So... Alex Jones

ALFEX JOBES

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>yanks trying to understand Texas culture

>Texas culture

Not even a yank but you guys are just bumbling retarded sod busters

AFFLAC CAJONES

>>82084296
Has he already got bored of Drumpf that he's moving to Alex Jones?

Do normies even know who Alex is?

so they are just trying to get more people to watch Alex Jones right?

>>82084462
>jones has gone from being completely on the fringe to getting mentioned all the times in mainstream news and now late night comedy

>>82084447
>>82084462
Colbert has a bone to pick with jones because he blames jones for exposing his dirty little hobby of fucking little boys

>>82084447
yes. He's just did a bit about some Alex jones clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23KSkjLJbno

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>>82084296
AMLAK HUNKEOS

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ALEX BTFO

>>82084462

They're mad that Hillary lost so they just trying to affirm their own "intelligence" by trying to paint others as idiots.

Apparently late night talk show hosts have nothing better to do than talk about water filter salesmen.

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>>82084296
>implying cuckbert would be able to handle Rowdy Rowdy Jones

Alex Jones is a sensationalist who constantly makes shit up because it is good for his business. He's entertaining, but if you honestly believe the garbage he spews you're an even bigger retard than you even realize.

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>>82084732
>he still thinks the earth is spherical

I remember when I had my first beer.

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>>82084527
now the name of his first show, Strangers With Candy, makes a lot more sense.
it makes me sick how out blatant these fuckos are.

>>82084527
but I thought alex jones said pizzagate wasn't real?

At least you stupid assholes have created a meme that will keep you from killing yourselves for another day.

You're all destined for the gun, or the pills, or the electrical cord though.

You all sound suicidal is what I'm saying.

>>82084296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he_o7VrScZ0

Does Alex Jones not understand what acting is? I can understand his qualm with Baldwin to an extent, as the SNL sketches are topical and supposed to be "ripped from the headlines" and whatever, but what the fuck is his deal with the guy from Homeland? He's an actor. Does Alex Jones think actors write their own lines? Why not pick a fight with the writer or the showrunner? What the fuck does the actor have to do with any of this?

>>82085159
Well, you see, the thing is, Alex Jones is a giant retarded ape man.

ITT younglings who dont know that Alex Jones has been a prominent figure since the late 90s early 00s

I'm happy to see more people ridiculing Jones. He deserves it

>>82085128
How do you know what we sound like?

Omg r u a hax0r?!

Can I give you my copy of Halo 3 to hack my friend's facebook account please!

>>82085218
>Alex Jones has been a prominent figure since the late 90s early 00s

Yes, in the same way that Sun Myung Moon has been a prominent figure since the 1970s.

>>82085218

He's a mental patient turned high BP future heart attack victim that morons look to because he looks like their angry plumber who has opinions. You people belong swinging on a tire swing into a mud river while hooting like Insane Clown Posse idiots.

>>82084527
Yeah I'll have things that never happened for 500 Alex

This place feels like that play The Crucible sometimes

>>82085284
lel what? Are you the guy who thought that when Jones detractors heard 'Psychic Vampires' they must assume it meant 'vampires who read minds'?

>>82085320
I dont watch him I just found him funny
>>82085289
Hes all over the radio and made several films, he also got attention for breaking into the Bohemian Grove, an elite club in the woods where the NWO discuss their plans and get together
All of this a long time ago

>>82085332
Sound doesn't mean sound?

Wow that's deep bro, you must be a philosoraptor like Socrates

>>82085071
He was acting when he said that.

>>82085128
lol nice projection champ

AJ gonna rip him apart, shit's gonna be lit: https://youtu.be/9qX5ZbZJrY4

>>82085401
>Hes all over the radio and made several films, he also got attention for breaking into the Bohemian Grove, an elite club in the woods where the NWO discuss their plans and get together
>All of this a long time ago

...And? See, this is why speaking to Infowars listeners is an exercise in futility. You say a thing then they say a thing that does nothing to contradict the thing you said and then pretend like they've put you in checkmate.

>Hey, did you know the Earth is round?
>Bullshit, Arby's has two-for-one potato cakes this week. Just try to fucking tell me they don't.
>................What?

Yes, Alex Jones is a prominent figure, but prominence and credibility are not the same thing.

>>82085421
>Sound doesn't mean sound?

Is English not your first language?

ANDERS JONESVIK

>>82085682
Is English a term for something else

Am I being lectured in philosophy?

I don't think i'm intelligent enough to handle this, sir.

>>82084296
did blompfposting finish up already?

>>82084732
Not true. The real redpill is realizing Alex Jones is right about everything and most of his "crazy" beliefs were just metaphors for what was really going on.

>>82085755
>I don't think i'm intelligent enough

Fair.

>>82084371
Colbert is from South Carolina.
And Alex Jones shoots out of liberal-ass Austin.

>>82085836
Fair as in not true?

Wow I didn't think the great philosopher Anonymous would consider me so intelligent but thank you!

>>82084537
>mentions george soros several times

I actually think Colbert knows the score, but he has to tow the party line

Where's the clip of Colbert's freak out from? I remember seeing it months ago, but don't know what episode it's from.

WERE BREAKING THE PERFORMANCE ARTISTRY!!!

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>it's just a character for ratings
>I don't mean what I'm saying
>kids are eating this shit up tho
What did he mean by this?

>>82085011
>when you find out true detective wasnt fictional

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>>82085863
>Fair as in not true?

Is that what 'fair' means in your native tongue? Because of all the myriad definitions for the word 'fair' in the English language, 'not true' isn't one of them. You should probably just stop, sweetie. You are hilariously outclassed.

>>82085982
Outclassed as in I will one day be superior to you?

Well master Anonymous I don't know what to say but... well i'm just speechless!

>>82085880
Colbert wants to make fun of the idea that his sponsor is behind anything mean.
They want to reach the point where "george soros" is like "illuminati" or "tinfoil hat", a trigger word that will make people shrug it off immediately because they dont wanna be made fun of.

>>82085011
>now the name of his first show, Strangers With Candy

Exit 57 was his first show. And there is a reference to murder in the opening credits.

Jones generates almost as much salt as Ayn Rand. It's interesting. I think I'm going to start paying closer attention to him.

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>>82086021
wth is even happening?

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EEEEAAAAAAHHHHH

Howdy, former Trump supporter here. I also came to this board in 2005 when everything was perfect and mommy also made tendies. I used to think it was sjws who were just the bad ones but now I see /pol/ is just as bad. They both have ideas and defend them with arguments and it doesn't matter what the ideas are. I believe that she will win.

>>82086046
Well sound doesn't mean sound so I'm just trying to keep up and figure out what other words he is interpreting differently.

He seems to be proud of me by giving me all these compliments though, so I guess i'm doing it right.

>>82085128
You sound like a fag is what I'm saying.

>>82086021
'speechless' as in you have cancerous tumors growing on your ovaries? I'm so sorry.

@82086073
>Howdy, former Trump supporter here
Weak bait, lurk more faggot

>>82084500
It's because in a shameless cashgrab he decided to turn his show into the "pro-trump 24/7 and also buy muh boner pills" channel. Alt-right Trumpcucks fell for the obvious scam/lies/pandering and his ratings improved massively. Also Trump goes on his show which makes him more relevant.

If he was talking about reptilians doing 9/11 like before he'd still be an irrelevant nobody.

>>82086118
You seem to be misinterpreting words that have no other interpretation.

Looks like the student has surpassed the master.

Not gonna lie, former InfoWars listener here. This is fucking hilarious watching Alex Jones crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the whole enchilada.

>>82084732
Preach bro, now lets go watch CNN and TYT.

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>>82086178
Fuck man.

>>82085641
>Yes, Alex Jones is a prominent figure, but prominence and credibility are not the same thing.
Calm down, Stephen, holy shit. That anon never said anything about his credibility. You are both agreeing that he's a prominent figure, that's it. As you put it:

>...And? See, this is why speaking to Infowars criticizers is an exercise in futility. You say a thing then they say a thing that does nothing to contradict the thing you said and then pretend like they've put you in checkmate.

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>>82086080
Oh, I see. You're just literally autistic. Yeah, 'sound' has a few definitions, which non-autist can usually deduce through context. I'm sorry that I didn't hold your hand the first time, kiddo. Won't happen again. See, when anon said 'sounds like' he was wasn't referring to actual vibrations in the air, he was referring to the ideas and impressions conveyed by your words. I've gone ahead and taken the liberty of screencapping the definition for you. You might want to print it out and keep it on hand next time you decide to have a conversation with grownups.

>>82086380
Wow Anonymous, you must be the master of photoshop

You must teach me!

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Look, Alex Jones was always kind off his rocker but lets not pretend Colbert is really all that better in his political pandering. Certainly more sedated but anyone look like they're on tranquilizer next to Alex Jones, whose level of pantomime is on par with a bad WWE wrestler (Which admittedly makes him way funnier).

>>82085235
>>82085235
Making fun of Jones is easy and fun for the whole family. Making fun of him for political reasons is cheap and agenda pushing.

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*inhales*

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>>82086436
WHERES MY WATER FILTER ALICK BALDONES

>>82086436
I'm butt funneling Caveman right now, and shooting up super male vitality into my penis.

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WE ARE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING

For the first time ever 53% off retail price, Caveman True Paleo Formula™. Secure your bottle now, shabbos goys!

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Pizzagate isn't rea-

>colbert walks on stage
>audience applauds
>Heh oh, yeah, sure, yeah hehe.. uh..
>audience quiets down
>So uh, heh, uh... so, yeah...
>puts hands in pockets
>Hmmm, uhh..
>paces towards camera
>Yeah... so... umm...
>a slight growing hum can be heard from the crowd
>... Donald.......
>the audience collectively prepares themselves with such force that it sucks all air out of the room, producing an environment similar to the vacuum of space
>colbert licks his lips slowly, the saliva immediately boiling due to the difference in pressure
>a few people begin to experience dangerous side effects, some go unconscious
>colbert, unphased, closes his eyes in dismay as he prepares to speak once again
>... Trump.
>the audience's collective groaning sigh causes the room to rumble and the building's foundations to sway
>dust drops from the ceiling as the rumbling continues, light fixtures drop to the floor and shatter
>the shards of glass shoot out towards the crowd, killing several people instantly and leaving some with gaping wounds
>a large glass of water on a stand drops to the floor near a broken light, extending the current
>one of the stage crew accidentally slips and lands in the puddle, taking several thousand volts into his body and frying his brain
>the rumbling ceases immediately
>colbert smirks
>I mean, really?
>the audience laughs as the dead crewman's body catches on fire in the background

>>82086681
drew carey is still alive?

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>>82086681
DELETE THIS
DRUKALD BRIMPF

>>82086681
Well that proves it.

>>82085949
Kids are stupid. This has always been true.

>>82086681
wew lad

>>82086681
Greg Proops

I fucking knew it ya

>>82086730
That picture looks pretty old. Podesta looks less like the crypt keeper and Carrey is still fat.

>>82084732
Much like late-night talk show hosts and other assorted comedians.

>>82086681
>Celebrity who works for one of the biggest TV netwworks in the US knows guy who has worked with a political party

Whoa, like that has never happened before.

>>82085797
yeah but what's really going on (c)?

>>82084296
Who's the guy in the background of all Stephen Colbert's monologues that just repeats the shit he says?

"So...Alex Jones."

"Alex Jones, haha, oh man, you got that right!"

Who is that guy? What is his purpose?

>>82086833
It's incredibly old. I'd say pre-2005. It's got half of the cast of Whose Line Is It Anyway? Plus just look at Colbert's hair. It's obviously pre-Colbert Report.

>>82084732
Did you just discover 4chan today? Most people are so far down the ironic retardation hole they don't even know what's real and what's just entertainment.

>>82086893
Exactly what he says, the elites are like vampires trying to suck away the lifeforce of humanity. The basic gestalt is the elites have acquired so much wealth that they no longer care about obtaining money and would rather use that money to change the world, and for them that means changing humans. It's a war against humans an the anti-humans.

>>82086895
I only watch the show through clips on youtube too, but i think it's some black guy in the band. he also starts playing at annoying times in the middle of bits too. idk why they thought that thus was a good quirk to add to the show. and you know that stephen has never said a word to that black guy off air.

>>82086681
i want something for libruls that gives us the same feeling that these guys get when they find their
>SMOKING GUN
>THE HAPPENING
>SOROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
stuff, you know?

>>82086876
Thank you for Correcting The Record.

>>82085880

he got his drink spiked at some degenerate party and when he woke up they showed him pictures of him with naked underage kids

now he has masters

Sooo...

Alex...

Have you heard of...

ARDULD BUMPF? HAHAHAHAHA

>>82086895
He's the vocalist and he also plays some instrument for the band. Dude is annoying as fuck and always has to interject.

The pianist sucks too. He plays some random notes to try to one up Colbert.

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>Check youtube
>Top trending video is Stephen Colbert making fun of Trump
>Try to control myself but end up clicking it
>Watch the video all the way through with tears streaming out of my face
>Literally shaking
How do you guys cope? I've started writing funny silly names for Trump to pretend I'm not butthurt, but it's not working.

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>>82087102
Sh-sh-shut up, we're l-laughing at him

BORGDALD GREEMPF

>>82086681
www

SHURGRAD YURPF

>>82084296
Talk about going for the low hanging fruit. Colbert has like, 80 writers on his staff and this is the best they can come up with?

The most popular late night host.
Everyone is seething.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-HUbdEAxo8

Why are people mad at Alex Jones?

Everything he's saying in this clip is factually correct.

Juice boxes do turn you gay and makes you become transexual.

Orlando gay nightcIub attack was faked. No one actually died.

THEY HATE YOU
THEY HATE GOD
THEY HATE PROSPERITY
THEY HATE CHILDREN

JURGDERG ROMPF

>>82084732
The power of meme magic is blurring the lines between reality and falsehood with 10000 layers of irony

Jones is just a snake oil salesman

>>82084537
His impression is spot on.

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>>82086681
noh my god

>>82085011
I might be wrong, but I thought the title was in reference to the main character and how she got started down the wrong path that led her to drop out of school. I thought he just played one of her gay teachers or something.

alex's ideas are pretty much retarded but how can you not love the guy

he's doing what he thinks is right (it's not) and he seems overall at least honest, plus he's able to make fun of himself and knows he's way over the top. idk i'll always have a soft spot someone who comes off as genuinely anti-establishment

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SCOOBY BLARP

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GOURMBOLDERALD BREEBULOPF IS A NAZI

>>82087535
>alex's ideas are pretty much retarded but how can you not love the guy

Easily.

>he's doing what he thinks is right (it's not) and he seems overall at least honest, plus he's able to make fun of himself and knows he's way over the top

I don't think he is. It came out in a court deposition that he's been formally diagnosed with Narcissistic Personality Disorder. He has a need for praise and lacks any sort of empathy. The easiest way for him to garner praise has been to spout a bunch of charlatanical nonsense at the expense of easily manipulated rubes, and his fortune has been built selling them snake oil. He is a genuinely contemptible human being.

>>82084296
does the media not realize that with so much hatred for them brewing in america that trying to tear down dissenting broadcasters only makes people want to hear what they say?

AWENZ JOMEDS

>>82087304
>Everything he's saying in this clip is factually correct.
I'll tell things that never happened for 500, Alex

>>82085641
>>Hey, did you know the Earth is round?
>>Bullshit, Arby's has two-for-one potato cakes this week. Just try to fucking tell me they don't.
>>................What?

kek

>>82086997
kill yourself

>>82086714

kek

>>82086997

New flavor coffee in starbucks?

>>82085845
He is from dallas and Austin isn't strictly liberal

>>82087317
they do

>>82085949
>>82086752
do you honestly thing the guys on talk radio are ranting and raving when they are not working

You've been allowed to have a memey pro-Trump thread going all week like a shit scented ear wax candle, and Jonathan Demme, who just died, has not yet got a sticky.

MOOOODDDSSS!!!!!

BORFCOLD FWUMPF

>>82088744
Yea its part of the reason for the divorce I suspect.