How long do you think you could make it in The Contest?

15 years.

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12 hours

>>82083943
I think the longest I've gone is like three weeks

>>82083943
Long enough to win desu.

ive read somewhere that people give up sex for lent. 40 days, no sex! How is that possible lol?

I wouldn't last one week without having sex

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>>82083943
>>82083976
so far I am the winner already.

2, maybe 3 days tops

>>82083976
are you saying you're a 15 y/o or what?

Guys aren't supposed to go more than a couple of days after age 30, I'll be laughing my ass off when all those nofap retards get prostate cancer a couple decades from now.

went a few days not jacking it and when i took a piss my balls hurt
never again

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>>82084121
>you get prostate cancer from not jerking off

>>82084040
haha inorite xD i'd fucken go crazy haha

>>82084121
[ciatation needed]

Ive done it once, thirty days ago, in the last two months.

I'm angry all the time

>>82084321
why only once

>>82083943
16 years

I literally only jerk off one day a week. Not even a nofap fag I just don't have the sex drive to want to jerk off constantly. Maybe I have low T but I' pretty /fit/ so I doubt it

First year college I lived in those awful dorms with two beds in a tiny room and no divider. I'd go weeks without beating off. It was just a pain in the ass desu. You just end up having wet dreams.

>>82084040
Do people go longer than a few months not having sex?

>>82084214
you might want to see a doctor, anon...

>>82085639
I bet you don't even appreciate thicc women or titcows.

12 years ago? 2 days
Now? 2 weeks

>>82084246
haha am goin torite hackafrag tobeaoi broahnfeolansdfionweoifn455325#@$#@

>>82085713
why
i jerk off regularly now and feel no pain

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>>82083943
I'd be out before the check comes

>>82084121
Why would you be laughing at people getting cancer you sick fuck?