cut either (which again he wanted to do). Instead he busied himself with his art projects, his music, his TM lectures, his short films, Lost Highway, The Straight Story, Mulholland Drive, and Inland Empire. Not to mention a new Twin Peaks series to work on.

Also he never wrote that finale script until he reviewed and completely rewrote it. He did write the shooting script for FWWM, and spent the time, effort, and money, to shoot those scenes. Big difference.

>>82091445
Seriously. It's so creepy, and it toltals what? A minute and a half? They couldn't find 90 seconds out of 2 hours?

>>82091445
I don't know what's creepier. The dead stare at the beginning or her smile at the end.

>>82091449
>"If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall until he was a bloody pulp, after a while it would make you laugh because it becomes absurd."

Lynch is a comedian at heart.

>>82091528

He was so fucking good in Twin Peaks.

>grieving father
>happy go lucky guy
>psycho killer

Sometimes switching it up in the same scene. He was topsy turveying like a mother fucker. I don't think he ever got an award for his performance either.

Also, where can I find a shirt like that?

>>82091710
You could even feel his grief through his happy-go-lucky comedy bits. Ridiculously layered performance.

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>>82091710
>Also, where can I find a shirt like that?
I've got one like it, bought it at a pretty nice suit store though and I think it cost around $100+

Leland was a pretty snappy dresser, kind of funny how it completely contrasted with Bob looking like a dirty, scummy truck driver.

>>82089132
>Wojack Marshall

>>82091844
Great catch. Didn't even realize the contrast.

>>82089902
oh my..

>>82090171
this

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Anyone else find Mike to be creepier than Bob?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4NWOyPp1yg

Mike has such a god tier voice too

>>82092011
Mike was the better actor. Everything that made Bob unsettling was thanks to David Lynch. Frank Silva can't act for shit.

>>82092011
It gets creppier once you watch the movie and get to know that he was as much as an asshole as bob

>>82091407
What's autism like?

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>>82092011
I got chills when he recited the Fire Walk With Me quote in episode 6 of season 2.

>>82091605

For me it's the midpoint, with the dead eyes and the fucked up grin

>>82092210
>chance out

What the fuck? Its chants. "One chants out between two worlds: Fire Walk With Me"

>>82092249
blame the subtitles, not me.

>>82089132
>tfw no James/Megamind bf

>>82090550
>autistic screeching intensifies

>>82089132

They all look pretty good. Of course it's all airbrushed to shit, but no one got any ridiculous surgery or got fat.

I'm digging James' Lex Luthor thing.

>>82090832
>please stop... just stop, I can't even right now, can you just not? I mean just UGH! How dare you watch the deleted scenes added to a film you've already fucking seen. I can't fucking believe you would dare to have a different opinion on something than me, you're clearly fucking wrong because only I know how everything should be

>>82088227
Mr. Viral Marketer, do I have to watch the original seasons of Twin Peaks in order to enjoy this one?

>>82091407
>reddit spacing
>reddit punctuation
>reddit opinions
>reddit anger at meaningless bullshit and people leading their lives without his permission
I think it might be reddit

>>82091323
I like the idea that bob can see us

>>82093121
reddit hates the movie and wants it to be the show, so naturally they gravitate towards the edit

>>82093207
He's calling you reddit, you autistic faggot.

>there are people who think the new season is going to be like the first two
>there are people who think the new season is going to be like FWWM
It's gonna be neither of these. It's going to feel like it's own thing.

>>82091844

The white hair was a fantastic contrast with the dark suits.

>>82093508
Your guess is as good as everybody else's.

>>82088638
Reddit stopped using "le" 6 years ago, are you ok?

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>>82089132
Here is the main character

>>82093463
yeah and I called him reddit for liking a fan edit, dumb faggot

>>82093898
>still being this angry over literally nothing

Don't you people have a squeeze box or something to calm you down?

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>>82089801

When Leland reveals himself as Bob in the interrogation.

"Oooooooooooooooo ooo ooo oooooooooooo ooooooooo oooooooo!!!

>...that's a yes


Second is right after Cooper gets capped, and the waiter just doesn't get it.

>>82094018
I hung it up for ya

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>>82094086

>alright Dave. So how do we want to open this? Police sirens, flashing lights, shots of an EKG machine?

>no. Lets have an excrutiatingly frustrating, anxiety inducing scene, that's literally about 5 min long, where some demented bell boy doesn't help him, but is really friendly

I remember seeing that the first time, and thought I was losing my mind with the bell boy

>omg who wrote this mysterious dossier who is this mysterious author you gotta figure out the mystery find the clue clue figure out who it is
>the author literally states their identity

>>82094311
I loved that scene just because of that. Managed to be really intense despite the pacing.

>>82094326
>implying it was actually Briggs

Shaking my head.

>>82089667
The terrible acting kind of adds more of a small town feeling to it or whatever. I actually liked Leo.

>>82094534
Teen soap parody in full swing. Nobody appreciates Lynch's satire.

>>82091323
something about this scene really disturbed me, how bob just wanders in to the room quietly like that

>>82094534
>>82094560

Exactly. The bad/hammy acting worked well with the soap opera angle.

https://youtu.be/bLlWPJRYb4M

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>>82094743
Weird how few people catch the soap angle considering Dick Tremaine's been in almost every soap.

>>82094847

For Chrissake, Nadine is even watching a Soap in a few scenes.

>>82094847
how long until they revive On The Air?

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>>82094743
>Leland's reaction to James knocking over the lamp
lmao

>>82094989

He just deliberately knocks that motherfucker off the table. WHYYYYY?!

>>82094847

Ray Wise was a soap star too. There are people who really don't see it?

>quiet town where a lot of weird, seedy shit goes down
>everybody is fucking everybody
>horrendous acting mixed with great acting

It's about as "on the nose" as it gets.

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>>82095332
It was far from subtle, and I still occasionally see people who didn't see it.

>>82095446
>>82095332
I think it has more to do with Millenials not knowing what Soap opera is

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>>82095500
>tfw thousands of hipsters who are pretending to be hyped for a follow up for a series they pretended to watch will watch this confident they know exactly what lynch is on about

>>82095500

These Niggas never heard of Days of our Lives? Like, not once they never saw their mom watching Passions on school vacation or sick days?

Post some spoilers, someone has got to know some shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQtm1eznrtU

Is this scene kino?

>>82095799
There's some kind of electrical light show at some point. That's about it.

>>82095809
Yes. Also when Donna sees Laura take her top off and starts getting dizzy. Also when Laura sees Donna being a drunk slut and starts freaking out on her. Also when Leo scrubs the floor and says THIS IS WHERE WE LIVE SHELLY.

>>82095809
Yes, possibly the best scene from the movie

>>82095963
So that means they're keeping with the theme of electricity from FWWM

>>82096280
THE FIRST THING YOU'VE GOTTA LEARN IS TO HAVE A GOOD ATTITUDE! THAT'S THE KEY! ANYBODY WILL TELL YOU THAT!

>>82089700
He really does, it's kinda weird.

>>82096378
Lynch did say fwwm was important. I have no doubt electricity is gonna be involved. The dancing man is also on the cast list.

>>82089801
Absolutely delicious sandwich, brie and butter.

>>82096280
>>82096380
[spoiler[Cable bends steel![/spoiler]

>I am the Great Went.
What did Jacques Renault mean by this?

>>82096543
BITE THE BULLET BAAABYYY

>>82088227
Would you guys want another season after this?
How would you feel if Lynch and Frost announced another Twin Peaks movie after the season ends?

>>82096380
when Leo throws her on the ground, and smacks her in the head, ohhh my. I laughed and was perpetually turned on at the same exact time. The moan Shelly makes was just..ugh delicious. Love that scene

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Major Briggs is /ourguy/
>tfw he isn't your dad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjeCNnbVYAQ

>>82089801
>Someone literally got offended by this scene and called into the network to complain

>>82096543
He explained it on the FWWM documentary. I think I remember him saying it just was another way of him saying that he's gone aka no in a coherent state

>>82096723
Eh...

I kind of hate it when things go on forever. I think they should tie it off on a high note.

>>82096928
Haha, what's the story? Was it because of the sexual innuendo or just because of the absurdism?

>>82097182
I dunno, they didn't go into detail.
The said there were a few complains, mostly about sex and murder, and one about eating a sandwich.
Maybe it was just the bad table manners? Speaking with your mouth full? idk.

>>82097318
they complained because Ben bit that sandwich from the side like a fucking animal desu

Who was the worst character and why was it Harold?

>>82097318
I can just imagine a stay at home mom of the 90s, watching her soap operas and Twin Peaks being the hottest new trend, she's of course on board with it to find out who-dun-it, episode starts and it's jazz music playing over an excruciating 4 minute long sandwich scene that makes very little sense in terms of pacing, why the build up for it? why is he so passionate about baguettes? why is it so strange?!

television has come a long way since the 90s and Twin Peaks helped paved the way for it, but there are still things in Twin Peaks that to this day no other show has emulated or surpassed. This scene doesn't exist to be absurd, it wasn't inserted into the episode for one express purpose, it's just part of the show.

>>82088638
the completely improbable return of a 2 decade old cult series that ended on a cliffhanger, with the original cast returning fully directed by arguably the greatest living director spurs an increase in discussion WHODATHUNKIT

>>82097546
that's a funny way to spell james

>>82097546
Nah, that was Billy Zane's character. He did a good enough job, but his character and the subplot were unnecessary filler.

>>82097715
If you didn't like James you shouldn't pretend you like the show.

>>82097715
James was pretty enjoyable t b h, minus his subplot around the end of season 2 where he dates that older woman.

>>82089801
>>82089890
>>82096928
Richard Beymer actually got frustrated at Lynch during the shooting of this, because he didn't understand what he was going for. He had this idea for who his character was and this was not part of that idea at all, it didn't mesh. So when Lynch kept asking him to go more and more over the top he just got mad until he eventually just played it up to such an extreme he looked like a cartoon character, Lynch was finally satisfied.

Makes the scene even funnier.

>>82097814
>>82097815
>was alive and watching with my sister when it originally aired
>didn't like james then
>have had repeat viewings ad nauseum since
>still don't like him, or his shitty S2 subplot
>WAHHH NORMIE U JUST PRETEND TO LIKE IT
>implying you aren't that dumb cunt whining about twin peaks coming back to air earlier ITT

boo hoo you fucking faggot, suck my dick and pretend you like it

never reply to me again you twat

>>82097966
>my opinions matter because im older than you

not an argument

>>82097546
Hank. He was shitting up the show during the whole run of it.
>>82097742
It's cheating using post-reveal season 2 characters, they're all bad

>>82097966
also, since i'm being brought off-topic by this teary eyed bitch

does anyone else look at the milfords differently since reading the secret history?
>>82097994
>implying i want to argue with someone who thinks in the vein of
>doesn't like thing i like, must be pretending

nah

The season 3 premiere won't feature any returning Twin Peaks characters; the first episode will focus on new characters. Screenshot this.

>>82097966
why the fuck are you so mad cause we like a character? you must have some sort of tumor, you old goober.

>>82098143
Season 3 won't feature any returning Twin Peaks characters, they will only appear on short cameos; the new season will focus on new characters. Screenshot this.

>>82098235
>graduating to making shit up, because the whole idea that someone not liking something you like is completely foreign to your spectrum, so you have to try to justify it to yourself by claiming they must be pretending
>letting your autism be triggered by something so inconsequential

..s-sorry!

>>82098329
I guess we can agree that people have different opinions on things haha!

*shakes your hand

later

>>82098329
you're the triggered one here, hothead.

>>82098372
reasonable post

anon, you're alright
>>82098379
still on the spectrum, no exit

>>82098235
>>82098329

Lol I hated James too! Probably because I was jealous of that downy face dope! "awww woe is me I have beautiful women falling all over me but I just gotta ride my bike!!"

>>82098412
You're the one raging for no reason in a Twin Peaks thread. No idea what you're on about.

>>82089132

Calling Norma for best twinfu

>>82098434
i didn't *hate* him man, he just wore out his welcome pretty quickly with his incredibly punchable face and terrible subplots and muh bike and muh sadness
>>82098456
>still making shit up

carry on i guess

>>82098492
what are you talking about? Are you trying to deny being angry?

>>82098480
yes, yes well done anon HOWEVER shelly is the true miss twin peaks

>>82098534
THIS

>>82098530
>don't have to deny being angry if you never were in the first place

now you're going to tell me more about how mad i am, effectively turning everything you've said to this point into a long-winded U MAD BRO set of posts

gg

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>>82097546
>People still say James when this obamanation existed

>>82098605
>obamanation
>obama

what did he mean by this

>>82098605
wow fuck you

>>82098576
Look at these posts here you made: >>82098329 >>82097966

absolute madness. Seek help.

>>82098643
just as predicted

>>82098667
Thanks, papi.

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>>82093543
Ray Wise is aesthetic as fuck

>>82098720
you're welcome, tomodachi

>>82094621
It's scary to me since I have a huge phobia over home invasions since having my house robbed as a kid, the idea of someone sneaking in without any notice and approaching me is terrifying.

>>82088638
You're an idiot. There were daily Twin Peaks threads prior to the announcement

>>82098833
nice double doubles

i lived in a super shitty part of the world once upon a time, and woke up in the middle of the afternoon after a nap to both my front and back doors open, and a half naked possibly retarded man wielding a dull knife and a kid rock CD stammering his way out of my residence trying to avoid my dog who was losing his shit, who couldn't tell me why he was there and in my stupified post sleep haze, managed to slip away from me long before i realized what was going on

he dropped his cd and knife on his way out, still don't know what he was up to but i kept the knife as a reminder to keep everything on lock no matter where i am

/blogpost

>>82094847
Huh, my mom was just telling me about him being in soaps when we watched the series last week.

>>82098968
>my mom
>we watched the series

Time for bed, Timmy! Make sure you brush your teeth and go peepee before laying down.

>>82098968
What does your mom think of the Lynchian moments of the show?

>>82099101
WHERE ARE MY TENDIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>82099130
She loves them even though she hasn't watched much of David Lynch's stuff, Manhunter is one of her favorite films if it means anything.

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what was Lynch trying to say here?

>>82099188
>Manhunter is one of her favorite films if it means anything.

mom has good taste anon

>>82099188
>Manhunter is one of her favorite films if it means anything.

means she's a fucking pleb
SoTL is objectively better
tell the bitch to lurk more

>>82099276
yeah but manhunter's director is still alive

manhunter 1 sotl 0

>>82099188
she has good taste

Is Denise confirmed?

>>82099374
david duchovny is

so

>>82099374
where the fuck have you been nigga?

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>>82099374

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>>82098534
cont'd

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best gril?

>>82091528
Yeah, too bad Burton's a fucking morons who wanted the Penguin and Catwoman like the fucking beat emo goth fuckstick he is!!!FACT!!!

>>82099920
not even third best girl

better than donny though

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>>82092236

>>82099920
i liked her :3

>>82099920
something about her fashion and way of speaking I couldn't stand and I usually love asian chicks

>>82099920
No, I'm glad she's dead as a doorknob.

>>82099258
Always thought Lynch should have Directed an adaptation of The Red Dragon back in the early 80's with DeNiro as Graham, Meg Tilly as Reba and Christopher Walken as Dolarhyde. Would have been nice if Lynch had used his The Elephant Man lead Anthony Hopkins who ended up as Lecter in Lambs!!!FACT!!!

>>82099276
Lambs is the better movie but Red Dragon is a better book!!!FACT!!!

>>82099937
>>82099981
>>82100199
>>82100228
Who the hell is this

>>82099883
Nigger fucking race traitor in real life.

>>82100259
fuck! why is she so perfect??

>>82100244
https://youtu.be/-l4IghDNzW4

>>82100244
!!!someonewhoistoolazytoadoptatripiguess!!!
>>82100259
tru

good thing the thread is about twin peaks though

>>82100278
I'm wondering why Lynch didn't bring back Heather Graham?!? It's not like her career's on fire these days and she's still hotter than the fucking sun!!!FACT!!!

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>>82099978
you sure?

>>82100395
but she is back?

>>82100438
Nope, Lynch fucked on that one BAD!!!FACT!!!

>>82100522
Nothing of value was lost, her character was terrible anyways.

>>82100564
False. She is still a fox!!!FACT!!!

>>82100618
Facts are false. FACT.

>>82100761
Only false facts are false! False facts that are falsified are FACT!!!FACT!!!

Who is the best family in Twin Peaks and why is in indisputably the Hornes?

>Rich
>Aesthetic
>Smart
>Epicurean

how can the other family even compete?

reminder Haywards are forever out of contention because of Donna

>>82091528

He was also arguable a better Jack Torrence than Nicholson. Though of course he did have more time to develop his character.

>>82100618
Indeed and Lynch could have got her to do some full-frontal nudity!!!FACT!!!

>>82088638
>20 hour David Lynch movie
Who wouldn't be excited?

>>82090845
There's over an hour of deleted scenes from Inland Empire though. Some of which would be nice to have in the actual movie.

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did David Lynch really rape his daughter?

>>82093857
>be eric da re
>season two begins
>you're in a coma for most of the season
>finally come out of the coma
>you're windom earle's slave

they really hated the actor, didn't they?

>>82094018
>>82094311
Is this guy supposed to have some relation to the giant? I always thought he was maybe a physical incarnation of him or something for some reason. I can't remember for sure but I think he shows up anytime the giant appears.

>>82098480
>>82098534
Maybe of the original series but Laura Dern is in the new season and is going to steal the show.

Did the movie confirm the dwarf was also evil, and not good, or even neutral? Why did he want a share of Bob's harvested suffering and pain?

>>82101862
I figure (and it might say it somewhere) that these beings feed on it. Remember that Mike and Bob used to be a team and kill people. Then Mike gave it up and cut his arm off, which is the dwarf. So I think both of them are more or less neutral but they still need to feed on the garmonbozia.

>>82101750
One and the same.

>>82088638
yeah that's what happens when a 25 year old cult classic series gets a reboot

>>82101924
They why are they interested in stopping murders? Doesn't their sustenance require the cycle of pain continues?

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Alright, so is there anything interesting enough in this series for me to watch it and catch up to the new season?

Intricate plot, really good action or acting, or just a decent allottment of titties?
Sell me on this as a bored guy who has watched a lot of movies and TV and doesn't care about reputations or kinos or patrician tastes. I just want something that's either titillating or actually good. Bonus points for not entirely predictable and formulaic like almost every show seems to be.

>>82102548
The novelty of a show returning after 25 years is enough for me to watch it.

>>82102548
It's a soap opera with underlying surrealism. And with this new season being on Showtime rather than network TV it should go even further in the direction it wanted to go initially. Go watch some of David Lynch's movies (on top of the first two seasons) to see what kind of stuff to expect from the new season.

>>82101816
Use to LOVE Dern but she's a coal burning race traitor now. Nigger fucking whore.

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What do?

>>82102548
Check out the first three episodes and decide for yourself

It's kind of like a soap opera with underlaying supernatural themes and a very comfy atmosphere

Don't watch the international pilot because it spoils the whole thing. Also, if you watch the show, watch Fire Walk with Me (the prequel) after you finish it.

>>82102548
>Intricate plot
Very, it's an on going mystery, much of it is never outright explained,
it satirizes TV cliches while also having some very abstract themes.
>really good action or acting
Rarely, the satirization of soap operas extend to the acting and dialogue. Laura Palmer is probable the best acting in the show and she's barely in it. But the poor acting is very fun, and really makes the serious stuff jump out at you when it hits.
>titties
no real titties, just waifu's
>not entirely predictable and formulaic like almost every show seems to be.
Again it's a show of two extremes, the hammy, predictability of daytime soap operas, mixed with the completely absurd, unpredictability of experimental filmmaking.
sweet comfy small town, mixed with pure traumatic horror
It is kino.

>>82102692
Best thing about Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me was seeing Laura and friend getting eaten out at the bar!!!FACT!!!

>>82102662
There's really no way to compare some of his movies to twin peaks. Sure, most of his work are similar and all have a sense of surrealism, but take Eraserhead for example, there's no comparison or similarities to Twin Peaks.

>>82102692
what a shitty encode

>>82102734
biggest one besides the remux cuck
28 gigs

>>82090550
Or for people who want to see the Missing Pieces in context. Most of them would be in there if Lynch wasn't forced to cut everything down to two hours. It enhances the movie for me, a couple worthless but inoffensive bits aside.

>>82102590
Okay, what I'm asking is
>is there anything interesting enough in this series for me to watch it and catch up to the new season?
Implying I have not watched the show, and that is what I'm asking about. Since additionally there is no way anyone could tell me what the new episodes that aren't out yet are going to be like.

>>82102677
Be less obvious with the false-flags

>>82102662
>>82102700
>>82102701
Sort of on the fence after this. Is the supernatural stuff "noise in the woods that we constantly refer to but there's never any plot development", or actual writing? The "never explained" is kind of a red flag.
Have a place I can watch the first few episodes online in case it's not worth torrenting? My net's kind of slow.

>>82102755
>scene encode
>download a remux is cuck
haha enjoy your public tracker bullshit!

>>82091138
>a 13 year old girl could actually sit through this show

oh anon

>>82102770
There's shit in the woods that's talked about but never fully explained but there's also demons that actually do shit in the show and visits to supernatural places.

>>82088672
>superior Brit version

the only superior thing in Britain is gingivitis

>>82102770
Trust me the less you know going in the better. I'll just say this, you seem concerned with formulaic aspect, and I see you're cynical about what it means to be "supernatural", you're thinking in terms of normal network tv. Twin Peaks is unique to this day, and the only way to find out if it is for you is to watch it.

Watch the first 3 episodes and by the end of 3 you will know if it is for you or not. But make sure you watch the first 3, not any less than that.

>>82103030
Be honest with me, the first two are filled with relationshit garbage, right?

>>82101745
He got cast because of his mom and he was total shit - he's lucky they let him play a vegetable instead of just kicking him off the show and pretending he never existed like Seven in Married with Children

>>82103063
Not really. It sets up the show's main mystery and tone. It also introduces most major characters.

The show's kind of supernatural is pretty surreal, kind of like a dream.

Relationship garbage is on the show, and it's considered to be the worst part, but most of those plots end up going a really different way than what they originaly were, and end up being something completely different than "relationship garbage".

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>>82093898
Anon, stop being so fucking autistic. The theatrical cut works well enough, yes, but Lynch was obligated to cut the whole thing down to two hours to release it. He hasn't released an extended version because he's a fucking autist who doesn't want to release official alternative cuts of his movies, not because they compromise the integrity of the film. Your "only people who like the show want the prequel to the show to be more like the show" idea is not only retarded, it doesn't make sense. Aside from like three scenes, the missing pieces tie only to the Deer Meadow segment and Laura's story. Most of them enhance the movie anyway.

>First Palmer dinner scene
>Laura under the fan
>Bobby subplot with laxative and extended basement scene
>Laura and Donna after Laura sees Leland leave the house with reference to angels motif
>Laura watching as Leland arrives home

Find a flaw with these. The only stuff that doesn't deserve to be in there are the two police station scenes and Josie/Pete, but those last a couple of minutes.

>>82102822
>public tracker
kek try again, nigger

>>82103268
still a shitty scene encode so who cares where you got it? ive been enjoying the full box set that i got off btn with all the extras :^)

>>82103204
Fine, you sold me. I'm downloading a 720p version of both seasons and fire walk. But how the hell do I know if I'm watching the international pilot I'm not supposed to watch or not?

>>82103390
It's the 'Complete Series' torrent? It has both versions, one is called Pilot and the other International.

>>82103390
It usually says on the file name, and it last longer than the regular pilot (regular pilot is like 1 hour and a half, like a movie, and the international pilot is 20 minutes longer)

Give the show a try, if you don't like it, it's not like you lost a lot of time. If you like it then it will be a pretty good experience.

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Crazy!

>>82100953
>Not the Briggs
Pleb

>>82103471
>>82103483
It doesn't have both versions, going by filesize this one is probably an even twice as long as the others (I'm assuming forty minutes for regular episodes), so it's probably the regular pilot. Will check length before watching though.

I stopped caring about private trackers a few years ago because I got busy with other stuff, so I let all of my memberships die. Still have my master spreadsheet so will get back into the ones I actually used when I have the time, but for now I'm just using extra.

>>82103063
It has nothing to do with the quality of episodes 1 and 2 whatsoever, but something is introduced in the third episode that is part of the core make-up of the entire mythos. If you like what the third episode does, you will know whether or not the show is for you. But I think it is important to make it to the third one.

The "pilot" is actually a feature length film, at 1h30m, and while it is amazing I think episode 3 has more things that encapsulates what Twin Peaks actually is, so if you watch the feature length premiere and the follow up episode and decide you don't like it, you're missing a pretty big part of the whole.

>>82103390
Don't forget to watch The Missing Pieces after the movie

>>82103547
>>82103643
International is 1 hour, 52 minutes. Just checked.

>>82103756
Just finished downloading the first episode and I have the original version, thanks.

>geisha with a pompadour primping herself in the house of Gilligan and his wife
wait wat

>>82103816
Hope you might enjoy it.

Might start my rewatch this weekend. I wasn't sure if I was going to do it, but the show has been more and more on my mind lately, starting to really feel like doing it now.