ITT: We cast a live action Evangelion

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Asuka

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>>82084705

Nah.

>>82084776
Why do I want to grovel at her feet and lick the dirt off her shoes? Would she kick me in the face? Spit at me and let me lick it up?

>>82084776
amazingly perfect casting

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Gendo Ikari

>>82085386

STOP IT!

>>82084630
why the fuck do these threads keep coming up. this shit DOES NOT WORK in live action. it is completely gratituous. a live-action adapation would add NOTHING and ironically pisses over any artistry it may have had to fulfill some stupid fantasy of Eva being accepted by normies to justify your obsession.

im not saying Eva is shit. but wanting a live-action adapation is pointless. just like it was pointless to adapt Watchmen and just like it would be pointless to adapt Metal Gear Solid into a movie. The medium is part of the message/story/themes.

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>>82084630

Misato coming through

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>>82084630
Rei

Shinji - Miles Teller
Misato - Eva Green
Asuka - Emma Roberts
Rei - unknown Japanese actress would be best
Gendo - Michael Shannon
Ritsuko - eh I don't really care, generic woman is fine
Kaji - some handsome black guy because you know they'll need one

>>82085528

I agree with your opinion on a live action NGE, but who cares. We are just autists on the internet trying to have a good time. There are some cool ideas in this thread, like >>82084776 emma being Asuka.

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>asuka
pic related
>shinji
beta main dude from 13 reasons why
>misato
honestly dont know but she has to be 11/10 pure sex semon demon

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Idris Elba as Shinji

>>82085669
Would she dye her hair purple?

>>82085690
fuck off with that tranny shit

idris elba as everybody

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>>82085875
stephen pls go , you wrote some good stuff but you can go retire now

>>82085883

Knowing America, probably not.

>>82085861

>pic related


Who?

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>>82085386
somethin aint right

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>>82086216
marg qualley you plebpocalypse

>>82086312

She's gonna ruin Misa. There's no reason for her to ruin Asuka too.

>>82086293

>Paul Dano
Pls no

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>>82086293
I can get behind this

>all these 30-something actors
Yeah I'm sure having grown-ass adults pretend to be 14 would work great, unless you intend on changing the source material, at which point why even call it an Evangelion movie?

>>82086644

The only 30 something anyone fancasted as a teenager was Christina Hendricks as Asuka and that dude was just fucking around. Although, I'm sure if they were gonna make an Eva movie, they would age them up to 18 or 19.

>>82086644
>>82086782
>not wanting delicious milfs dressing up as japanese school girls
fags out

>>82085875

holy shit this is perfect

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>>82085139

Because you are a man who has tendencies towards cuck porn and humiliation.

You place women in such a high pedestal that you prefer to deprive yourself of any pleasure.

Although this might not be a given, you also fantasize about big black dicks (or men with bigger dicks than yours) doing the women you wish you had.

>>82086782
>they would age them up to 18 or 19.
It's still pretty fucking retarded and wrecks the character development (Asuka especially)

>>82086312
>>82085861

asuka? wtf. she should be rei. Bella Thorne is Asuka.

>>82084776
Defiantly has the chops to bitch it up regularly

>>82086644
the best way to do a livery action eva is with 20-30 year old pilots, but we as an audience pretend they're the right age for the rules

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>implying this kino could be recreated in live action

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>>82087139

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>How do you like your Misato senpai?
>Just Susan Whitnall my shit up

>>82087028

>(Asuka especially)


How so
>>82087041

2013 Bella Thorne, maybe. She looks like Jeffree Star nowadays.

>>82085386
It would be awesome to hang around the set with him.

>>82087139
>Live-action Giant Naked Rei

My dick

>>82087168

Kek

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>>82087139

The fuck did you just say?

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>>82087139
>I got u senpai

>>82085904

Underrated post.

>>82085883
Hair's black. They just use blue and purple in animation to shade shiny black hair because it looks flat otherwise

asa butterfield as shinji

>>82087216
Asuka's whole schtick is that she wants to live and adult lifestyle even though she's a kid

18 year olds are adults, so it'd completely removes any credible way of including that aspect of the character.

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>>82087555
you mean brian right?

>>82087655

I thought her whole schtick was her being a huge cunt.

>>82087296
Unironically, he's an awesome visual director

Is Justin Long too old to play Shinji?

>>82085895
s-she's not a tranny!!!

>>82087968
That's because she's surrounded by people who remind her of her own immaturity, so she lashes out at them whereas Shinji turns his self-hatred inwards.

>>82088087
He should have stuck to music videos and cinematography, he would be the one of best.

>>82085528
people don't appreciate animation on its own merits and have to apologize for it or qualify it with hypotheticals like this

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>>82084630

Either one of them as Shinji.

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You don't need to anon, we already have this

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DJ Qualls as Shinji.

>>82085528
It's called having fun.

>>82084630
Lynch should direct.

Would make for an amazing shitstorm if there was an adaptation where the pilots really are 14 and they get teen actors to play them and do the kissing, ss and fapping to comatose teen girl scenes.

>>82088681
They'd use body doubles and greenscreen for anything questionable anyway but desu anything but an authentic adaptation would be pointless anyway

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Eva Unit 01

>>82087139
EoE is timeless kino

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>New Eva has SJW shit in it

What would it be?

>>82089638

>New Eva

What?

>>82087655
>18 year olds are adults
kek

>>82090121
compared to characters just entering puberty tbf

>>82090121
I meant that in most terms of legal and social responsibility they are.

Almost all the dynamics between the pilots themselves and between them and the senior staff at NERV would change if they were over 18
Half of Misato and Kaji's roles in the story would be rendered pointless.

>>82089638
Shinji is even more of a beta ass bitch
Asuka is a strong independent woman overcoming the abuse of her father
The angels have female pronouns

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Was it kino?

>>82090890
Was this seen in instrumentality? Or had Shinji come back to reality?

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>>82090890
yes

>>82090945
>reality
>Yui and Kaji are alive and Toji has both his legs

I think Shinji's still in the soup

>>82091130
hell misato and ritsuko were both shown shot at this point too

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>>82090945
It's instrumentality. Basically just Shinji finding what seems like inner peace.
EoE amends this by having him wake up and realize none of it is real.

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What do you guys think?

>>82093550
All good, but Rei looks too asian.
Anime characters look white, don't kill me pls.

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>>82094077
I think this could be better for Rei

>>82093550
Good except for the part where that lumpy faced trollop is cast as Asuka